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Thank you for reviewing and encouragement twiggy-shino, Angel Falls8, Fairy of Anime, Goatis, and Dattebayo Girl, Soubi Shoukyaku, and Maiden dancing in moonlight.
Bwahahaha! Dattebayo Girl, I'm a One Piece fan too and at the time, I was just trying to think of a simple Japanese female name for a redhead. "Nami" immediately popped in my head and stupid me didn't make the connection. DAMN YOU, SUBCONSCIOUS! I assume that since you read AFF, you've seen how my dirty inner self sneaks this stuff in, like the "Something Strange Is Going On" threesome. So all of you One Piece fans, please forgive me for butchering Nami. I do think she's pretty cool and she doesn't deserve being made into a cocky, money-obsessed gal... Uh... MOVING ON!
Needless to say, there are lemons in this chapter. I could put up another warning, but I noticed that my stats haven't dropped one bit.
Maybe one more time- No Kiddies Allowed! (Sighs and walks away)
Oh and if you're reading this chap, Darkmoon Knight. Sorry, I couldn't help it. Sin's just too tempting. ;-)
Chapter Ten
"Shibi, what the hell do you think you're doing," rang an angry voice into the night sky as two shadows bounced from building to building, "Put me down this instant!"
The man just smiled under his collar as he pushed more chakra into his feet, "No, I don't think so."
Kurenai did her best to glance up to see roofs and buildings fly by with the occasional citizen doing double takes from their windows, "Damn it, Shibi! I am not some prize you can haul around as if you were a caveman. Shibi? Are you even listening to me?"
The Kikaichu residing inside the gourd as well as his body noticed the lack of hostile pheromones, but caught the scent of her arousal causing him to snicker at the female duplicitous nature, "But I am listening to you, Kurenai, very closely in fact."
'Bullshit,' Kurenai tried to push herself up, but all it took was a slight adjusting with his hands and he kept the kunoichi slipping down his back, 'It's only been a few days and he's already in the habit of ignoring me.' Angry at the very indignity of being thrown about like some trophy, she body-flickered from his shoulder and reappeared a few meters behind him.
Shibi stopped the second he felt the brunette disappear and looked to see her on the other side of the rooftop.
"Look here, Aburame," said the woman as she put both hands on her hips, "This is the twenty-first century, not the stone age! I expect, NO, I demand to be treated with more respect. I am not some two-bit floozy who jumps into bed with a guy at the drop of a hat!" Kurenai faltered when Shibi looked her scantily clad figure up and down then quirked a knowing eyebrow.
"Excuse us," said a familiar voice from afar, "Coming through." Both Jounin turned around and they saw the Chuunin pair coming up from behind.
"Slowing down already, old man," taunted Shino as he and a bottom up Sakura passed over the older couple to head straight for the hotel.
Sakura's confused green eyes briefly looked into Kurenai's surprised crimson and she squeaked out, "Sensei?"
A scowl grew on the brunette face as she stalked up to the Aburame and pointed to Sakura, "Now look what you did! The boy is imitating you and tossing the poor girl around like a sack of potatoes. I hope you're proud of yourself!"
Shibi smiled at the blur that was his son and future daughter-in-law, "Of course, I am. But if we don't hurry, they'll beat us to the hotel."
"Good grief, since when was this a fucking competition," said the brunette as she glared at him.
The man cleared his throat and crossed his arms, "Well, I wouldn't have put it so crudely, Kurenai-chan. We prefer to call it 'Spending a romantic evening with our significant others'."
"ARGH," Now thoroughly pissed off, Kurenai reached up to grab a fistful of the man's coat, pulled him down to her level, and growled out, "Do you realize how annoying it is when you keep twisting everything I say into an innuendo!"
"But you make it so easy," a grin appeared on his face as her crimson eyes burned all the hotter.
She pushed him back, letting go of his coat to circle the amused man, "For years, I've envisioned you to be the respected leader over one of the most powerful clans in Konoha, the utmost gentleman and wonderful, caring father. Then after last night, foolish me got into thinking about silly anniversaries and a house full of babies. All the while, you're off in your own little world filled with carnal flights of fancy. Kami, of all the warped closet perverts in Konoha, I had to fall in love you..."
Watching the woman walk around him during her "Confession of Love", Shibi's head became awash in the brunette's rising hormones while his eyes relished every inch of red leather wrapped around luscious curves, emphasized by fists resting on swaying hips.
Unable to take it anymore, he interrupted her ineffective tirade with a sigh,"You were right, Kurenai."
Stunned into stopping, the kunoichi stared at his omission, "I was?"
"Yup," the man nodded slowly as he scrutinized her thoroughly, "All that's missing is the whip and you'd have that dominatrix thing down."
Taking advantage of Kurenai's gaping like a fish, Shibi swept the woman off her feet and jumped several rooftops towards the balcony of suite forty two.
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The hotel doorman was a surprised to see a young couple land out of the sky, walk right up the steps, then simply wait for him get the door. After remembering his duties, the snickering man quickly grabbed the handle to clear the way and watched Shino carry Sakura into the lobby. A bellhop grinned and pointed out the young lovers to a maid, while another young couple wiggled their eyebrows at each other before heading into the hotel pool.
Walking across the lobby, the young man ignored the stares and giggles while Sakura did her best to keep her short dress from blowing up and flashing all the other guests.
While Sakura was bright red whether from embarrassment or being held upside down for so long, her inner self was having a ball from all the attention, 'Oh yeah! My boyfriend! No, you can't have him. He's mine! Just keep those eyes on your newspaper, sir. Yeah, don't mind us. We're off to have fantastic sex. WOO!'
Before the closest elevator doors closed, Shino walked inside and pressed a button for their floor still keeping Sakura thrown over his shoulder. The only other passenger was a shocked little old lady, whose eyes were bugging out at the sight.
As they patiently waited for the elevator to hit their floor, all three passengers tried not to look at one another and simply listened to the soft muzak lilting through the hidden speakers. While trying to keep her composure, Sakura recognized the song and started humming a few bars to herself.
"Dum-da, dum-da, dum-da-dum..."
Hearing humming, the other lady risked a glance at the upturned girl.
Catching the woman's eye, the young kunoichi smiled as she gave a short wave from Shino's back, "Hi there. Nice night."
Continuing to play it cool, the young man smirked underneath his collar as he saw the little old lady scoot closer to the wall.
To Sakura's relief, she heard the elevator bell ding and the doors opened up to the fourth floor. As Shino got off the elevator and proceeded down the hall with the pink angel softly bouncing on his shoulder, the passenger leaned to one side to blatantly stared after them.
Hoping to make light of the situation, Sakura lifted her hand in the air and shrugged, "Boys! What are you gonna do?" And the doors slid shut leaving the lovebirds alone in the hallway.
While Sakura patiently waited for the guy to bring her to the room, she felt his hands reach unnecessarily higher up her legs than they should, "Someone's getting a little ahead of themselves."
"Don't worry, Sakura-chan. If you can control yourself, we'll get there in time," Shino smirked when he heard a squeak and felt the girl squirm from his hand reaching higher then fiddling with her underwear.
As they got closer to the end of the hall, Shino dug into his pocket for the room key, then stopped and turned in front of the door across from their original suite.
"Uh, Shino-kun," Sakura pointed ahead of her at suite forty-two, "We're supposed to be going in that door." She heard him chuckle as he unlocked suite forty-one and carried her inside the darkened room.
He flipped the light switch and the room lit up, revealing a smaller version of suite forty-two without a living area or kitchenette, but simply the bedroom with canopy bed and jacuzzi bathroom.
Sakura tried to push herself up Shino's back to look around, "Where are we? Can I see?"
The young Bug Master gently lowered the girl down and she slowly spun around in a circle to take in the new room.
"Wow," she breathed, "How did you get the key to this place?"
Shino unhitched his backpack and shrugged off the coat into a chair, "Dad thought we could use some space of our own. Not to mention, he wanted to get some sleep."
Sakura giggled as she unwrapped the ribbons from around her legs and climbed on top of the large bed, "Nice! Gotta test this baby out!"
As he started removing his top, Shino watched the girl raise her arms to the canopy and jump excitedly on the bed, "Yeah, good and strong! Hey, what's this?"
Sakura plopped down on her bottom and reached out to the night stand where a frilly basket sat on top, "Hmmm, a fruit basket." She pulled up the gift and showed it at the young man, before passing her chakra over to check for any abnormalities.
"It's clean," the young medic said finally.
Then she noticed a card stuck next to a bunch of the bananas, "Compliments of the hotel. Awww, how sweet of them. Yummy, I could use a snack," she took out one banana and started peeling it. Putting it to her lips, she paused as Shino gave her that same hungry stare from the club alley.
Sakura pulled the banana out of her open mouth, "I'm sorry, did you want some?"
"Yes," he whispered huskily then frowned when the clueless girl held out the fruit to him.
Inner Sakura rolled her eyes and sighed, 'He wasn't talking about the banana, ya' twit.'
Taking the fruit from Sakura's outstretched hand, Shino casually tossed it aside and smiled when he saw Sakura whine to see her snack thrown to the floor.
"Ah," she tried to reach for the fruit, "Mine!"
"Ah," Shino murmured darkly as he caught his arm around Sakura then pushed the girl on the bed to straddle her waist, "Mine."
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Jumping from the last roof top, the Jounin sailed through the air then landed safely on the balcony of their suite. Shibi carefully put down the woman who was carrying his child, before swiftly deactivating their traps.
As soon as she saw the jutsu released, the brunette swung open up the door and quickly turned on the man, "How dare you? Do you actually think that throwing me around like a piece of meat, then calling me a trumped up pleather slut is your idea of a romantic evening?"
Sparing Kurenai a condescending glance, he then walked around her to turn on the room lights only to find the woman following him across the room.
Prodding and pushing the Aburame, she narrowed her eyes at him and shouted, "I am a modern woman... A kunoichi who doesn't take shit from nobody, especially from some randy egotistical Lothario like you." Shibi continued to smile at all the insults she kept throwing at him and he leaned against the back of the love-seat, causing Kurenai to get all the more upset.
"UGH! I was practically shouting to the world how much I'm in love with the Aburame Shibi. But from the way you were staring at my BOOBS, I'm pretty sure every word went in one ear and out the other!"
Barely hearing the woman complain about something or other, the Aburame figured he'll deal with it later when he wasn't so distracted.
"Well? Aren't you going to say something," said the furious brunette as she crossed her arms.
Shibi shrugged and watched her go berserk even more. This was fun! For years he had seen nothing but the courteous somewhat shy lady and this mission brought out a temper she usually kept under control. He knew that one kiss from him would end all this bitching, but he decided it would be much more interesting to hold off.
It was fascinating to see this side of her and he was curious to see how far he could push Kurenai, before finally making a move to tame her. Tempting fate, the Aburame lifted a hand to gently run his hand over a lock of dark hair and trail a finger over her cheek, provoking the woman to slap his hand away.
"You have a lot of nerve touching me in right now, Shibi! If you're not careful, I might slice that hand off."
Shibi's shoulders shook slightly from the chuckles escaping from him and he couldn't help but quirk his head playfully. This was quite exciting and he was looking forward to see what else might happen. He was highly amused to see Kurenai in such a state, aggressive yet incredibly aroused. It was obvious that Kurenai's mind and pride were ruling her actions, but her body and pheromones were screaming a completely different argument to him. And from the increasing scent rising off her, he was sure that her underwear was practically soaked. Now all he had to do was get them off.
"I'm wrapped around these babies sooo tightly, Aburame-sama," he heard the bodice say. His eyes perused the kunoichi's upper body and he lightly licked his lips.
"Aren't I hugging this lovely ass in just the right way, Aburame-sama," teased her red hot pants and he felt his own pants feel a little too tight.
While Kurenai harped at the smirking Shibi, he calmly unstrapped his gourd then removed the cork. Giving his Kikaichu free reign of the room, he shrugged off his overcoat and started removing all the hidden weaponry from his clothing.
"Why are you unbuttoning your shirt," said Kurenai as she tried not to stare at his chest slowly being revealed, "There's really no point since a certain someone's going to be sleeping on the couch. Hey, I said to keep that shirt on."
In a fit of frustration, she finally realized what he was doing and stamped her foot on the ground, "You're ignoring me again!"
Oh, Shibi wanted her. He wanted her now and he wasn't going to say a thing. He simply removed his shades to gaze directly at the woman, all the while walking closer and closer.
"Why are you looking at me like that," Kurenai held up her hands in defense and automatically backed up.
Some the Kikaichu slipped through the shadows of the suite to open up the door and turn on the lamp lights in time for Kurenai to unwittingly step inside the bedroom.
While trying to get even further away from him, the brunette insisted on keeping up her false bravado, "Oh look, high and mighty Aburame-sama really thinks he's gonna get lucky tonight! You've got some balls, mister."
To her frustration, his smile just grew bigger as he slyly directed a rattled Kurenai towards the bed.
Waving a defiant finger, she made a few more steps backwards to keep her personal space, "There's no way anything is happening, so you can just wipe that smile off your face."
Noticing the woman was only a couple steps away from stumbling into the bed, Shibi reached out and closed the bedroom door behind him.
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Inside suite number forty-one, the two Chuunin rolled across the large bed into the middle, never breaking from their kissing.
Sakura used her strength to land on top effectively pining Shino to the mattress. She haughtily smirked down at him as she unbuckled his pants. He smiled back and helped her remove the last vestiges of clothing covering him.
"Ah ah ah," Sakura waved a finger at him when he tried to take her dress off. She took each wrist in a hand and pressed them into the pillows.
"Let me," she murmured into his ear then pulled away to stand up on the bed.
Hooking her hands onto a beam of the canopy bed, Sakura balanced herself on the mattress and placed a foot on either side of the young man's hips. Shino gazed up from his pillow to see the beautiful pink angel hovering above him, hungry for enlightenment into the world of Sin.
A sly smile grew on her face as she pinched the edge of the sheer overlay and slowly lifted it over her head. Sakura slipped the spaghetti straps off her shoulders and pulled the cami-dress off, leaving her only in pink panties. Then the kunoichi slipped her hand up a hip and took the last shuriken from the small pouch attached to her underwear.
Shino stopped breathing when he saw the girl cut the panties off her hips then throw underwear and shuriken behind her. His dark eyes moved over the legs rising above his waist to the soft hips swaying from one side to the next.
Sakura giggled when she felt strong hands circle her ankles, ride up the calves, then grasp her hips. Surprised to see that the eager young Aburame had slid down the bed then sit up, she gave out a gasp when his tongue pushed into her folds and sweep around her clit.
"Oh Kami, Shino," she shuddered and watched his head move with every stroke of his tongue.
Something was different. Shino recognized it right away and was confusing him. Her arousal had changed slightly in texture and taste. It was still intoxicating, but his Kikaichu immediately fluttered when they realized what was happening.
His beetles explained that his mate had become fertile sometime during the day and that if he didn't work fast, the opportunity to would soon pass.
'But our relationship has only just started! She may not appreciate being with child at this time.'
The excited Kikaichu insisted that if he was serious about the girl being his mate, he should claim her right away... especially before any of the other young men decided they want to date the promising young medic. Various images of guys he knew to be interested in Sakura were thrown into Shino's mind by the beetles... Naruto, Kankuro, Neji, and if he ever decided to return to Konoha, one snotty Uchiha Sasuke.
A possessive growl rumbled out of Shino and he pulled away from Sakura long enough to throw the girl on her back then kiss her voraciously.
"Whoa, Shino," she said when he let up air, "What brought that on?"
Breathing against her and kissing along the soft neck, he whispered against her skin, "I want you."
"Then take me," she whispered back.
He positioned himself at her entrance then looked deep into her eyes. Shino became filled with a sense of guilt from the loving gaze she gave him, while he planned to create a bond that she might not be ready for.
'I don't know if I can do this,' he thought, 'She trusts me.' If it means that much, then pulling out would be a viable option came a suggestion from the Kikaichu.
'That takes a timing skill I'm not sure I have the knack of,' thought the young man as he looked down at the waiting girl, 'Do I have enough self-control?'
"Shino-kun," said Sakura as she lifted her hips and rubbed herself against his length, "I thought you wanted me."
The Kikaichu reassured Shino not to worry. They would alert him when it would be a good time to pull out. Relying once again on his beetles, Shino readily gave in to his pink siren's call and pushed himself inside her slick heat.
Groaning, he could feel Sakura's hands press into his arms and pulled out to push back into her once again at a careful pace.
Sakura was a little worried when Shino paused before taking her, but all doubts were thrown out the window when he filled her body with wonderful sensations. She raised her hips to help increase the pleasure for the both of them, eliciting moans from the young Aburame.
Sweat was now forming on both Chuunin and their voices were straining as got closer to their completion. He did his best to keep himself from slamming into her, but her mewls and forceful pushing of her own was sending him too close, too soon.
Feeling himself reaching to his peak, Shino asked the Kikai, 'Now?' Negative.
With her breathing becoming erratic and skin flushing a deep red, Sakura arched sharply in his arms and cried out as her inner walls spasmed around Shino.
He struggled to hold on through her orgasm, 'Kami! She's feels too good! I should-' Negative.
'B-but I can't-,' Shino lost control and groaned in ecstasy as he found himself releasing deep inside Sakura.
Frustrated at his breakdown, he collapsed on top of her then quickly rolled over to his back, 'DAMN IT!'
Panting heavily next to the tired girl, Shino asked the Kikai, 'When were you going to tell me to it was time to pull out?'
The Kikaichu hummed in all innocence. Pull out?
Growling inwardly at the self-satisfied Kikai, Shino gave a mental middle finger to the damn bugs living off his chakra. The beetles ignored their petulant host and happily continued to enjoy the influx of hormones running through his system. As sleep threatened to take over, Shino turned to look into Sakura's half-lidded eyes and felt himself melt at her smile.
'Maybe nothing will happen again, just like last night,' he thought hopefully as Sakura gently nuzzled his shoulder then he turned to kiss her lips, 'Just because she's fertile doesn't mean anything will happen.'
As Shino snuggled Sakura closer to himself, he felt the Kikaichu stir within him and flutter excitedly. For some reason, they encouraged him to rub his hand over her middle for the next few minutes. Curious as to why, the young Aburame complied then sensed his beetles lay in wait as they closely monitored the girl's womb.
Shino was still caressing a hand over Sakura's stomach when he picked up the spark of life inside the girl followed by a tiny change in her chakra signature. His dark eyes widened as his beetles confirmed his suspicion.
"Are you alright, Shino," whispered Sakura as she wondered why his hand was now lightly pressed over her lower abdomen.
Shino stammered as he tried to find a way to tell Sakura that she had just become pregnant, 'Just stay calm. I don't have to tell her anything now. I've got about two weeks. That should be enough time to figure out a way to tell Sakura and her family. Or maybe Dad could give me some advice.'
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"I said you better not take one step closer, damn it!"
Shibi looked over the woman's shoulder and surmised one more step oughta do it. Smirking he lifted his foot and Kurenai gasped as she fell backwards on to the side of the bed.
"What the-" She didn't get a chance do or say much else, because Shibi was already on top of her, twisting her towards the headboard then holding her down by the wrists.
Gasping, Kurenai tested his strength in an effort to break free by trying to move, but before she could seriously fight back, the Aburame gave the woman what her body had been screaming for that night.
He lightly brushed his lips over hers then sent long hot breaths along her neck, sending thrilling shivers into Kurenai's spine. All thoughts of sending a kunai into the man's back disappeared and all she could think about now was getting his tongue into her mouth.
With a sly smile, he watched her twist and squirm, but not for trying to escape. She stretched her chin and neck, trying to get close enough for him to kiss her properly.
"Are you gonna mess with me all night," she whimpered, "Kiss me!"
Lifting his head back up, Shibi merely brushed her lips with his again and murmured, "Make me."
He continued to drive her insane with more feather light touches from his mouth until something inside her snapped. Shibi heard a frustrated growl erupt from the woman then he let her throw him onto his back and reverse their positions so that she was straddling him.
She looked down at him causing Shibi to stare into her crimson eyes. Kurenai's hands swiftly ran through several seals and string bean vines grew out of the bed to bound his wrists to the headboard then his ankles to the mattress.
He quirked a curious eyebrow to which she responded, "A little trick I picked up a few years ago. Never thought I'd be using it for this though."
Kurenai lowered her lips to his and finally got that kiss she had to fight for. How she got so addicted to those lips, she didn't know. All she did know was that she'll kill anyone for getting in between her and this man's kiss.
When she pulled away for air, Shibi smirked at her in a leisurely manner, "You know very well, I can break out of this genjutsu at any time."
The brunette sneered as she slowly moved down his torso and reached for his belt buckle, "But that would be no fun, Aburame-sama."
Shibi chuckled as he relaxed back into the pillow and decided to let Kurenai could have her way with him.
Opening his pants, Kurenai didn't bother trying to take off the clothing. She simply pulled out his erect member from his boxers and gave it a slow long lick, before proceeding to torture him with the same feather light kisses he did to her.
Feeling his hips buck against her as if begging for more stimulation, she smirked against his girth and finally took him into her mouth.
Shibi's deep moans filled the room as the kunoichi rolled her tongue and intensified the pressure around his length. She would occasionally look up to meet his own dark eyes drinking in the sight of the beautiful woman bobbing her mouth around his harden member.
Kurenai enjoyed seeing the Aburame Leader at her mercy and she felt giddy from the power trip of making such indecent sounds come from the powerful warrior. She deepened her reach and increased the pace, causing Shibi to grunt out loud several times and telling her he was close. Then his hips jerked up a few times to let loose his seed into Kurenai's waiting mouth.
Feeling triumphant, the brunette hungrily sucked him clean and pushed herself up to see Shibi still panting into a pillow. Now she took the time to completely remove his clothing and kick them off the bed.
When he regained his senses, Shibi looked to see Kurenai standing to one side of the bed and still fully clothed. Although, she did plan on changing that.
The Aburame watched Kurenai like a hungry hawk, entranced as she placed one foot on the edge of the bed and slowly unzipped a thigh high boot. Then she did the same with the other and bent over to slip the footwear off one by one.
Shibi groaned when she took off her tight bodice and bra at a painful snail's pace. Now left in just hot pants, Kurenai crawled onto the bed, rise up on the mattress, then stand at the other end of the bed with her back towards Shibi.
The man had a front row seat of Kurenai pulling the back zipper of her hot pants and watched her peel the leather off her body then throw it next to the other clothing. Fully naked now, she held onto one canopy beam after the other as she made her way to the other end of the bed.
By now, Shibi had become hard again and he was sorely tempted to break through the jutsu tying him down. Turned out he didn't need to do anything. As she hovered above him, Kurenai straddled his torso then lowered herself on top of his waist.
They both inhaled sharply as she positioned herself on his length and began to rock her hips into his. Leaning her hands on his chest, Shibi let Kurenai control the rhythm until he felt the genjutsu around his hands and feet break away.
As Kurenai got closer to her climax, her control grew less and Shibi took advantage of the moment. The brunette moaned when she felt him cup her breasts in his hands and massage the soft flesh.
"Oh my god, Shibi!" It was not long after he started doing that, when Kurenai felt the tension in her body break and her inner walls convulsed around Shibi's length.
Panting desperately, he grabbed his mate's waist then lifted his hips to penetrate harder and deeper inside her.
"Holy shit," For the second time that night, Shibi reached his climax and he pushed himself as far as he could while pulling the brunette's hips down on his waist.
Once the grip on her hips lessened, the exhausted kunoichi crumpled onto Shibi's heaving chest and nestled her head under his chin. She felt his hands gently caress her back and hair, making her let out a contented purr.
"So Kurenai," The woman cracked open an eye when she felt Shibi's breath tickle her ear, "You fell in love with me?"
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Suzumebachi's loud snores filled the dark bedroom when the phone rang, waking her from deep sleep. Her hand groped around until it came across the annoying contraption.
"Ugh, what is it," she droned into the receiver.
"Many apologies, Kamizuru-sama," said the nervous concierge, "But you did request a wake up call for when your cousins arrived from their outing. They are here in the lobby, but my co-workers will have to carry them up to their rooms. They were dropped off by the Midnight Interlude bouncers and they seem quite out of it."
Suzumebachi pulled her night mask over her head and growled into the phone, "Just hold on to them for me. I'll be right down."
Scowling at the clock, the woman stomped out of bed and went looking for her fluffy robe, "I wonder how much of my money those idiots spent on the stupid whores!" She slicked her cinnamon colored hair back to a more presentable state then slipped her feet into her favorite black stilettos, before stalking out the room door and into the hallway.
When the elevator doors slid open, the bellhops were surprised to see Suzumebachi storm out and shouted out orders for them to drop her cousins on the ground. Backing out of the way, the wide-eyed men wondered what sort of impressive jutsu the Iwakagure kunoichi was about to do and watched earnestly.
The Kamizuru yawned as she strutted across the lobby and started kicking the wasted guys in the guts, "Wake up, damn it! Do you have any idea what time it is? How's a lady supposed to get her beauty sleep if you perverts keep coming in at two in the fucking morning?!"
She expected to see them grabbing the stomachs and groaning for her to stop like always, but there was no response from either of them. Annoyed at not getting any satisfying reactions, Suzumebachi bent over Kurubachi and pressed her chakra over his forehead, top of his head, then finally neck. She noticed an abnormality in the chakra flow at the base of his skull and released the anesthesia jutsu holding him unconscious.
Kurubachi groaned as his cousin turned to Jibachi and removed the medic-induced sleep from him as well, "What the hell happened? Where am I and why does my gut feel like Suzumebachi's been tap dancing on it?"
"Maybe it's because I was," hissed the kunoichi to the horror of both men.
Jibachi tried to scramble away from his scary cousin, but winced as he lifted a hand to his forehead and struggled to keep himself from blowing chunks, "Oh, this is a doozy of a hangover. That pink minx must've given me more sake than I realized."
Standing over the guys in disgust, Suzumebachi whacked a groaning Jibachi over the head, "Don't you mean pink elephants."
"Nah," said Kurubachi as he rubbed his forehead, "There was this new hostess with pink hair at the club tonight."
"She was a real cutie too," smirked Jibachi as he pulled himself up to his knees, "I wanna see her again."
"PINK?!"
Suzumebachi frowned as she thought about the other night when the two men came back to report about a failed spy, "Didn't you mention about a pink-haired girl making out with a boy that looked like an Aburame?"
Not quite understanding where she was going with this, Jibachi scratched his head and nodded, "Yeah, so what?"
With teeth grinding together, Suzumebachi turned with hell blazing in her eyes and leaned over Kurubachi.
Pushing himself up, the bearded man stuttered as he realized what his cousin was thinking, "It couldn't have been them. No girl in her right mind would kiss an Aburame, especially a leggy hottie like that!"
"Hellooo! Hellooo, anybody home," The kunoichi's knuckles rapped harshly on Kurubachi's aching forehead, "It's called 'ACTING'! Get a fucking clue already. No wonder you're such a pushover." Then she kicked him back down to the floor again.
"From that knock out jutsu she put on you two, Pinky was probably a medic nin sent by the Aburames to get info out of you," She pinched their ears with both hands and pulled the whimpering shinobi close.
"And apparently, it worked," Suzumebachi made sure to send the last shriek right inside Jibachi's already sensitive ear, "BAKA!"
Suzumebachi threw them back down and the blond man groaned as he covered his poor ear, "What makes you think I gave anything away? Kurubachi was drooling all over that red-eyed brunette who came with Pinky. He could just as easily spilled the beans to her!"
Kurubachi growled at the other man, but found his cousin lifting a sharp heel to press on his chest and sliding it up into his neck, "Uh um, I didn't say anything, really! Ju-just that I was a shinobi. That's all! They don't know shit. Oh... and I might have set up a date with her before opening hours." He quickly raised his hands to protect his eyes.
The black heel disappeared from the man's Adam's apple and his vision was replaced with the sly kunoichi grinning down at her cousin, "Did you now?"
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