Anything is Possible in the Mall [previously was Mall Turmoil

Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the plot. To my regret, I don't own any of these super duper characters. In my dreams…well that's a different story. I do own Carl, Carol, and Gertrude though…

Sorry that this chapter is late, but yesterday was my grandfather's birthday so I had to go over to his house. On top of that I had the insane amount of homework my teacher's give me. Basically, I had no time.

I am very sorry and I hope this chapter makes up for it.

This chapter is dedicated to the very amazing: Vampire Crayons. She gave me the first suggestion for Rosalie's dare. Unfortunately I couldn't use it. But she still gets credit anyway/

Now, the dare I have was sent in by a LOT of people. Like more than fifteen. So thanks to all who suggested it. Virtual high five's for you all.

This chapter stinks. I can't write well right now, and I needed to move on in the plot. YES, there is a plot, this isn't just a stupid dare story. Okay… it is a stupid dare story, but I have thought out what happens after this.

You are probably bored from all my talking, so, back to the good stuff:

Enjoy.

Previously in Anything is Possible in the Mall:

"Truth or Dare, Rosalie?"

Rosalie POV

This shouldn't be that bad. I mean its not like I have done anything terrible to Edward or Bella… today.

Alice POV

I didn't get a chance to do anything extremely mean…yet. I am not letting him forget it.

Anyway, Eddie didn't run away or anything, because he knew we were in a mall and I couldn't do anything to him. I wanted to get back at him soo badly. I was never going to stop getting calls from Carol until I changed my number. So I purposely thought bad things to him. Me and Jazzy, Em and Rose, Bella, and to really get him disturbed……. Carlisle and Esme. That did not make him very happy. So anyway, to get away from my creepy mind-ranting, and back to Rosalie's dare.

"Dare, Eddie-poo. What did you think I was going to do, chicken out?"

"No, of course not, but, can I ask one question first?" All eyes went from Rosalie, to Edward, the back to Rosalie. The tension, building. Okay, it wouldn't be building if it wasn't for Jasper. But really, if you have a gift, its cruel not to use it. Duh.

"Jasper, gosh, stop it!" Edward, will deal with it… "No, really, Rose, have you ever tried being, you know…nice?" She looked as if he had slapped her. The only thing that came to mine : BURNNN!! Edward laughed at my momentary childish thoughts. Okay, not exactly momentary, but it did make him laugh.

"I don't know Eddie, have you ever tried, you know, not being a prude?" Wow, she was not happy. "Just hurry up and give me a dare already."

"Well, Rosalie…" Edward was definitely enjoying the suspense Rosalie was under. Jasper, well, he was another story… "You… have… to …" Could he drag this out any longer?

"Just tell us already!" Rosalie couldn't take it anymore, and neither could Jasper, all this emotion was not doing him any good.

"Okay, Rosalie, you have to dye your hair pink and green and keep it for a week. Then you have to let Jasper cut it with a… a, uhm hole puncher! Then you have to call back the number on Alice's cell and talk to Carol, set up a date with Carl, then kiss him. And you have to be wearing a either a trash bag, or clothes that Bella picks out." Dye her hair? Then cut it with a hole puncher? Then talk to Carol? A date with Carl? A trash bag? Who has the childish thoughts now, Eddie? Who has the childish thoughts now…

"Fine, any specifics? And I will wear the trash bag." Will the cattiness ever stop?

"Not really."

"Okay, then …here goes nothing."

Rosalie walked into the nearest salon, Regis, and sat down. "Do I have to let Jasper dye my hair too?" I really hoped not. She would never forgive Jazz for ruining her precious hair. I would really be afraid to be around if everything didn't go smoothly. And I definitely didn't want to be around if Rose couldn't return her hair back to normal.

"Uhm, I don't know, what do you think Bella?"

"Don't drag me into this! I am not going to have Rosalie yelling at me again. Don't give me that look Edward Anthony Masen Cullen." Bella was turning whisper-yelling into an art. She had skillz…

"Fine, Bella. Alice, what do you think?" What should I say? If I said yes, let Jazz do her hair, I would be on the floor laughing! Jasper, although I love him, has no hairdressing skills what-so-ever. But then I would have to face the wrath of an angry Rosalie. Not cool. I decided to go with the safe answer

"Just let her do her own hair." Just make sure it is permanent dye, Eddie.

In the next twenty minutes, Rose's hair went from the perfect wavy, blond, middle of the back length hair to a pink mess with green highlight. Wow, maybe we should have let Jazzy do her hair.

"You still have to cut it Rosalie." Edward was in for it now, which basically translated to: Good-bye Bella.

Jasper approached a fuming Rosalie, sitting in a salon chair. He held three hole punchers that he "borrowed" –wink-wink- from Staples. One (the pink one, and my personal favorite) made heart shaped holes. The second one (the green one, it was the exact same color green as Rosalie's hair. Jasper better be careful or he will end up losing that bad boy) made star shaped holes. The third and last, was the most boring. It was a brown one that made, well, hole shaped holes.

Jasper looked back at me, and all of a sudden I felt extremely nervous. "Its, okay Jasper, just do it." Hopefully my words were a little bit reassuring.

"You better not mess up my wife's hair Jasper" OMC! I had never, in my 80+ years of living with him, had I heard that tone from Emmett. I didn't even know he could get that mad. Now, I felt calm. Jasper must be trying to calm Emmett (and Rosalie) down.

"Okay Rose, I am just going to take a little bit off. Do you have any preferences as to which hole puncher I should use?"

"Just pick one, I want to get this over with."

If you have ever seen one of those cheesy barber shop movies, when the hairdresser is cutting hair at like 60 miles per hour, then you know what Jasper looked like trying to cut Rosalie's hair. It was not a pretty sight. Jasper was using his vampspeed (vampire speedyness) to get this over with as fast as possible. When he was done, he turns the styling chair around to show us his masterpiece.

"Wellah!" ( A/N I don't know French, so don't judge. Just sound it out, okay?) "No, wait, I am not done yet!"

Jasper does another one of those vampspeed things and next thing I know, Rose's hair is in messed up braid like things. Jasper really got into it.

Now it was the second part of the dare. Calling Carol…fun. Rosalie dialed the number and waited patiently as it rang once, twice, three times

"Hello?"

"Uhm, Hey, Carol, this is Rosalie Hale."

"Sorry, but I don't know anyone by the name of Rosalie."

"Would it help if I said I was Edward's adoptive sister?"

"Edward? EDWARD CULLEN?" she was one crazed fan girl. "Has he asked you to tell me that he has changed his mind and wants to go tube sock shopping? Because if he did, then my answer is yes. A thousand times yessss."

"Uhm , Carol, I am extremely sorry, but I actually called, for Carl." In the background she can here "What is so fascinating about Carl?!" All of a sudden you hear a faint "Oww, Carol!" and the sound of a phone bouncing off something and hitting the ground.

after a pause

"Hello, this is Carl."

"Hey, Carl, this is Rosalie Hale."

"Yah, so what's up?"

"Actually, I was wondering how far away you were from the mall."

"I am in the parking garage why? Does Edward want to hang out?" What is with people's fascination with Edward. Poor little Eddie looked like he was going to puke.

"No, uhm, I wanted to know if you wanted to hang out, with me, like, right now" Rosalie looked a little green (if it's possible for a vampire to get green)

"Oh, are you the tall blond chick?" he was very sensitive toward women.

"Uhm, yah?"

"I will meet you in the foodcourt in like, half an hour." He must have though he hung up because we hear him scream like a little girl. "OhMeGosh! Carol, a real date with a real girl!!"

"Am I not a real girl CARl?" whoops, he's in trouble.

Anyway, Edward gave Rosalie her trashbag, and got a death glare from Emmett, not that he would die (again). We all started to walk out of the salon we were in, just as one of the hairdressers who worked there entered, back from her lunch break I guess. She looked a little scared (by Emmett's muscles) and was trying to play it cool in a feeble attempt to flirt (with Edward ;)

We were walking down toward the food court when all of a sudden, we here a siren, kind of like the kidde fire truck toys.

"Put your hands in the air! We got you surrounded."

We put turned around, not putting up our hands because it was kinda foolish, and saw two…

Guess who it was. Gertrude? No.

Super Doctor? Not him.

Carol, back for Edward?

Carl, back for Edward?

Not them either.

A dude dressed as Peter Pan?

Why would you even think that?

It was a pair of mall cops. Yah that's right, we were going to get arrested by some mall cops. Carlisle and Esme are going to flip. Well, they would if the found out, that is.

"You are coming with us…"

What do you think? Good? Bad? Is it worth writing more? You tell me.

A very lengthy one if I do say so myself…

Review me an I will send you a picture that is pretty close to what Rosalie's hair looks like. Only if you review will I send you the link! It isn't exactly what Rose's hair looked like, but it's a close as I could find.

Jasper's Singer is discontinued until further notice.

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