Thanks for all the reviews, alerts, and favorites. They fuel the fire so that I can keep churning out chapters. Anyway, I don't have any questions to answer so I'll just get started with this chapter. The name of the chapter is the name of a Saliva song that just popped into my head: I Must Have Been Wrong
Disclaimer: Do you know how much easier it is not to say that I don't own Naruto in every chapter? Much easier, but for the people who don't know already . . . I don't own Naruto.
Chapter 10: I Must Have Been Wrong
"Conversation"
'Thoughts'
Kyuubi
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Naruto woke up the next morning a bit sore, but he didn't really mind it. The pain he felt, he remembered, came with extreme pleasure. He closed his eyes and let his mind travel back to what happened and how good it felt. He absently began to stroke himself. The blonde was just about to climax when he heard Itachi's voice.
"So you're awake?"
The lust and pleasure in Itachi's voice was now gone. It was once again the uninterested tone that every Uchiha exhibited. Naruto hated it. Even so, he answered his husband-to-be with a smile on his face.
"Yes. I'm awake."
The Uchiha didn't say anything after that. He just stared at the blonde as if he was expecting Naruto to do a trick.
"Is there something that you want from me, Itachi?" The blonde had moved from his position in the bed to pull on a pair of black pants and a white shirt.
"We need to start getting ready for the wedding. I imagine that six months would be the best time to have the wedding since you just turned eighteen and since we need to get to know each other a little better." Itachi said with no change in his voice.
The blonde nodded his agreement as he brushed his hair and was about to put it in a ponytail.
"Leave your hair down." Itachi commanded.
Naruto looked at the former missing nin in shock and confusion. "Do you like my hair down?"
Itachi suddenly moved behind the blonde running his hands through the silk tresses of his fiancé.
"Why do you put it up?" The Uchiha whispered in his ear.
"Because I was told that I look better with it up." Naruto answered whispered dejectedly.
"Who told you that?"
-Flashback: Two years ago-
Naruto was getting ready for his first date with Sakura.
"Kyuubi, do I look all right?"
"Why do you care? She's going to find something to pick at anyway."the fox demon huffed.
"Can you just answer the question? I want things to be perfect for the perfect girl. It's the only reason why I'm not dressed in the orange and black I usually wear." (1)
Kyuubi almost gagged. (2) "All sickness aside, you do look handsome in blue. I don't think anyone could resist you looking this good."
"Thank you, Kyuubi," the blonde said with a smile, adjusting himself one last time. "That really means a lot to me."
The demon grunted in response as the doorbell rang. The blonde ran to the door as to not make the pink-haired kunoichi wait.
"All right, I'm ready to go." the blonde said opening the door. The smile on the blonde's face faded as he saw the grimace he was getting from Sakura.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
"You need to put your hair up. You look gay with it down. Here I was hoping that you wouldn't disappoint but…just go put it up and make sure to hurry the hell up or we'll be late." The girl commanded, going into straight banshee mode.
A bit disenchanted, Naruto did as Sakura said and listened to Kyuubi ramble about how she was right about Team Seven's know-it-all.
-End Flashback-
"Sakura did." The Jinchuuriki finally answered. "She told me that I looked gay with it down."
Itachi chuckled lightly in his ear while wrapping his arms around the blonde.
"Is my name Sakura?"
"No."
"Did Sakura become an ANBU black operative by the time she was thirteen?"
"No."
"Then who do you think is smarter, more talented?"
"You are."
"Next topic, who are you about to be married to?
"You."
"Doesn't that mean that what I think of you matters more than what anyone else thinks of you?"
"Yes."
"Bonus round, what's my sex?"
The stress Itachi put on the word sex caused some unwanted stirrings in Naruto. The sharingan user didn't help matters as he kissed along the nape of Naruto's neck.
"Answer me, Naruto-kun." Itachi purred moving his hands into the blonde's pants.
"I can't…could you…" the blonde stuttered.
"Let me ask you a different way," Itachi suggested. "Who took your virginity and now owns you?"
"You."
"Did you like what I did to you last night?"
"I loved it."
"This makes you gay, right?"
"Right."
"Now I want you to just listen." Itachi said as he stroked Naruto's member with small tugs. "Everything you just told me is what I want you to remember from now until the day we die. I'm not Sakura; I'm better than her on several level and I can do more than prove it you. You are marrying me and my opinion trumps all others. I'm a man, so you are gay. I gave you and will continue to give you the best pleasure you have ever had, and I own you. Are we clear?"
"Yes, Itachi," Naruto moaned.
"Good."
Itachi then took his hands out of Naruto's pants and began to walk to the front door. Naruto groaned in disappointment at the older man's rush to leave. Itachi then turned his head back to the blonde.
"Don't worry, Naruto-kun. I'll be more than happy to give what you're looking for when we're finished with some of our errands." the Uchiha smirked.
Naruto gave a grunt but continued to follow the sharingan user out of the door.
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The couple had only been to two shops and already Naruto was getting restless. The blonde was fidgety and unable to focus. He could help though. He wanted to see the Uchiha naked again and be given the pleasure he had long been denied up until last night. It was getting to the point where he was willing to get on his knees and beg for it, but before he had the chance; Itachi grabbed his shirt hard and pulled him as close as possible in annoyance.
"We have two more stops to make and then I promise you I will pound your prostate until you are screaming, no, begging me to stop if that's what you want me to do. But for me to do something for you, you have to do something for me. All I want you do to is to stop acting like you're going to die if I make you wait another minute for us to have sex. You've managed to go eighteen years without it another hour or two shouldn't hurt. Understand?" Itachi hissed with a subdued tone.
The blonde could only nod his yes.
"Good." The raven-haired man said, letting go of his fiancé.
As soon as the two were about to continue on their way, they heard Sasuke's voice.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't the crybaby and the traitor." Sasuke seethed slightly.
Itachi and Naruto turned to see Sasuke and Sakura approaching them. "Well, if it isn't the weakling and his banshee slut." Itachi shot back uninterestedly.
"So I see," Sakura laughed. "Itachi fights Naruto's battles now."
Naruto moved to strike the couple, but Itachi held him back.
"What is it that you want, Sasuke? Came to tell me that you've realized that Naruto has more cleavage than your whore will ever have? Are you going to tell me that you're going to try and run away again but this time you and this nobody are getting married? Did you want to tell me that you're jealous that I found someone that isn't going to give me some kind of disease every other week? Or did you just want to tell me that you're ready to be castrated since you are cheating on your fiancée?" (3)
Sasuke was now on the defensive. "Take those things back right now." he hissed vehemently.
"Why should I? Does the truth hurt, my foolish little brother?"
Sasuke tried to charge Itachi, only to be sneaked up on and knocked out by the older Uchiha. Sakura screamed as her precious Sasuke fell unconscious on the ground.
"Now that you're satisfied, I think Naruto and I will be leaving." Itachi said, directing his fiancé to follow. (4)
Trying not to die laughing, Naruto followed. 'And here I thought there weren't any perks to being married to Itachi. I guess I was wrong,' Naruto thought as he caught up to the sharingan user. (5)
Explanation Time
(1/2) It's in the story because it fits, but let's not forget that I HATE Sakura so I did in fact gag as I typed it.
(3) It's amazing how I can just be so insulting to people who aren't even real.
(4) Itachi talked way too much this chapter. Sue me.
(5) Another one of those lame endings but twenty page chapters are not my forte. Regardless, I'll say that I'm sorry.