The Banana Slug: I would like to take this moment to advertise a fanfic for those that wish for a bit of Yaoi in Azeroth.
It is LustCraft: Yaoi Edition.
A fanfic written by good fanfiction friend, K.R. Wilson, that shows the exploits of our homosexual males in this fine world of Azeroth. It is only a chapter, but if anyone wants Yaoi in the WarCraft universe, go there and enjoy.
And if you want normal lemon and Yuri, then stay here and don't whine to her about it. Seriously. You people are stupid.
Anyway, onto the dragon-fucking…not bestiality.
LustCraft II
By The Banana Slug
CHAPTER 10: Pleasures of the Red Flight
Kuma Do'Ma was a proud Orc warrior, but a very bored warrior that has never met a challenge she cannot handle. She didn't like how Azshara turned into when the goblins took over, destroying the land to appease their new allies.
The buxom orc was tall, strongly-built with long black hair that was tied up in a tail that hung down to her back. Her skin was olive-green, with a curvy shape to her body and large round breasts that lightly bounced with every step.
Kuma wore a black strap that covered her chest tightly, with her cleavage poking out from atop her leather strap with the red symbol of the Horde in the middle. Along with that, she wore a red wooden shoulder pad with steel spikes jutting from the wood with white bandages covering her left arm. Underneath her leather belt full of pouches was a red loincloth, covering her lap with red black cloth covering her rear-end…barely. Finally, she wore long brown fur boots that stomped on the orangish-red dirt.
With her double-axes strapped to her belt, Kuma walks through the beach with a lethargic gaze into the ocean. Her red eyes continue to stare into the sunset and yawns loudly, showing off her sharp teeth with her right tusk broken from years of scuffles.
"What a boring day," she grumbles lightly, "no challenge, no victory, no battles. Boring week for a bloodthirsty warrior." Kuma sneers and says disappointingly, "Gah, anything would do for a good fight."
Her wish was granted, for the sky turned dark for a moment before Kuma would hear the sound of the ground trembling from a great impact. Her orc instincts forced her to roll to the left as a jet of flames shot out and scorched the sand where Kuma once walked.
Quickly pulling her war axes out, she kneels there with a snarl as she faces her opponent: A Red Dragon. The red breast was standing there on all fours with his wings flared out, with the beast growling horribly and darkly as the dragon stomps closer.
"You wish to taste orc-steel, dragon?" snarls Kuma engagingly.
"Your vile existence will be cleansed here and now, orc!" snarled the dragon in a booming voice, "So says Alizaristrasz, the Orc-Slayer!"
"Insolent lizard!" roars Kuma, sliding to her feet and engaging the dragon with a rush at him, slashing her axes at his face only for it to stand on its hind legs and stomp down at her. The orc swiftly jumps out of the way and barks at him, "We are not the orcs you believe we are."
"History will repeat itself, orc!" snarls Alizaristrasz, "Your new warchief will prove that in the future!" He hisses with hate, then roars to Kuma ferociously, "I shall not let your race turn this world into the hell that was the Second War! No more will you destroy lives and break souls, and if I must do so alone…then so be it!"
Kuma pursed her lips and hisses, "You are not the only one who feels this-" However, she was interrupted by the dragon swishing his tail at her. Kuma yells out as the tail forced her on the ground, on her back as she looks up and sees the dragon looking down at her with a vicious determination.
"Die!" snarls Alizaristrasz, slamming his snout down and attempted to gore Kuma's belly.
"Bastard!" growls Kuma Do'Ma, who kicks her legs up and rolls on the ground underneath Alizaristrasz' belly, with the dragon slamming his snout into the sand.
After rolling away from the bite, she gets on a squatting position and twirls around, jutting up to her feet…only to be stopped by something very embarrassing.
Kuma freezes when her head was in contact with a gigantic pair of dragon balls. She looks up to see the testicles resting on her head, with each nut as big as her head, all protected by a yellow yet soft sack.
Alizaristrasz was equally deterred, grunting with his mouth open as he turns his head and lets out in shock, "What? …What are you doing back there!?"
"I…uh…" she replies, blushing heavily from this very awkward situation. Kuma never dealt with balls so big, but her legs were quaking as she just broke the golden rule of combat: No contact with your opponent's privates.
Trying to get out of this position, she moves her head back, only to make it worse as Alizaristrasz' balls slip down and rub against her face. She grunts as her axes were dropped, her soft lips pressing against the sack with her mouth regrettably open when that happened.
Alizaristrasz grunts and snaps his jaw with surprise, looking around nervously as he was in such a distressing and shocking position. "Wuh! How…dare you…touch me there!" he yells out, who would be sweating if he could.
Kuma's head backs off from his fat nuts almost instantly, biting her lower lip fretfully. "I…it was an accident, dragon! Just…just give me a minute so that we can continue our battle!" she snaps back with a shaky voice.
"Please," booms back an offended Alizaristrasz.
The orc nervously slouches down to pick her weapons up, only to notice something very shocking yet slightly arousing to the orc warrioress.
"You…you enjoy this?" she grunts out with shock.
"What!?" roars back Alizaristrasz with a twitch of his eye.
"You are hard!" she snaps out, pointing out that the dragon was indeed very aroused, his erect penis being the sole evidence of this. She would witness the dragon sporting quite the member, which was sheen black and equine in shape, with it being at least three feet long and over two inches wide.
"Wuh…excuse me!?" he growls back in offense.
"You're hard! Your cock is hard as steel!" she yells out, unable to keep her eyes off of it. She tilts her head and begins contemplating something very depraved yet pleasurably rewarding.
"I…I don't know what you are talking about!" snaps back the dragon.
"I am looking at it…right now!" she argues with a purse of her lips, "It's long…hard…and black! You are attracted…to me?"
"No! It is simply that…you molested me so!" he snaps back angrily, "How can anyone not be forced to be aroused by…WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
What the orc woman was doing was quite shocking, with Kuma smiling as she rests one hand on his thigh and another along his long black shaft. She slowly rubs it with her fingers wrapped around the cock, masturbating it gently as she watches him quiver from the touch.
"Stop that!" he growls at her demandingly.
"Then stop me, you're capable of shaking me off," she egged teasingly, smirking as she continues to touch him.
"Wuh…you…you are insinuating that I…" he groans out with anger.
"Get off your high peak, dragon," she taunts bravely, "can't you admit you like it?" Kuma then begins pumping her grip up and down faster, with the orc grinning with a deep blush as she watches the dragon's cock twitch as he pants heavily from her touch.
"I do…but this isn't right," he growls out, "we are…two different species…vastly different."
"Yes, but we are both sentient beings, are we not?" Kuma points out, sliding down to her knees as both hands begin massaging his throbbing dick, "Besides, I am not prejudice towards old enemies like you are."
And then, she watches with wide-eyed surprise as that Red Dragon would roar out and climax. A jet of white semen sprays out of his cock-hole, shooting out and creating a large puddle of dragon juice on the sand. Kuma watches with her jaw low as that dragon takes a whole ten seconds to finish coming.
Kuma takes a deep gulp and says, "And to point out…before you tried to kill me, I am a majority of orcs who dislike our new Warchief, for he is the epitome of what you fear, old one."
As she begins crawling underneath the dragon, Alizaristrasz asks her curiously, "Majority?"
She crawls up to his snout, standing up and facing the dragon she just wanked without fear and stated her case calmly, "Correct, Garrosh will be the downfall of our Horde, things were better with Thrall and things are only going to get worse."
"Thrall was quite the leader," responded Alizaristrasz, "it seems I have judged you too harshly, old wounds can blind one. I thank you for your words and…your touch."
"My pleasure," she states calmly, smiling at the dragon with her cracked tusk visible. Kuma then says with a tilt of her head, "Now…how about we take another step, friend."
"What? Are you insinuating…" he grunts in shock with his neck arching up, only to see the orc starting to strip in front of him.
He watches her remove her strap, unbuckling it from behind and letting it fall into the sand, giving that dragon a good look at her bouncing green breasts, her nipples perked and hard as she begins unbuckling her belt. She did this all with a smile on her face, letting it drop on the sand and grips her loin.
She yanks it down and smiles at him, stepping out of it and giving Alizaristrasz a good view of her soft folds, just as she begins stepping out of her boots as well. Naked, sans her shoulder pad, she stands there with Alizaristrasz staring at her entrancingly.
"For a race, younger than I, you are quite beautiful," he says to her.
"Thank you, and for a for a race, so beast-like, you are…quite handsome," he says to the dragon, "you can go ahead…Alizaristrasz."
The dragon then leans his head down, licking her breast pleasantly with his long red tongue making it flop and bounce. Kuma tilts her head up as she begins petting his neck as her breast got wet from his saliva, rubbing her fingers against his hot scales as he lowers his head more.
"Mmmmm," she emotes pleasurably, feeling that long red tongue begin lapping against her green sex-lips, lifting her right knee up as her toes rub against the soft sand. She grins down as she continues to rub his scaly neck, letting her new dragon lover taste her sex as Alizaristrasz was once more hard as a rock.
She then begins stepping back, with Alizaristrasz staring at her patiently as Kuma slowly got to her knees. The orc then gets on her hands and knees, facing away from him as she patiently waits for the Red Dragon mount her body.
His footsteps dig into the sand as he steps over Kuma slowly, growling calmly as his black horse-like cock gets closer to Kuma Do'Ma.
She grunts when that dick would press against her pussy, wincing and arching her back up as he began pushing into her. "Nh! Nugh! NNNNNUGH!" she cries out as the dragon cock would slide inside her moist walls.
Kuma pants as she feels that dragon hump her slowly, soft and carefully, due to the size of his weapon. The orc pants as she starts sweating already as the dragon would slide up and down her canals, hanging her jaw down with her hair drooping over on her right cheek.
Alizaristrasz pants as well as he shoves into her pussy, fucking her gently as he starts picking up speed. Kuma cries out as that dragon lover would pump faster inside her pussy, causing her to convulse from the pleasure of it all.
Gritting her teeth, she glares out of intense ecstasy and lifts her ass up for Alizaristrasz. "Nnnh! Uh! Uh, uh, uh, uh!" she cries out as she was fucked by the dragon, "Yes! Faster. Faster, now."
Alizaristrasz hesitated for a second, but complied as he fucks her wildly. His balls jiggle as he thrusts into her good and swift, with him lifting his head up during this union.
Kuma cries out loudly, clenching her eyes tight as tears began dripping lightly from her lids. Her mouth hung wide open as her pleasured cries escaped from them with great volume. Her breasts would jiggle around wildly from Alizaristrasz' humping, with her body quaking from the thrusts of the dragon.
"Nnnnh! Nnnnnnnh! Uh!" she growls out, grinding her teeth as that dragon fucks her like an animal, "Lok'Tar! So much! Uhhh! So big! It's so big! Guh!"
"I…Urngh! I can stop!" he growls out as he continues to slam his meat into her folds, "If it starts to harm you! Grrrgh!"
"Nuh…not yet!" she yells out, tilting her head up, looking up at his scaly hide with her mouth hanging there, "I…I am…I am almost there! Agh! Nuh! Nnnnh! Guh! Almost there!"
Kuma shivers as she begins panting heavily, letting Alizaristrasz fuck her orc body so animalistically, getting closer to her boiling point as the dragon pants louder above her. As she kneels there, she begins running her fingers through her black hair as she starts feeling that surge of pleasure build up inside her.
"Ah! Uh! Uh! AAAAAAGH! AAAAGH!" Her orgasm forces her to scream out in pleasure, her body convulsing from the climax as she hangs her head low and continues to roar out in orgasmic bliss.
Panting tiredly, she whips her head up and places her hand on her hips as the red dragon continues to fuck her body swiftly, causing her to grind her teeth together and breath out weakly, "Stop…I'm so tired…"
Her soft pleas are heard by the dragon, slowing his thrust speed and stops thrusting completely. He keeps his hard cock into her green throbbing pussy as he kept huffing with steam escaping from his jaw, with Kuma panting with him.
Slowly, he slips the cock out of the soft wet walls as Kuma would moan out as she feels it escape her moist canal. Kuma quickly falls on her side, slipping to her back and looking at the long black dragon-dick with a smirk. She was not done with the dragon's dong, even if her body was too tired to mate with him.
Her legs arch up before lifting up in the air, soon starting to rub her feet against the cock playfully. Alizaristrasz growls pleasingly as the orc woman massages his cock with her soft soles.
"Hmhmhmhm, enjoy this, Alizaristrasz?" she coos pleasantly, masturbating him faster with her smiling lovingly.
"Yes…don't stop…" he groans out, letting this orc he once hated, now attracted to, pleasure him with her feet.
As one foot rubs against his shaft, another began rubbing against the underside of his tip. She bites her lower lip as she pleasures his black cock faster, grunting as she smiles widely. Her toes would curl as they masturbated the dragon-cock, feeling that wet shaft against her soles as it began throbbing lightly from the pleasure.
However, her naughty actions would backfire on her when that dragon would ejaculate. A large quantity of semen would shoot out and sludge over her chest. Kuma cries out in shock, feeling some of it splatter on her face with her breasts getting covered in his cum. She watches with disgust as the cum continues to splash down on her lap, covering the poor orc with cum as that cock turns limp from the pleasure she gave him graciously.
"Ehhhh, I'm going to need…a bath…" she groans, pressing her fingers in the semen, looking at the goop with a shake of her head.
Alizaristrasz would sit with his legs pressed together, squatting next to a rock as he watches the naked Kuma bath in the waters. She stood in the water naked and washed the cum from her body with her ass in plain view for the dragon she let fuck her smaller body.
"So…am I your mate now?" she asks out to the dragon teasingly.
He coughs at the question, saying to her with unease, "I…I am not sure that would be possible. Dragons usually are mated to other dragons, it is…unwise to be mated with mortals, with such small lives and…well, you saw how much power we give during coitus."
"Yes, but we can still be friends, right?" she points out, washing her thighs with her rear-end poking out at him, "Besides, wasn't it…fun?"
"Fun…yes, it was…" he grunts calmly, looking away for a moment before turning to Kuma as she starts stepping from the waters, with her soft breasts jiggling as she steps towards him. "What is your name, orc?" he asks her.
"Never bothered to ask, hm?" she teases with a smirk, then saying to her dragon lover, "Kuma. Kuma Do'Ma."
"Nice to meet you, Kuma, and nice to be an ally of you," he growls graciously.
"And to you, dragon," Kuma sighs with a kind smile, leaning down and grabbing her clothes, holding them and facing the dragon. "So…has your hatred of my kind finally ended?"
Alizaristrasz doesn't answer, he simply looks down at her naked and enticing body with a blank expression. What he does was flap his wings and fly up into the air, with Kuma stepping forward as she watches the dragon she was glad to have sex with fly out into the distance.
She frowns softly, watching as she stands there in her nude green form as the wind swishes her hair into the wind, holding her clothes close to her large bosom. She wondered if she would ever see the great Alizaristrasz again, hoping it would be on more friendlier terms next time.
TWO WEEKS LATER
In the city of Ogrimmar, the beautiful orc Kuma Do'Ma would sit at the bar and twirl her fingers along the rim of her mug boredly. Her feet kick the bar lightly, with her ass squished up on the seat and slouches over with her green cleavage in the view of the goblin bartender from behind the bar.
Kuma gives him a swift glare, with the goblin yelping and quickly running away from the orc. She sighs and drinks her mead as the sound of stomping boots were heard to her, the orc-woman would look to see the newcomer sit right next to her.
He was a tall and muscular orc, with dark-green skin and wore a black loincloth held up by a red belt with the skull of a human for a buckle. He wore spiked fur boots and had a red axe strapped to his back by criss-crossed red straps.
The orc would drink from his mug as his red eyes could be seen that entranced the orc as she twirled a strand of hair in her finger.
"Welcome, newcomer," she greets coolly, "can I get a name?"
"They call me…Alizar," he responds, grinning to her smugly and staring right at her eyes. Kuma would smile back, happy to see an old friend once again.
The Banana Dragon: Drem yolok! That was some hot stuff! Frin Dovah Askk!
The Banana Slug: Don't mind him, that is just my dragon counterpart that is NOT PART OF THIS UNIVERSE! Anyway, I hope you are pleased by my Hot Dragon Love. There will be more in future chapters.
The Banana Dragon: Lok Thu'um.
The Banana Slug: Get out and get yourself killed by a giant, you time-bound bastard!