A/N: Hey everyone! A lot of you asked to see a chapter where Jason interrogated Dick, so I wrote this. I'm not super happy with it. It's short but will hopefully tide you over until the next chapter.

Also, I'm looking for a beta that can help me with chapter plots and characterization. So, if you're interested, P.M. me.

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Dick sat on his bed, fiddling with his laptop. His homework was done and he was extremely bored. There was a knock at the door and Dick looked up to find Jason peeking in.

"Are you busy?" asked Jason.

"Nope!" said Dick. "Why? Do you want to do something? Maybe a board game? I haven't played Monopoly in ages!"

"Monopoly? You sure you don't mean monogamy?" asked Jason.

"What?" said Dick, closing his laptop. But Jason didn't reply, just shut the door and locked it. "Jason, what the heck?"

Jason turned to face his younger brother. "Let's play a game, shall we." When Dick's face lit up he added, "and it's not monopoly." Dick's face fell, but Jason continued. "I'm gonna say a word and you're going to tell me the first thing that pops into your head."

"Um, okay…" said Dick.

"First word: awesome."

"Me," said Dick.

"Karma," said Jason.

"Sucks," said Dick.

"Calm."

"Kaldur."

"Bowl," said Jason.

"Cereal," Dick replied.

"Angry."

"Connor."

"Green."

"Megan."

"Magic."

"Zatanna."

"Sarcasm."

"Artemis."

"Cute."

"Wal—" Dick cut himself off when he realized what he was saying but Jason still caught it.

"Haha! I knew it!" said Jason triumphantly.

Dick sputtered. "You don't know for sure if I was going to say 'Wally.'"

"Ahh," said Jason raising his eyebrows. "But I never said anything about Wally. I thought you were going to say 'walls'. And I get it, they're blank planes of mottled plaster. They are absolutely adorable."

Dick's cheeks turned pink. He opened his mouth and closed it again, trying to decide what to say. After a while he settled on, "What do you want here, Jason?"

"I think the better question is 'what don't I want?'" said Jason. "I want to know everything about your new, budding, gay relationship!"

Dick huffed. "I'm not gay."

Jason held up his hands. "Alright, I'm sorry. I just assumed that maybe you were since your date with that girl last valentine's day didn't go that great and you think about Wally as 'cute.'"

"Just because I think a guy is cute doesn't make me a gay!" Dick laughed. "Do I really need to remind you of your boy-crush on Robert Downey Jr.? I'm pretty sure you watched Iron Man three times in one sitting once! And, for your information, that date I went on was fine. I just realized that I thought of Barbara as more of a friend than a girlfriend," Dick finished haughtily.

"Woah. Dude, I thought we made a pact to never mention Rob again!" said Jason.

Dick raised his eyebrows. "You call him 'Rob'?"

"That is completely beside the point! And we were talking about you, not me," said Jason.

"Jason, I don't want to talk about this," said Dick, turning back to his laptop.

"Why not?" asked Jason. Dick gave him a disbelieving look. "Okay, I get why not. But, as your older brother, it's my duty to pass on to you the relationship wisdom I have gathered over the years and I can't do a very good job if I don't know what team you play for."

Dick opened his laptop again and began typing. "Go away." Jason looked at him for a long time.

"You do know that there is nothing wrong with being gay, right?" said Jason. When Dick didn't respond he grabbed the boy's chin so that they were face to face and said again, "Right?"

Dick slapped Jason's hand off of his face. "I know. Don't give me the acceptance speech, please. But I really don't think I am gay. I think girls are asterous," said Dick.

Jason smiled gently. "So, Wally is the one exception?" The older boy began to wiggle his eyebrows suggestively.

"You have five seconds to get out of my room," said Dick. Jason ignored him.

"I guess it makes sense," said Jason. "You guys have been friends for so long that you're practically two halves of the same whole. I wouldn't worry about it-Hey! What are you doing?"

"Sending Bruce that selfie you took of yourself at that party he forbade you to go to," Dick said nonchalantly.

Jason jumped up. "Okay, okay! I'm leaving! But this isn't over!" Dick smirked and followed his brother to the door. Dick was about to shut it when Jason appeared again.

"But, Wally? Seriously?" said Jason. "Of all the guys to choose from—"

Dick slammed the door in his face before he could finish.