Chapter 7: The Tomboy Stand Off

[Episode begins with a view of Ronnie Anne's face as sweat coming down it]

Loretta: Come on, Mom. You can do better than this.

Ronnie Anne: What do you think I'm doing? It's not as easy as you think, you know!

[It's reveals that Ronnie Anne is doing pushups outside with Loretta on her back]

Loretta: I don't know. Aunty Lynn makes this seems easy to do. You're just not trying much.

Ronnie Anne: Hey, i just came up with something. How about you do some pushups, and I'll sit on your back giving you advices?

Loretta: Nah, I'm good. Besides, your big butt will end up breaking my back.

Ronnie Anne: [annoyed and offended] Hey! My butt is not that big!

Loretta: Oh, yeah? Then explain to me on why you were struggling to get those jeans on last weekend.

[Flashback to that weekend, Ronnie Anne is trying to get her jeans on]

Ronnie Anne: Come on! Why won't you come up?! I'm not gonna stop until you are cooperate with me!

[Ronnie Anne continue to getting her jeans on but eventually falls forward and giving up; Just then, she sees her daughters looking at her]

Ronnie Anne: [annoyed] What are you two looking at?!

[Linka and Loretta slowly walk away. End flashback]

Ronnie Anne: That doesn't mean anything.

Loretta: If you say so. All I know is that you got Grandma Maria's butt.

Ronnie Anne: [scoffs] I do NOT!

Loretta: Yes, you do. You got her butt, and you know it.

Ronnie Anne: Well, if that's the case, then guess who else is gonna get one when she gets older.

[Loretta realizes that what her mother said could be true]

Loretta: [sarcastically] Thank you for putting that image in my head, Mom.

Ronnie Anne: You're welcome. So, are you gonna help me or not?

Loretta: Ugh! Fine! I'll help. If it's gonna get that image out of my head. [Ronnie Anne starts doing pushups again, while Loretta starts counting on how many pushups her mother is doing] 1... 2... 3...

[As this is going on, Linka has been watching her mother doing pushups from the window with her father]

Lincoln: Must be that time of year again.

Linka: [to the viewers] You must be wondering on what's going on. Well, you see, my mother and my Aunty Lynn always compete against each other every one year. It's gets competitive. Really competitive.

[Flashback to Lynn and Ronnie Anne at a family picnic competing against each other to see who can finish their food the fastest. Lynn won and celebrate]

Lynn: WOO-HOO! I won! In your face, Santiago!

[Lynn continue to celebrate while causes Ronnie Anne to be annoyed as she growls at her. A different flashback shows Lynn and Ronnie Anne playing tug-of-war over a mud puddle. Lynn almost pulled Ronnie Anne in the mud but she regain her balance and uses her strength to pull Lynn in the mud instead, winning the tug-of-war]

Ronnie Anne: You know, having mud on your face looks really good on you, Lynn. You should keep that up instead. [walks away laughing while Lynn scowls]

[Another flashback shows the two racing each other to the finish line neck and neck with each other. They both made it to the finish line at the same time and fell on the floor. Lisa approaches the two tired tomboys with a tablet]

Ronnie Anne: [panting] So, who won?

Lisa: According to what my tablet show, the both of you cross the finish line at the same time. Therefore, it's a tie. [walks away]

Lynn and Ronnie Anne: Dang it. [put their faces on the ground and passed out]

[End flashback]

Linka: If you think that's bad, just two years ago they gotten into a fight over who cheated during that contest. And when i say fight, i mean they gotten into brawl. It was so heated, that both side of my family had to pull them away from each other to stop the fighting before it got even worse. Luckily, they forgave each other after finding out that their contest was sabotaged by non other than Loretta. I don't know what was it to make her do that, but i hope it doesn't happen again. [to Lincoln] Which amind me, i wonder what kind of contest they are gonna do for this year.

Lincoln: Whatever it was, i just hope it doesn't end up a disaster like before.

Linka: Same right. Look, here comes Aunty Lynn right now.

[Back outside, Lynn is jogging with her sons when she stopped to see Ronnie Anne on the ground doing pushups]

Lynn: Sup, loser. What's you doing?

Ronnie Anne: If you haven't noticed, i am doing pushups.

Lynn: Oh, really? 'Cause it looks like you is eating the ground from my point of view. But, i hope you'll save some for dessert, because that's is what you is gonna have when i beating you in our next competition that's coming up. [walks away; laughing]

Ronnie Anne: We'll see about that! [does faster pushups]

Loretta: Whoa! Calm down, Mom! It's just a competition!

Lincoln: Something tell me this is gonna be bad. [Linka nods]

[Next day at school, Loretta is sleeping during class]

Mrs. Wilson: Loretta! Pay attention or else you're miss out on what to do for your test that's coming up!

Loretta: Alright, alright! I'm up!

Mrs. Wilson: Good. Now, back to what's more important.

Clyde Jr: [whispers] Hey, Linka. Is Loretta okay? She's never this tired.

Linka: [whispers] My mom made her stay up all night to help her train.

Clyde Jr: [still whispering] Help train your mom for what?

Linka: [still whispering] I'll tell you later. Right now, let's focus on class.

Clyde Jr: [continuing whispering] Good idea.

[After school ended, Linka and Clyde Jr are carrying a sleeping Loretta around their shoulders]

Clyde Jr: So, your mom had Loretta stay up all night to help her train for this upcoming competition?

Linka: Yep. That goes to show how mess up their competitions is.

Clyde Jr: Man, that's sucks.

Linka: Tell me about it. I just glad I'm not a part of this. I just want this to end.

Clyde Jr: I feel you there, Link.

Linka: Yeah. Anyway, let's get sleepy loco to bed.

Clyde Jr: Good idea.

[On their way to the house, Linka sees her Aunty Lynn and her sons Leo and Leon jogging with the boys panting from jogging]

Lynn: Keep it up, boys! There's no stopping until i say so! Understand?

Leo and Leon: YES, MA'AM!

[Lynn and her sons jogged pass Linka, Loretta, and Clyde Jr]

Linka: See what i mean? This has got to stop. And i know how.

[Later that evening, the kids are having a family meeting in Linka's room]

Leona: Okay, Linka. What's this about?

Lyra: Yeah, dudette! I promised that I'll text Sabrina around this time!

Linka: Sorry for all this, but what you're all are for is more important.

Lena: What's more important than me watching cartoons?

Linka: This yearly competition between my mom and Aunty Lynn.

[The cousins groan]

Leo: Wait a minute. Why are you guys groaning for?

Leon: Yeah! If anyone that should be groaning, it should be us!

Leona: The reason why we groaned is because everytime those two compete against each other, we all have to be there to "support them".

Lacy: Yeah. And even if we support one of them, the other one will get upset at us.

Lila: If there's one thing i hate is being yell at. Especially from someone who is a bad loser.

Linka: That's why i need you guys' help to put an end to this.

Lane (Luan's son): Put an end to this? Are you crazy?!

Lars: You do remember what happened the last time when a certain someone sabotaged the last competition?

Loretta: [shivers] That is one thing i will never do again.

Linka: I know that the last time went completely south when Loretta did that. But we really need to stop this before it gets worse. And fast!

[Lincoln and his sisters sans Lynn pokes their heads in]

Lincoln: Hey, guys. What's you're talking about?

Loud kids: Uhhhhh...

Lola: If you guys are talking about ending Lynn and Ronnie Anne's pointless competition... we want in.

Loud kids: [confused] Huh?

Luna: You heard right. We want in.

Lori: We are literally tried of this just as much as you guys.

Lucy: We can't take it anymore. I listen to another of Luan's terrible puns than to go to another competition.

Lisa: And i don't have enough room on my tablet to put score. I didn't make my own tablet for this.

Lana: So, what's the plan?

Linka: We haven't came up with one yet.

Lincoln: Don't you worry. The man with a plan is right.

Loretta: Ok... So, what's your plan?

Lincoln: Well, since we can't force Ronnie Anne to throw the match, we just gonna find another to get them to stop. And i know just the thing. Okay everyone, huddle up!

[The kids and the Loud sisters huddle together to hear Lincoln's plan. One week later, the competition is about to begin as both Lynn and Ronnie Anne are getting ready]

Lynn: Hope you're ready to get the taste of mud in mouth.

Ronnie Anne: Same goes for you.

Lincoln: [walks up to Lana] Nice job coming up with the mud wrestling match, Lana.

Lana: It's nothing really. It should keep them distract for a while.

Lincoln: Good. Okay everyone, remember the plan.

[Everyone nods and walked to their seats except Lana who walked up to Lynn and Ronnie Anne.]

Lana: Are you two ready?

Lynn: I was born ready.

Ronnie Anne: So am i.

Lana: Alright then. On your mark. Get set. Fight!

[And just like that, both Lynn and Ronnie Anne begins fighting in the mud as Lana walks away.]

Lynn: You're going down, Santiago!

Ronnie Anne: We'll see about that, Loud!

[The two fought for an hour until Lynn got Ronnie Anne in a headlock]

Lynn: Ha! I got you now, Santiago! You might as well surrender now!

Ronnie Anne: NEVER! [she struggle to get out of Lynn's headlock until she soon realize something] Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Have you notices something?

Lynn: Yeah. Everything's quiet. Why is that?

[Lynn and Ronnie Anne look at the spot where their family were at, only to find out they're not there.]

Lynn and Ronnie Anne: Where did they go?!

[At Lincoln's house, Lincoln, his sisters, and the kids are sitting in the living room watching TV; Lynn and Ronnie Anne steps inside the house and is now incredibly furious at the others.]

Linka: Hey Mom, Aunty Lynn. How's the mud wrestling match?

Ronnie Anne: It was cut short because you guys wasn't there cheering one of us on!

Lynn: Yeah! What the heck was that all about? Why did you all abandoned us?

Lola: Because we can't deal with you two and your competition.

Lynn: What? Why?

Lila: Because you guys always get mad whenever we cheer for one of you.

Lacy: And let's not forget about the fight you two had two years ago.

Lori: What we trying to say is that we don't mind if you two are trying to see who's the better tomboy is, but you don't always have to invite us everytime. Also, you two get really competitive and violent when it comes to this.

Ronnie Anne: Is that how all of you feel? [they nods] Oh, i see... Sorry for getting you guys involved in all this.

Lynn: We promise we will never do any of that again.

Everyone: [unsure] Are you sure?

Ronnie Anne: Really sure.

Everyone: Okay!

Lynn: Thanks guys. But i think i need to take a bath. I feel muddy and sticky.

Ronnie Anne: [laughs] Don't worry, we got another tub in the basement you can use.

Lynn: Thanks, sis. I really need it.

[Lynn went in the basement to use the tub and Ronnie Anne went upstairs to use the tub there; Lori's phone started to ring, she answers it]

Lori: Hello? Uh-huh. Sure. Okay. Bye. [hangs up] Leona, Bobby, let's go.

Leona: Is something wrong, Mom?

Lori: I'll explain it to you on the way to our destination. See you guys later. [leaves with her kids]

Linka: I wonder who was that.

Lucy: Who knows?

Luan: Ooh! Isn't the new episode of the Dream Boat coming on?

Leni: [gasps] Oh my gosh, it is!

Luna: Quick, bruh! Change the channel!

Lincoln: Okay, okay! Hold your horses. I'll change it.

Linka: [to the viewers] Well, there you have it. We managed to show my mom and Aunty Lynn the error of their competition. Sure it might be anti-climatic and all, but at least we don't have to worry about that anymore. I hope. Anyway, I'm gonna watch the Dream Boat with my family. See you later.

[As Linka and her family watching the new episode of the Dream Boat, the screen fades to black as two voices can be heard]

???: Are you sure this will send me to the dimension where they are still alive?

???: Yes it will, my young niece. This device will send you there so you can finally meet them face to face.

???: I see. Thank you, Aunty Lisa.

Lisa: No problem. [leaves]

???: I can't wait to see you two... Mom and Dad.