Ali: Are you kidding me?!
PV: ...What?
Maddie: We understood that you would be taking a break from writing for school. But TWO YEARS?!
PV: Oh. Umm... has it really been that long?
Catherine: ...Can I throw something at her?
Bowie: You're no longer the author you were when you started this story. You've been in high school doing God knows what.
PV: I'm actually doing pretty good...
Ali: We don't care! You left us in story limbo for TWO YEARS!
Soul: Yeah, I'm not even one of your characters and I'm kinda pissed at you.
PV: Guys. Two years is not such a long time. Tbh, not a lot of big stuff has happened.
Bowie: Really? Obama in office for a second term. The Sochi Winter Olympics. Justin Bieber turning into the biggest douche of all time. The movie Frozen!
RA: I can't believe no one has pointed out the fact that she changed her name.
Koda: Yeah and she changed it to something stupid. What is Pultch Variable anyway?
*Ali hands Catherine her beret. We all now what happens next*
Koda: *withering in pain*
RA: It's Pulchra Veritatem. It's Latin for beautiful truth.
Catherine: What happened to our young, innocent FantasyTranceQueen?
PV: Guys, I know I really screwed up but high school kinda knocked me on my ass. I was so focused on school I did forget about this story. Yeah, a lot has happened. But for better or worse, I'm a much more experienced person now. I'm ready to start writing again.
Catherine: *wipes away some tears* Our little girl is all grown up now.
PV: Oh shut up.
Ali: Yep, it's the same author.
Koda: GROUP HUG!
PV: I'm back. So get ready.