'I can't believe I'm married to that idiot now…' Raditz looked at his brother in annoyance. 'I guess I have to bear his children…'

"Hey Pineapp-" Goku stopped when he thought about when Raditz had attacked him when he called him "Pineapplehead". "I mean Son-err Raditz…"

"WHAT…"

"Are you mad at me?"

"No I'm over it now…"

"REALLLY?!" he had sparkles in his eyes.

"Yes I'm mad! First you make a fool out of me, call me Sonic, try to rape me, get me drunk, comment incest with your older brother by marriage, and then…OF ALL THINGS IN THE WORLD…YOU CALL ME PINEAPPLEHEAD!"

"So…I get that hate your nicknames…"

"AAAARGH!"

~Meanwhile~

"I can't believe my dad is coming back!" Gohan was jumping up and down like a hyper squirrel on drugs.

"Will you please stop that!? You're giving me a head ache!" Piccolo couldn't believe that this idiot was almost stronger than his own father.

"Doing what Mr. Piccolo?" Gohan said innocently. Gohan had, with no surprise, gotten the "gay gene" from his father and well…I shouldn't really have to tell you who he has a crush on…

"Oh look there's the bald midget…" Piccolo said driving the conversation to Krillin.

"Hey Krillin!"

"Hey Gohan!" Krillin greeted the young demi-saiyan.

"Wow Krillin! You've gotten a lot stronger since I've seen you last year!"

"Yeah I know! So have you!" then he whispered. "So how was it training under Piccolo for one whole year?"

"Actually, not that bad!"

"You're lying!" he said in disbelief.

"Nope! He isn't that bad if you get to know him!"

"How hard did he hit you for you not to say that?"

Gohan giggled. "You're funny Krillin!"

"No, I'm serious!"

3 hours later, the saiyans plus the rest of the Z warriors (minus Goku and Yamcha) arrived. Before the beginning of many battles, some retarded onlookers arrived at the scene. Gohan didn't understand what was going on, Krillin was happy that girls would see how strong he was, Piccolo wanted to blast the crap out of them, Tien was praying Lunch wouldn't see him, and Chiatzu was hoping he wouldn't do anything stupid, like blow himself up. Nappa thought about how hungry he was and Vegeta was wondering if Raditz was thinking about him and why those idiots were watching.

'I wish Mr. Piccolo would love me...' Gohan sighed.

'I wish I was home.' thought Piccolo.

'I wonder if I'll have fan girls.' thought Krillin.

'I hope Lunch doesn't see me…but then again I do like her nice side…I wonder if there is a way that I can separate her nice side and evil side…' thought Tien.

'I wonder if I can rob a bank…' thought Chiatozu. 'I guess I won't know until I try…that is if I don't die…'

'I wonder if I could out shine that short bald guy in a baldest guy ever competition…' thought Nappa. 'Also…why didn't Vegeta let me eat anything before we came here? I mean…we haven't eaten in weeks, and all he wants is some stupid balls! Heheheh…I said balls...'

'I wonder which one killed Raditz…oh man…I just said her name…if only we had never fought then her and our child would still be here…'

~Meanwhile…~

"I spy with my little eye…"

"A cloud…" Raditz sighed. They had been playing "I spy" for three hours straight and the only thing you could see was the other person beside you, the road, and the strangely orange clouds. Goku had kept describing the clouds.

"You're so smart, Pinneapplehead!" Goku realized his mistake, but he, sadly, was a little too late to take it back. Surprisingly, his brother/wife said nothing. "Um are you ok?"

"Huh? Oh…" he softly punched his brother.

"What's wrong honey?"

"Nothing…just thinking…"

"About what?"

"About how I…oh we're here…"

"Noooooooooooooo!" Goku screamed at the sky err roof.

"Kami get that nut out of here before I sent it to HFIL…"

"Goku! Raditz! You two are here! Quick grab my arm so I can transport you two Earth!"

"FUCK NO!" Goku put his arms around his brother. "We're married!"

Utter silence

"Oh…fuck…" Raditz said with sweetness in his voice.

"I'm…just gonna…grab you two…and just…never mind…" Kami then grabbed the two saiyans and went back to the thingy (the hideout?).

"Thanks for taking us back to Earth!" Goku was holding a depressed Raditz. "Well, tell everyone we're on our way to Hawaii on my sweetheart's hideaway honeymoon…" after getting funny looks from Korin and Mr. Popo. "Ok…ok…MY hideaway honeymoon spot I had for me and Krillin…"(2)

"Um…Goku…you do know that Krillin and Raditz are men…" said Korin.

"I'm married to Raditz!" Goku said cheerfully ignoring Korin.

"Goku…you need to go help the others…" said Kami.

"Do what?! Those bastards ALWAYS need my help! Can't they get Master Roshi or the Ox King? Or maybe even that turtle!"

"But there are other saiyans that have come to save the Earth and you must defeat them to save…"

"WHAT?! RADITZ DO YOU KNOW THEM?" when he nodded Goku gasped. "Competition! I can't believe this mess! You're right! I must protect my love!" With that being said, Goku sped off...with Raditz…

"By the way Mr. Popo…can Earth people marry the same sex?" asked Kami.

"No…I'm afraid not..."(1) responded Mr. Popo.

(1) We're just pretending people of the same sex can't get married.

(2) Goku used to have a crush on Krillin. Story will be up soon(ish).