Chapter 10! WRONG PLACE, MAGE!
"He never was good at teleportation spells." Ezlo sighed sadly.
"...He freakin' sent us here? You're kidding." Neri tried not to scream.
"When were we here, again, two years or something?" Lisat questioned.
Neri jumped. "LISAT!!!! YAY!"
She ran over and hugged the human Lisat in a spine-bending hug.
"C-can't breathe!" He choaked.
Neri let go. "Sorry. The spell broke?"
Lisat nodded.
"How's that possible?" Neri questioned.
"Your father must have lifted the curse."
"Hmm, maybe he did. You got your bow?" Neri asked.
Lisat pulled out a black copy of the hero's bow.
"What's that for? Holy Nayru, you look just like Link!" Ezlo exclaimed noticing Lisat.
"And...?" Lisat smirked. "So? Who cares?"
"Don't you dare start the speech of 'I'm better then him' and all that crap. We both know you're equally awesome."
"Aw but Neri, if I don't do it then no one will remember my name and what a jackass I can be."
"I get tired of it, now stop it." Neri said, in Dragon-Speech.
"Neri, English please?" Lisat asked.
"Bananas are good for your soul." Neri stuck her tongue out after speaking in Minish.
"Nicely done, Neri." Ezlo praised her.
"Thanks." she smiled at Lisat's dumb look.
"Now, back to buisness." Ezlo snapped them out of their daze.
"We're at Ganon's Tower." The two answered in unison.
"He definatly didn't teleport us to the right place."
"Well it happens when you can't contentrate. Besides, as I've said before, he never was good with teleportation spells."
"Okay, so what now? Wait for Ganondork to find us and kill us?"
"No. We're going to wait for him and kill him."
"WHAT?!" The two males shouted in unison.
"Have you gone mad, Neri? Your father would have a fit if he even heard you suggest the idea! It's extremly dangerous." Ezlo began to rant.
"You'll get yourself killed!" Lisat agreed.
"...And?" was the response.
The two males stared dumbfoundedly at the dragoness.
"So what if I die? Hey, if I do something then I'll die proudly." She shrugged.
"You're very stupid you know that?"
"Shut up and get going."
"Yes ma'am."
So they began climbing the tower.
After climbing the flights of stairs that led to Ganon's room they sat down and panted.
"Holy shit that was a lot of stairs." Neri found herself saying.
"I...dislike...this...basta-" Ezlo pecked Lisat.
"OW! What the hell?" Lisat shouted, rubbing his head.
"No cursing."
"Shhh! You want Ganon to hear us?" Neri hissed.
"Are you three insane!?" Came a familiar voice.
The three jumped in surprise, turning around to find Vaati with his arms crossed and looking extremly pissed.
"Are we nuts?! YOU SENT US TO GANONPORK!" Neri shouted, forgetting about being quiet.
"You should have stayed put, not run off to kill him!"
"You shouldn't have sent us here!"
"It wasn't on purpose!"
"So? I got the Master Sword, I can KILL him now!"
"You're not going after him! I won't let you."
"Why, you're gay for Ganny?"
"I won't let him hurt you...I can't lose you."
HOLD IT! PAUSE. REWIND. Did he say what we think he said? PLAY.
"I can't lose you."
PAUSE. Wow. PLAY.
"I'll be fine, Dad." She sighed exasperated. "I won't get hurt."
"...I'll go with you."
"It's too dangerous."
"Wind Mage."
"B-"
"Come on."