Hey, everyone. I truly am thankful to all those who followed this story. Unfortunately, I'm not going to be able to update this as often anymore, due to lack of inspiration and working on other projects. Don't worry. I'm not killing this off – this story is way too much fun.

Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman REBORN! in any way, shape, or form. If I did, things will be happening.

CONFESSION BOOTH: Varia Confessions

CONFESSION #10: Xanxus

I give that trash of a Captain, Squalo "special treatment".

While I throw the first random object I can reach to at any trash member of the Varia who happens to piss me off, Squalo is the only one who gets thrown with my most expensive wine glasses. I even make sure to keep at least two or three under the big-ass jacket just in case he does get on my nerves.

See how much I care?

CONFESSION #11: Levi

I may be 100% dedicated to the boss and the group, but that doesn't mean I can't have a side job, now can I? After all, the boss isn't very generous when it comes to money matters; especially with that Mammon around. He has the highest salary among all of us! His 'assistance' for whatever mission we have to do requires the boss to pay him double! And just because he can use his snot to detect anyone in the world.

Well anyway, my side job would be producing and distributing umbrellas! My family has a long history with umbrellas. My great-great-great-grandfather was the one who sold Miss Mary Poppins' her umbrella!

We sell all kinds of umbrellas. Normal umbrellas, for everyday use, lightning-generating umbrella (my specialty), Invisi-brella, our best-seller – the umbrella blends with the surroundings, making the user under it almost invisible. The only problem with this umbrella is that it's way too big. About five people can fit under it. We supply the Italian army with these.

So, if you want to purchase any of our umbrellas, please contact me at…

"VOOII! What's taking you so long, trash?" A bang on the door startled Levi, cutting him off from his speech. "This is a confession booth! If you're trying to advertise your business, do it somewhere else!"

…Oh man, he can hear me? I better make this quick *clears throat*

Please contact me at the Varia headquarters!

CONFESSION #12: Squalo

VOI! Finally! It's my turn!

*Breathes*

I lied when I said I wouldn't cut my hair until the boss becomes the Vongola tenth. Truth is that I actually give my hair a trim every month. It would be stupid to just let my hair grow longer and longer! Talk about maintenance! And how will I be able to fight properly? I'd end up tripping on it first!

CONFESSION #13: Squalo

VOI! Hello trash! It's me again! Now that we were on the subject of hair, I just wanted you people to know that I'm probably the vainest member when it comes to their hair. And I'm not ashamed of it! With super luscious, soft and silky, straight hair, like mine, who wouldn't be proud?

But of course, maintenance and care is the key to achieving wonderful hair like mine. There are several ways to take of your hair falling on different categories, like when you wash your hair, or when you comb it, and…

"Ushishishi~ Captain, the prince is getting impatient. If you don't come out I'll be forced to throw knives through that booth, with you in it…." A set of knives were secured in between Bel's fingers. He grinned malevolently.

...I'll continue next time.

CONFESSION #14: Bel

Ushishishi... Hello peasant. The prince will tell you a secret, so make sure to pay attention 'cause I'm only saying it once.

The prince doesn't carry all real knives. A fourth of them are plastic – temporary show in times when I lose my real ones. After all, the prince has to look great, even when missing props… err… weapons.

CONFESSION #15: Fran

When I'm bored I steal some of Bel-senpai's knives and wires and replace them with plastic ones and nylon string.

Fake weapons for a fake prince.

I also spy on him when using said "fake weapons" and laugh when he starts struggling to control it, and ends up being unable to control in the end.

I also have a video of it posted online for the whole world to see.

Oh, the shame.

CONFESSION #16: Lussuria

Oh, hello, sweetie! I guess it's my turn now, huh?

I have the biggest wardrobe in the Varia mansion! I have the size of two rooms for it! But today I'm going to discuss about my shoes, because I totally love shoes.

Get ready!

I own:

Ten pairs of platforms.

Six pairs of wedges.

Five pairs of pumps.

Seven flip-flops – one for each day of the week, I use when we're not working and just relaxing at home.

Two pairs of stilettos – red (for when I'm feeling daring) and black (for when I'm feeling neutral)

Ballet flats for every color of the rainbow.

Boots – a pair for each the ankles, mid-calf, the knees, and thighs.

Two pairs of the Varia boots – mandatory, and apparently deserves its own category.

Sandals – perfect for the Italian beaches during summer.

Eight pairs of sneakers…

"Hey, you! The boss is getting hungry!" Levi said loudly, making sure to be heard from behind the door. "It's almost dinner time and the boss doesn't see dinner being prepared!"

…and I have so much more to say but now I have to prepare dinner!

Oh! And one last thing, I purchased all of those (and more) using the boss' credit card. Shh… Don't tell. *wink*

This is set TYL because I wanted to put Fran in it. I didn't include Mammon because it would be kind of paradoxical if I did. But if you check Levi's confession, you'll kinda get a hint.