A/N: Hey peeps! Last time, the Parody Links came, Parody Red put the cameraman's truck on fire, Parody Vio fell in love with me, then the Hero of Time rescued me, then we all killed Justin Butthole! YAY! Now THIS TIME... Why don't you find out?

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Demon: (Storms in angrily)

Vio: What's the matter Demon?

Demon: (Plasters fake smile on face) Oh, nothing! Now, let's welcome our guest, THE GUEST THAT INSULTED ZELDA MANIAC AND NEARLY MADE HER CANCEL HER INTERVIEWS!

Guest: HEY EVERYONE!

Demon: (Eye twitches) Hi. Now, I heard you insulted Maniac?

Guest: SHE DESERVED IT! HER INTERVIEWS MADE MY BRAIN DIE!

Demon: (Clenches fist and twitches even more) Oh r-really?

Vio: (Notices Demon) Hey Demon? What's wrong with you?

Guest: -And Zelda maniac should TAKE DOWN HER STORY!

Demon: (Completely looses it) THAT'S IT YOU PIECE OF MOTHERF****** SH**! ZELDA MANIAC DESERVES THE HIGHEST OF PRAISES FOR BEING SO FUNNY! NOW FACE MY WRATH! (Turns into demon form which looks like a cross of Slenderman and Ganon from OOT)

Guest and Vio: O_O'

Vio: (Runs away)

Demon: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRR! (Tackles Guest and starts slicing him/her with swords)

Guest: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! IT HUUUUUURRRRTSS!

Demon: (Says in weird demon voice) YOU DESERVE IT FOR NEARLY MAKING MANIAC TAKE DOWN THE FUNNIEST THING ON FANFICTION! (Starts ripping off Guest's face)

All of the Four Sword Links: (Run in) WHAT THE HE** DEMON?!

Demon: KILL THE BEAST! KIIILLLL HIIIIIIIM!

Blue: This is about to get brutal so... COMMERCIAL!

Commercial:

Announcer: Is your lawn overgrown with grass?

Actor: YES! I NEED HELP AND FAST BEFORE MY LAWN EATS ME ALIVE!

Announcer: Well, call HERO'S LAWN SERVICE! With high-quality swords, cutting grass is EASY!

Link: HYAAAAH! (Does spin attack and cuts large area of grass)

Announcer: Hero's Lawn Service has a complete ARSENAL of selections for cutting your lawn! There's the Four Sword Finish, The Master Cut, the Wind Chopper, and SO MUCH MORE!

Actor: Ever since I called Hero's Lawn Service, I've been able to relax and not stress about my yard! (Sips lemonade) Thanks Hero's Lawn Service!

Link: For these specific people, you get Hero's Lawn Service for FREE the first five times!

1. Zelda maniac

2. Hasenpfeffer

3. Shadow Heroine of Time

4. IwuvSoul

5. Yoru95

Announcer: So CALL NOW!

Other Announcer: Call 123-456-7890 now for Hero's Lawn Service!

End

Demon: (Looks at pile of bloody flesh that used to be Guest) THAT'S what you get for insulting Maniac!

Four Sword Links: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Demon: (Still in demon form and looks into the camera) Listen, if YOU'RE THE ONE WHO INSULTED ZELDA MANIAC AND YOU'RE READING THIS, THEN YOU WOULDN'T KNOW GOOD FANFICS IF THEY HIT YOU IN THE PLACE WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE! DON'T YOU DARE HURT HER AGAIN OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN! Rant over. (Turns human again)

A/N: I just needed to get my anger out... Oh yeah, and I did that commercial because Link is always cutting down grass and bushes so I was like, "Why not?" SEE YOU NEXT TIME WITH SARIA! And I miiiiight need to change the rating... DEMON PRINCESS OF TIME, OUT! (Backflips out the window like a ninja even though I can't do it in real life)