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I love reading comments, they give me muse to keep going . Also to Trunks I believe? The short answer is yes and no…not any in heat stuff, but light fluff here and there that eludes to emotions and yeah … I think with them for now, it would be subtle till she becomes a true vampire.

Now Szahara had said 'at least she wasn't bringing home gutted things' or something of that affect…hehehe…I didn't want to say anything then, but that was one of the first things on my mind. That's all I'm gonna say on that. Enjoy.

Chapter 5: Seras Chronicles

Drabble 5: Presents

"Mya!" Seras exclaimed happily as she finally caught the offending creature. Landing in a rather interesting but not too compromising way, her forepaws mashed together over their prize, and her back hunched while her hind legs came to rest almost next to her front paws.

She had become quite a skilled nightly hunter, being a vampire she really only had the one option, and she felt that every night she got better and better. Still, as if doubting her abilities, she lifted a tentative paw to check and see that her prey was indeed caught. It fluttered once, and that was enough to send Seras, jaws gaping, upon the creature to finish it off. It was somewhat messy, but no one ever said that killing a moth was a clean art. Yes, she made it an art.

Since she could not hunt ghouls or vampires, her limitations being obvious, she resorted to hunting other nightly creatures; the moth, the bat, the snake, and the mouse. Rats were once on the list, but after her last incident where she managed to tangle herself with the largest rat on the Hellsing property, not to mention the mess she made in the manor as a result of that, she was no longer permitted to hunt things so large and aggressive. So for now, she hunted these smaller things, such as the beautiful moth between her paws.

Oh and how it was beautiful. Creamy white wings attached to a smoky colored body. The wings themselves were lined with rich browns and had swirls of black on them. Two black dots stood in the middle of each wing, and the designs that surrounded them were more intricate than those of a snowflake. Simply beautiful, too beautiful to keep to herself.

'Master?' Her voice excitedly rang out, groping for her master's mind as she meandered through the corridors of the lower halls. 'Master I have a present for you!'

As much as Alucard would have liked to sit in his chamber and ignore the outside world, he could not help wonder how on earth a cat was able to get a present. For a moment he actually entertained the thought of her breaking into a store and lifting something for him. Then again, that wasn't in her character. Yes indeed, even if Integra called him right then, he simply had to know how his cat, any cat, could get someone a present.

"Police Cat." His voice preceded him as he materialized before her in one of the dark hallways. "How on earth did you manage to…what is that?" It wasn't until he actually took in her form, that he noticed she had something in her mouth…and it looked like a bug.

No sooner had the thought left his mind, Seras trotted up to him and placed the moth almost between his ebony boots. Looking up at him, she gave him another one of her feline smiles.

'It's a present for you master.' She sat down before him and the moth, and the two of them just stared at each other. His mind was cranking gears over this new occurrence and her mind was full of song. After he could no longer stand to do that, he set his crimson eyes on the slightly chewed bug in front of him. The edge of his mouth turned down on one side. 'Don't worry its clean, I licked it.'

She licked it. Well then…that was just too much. His body shook once, and then he just laughed, dark and insane. There was no reason behind his laughter aside from the fact that this was the latest in a long line of quirky and bizarre occurrences brought about by Seras the Police Cat. She tilted her head as he shook his own and then began to vanish, without the moth.

'Awe, master don't you want it?' She called after him just before he disappeared entirely.

"No." His response was flat, holding none of the 'humor' he was just displaying. Seras looked down at her untouched present after her master had vanished, and she sighed sadly. She had really hoped he would like it. It was so beautiful, too beautiful to keep to herself.

It was just about daybreak and Alucard was busy pondering the events of that night, mostly about Seras and her strange behavior. In the end he came to the conclusion that he really had enough of it, and that he was going to start actively searching for this wizard, and threaten dislocation of his manhood unless he turned her back from a cat. Then after he turned her back, he was doing to dislocate his manhood anyway.

Now it wasn't that he didn't like his fledgling anymore, his emotions towards her hadn't changed at all, he was just rather frustrated with these new happenings, and the fact that they were being embraced a little too quickly. Despite his conversation with Integra earlier on the matter, and despite the fact that he had already sort of solved the mystery, he still kept finding new things to second guess himself with.

Without warning the voice of his master rang clearly in his mind, and in the heat of the morning no less. Perhaps she had some orders or news that would lighten his spirits.

Integra sat at her desk, still quite dressed for sleep, and with her head being held face down in her palms, her silvery yellow hair flowing down onto the desk and over her back. Alucard entered his usual way, and took immediate note of the distress of his master.

"What's troubling you my master?" He asked, curiosity laced in his voice. Her response had a little more venom in it than he had expected.

"Your 'cat' left me a present this morning…" She spoke quite audibly despite her position, and Alucard couldn't help wonder how she knew that. Seras could not speak in her mind, but then again Integra could have just made the assumption. Especially if Seras approached her the same way she had with him, and dropped it at her feet. But then she would have to wake Integra up, and no matter how twisted her feline mind became, he did not think she was brazen enough to do such a dangerous thing.

"Really? How do you know it's a present?" He couldn't resist the temptation to ask. Much to his surprise, she lifted up a book that she had next to her. A picture of a painfully adorable kitten covering the front, and in bold letters at the top was the title 'Know Your Cat.' So…she bought a book.

"She's no longer allowed outside." Piercing blue eyes locked onto Alucard's, and he could tell from the expression, that poor Seras would indeed, not see the outside world again for a long long time.

TBC

Yay for presents! Okay now its confession time! Remember when I talked about that title way back in drabble one, 'Doing De Nip' and how I mentioned that Cat Face flash video? Well that line 'Its clean I licked it' was taken off of that. It was far too perfect, and even if I didn't want to write about it, I wouldn't be able to help myself. Sorry XD.

Anyways, everything else was mine :3. I forget what kind of a moth she found, but I looked up pretty moth species. Yeah I've been doing more research and looking up for this fanfic than I have with any of my school papers…its silly but fun. See? Anime/Manga is good for people! Tell your parents!