(Author's Note)
Hey guys! 0n3dgeGaming here! And today I bring you a chapter of What If…?
So… to those who didn't see it when it was in the archive, I made a new story! Kinda.
I deleted Guardians Chronicles and made a new one by the name of ReBirth: Chronicles.
If you guys could check it out later, that'd be great. It can be seen in my profile.
Onto Reviews!
To G1archangel: That will be rectified soon! May not be this chapter, but soon!
To Tehg2000: Trust me, it's not really.
Onto the story!
"You did WHAT!?"
"Please stop…."
"Not only did we tell you NOT to touch the sphere, but you smashed It in your hand and absorbed the energy!?"
"Could we really not?"
"I'm not done with you!"
"Kill me…"
So… Histoire found out.
'Kid, we might have a problem.'
"That is?" I asked Deadpool.
'It seems that the energy you took in is…'
"Is what…?"
'Let us put it to you this way. You go overboard and….BOOM!'
"That's comforting." I said, facepalming.
"Found it!" said Mini-Histy floating in.
"What's that?" I asked.
"It's an inhibitor, keeps the energy inside you from… well in a manner of speaking, going 'nuclear'". Said Histoire.
"Great… I'm a ticking time bomb." I said.
'Could be worse.' said Deadpool.
"How exactly could this be worse?" I asked
'You could be stuck with Yuno Gasai.'
"...point made." I said, quickly strapping the inhibitor on my arm like a watch.
"The inhibitor will basically seal that energy and keep it from again, going nuclear." said Mini-Histy.
"We need to discuss something, if you could leave us to this." said Histoire, turning around.
I nodded and walked out of the room.
"Now what?" I asked Myself.
'Considering you don't have that much control over your weapon, we should see if we can get someone help with that.' said Deadpool's Logical side.
'We'll need a weapon for that.' said Deadpool.
"...I got an idea." I said, walking to another familiar room.
"So… you want me to make a new weapon for you?" asked Nepgear.
"Well… you're the techie hear…" I said.
"I'm not the greatest with that though…" said Nepgear.
I sighed. "Can I at least show you the blueprints?" I asked.
"Hmm…. I can do this… alright, give me a day at most and it'll be done." said Nepgear.
"Thanks." I said, walking out.
"Oh Bryce!" Tamazaki said, calling me over.
"What's up B-ryce?" asked Neptune.
"Stop calling me that Neptune. What's up?" I asked.
"What we're you asking Nepgear about?" asked Tamazaki.
"A new weapon, she'll be working on it for a while I think." I said.
"I see…" said Tamazaki.
"Hey, is it possible that you could help me with something?" I asked.
"What fid you have in mind?" asked Tamazaki.
"I need to learn some hand to hand combat." I said.
"...I'm not sure…" said Tamazaki nervously.
"Look, if it makes you feel better, I'll wear my Armour. Can we just do it?" I asked.
"I can't believe you talked me into it…" said Tamazaki.
"Just wondering… Where's G1 and Tehg?" I asked.
"G1 and Tehg are hanging out with Noire and Uni." said Tamazaki.
"Kick his butt T!" shouted Neptune from some nearby bleachers.
"You got this Bryce!" slowly said Plutia.
"Question? Where did we get a bleacher?" I asked.
'Continuity error.'/"Continuity error." said both Deadpool and Neptune at the same time.
I grabbed my head. "Uh… that was weird…" I said.
"Alright… let's do this." I said, getting into a stance.
(LINE BREAK)
"And what did we learn?" Asked Tamazaki.
"That Tamazaki needs to be nerfed?" I asked.
"*SIGH*... Close enough." Said Tamazaki.
I stand up, rolling my shoulders.
"Hey guys I'm back." said G1.
"Where's Tehg?" I asked.
"He's with Uni in Lastation, apparently he's connected to her via his DGU form. So they're training together." said G1.
"Bryce, it's done!" I heard Nepgear shout.
"I'll be right back!" I said to the others, before running to Nepgear.
'Nepgear really has outdone itself this time.' said Deadpool's Logical side.
'Why aren't I getting any screen time?' Asked Yellow box.
'Author doesn't know where to put you.' said Deadpool.
"This thing is awesome…" I said, basking in the glory that was my new weapon.
In my hand was a sword. It's blade was made out of hard light, its colour was Cyan.
A bit down the sword above the hilt, 2 cylinders that had ribbons of light were attached to each side of the blade.
"Thanks, the idea was there and… I made it." said Nepgear.
'That… that's still kinda how things work anyways.'
"Thanks, Nepgear. Now then…" I said, deactivating the sword and placing it on my back. "Where's G1?"
"...When did you get a new sword?" Asked G1.
"Just now, I need you to do me a favor."
"That is?" Asked G1.
"I… do not have like… any idea of how to use a sword." I said.
"Dude, what's confusing about 'swish swish, stab!' it's a sword dude, not a fighter jet." Said G1.
"Look can we just do this, or am I going to hafta do something I regret." I said.
"What can you say that will piss me off." Asked G1.
"Mundus." I said, using the reboot's pronunciation.
Next thing I knew, I felt rebellion pressed to my neck.
"So… was that you or Dante that lashed out?" I asked, before swinging my sword at G1.
He jumped back, pulling out ebony and ivory. He unleashed a barrage of bullets at me.
I ran to my armour, activating it and activating my sword.
My sword transformed into an assault rifle looking gun, the two cylinders from before acting as the ammo.
I pulled down on the trigger, a stream of hard light bullets pelting G1.
In return, he fired ebony and ivory. The bullets pelting my armour.
I transformed my weapon back to its sword form, before activating its 'other' form.
The two cylinders clicked together at the hilt and the ribbons of light coming out of the cylinders grabbed onto the blade, changing it into a beam whip of sorts.
I grabbed onto G1, pulling him towards me, I swung my sword at him, chipping away at his HP.
The moment didn't last long.
"*GAHK!*"
Both me and G1 felt an impact to our solar plexus, and even with me being covered head to toe in armour, that still hurt.
"Peashy! Can you please stop doing that?" Asked Tamazaki, holding his stomach.
"No promises!" Peashy said, before looking at me.
"You look familiar…" She said.
"Uh…"
"It must be my imagination. Bye!"
Peashy left leaving both me and G1 dumbfounded.
"Okay G1 has his screen time, can we pass out now?" I asked.
We were then brought into the sweet release of sleep.
Hope you guys enjoyed, and just another thing. I would REALLY appreciate it if you could check out my new story.
Until next time…
DFTBA
