The Speed Police Detectives!
Act 1: The Start of Something!
Part F: The Major Returning!

Talk about an ironic title, since I haven't really uploaded a single chapter since September and it is the longest wait for a chapter in this story!

So, to make up for that, this one is going to be a big one with a few additional characters just acting as witnesses!

Witnesses to what?

Whatever Dave and Charlie were up to, which is currently shrouded in a strange fog of mystery and unreliable storytelling, as the police officers/detectives are going to try and find out!


The police officers-cum-detexctives were actually just reeling back from the crime and the strange findings that they've discovered, but Dave was just a cool witness and there was actually a few more people that just wanted to check them.

Mostly, thanks to someone giving out awareness letters to the people that had seen some element of what Dave, Charlie and Belinda were doing during the two weeks of their friendship.

There was at least four people that were just able to give their account on something, but wherever it was reliable enough to be proven well, had several nuggets of truth that could picked out or just straight up hard-to-prove.

Sonic was just not the guy to do it, but it was definitely a new day for him and the rest of the crew and he had to deal with it, especially with all of the people lined up for the testimony giving.

Knuckles was actually there to assist as a cool guy, as they were just taking care of the desk, even if there wasn't really much to do at this desk that had an inch of the sun on it.

''So, that's how many people want to come to our place?'' Knuckles was just sure that he still had no idea. ''It's like a problem.''

''It's not like a problem!'' Sonic just quickly corrected his comrade. ''We've got the manpower to handle it!''

''Who says? The same guy that made a bomb?''

''...It was my brother who's green and wears edgy clothes!''

''Sonic, I saw it in complete daylight...wait a second, he was definitely green.''

Sonic was just gave Knuckles his exasperated extended hands, as the echidna was just ready to check the claims of the citizens that were just lining up to get an interview and it was going to be a messy one.

''So, I think we're open for business and let's just say we're going to get it rolling by seeing our first informant.'' Sonic was just pretty sure that he wasn't too willing to make it work.

''Wouldn't that be a witness, though?'' Mike asked, was just chilling across the aisle with some evidence being turned around in his hand. ''Speaking of witness, here's the first beaver that would be an accurate witness.''

Sonic, Mike and Knuckles were all pretty sure that they were about to have the ''hard day'' of the month, as they were all just about to work with Fastidious Beaver.

''Er, hello, Fastidious, so how are you doing and what are you doing?'' Sonic was just keeping it confindent.

''I am doing very well and I am standing in this point, waiting to answer with my own testimony that could prove something.'' Fastidious wasn't even waiting for the testimony to start.

''Could prove something. The testimony will prove something, as even if it's just a slightly suspicious activity, one of them could be end up being screwed.''

''...That's only if there's no good alibi, so it could prove nothing.''

''We want the info, regardless, so you gotta say your things or else...something bad's gonna happen and it might be your fault!'' Knuckles taunted, as Sonic and Mike were defninitely not in the mood to just be completely roasted, albeit only grammar-wise. ''I've got hands.''

''I'm not even going to correct you, it was clearly made up on the fly.'' Fastidious was just making Knuckles a little bit intimidated. ''Plus it's not a good idea to just threaten someone.''

Knuckles was just ridiculously confused, as he was just shook by the obvious comeback that was just made to get them back on track.

''Alright, Knux, the line's long and what was you even going to do?'' Mike was just giving a suspicious look.


Amy was just ready to do some testimony checking, as she was just in the mood to keep this investigation going until she had the evidence to essentially end it with her friends and get an actual date with the blue blur.

These guys were definitely sure that there could be serious consequences for lying, as Amy was just looking particularly investigative.

''Alright, I want answers and I want them now!'' Amy shouted, as Vector was just stepping aside.

''Actually, it's an testimony.'' Vector was just trying to calm down the eagle in the room. ''Soar, tell us your story.''

The eagle with an shirt was just a little bit scared, as he was just sure that there was someone right behind him, ready to just do his best prank in the game.

''Well, is there someone right behind me?'' Soar asked.

''Not really, but this is also the other break room, so I dunno what you're expecting.'' Amy was just rolling her eyes.

Vector was just throwing his own arms out at Amy, as Soar was just wanting to tell his story, complete with an exasperated sigh to just start things off.

''Well, it all happened a weeak ago, as in it was the end of July...''

Soar was just walking down the street at roughly 11:40pm, trying to get his train home from the pub that was still packed to the brim with riding fans of all sorts and this pub could definitely be well seen, as the lights on this specific street.

''...I was just walking to the station, where I was going to take my train to my mansion, carrying a whole bunch of cola cans...''

Soar's hands were definitely full of cola cans that could really be carried in a bag that was actually big enough to handle all of them, but his hands were big enough to carry the two loose cans, as the other eight were still in their original package.

''...these cans were just really heavy and said cans were just the subject of my thievery, which is just weird, because I've got more expensive things, but they litterally ran at the speed of a bike!''

There was actually two beavers that could actually be identified, but the speed that they were actually going at and their skating skills were just making Soar be taken aback by the sudden appearance of high-speed skaters.

This bag was quickly grabbed by the thieves, who were somehow able snatch it and keep it carried like there was nothing else to do, as Soar was just lost for words and he was just keeping his two cans in his hand.

''...You know what was the first thing I did? I litterally saw the police guys back there and they were just stunned at how fast they were going and these thieves on skates managed to bump into the car.

The police officers that were just officially doing their job were just slightly stunned by the hit that their police car took, as Soar was just coolly running into the police car's view, who were moving.

Soar was just panting, as the officers were definitely not too surprised at the thievery that was just going on and the both of them knew that they might've gotten really far somehow.

''...Those officers managed to get really close to those thieves, but apparently, I guess the skaters out-rode them, as I saw both the police car and those skaters just zip on another street! I then went home.'' Soar was just looking especially nervous.

Amy and Vector was just looking over at Soar like they were just sure that they've already got something similar to that, as Soar was just relaxing his shoulders and his calmness returned.

''I'm guess you've got nothing much from that?'' Soar was just shrugging his shoulders. ''You know-''

''Actually, you've been a great help and I'm not going to lie, but it's actually strange how frequent these reports must be coming in.'' Amy was just looking suspiciously.

''Trust me, I've put in the details as I remember it.'' Soar's sweat was truthfully normal.

''There's also camera footage of said thieves skating away with soda that matches your description perfectly. These thieves are doing felonies with highly advanced technology...sorta like a test run.'' Vector was just going back and fourth, shaking his head and just giving his five-word explaination in the most dramatic way.

Amy and Soar gasped, as they were just confused and not so surprised, as to what the heck was going on.

''I'll be working on it and don't grab my lunch!'' Amy dramatically shouted, as Vector was just laughing nervously. ''Okay/''

''Okay, Alright!'' Vector sweat was somehow noticeable, as his partner was just walking out of there with an angry face.

Soar was just crossing his arms in dissapointment, as Vector was just feeling his guilt eat over him for his sandwich-grabbing crimes and the eagles was just slowly walking out of places.

''So now everybody's a slow walker, huh?!'' Vector shouted in an accusitory tone.

''You should've said that, before you stole a sandwich!'' Soar was just making it loud enough for everybody to hear.

''Wow, Vector, you're still not asking! Now, you're dealing with Fastidious!'' Sonic shouted with a smug tone that was just making everyone else mad. ''So-''

Sonic just got slapped by the biggest witness and also the first witness, as the next few were really going to be notable.


To be continued in Part 1f, which is definitely coming within the next two months, a ball park estimate that I could really reach...with not that much effort.

You guys should've expected it sooner, but I guess I was too busy with my other stuff to do some more of this!