They devised a plan to take full advantage of the city. After about a week of planning, they came up with the perfect plan that I had suggested from moment one: We just get him pissed. Best plan. A week, and they came up with that.

It worked out pretty well, though, because of the month we were in Vegas, he came back pissed almost every night, and, somehow, half the time he came back with women!

Yeah, Howard was becoming quite the womaniser. Maybe it was the city, or maybe he had finally hit puberty.

You know, one time, he even came home with "Lola". It's happened to the best of us, but it's Howard! We had to grab him quickly and explain that when he lifts up her skirt, he's going to be glad he's a man and so is Lola. Lo-lo-lo-la-Lola.

Anyway, we discovered that he's fine cheating on Gideon, which works out well on my part.

We had the meetings more and more, and they couldn't come up with a lot. I, of course, did the most, and drew not only Plan Ponies, but ducks, cows, sheep, cats, dogs, and various other farm animals.

Finally, on the last night we were there, Sakurako took me down to the casino. "Excuse me, sir?" Sakurako fluttered her lashes at the dealer. "What's this game?"

"Blackjack."

"And that's the one that adds up to twenty, right?"

"Twenty one, ma'am. Would you like to play?"

"Sure!"

I rolled my eyes as she sat down.

"Do you know how to play?"

She shook her head, bringing his eyes down to her cleavage. "No, I'm new here." After about an hour, we were a lot richer. "Well, thanks, that was fun!" She giggled. "Beginners luck, I guess!" She dragged me away. "And that's how you get money." She dragged me to another table.

"Come on, Vince! You'd be amazed at how fun this is!" She dragged me all around, until we ended up at the club Pure.

All she had to do was say who I was and we were let in. Man, America's fucking awesome.

In the club, while I danced, drank, and took photos with people, I also found a lot of people I wanted to take pictures with. Four words- Sharon. Needles. Alaska. Thunderfuck. SHARON FUCKING NEEDLES! And ALASKA FUCKING THUNDERFUCK!

Okay, so there I was, ordering an Absolut Mango Majito Cocktail, and Sakurako pulls on my shirt. So I turn, and there are they, our of drag, in the club. I almost passed out. So, then we invited them to our table, and they said yes, and it took all of my effort not to jump up and down like a little girl.

Aaron (Sharon), and Justin (Alaska), were fucking awesome. I'll be referring to their drag names, because they were in girl mode.

They even suggested, which was probably a joke because Howard would die, that we should tour together. She could come out of a coffin as a futuristic sailor. Ah, sorry, I'm rambling, but this is possibly the third greatest moment of my life.

"So," Sakurako took a sip out of her drink. "Any tips on being gay?" I almost spit out my drink.

"Sakurako!"

"I don't know the etiquette in America!"

"Well I'm sure you don't do that in Japan!"

"I'm just trying to help you! If you can't tell, I'm horrible at picking up men!" I turned back to Aaron and Justin.

"I'm very sorry." I finished my drink, then chugged Sakurako's.

"Hey!"

They just smirked. "Boy troubles?"

"If that's what you want to call it." Sakurako giggled as I glarred at her. "You guys listed to their music?"

"No."

Alaska glared playfully at Sharon. "Of course!"

"It's Howard." Everyone in our booth giggled, and I groaned.

"Really? The one that looks like your father?"

"I know," squealed Sakurako.

"He's a good kisser." I smirked to them.

Alaska gasped. "How many times did you kiss your dad?"

I laughed. "Two, I think."

Sakurako nodded. "Two times, that he's told me of. Once to save his life, and then Howard fell in love with him-"

"He fell in love with you! ?"

"Not really, he falls for anyone who gives him the slightest bit of attention, and then when I made out with him, and I was his first kiss, so he fell for me. And the second kiss was in a game of truth or dare."

"You know, people don't forget their first kiss. He's probably thinking about you right now."

"I doubt it. He's in a relationship, and he brings someone new to the hotel every night. Never gets more than making out before he passes out, and it's kind of funny."

"Relationship?"

"With a girl."

"Ooh." We were silent for a little while.

"So is this club a haunted house Sharon?" He stared a death glare at me. "See, I'm not sure what to think about this. I really want to curl up and die, but I'm really excited because it's you trying to shoot fire out of your eyes." She still stared at me, and I got twitchy. "Alaska make her stop!" Sharon rolled her eyes. "You don't actually do that when you go into clubs? Knock out the bouncer?"

"How do you think we got in here?"

I laughed a bit. "Not really . . . right?"

She just smirked.

We chatted the rest of the night away, until it was finally time to leave.

"Seriously, you guys have to come to one of our shows!"

"I don't even know what you guys do."

"Neither do Howard and I, most of the time. But it's always amazing!" I leaned over to Justin. "Hey, just between you and me . . . did Jinkx and Ivy ever bum? That you know of?"

"Ivy had a boyfriend. Jinkx was surprised as everyone that they actually showed that. But you know, she's the queen. They had to et something against her I guess. They only used footage of Roxxy when she was a bitch to Jinkx, and I'm a nudist. Everyone has faults." We hugged. "Biiiieeee!"

Author's Note: May the best woman BEST WOMAN WI-I-IN! Bitch, I'm fabulous. Yeah, as you can tell, I was watching a marathon of Rupaul's Drag Race. I was team Alyssa Edwards (BACKROLLS?) slash team Jinkx Monsoon (it's Monsoon Season bitches!) all the way. I voted for Alyssa Edward's drag daughter, Laganja Estranja, for series six. Girl, she can werk it. Check her YouTube channel, she is flexible.

And I think I should state that I am an American teenage girl, who doesn't define as straight/gay, and would be fine with my Origin of Love being a boy or a girl, like in Hedwig or Plato's Symposium. I just want to clarify that, because when I go on a RuPaul kick, most people are shocked to find out that I am not a gay male.

Oh, and I'm a giant Needles fan-girl. :3