-1 Chapter ten

Susan was slumped on her chair and was looking extremely bored. Teatime had been talking to her for the last two hours, or rather he was talking at her. After a vain attempt at asking her questions about her self he had opted to start talking about himself.

So he talked….

And talked…..

And talked.

It wasn't the ordinary boring small talk about the weather ether. It was the excruciatingly dull talk about thing that the speaker thinks is interesting but the listener finds completely uninteresting.

At the moment, Jonathon was describing in great detail the reason for his glass eye. He said that when he was born his real eye was completely blind. When he was ten he decided that it was pointless having a useless eye so he gouged it out. He went on to describe the way he removed said eye. Susan, at this point, tuned out. How to take your own eye out was not a piece of information she wanted to know.

"Teatime," said Susan straightening up "do you always torture people before you kill them? Could you not just make it quick and painless?"

Jonathan tilted his head to the side and frowned. This was not how things were supposed to go. What was supposed to happen was that Susan was to fall for him. Then again, he always did relish a challenge.

Susan was standing up now and pacing up and down the room. She was ranting and raving about the injustice of being dragged back into the world she tried so hard to escape from.

Teatime started to notice how full her lips were.

"Its not as though I asked to be Deaths granddaughter…….."

Her hair is quit an interesting shade of white…….

"Its bad enough being mistaken for the tooth fairy……………….."

I wonder what it would be like to kiss her?

"And further more……………"

Susan was cut of suddenly when Teatime, as quick as a flash, stood up and kissed her. Unlike the one outside Biers, this one was deep and passionate. When he finally pulled away Susan smacked him across the face.

"You're a good kisser. Would you like to get something to eat?" said Teatime as if nothing had happened.

Susan sighed and smacked her head agenised the wall. Some people just couldn't take a hint.

(A/N Sorry I haven't updated but I've been on holiday. REVIEW)