"Hello? This is Melissa Iris.", Dr. Iris spoke into the phone. "Hi, Melissa! It's Sabrina, your cousin.", Sabrina, her skunk cousin, said on the other end of the line. "Well, it's delightful hearing from you again, Sabrina! We haven't spoken in years!", Dr. Iris enthusiastically responded. "I know! I was thinking, we haven't seen each other in half a decade, so how about you come and drive down to my house for the weekend?", Sabrina suggested.

"Sounds like a plan to me! We'll see you in a couple of hours.", Dr. Iris told her before she hung up the phone. It had been a week and a half since Alex had came to live with her. The albino wolf had to wear size 7 Pampers during the night, but to her surprise, Alex somewhat liked the idea. He had fussed about it a little at first, but he quickly became comfortable with the idea after he started to wear them, saying that they made him feel younger. "It makes me feel like I'm reclaiming the childhood that I never really got to have.", Alex explained to Ben.

"Blossom, where are Alex and Ben?", Dr. Iris asked. "They're at the gym. Want me to go and get them?", Blossom asked. "Yes, that would be nice.", Dr. Iris responded.

At the gym, Alex was becoming entranced. This hyena was doing leg stretches, twitching her tail somewhat seductively, and she had bent down to pick up her dropped pair of headphones in front of him. "My god, she's the most womanly animal I've ever seen.", Ben whispered. Yes, the hyena had human-like breasts, something that wasn't a given staple among Zootopian animals, unless you were a human looking at inappropriate furry art. The hyena heard the human, and shook his hand. "I get that a lot.", the hyena smirked. Alex, being the eighteen-year-old wolf that he is, was having his hormones go crazy over her.

"My name is Nera. Also, I'm taken. I'm going out with this cute bunny named Amenii. Here's my number, though.", Nera said, scrawling her phone contact on a leaf of paper she had taken from someone else. "Um… thanks.", Ben gulped. Nera did one last bend over, and there was a loud ripping noise. Nera turned bright red as her shorts fell to the ground. Nera quickly grabbed a towel and ran out of the gym. Blossom walked by Nera. "Alex! Ben! C'mon, we're heading to Columbus, Ohio!", Blossom ushered the duo home. Dr. Iris had Alex put on his padding before they headed to the airport. "Mom, do I have to?", Alex groaned. "Yes! I don't want you to have an accident! Besides, I thought you liked this.", Dr. Iris replied. "Not if I'm going to go out in public.", Alex sighed.

One flight to Columbus later...

"Well, that was a nice flight.", Ben commented as they got their bags from the bagging station. "Hey, Mom, can you change me when we get to Sabrina's?", Alex asked. Dr. Iris wasn't paying attention; rather, she was scanning the crowd. She spotted her. "Hey, cousin!", Dr. Iris called out. "Hi, Melissa!", Sabrina the skunk cheered. The two cousins embraced. Sabrina then noticed Ben, Alex, and Blossom. "Well, hello there! Blossom, I didn't know you had friends!", Sabrina greeted the two. On the plane, the transmogrifier had worn off, so Ben's human form was exposed. Animals were giving Ben odd looks. "C'mon, I'll show you me and RC's house.", Sabrina said. "Sure, just one question: Why are you not wearing any pants?", Alex asked.

It turns out that Sabrina was wearing pants, albeit pants that looked exactly like her fur. She took them to her new house, which had a TV hooked up to a computer monitor. "Say, Sabrina, are you into video games?", Ben questioned. "The old-school games, I mean, really old school. I've never really played past the Atari era.", Sabrina answered. Ben's mind was completely blown. "That's insane! I'm gonna take you on a trip into the future!", Ben announced. "Wait, you can time travel?", RC the raccoon, Sabrina's husband, asked. "NO! Time travel is bad! I meant that I was gonna show you the games of the 90s!", Ben responded. He pulled out a wrapped present that Dr. Iris had told him to give to Sabrina.

"Open it!", Ben insisted. "It's an upgraded Amiga?!", Sabrina gasped. "Yeah! Me and Blossom built it! We call it the Amiga Millennium!", Dr. Iris told them. "What's more, it can hook up to your TV, and do everything that a Windows computer can do, but even better!", Ben grinned. Sabrina squealed, and started hooking it up to the TV right away. "Hey, there's some stuff already on here!", Sabrina realized. "Yeah… What's Project64? And what's Super Mario 64 Last Impact?", RC asked. Ben gave Sabrina a N64 controller to plug into the computer. "Keep in mind that this was made in the 1990s, so the graphics are 64-bit.", Ben said.

"Woah! It's in 3D!", Sabrina exclaimed, ignoring the human completely. Sabrina played for hours on end. "Are you gonna tell them that this isn't actually a Mario game? That it's just a ROM hack?", Alex whispered. "Nah. Blossom's cousin is so uneducated about Nintendo games that she wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a fangame and an actual Nintendo game.", Ben mouthed. Eventually, Sabrina decided to do other stuff with her new Amiga, such as run a test to see how high the ping was, AKA how fast the computer accessed the internet.

"Well, Sabrina? What does the diagnostic test say about the computer's ping level?", RC interestedly asked. "It's OVER 9000!", Sabrina yelled. "WHAT? NINE THOUSAND? There's no way that can be right!", RC yelped. Tommorow, they were going to do two things. First, they were going to get a tour of Double Z Studios, and they were going to meet Amy, Thomas, and Timmy, Sabrina's close friends.

***Author's Note***

Yes, I just put in a Dragonball Z reference. Next time, we get to go to an adult film studio while keeping this fanfiction from getting a mature rating, plus Ethan and Ben will reunite! But how did Ethan get here? And what will happen when the shocking results of Alex's paternity test are emailed to Dr. Iris? Find out next time, on Zootopia: Rebirth!

Credits

Blossom Stenchington, Ben, Sonata, Raymond, Dr. Iris, Cori, and Alex Moon are all MY OCs, and you DO NOT have permission to use them in your fanfictions unless I say so

Nera and Amenii are created by Code-Shark on Deviantart and are used WITH PERMISSION from the original creator

Sabrina, Zig Zag, RC, Amy the Squirrel, Thomas Woolfe, Timothy (Timmy) Squirrel-Woolfe, etc. are from the webcomic Sabrina Online, created by Eric W. Schwartz

Thanks to Eric W. Schwartz for creating Sabrina Online

Voice Actors

Blossom- Amy Birnbaum as Tea Gardner from Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters

Alex Moon- Dan Green as Yami Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters

Ben- Greg Abbey as Yusei Fudo from Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds

Nera- Whoopi Goldberg as Shenzi from The Lion King