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It was blue

EPOV

"Edward, truth or dare?" Bella asked me and I looked at her for almost two seconds.

You're a coward, Eddie, Emmett thought amused.

EDWARD, YOU MUST SAY DAREEEE, Alice screamed in her head and I winced. Why she has to scream? I hear her, for crying out loud.

"Dare." I said simply (not because of Alice) and I saw Rosalie roll her eyes. Suddenly, the floor began shaking and all I could see was Emmett rolling with laughter. Alice poked Rosalie in the arm, giggling.

"NO Freaking WAY" Emmett laughed. "It's the first time you say dare. It's because little Bella is here?" he burst once again in laughter, only this time more loudly that even the walls were shaking.

Alice joined him soon. I cursed, glaring at them.

Bella cleared loudly her throat and she took quickly my hand. I looked in her beautiful brown eyes and she blushed.

"From what I remember, Emmett..." she started and waited till they stopped laughing. Soon after Emmett heard his name, he turned to Bella, smirking.

Uh-oh.. what..?

"... you weren't so brave the last time we played." She raised one of her perfect eyebrows and Emmett's grin disappeared in an instant. I tried to cough to cover my chuckles but no one was fooled. Emmett pouted like a five year old child and crossed his arms. I lost my focus then and I began to laugh.

Maybe you're asking what happened that day. It was Alice's turn to ask and she picked Emmett as her victim. He was grinning (as always) at the pixie one. And well... Jasper had this magnificent idea to put pranks on him. So he thought that he should make him feel discouraged and weak. I liked it as the thought crossed his mind so I decided to join him. Alice told Emmett that he had to jump into the river naked and he nodded immediately. Then, in a second, his mood shifted and he ran, screaming like a teenager girl, with his hands raised.

"Yeah, because the emo boy thought it was great." he sulked, punching Jasper on the arm and we burst in laughter. Again.

We stopped when Carlisle got out of his office and glared at us for a sec. Those children.., he thought as he closed the door.

"Ok. So.. Edward, I dare you to.." Bella pursed up her lips, thinking.

"... make sex with her. Now. Here." Emmett recovered his good mood (how the heck did he do that?) and he continued Bella's sentence, screaming happily.

Gezzzez...can you please stop with the hormones, Emmett? Jasper thought.

Bella just looked horrified at Emmett and I glared at him.

"Emmett, can you please, for a second... SHUT UP!!!" I screamed too at him, only to see his grin bigger.

"Edward, switch clothes with..." she bit her lip, amused and Alice cracked up, laughing hysterically.

Oh... great, just great..

".. Rosalie?" she made it look like it was a question. She shrugged and smiled apologetic. I stroked her cheek, letting her know it was just a dare and that she mustn't feel guilty.

WHAT? Rosalie screamed in her head as she looked at her clothes, then at mine, then again at her, then again at me.

The others burst in laughter and I frowned at Rosalie, then I saw her outfit. A mini skirt, white long boots and a pink blouse. NO ... WAY.

From all days, she must have wore that exactly today? Why me.

Tear up my clothes and you're dead Edward, Rosalie thought, as we changed quickly in each other outfit.

Bella put her hand at her mouth to stop the giggles, but when our eyes met, she fell on the floor, laughing hysterically. So did the others, especially Alice, whom sharp laughter was higher than anyone else. Emmett buried his face in Rosalie's hair, chuckling amused. Jasper too was rolling on the floor like crazy.

I was staring at Bella and Rosalie frowned at her.

You'll pay for this, she thought and I turned to her, warning her that wasn't a great idea. She sighed frustrated and crossed her arms at her chest.

"You're...very... sexy... Edward." Bella said among the giggles and I smiled involuntary till the smile became a laugh.

"Miss Freaking Edward." Emmett chuckled, getting into hysterics again.

I looked at them and I was ready to open my mouth, when Bella stopped me, whispering something in my ear. She was giggling and I felt her hot breath on my neck, making me want so badly to kiss her. But my attention was distracted by Alice's shaking head.

I love it. That was really a good one. And I'll love to see her doing that.

I laughed.

He's having a breakdown? Jasper.

What the... I want to hear the joke. Emmett looked confused at me, then at Bella.

"Oh no, no no... Bella! How can you do that to me? I thought we were best friends forever, sisters. And you, Edward, you really disappoint me. You're such a bad brother." she sulked. I rolled my eyes. You know, you're going to regret this, if you do it. I rolled again my eyes. What? You don't believe me? Edward, I'm talking to you.. well, thinking actually but you got the picture... Listen to me! EDWARD!

I stopped listening to her thoughts because they could be sometimes astounding.

Yeah right.. You physic. Always finding an excuse..

"What?" Emmett asked impatiently.

"Alice, truth or dare?"

"Truth." she said quickly, for Emmett, Rosalie, Jasper and Bella's surprise. I raised my eyebrow at her and she smiled victorious. HA!

"Ok, Alice, truth. Well... Why you're using your make up and your new dresses on Jasper, when Bella isn't here?" I asked and I saw Jasper's eyes narrow: You got to be kidding me. Alice just got excited and took Jasper by the arm, bouncing happily. I heard Emmett's muffled laughter.

"Oh, that's simple. Because he's so damn hot with that pink eyeshadow and because he's so leggy and tall. And because his butt looks better in the red skirt I dressed him two days ago." Two days ago? Gosh, lucky me I was with Bella at her house.

JASPER.... WOMAN!!! Emmett's body shook with laughter.

"My butt looks just fine." Jasper muttered under his breath and Alice gasped, like she was insulted.

"Don't you think you look handsome when I'm done? You have to admit it, you looked so good in the green dress." Alice stared at him, waiting for an answer. "ADMIT IT!" she shout and Jasper startled.

She's definetly a little monster.

"Ok, ok..." he mumbled frustrated and sighed. Alice began bouncing again, smiling.

Bella began dozing and I took her quickly in my arms. (I was feeling so stupid in that skirt).

"Oh come on Bella. You can't leave us in the middle of the game." Emmett pouted.

Oh yes she can. Rosalie smiled.

"Bella, you should sleep." She nodded slowly, before her eyes shut. I carried her to the stairs and I was ready to run in my room when Jasper laughed "Nice butt, Edward." Then some chuckles were heard and I tried to block their thoughts.

I put Bella on my bed and she fell asleep, sighing in her dream. I undressed that stupid outfit and I put on my usual clothes: a shirt and jeans. I lounged on the bed and I took Bella in my arms, kissing softly her forehead. She smiled and whispered my name.

BPOV

The sunlight was flooding the room and I opened my eyes, still sleepy. I yawned and I looked in the room. I was alone. Alice wasn't staring at me like every other morning, waiting for me to wake up, Rosalie wasn't trying to scare me to death, Emmett wasn't here to make jokes about me and Jasper never got in this room, when I was here.

And... Edward? well.. that was the most weird thing.

"Edward?" I whispered, hoping he was in the bathroom. (I didn't see the thing for him to need ever the bathroom, but.. still)

I found a note on the pillow. It said

I went hunting with Carlisle and Esme.

I didn't want to go and let you alone with those freaks, but they convinced me.

I'll be back very very soon. You won't have time to miss me.

Take care of yourself and remember I love you.

Edward.

I love you too, I said to myself.

Well, that explains things. But... that means I'm alone with Emmett, Jasper, Alice and... Rosalie. Crap. If Alice tries to dress me with some stupid dresses or something like this, I'm going to kill her. But since then, I must take a bath. And maybe, I'll make my homework for... ugh! Sex Ed. Hate it, hate it.

I took a few towels. Then I saw it. On the bed, was a hot pink dress with connecting straps, above the knees with neck opening. I stared at it in disbelief and I cursed Alice like ten million times.

I took a deep breath and entered the bathroom. I looked in the mirror for a second, only to see those horrible dark circles and my even-more pale face.

I let the water flow till it was enough good to wake me up. I took the shampoo and I started washing my hair. I closed my eyes to not let the shampoo enter them and I washed out quickly. I dried and I covered myself in the towel.

I saw with the corner of my eye something weird and when I turned to see what it was, I screamed of horror.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" I shout lustily. "What the hell happened?"

I stormed out of the bathroom, running to Alice, cursing her in my way. I got in the living room and for my surprise, no one was there either.

So they want to play, huh?

"Don't try to hide. I'll find you soon. You heard me, you little, pushy, moronic brat?" I screamed. "You too Emmett, Rosalie and Jasper. Don't think I forgot you. You're going to pay for this, do you hear me? ALICE!!!!"

I heard a few giggles and I recognized Alice. Then I saw the curtains of the living room moving and from what I knew, the curtains didn't giggle or move.

I ran there and opened the curtains, only to find Alice laughing her head off and Emmett's loudly chuckles.

"So here you were." I glared at them and I was so mad, that I wanted so badly to hit something.. or someone. (in this case I should behave because all I could make it was causing myself bruises).

"WHY MY HAIR IS BLUE????" I screamed as loud as my lungs allowed me.

That made Alice laugh even harder and in a second she was already rolling on the floor with Emmett on her side.

I crossed my arms, mad, and I glared at them. After two minutes, Alice straightened up and looked at me, giggling. Emmett was still on the floor, his body shaken by the laughter.

"So.... are you going to say to me... why my hair is BLUE?" I shout the last word and she bit her lip, staring at my hair.

"But you look so gorgeous." she said and with that, she laughed again.

"If you're not telling me, I'm going to call Edward and he'll say this to Carlisle and Esme. I promise you that they won't be happy." I saw Alice's face fell and she shook her head. She punched Emmett on the head and told him quickly what I said.

He got near us, his face serious.

"What are you going to say in your defense?" I frowned at them.

"Well..." Alice started, but stopped abruptly, looking at Emmett.

"Ok, it was Jasper." Emmett said and Alice gasped.

"WHAT? Jasper didn't make anything. He's innocent. Rosalie was the guilty one."

"Rose is innocent too. Don't try to blame her." Emmett protested, yelling at Alice.

"Oh yes? Then why she gave me the idea?"

"That was a little and naive joke. You took it way too seriously."

"Then why you accepted it? You were so happy when I told you."

"Well... that's because... um... it was a prank and I thought she will have fun with it." Emmett yelled back. My head was hurting from turning so quickly from right to left and from left to right. I was starting to feel dizzy.

"And screaming at us means fun." Alice shout and I closed my eyes.

"Guys.. GUYS" they turned to me and they remembered I was with them too. "Please, anyone wants to tell me the truth or I'll have it my way?" I raised my eyebrows, meaning this was the last time I was asking them.

They looked down and the both of them pouted.

"Guilty." they said in choir and Alice continued quickly. "But Rosalie gave us the idea. She had the dye in her room."

My jaw locked and I put my fingers at my temples. I took an extremely deep breath.

"Why?" I asked as calm as I could.

"Because you said that to Edward, before he called me and Rosalie was mad because you made her wear his clothes." Alice whispered.

"And you Emmett?"

"What? I didn't do anything. I just love to put pranks on." he grinned, giving me a playful punch in the arm.

He winked at me then as I became confused.

"And I think now I have seen you more naked, than even Edward, right?"

I froze and I forgot how to breath. Alice looked at me and they started again to giggle, throwing each other nudges.

Crap, crap, crap, crap.. I was still in the towel.

I swallowed and as fast as I could I ran upstairs while I screamed at them "Don't think you're done." The laughters stopped abruptly.

I got in the room and I searched for my clothes. I looked under the bed. Nothing. In Edward's wardrobe. Still nothing. In the bathroom, under the pillow, outside. Nothing, nothing, nothing. WHAT THE HELL?

And then a thought crossed my mind as I saw the hot pink dress still on the bed. I fumed and I sit on the bed with my arms crossed.

"I'm not going to wear that." I sulked and seemed that Alice heard, because she was in an instant at my door.

"Oh yes, you are so going to wear it. Please, please, please." she begged me, as I glared at her.

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No. I don't want to."

"Yes, you do. Now stop acting like a spoiled brat and dress."

"After you made my hair blue, now you want me to wear that stupid and ugly dress. You know you're starting to exaggerate, right?"

"That's not ugly." she pouted, staring at the dress. She made the puppy-look and I sighed.

I hate her when she was doing that. I couldn't see her that way, so I just went beside her and I put my hand on her shoulder, trying to calm her down. Damn Jasper, where is he? Edward, please, hurry up. Or I'll kill your siblings from making me do this.

I sighed again and I nodded. "Ok, Alice. I'll dress that... stupid, ugly, outrageous dress. For you. But stop with the puppy-looks and don't torture me like this again." I half-smiled and she clapped enthusiastic, hugging me.

"Yay yay. I know you were going to give in. So, let's get started." she took the dress in her hands and she was ready to get out of the room, but I stopped her with my finger.

"Wait. I'm not taking that...." Alice opened her mouth to protest but continued quickly. "...if you're not helping me to take off the dye from my hair."

She nodded and in thirty minutes, my hair was all washed up and clean. Not even a drop of blue dye wasn't in my hair. I smiled in the mirror and I half-thank Alice for helping me, letting her know that I was still mad at them.

We got in her pinky, enormous bedroom and she forced me to sit on the chair in front of a big mirror.

"Great. Now you're going to be my guinea pig. You'll be gorgeous and when Edward will return, he will be stunned." she said, as she brought with her thousands and thousands of bags.

I was crazy when I accepted it.

She was singing a weird song with her soprano voice, as she was putting me the lipstick. She made a few footsteps backward to see me more clear and then clapped happily. Oh God. I'm afraid to look in the mirror. I closed my eyes.

"You can see yourself." I opened my eyes and I froze in the chair. "see? You're like a Barbie doll."

I didn't even recognize myself. Who was that beautiful girl in the mirror?

Well, I hate to accept it, but Alice did an amazing job. The dress seems like it was made especially for me.

"well?" she waited anxious my answer.

"Well.. I can't believe it. I'm...."

"... gorgeous." A voice came from behind me and I turned to see Edward smiling at me. "You're absolutely gorgeous. Like always." he took me in his arms and we looked in each other's eyes for a second. Then he leaned over to kiss me, and I closed my eyes, waiting to feel his cold lips pressed on mine, but...

Alice cleared loudly her throat and raised her eyebrows at me.

"Thank you very much, Alice." I smiled at her and she bounced from right to left, smirking.

Then I took Edward's face and I pressed forcefully my lips on his. He kissed me back passionately, holding me by the waist and my arms locked around his neck, pulling him closer. I felt his lips turning into a smile.

"Oh-kay, too much for the pixie one." I heard Alice mumble amused as she let us alone in her room.

At first I tried to make Edward say Truth, but I hadn't an idea of the question and still it was Bella, she coudn't ask him some embarrasing question or something like that. So I changed it in the last second.

Second, maybe you're wondering what said Bella to Edward before he asked Alice. Well, she was mad at her because she made her strip and she told to Edward to dare Alice to eat an apple. (it's that even making sense? :)) ) Alice saw it and she quickly said Truth instead of Dare.

If there are misunderstandings about Bella's hair: The dye was just something superficial, that can be washed up at the first bath and it remains nothing, only the natural color of the hair. (When Edward came, Bella's hair was back to normal)

I hope you like this chapter and if you have ideas, I'll be happy to hear them.