"Happy Valentine's day everyone!" Elenia shouted happily. The smashers looked at Elenia as if she'd grown a second head.
"Hey Kai, why is she so happy about Valentine's day?" Megaman asked.
"'Cause Valentine's day is a day of love. And you know what else has love in it? Relationships, and relationships are well...ships." Kai answered while looking through the reviews/letters.
"Nice description." Dark Pit mummered, his voice dripping with sarcasm.
"Then make up a better. I dare you." Kai muttered back, venom lacing his voice. Lily sat by Kai, and tugged at his sleeve.
"Yeah Lily?" Kai said with a smile as he looked down towards her, all traces of negative energy dipassitating immediately. Lily holds up her paws.
"I want a hug!" Lily says grabbing the air a bit to emphasize her point. Kai laughed and gently lifted her up and gave Lily a gentle hug. Hus hops over and stares at Kai.
"I want food." Hus said, a smile on his face when he sees that both his friends are happy today. Elenia puts down a bowl of pokemon food and a bowl of water onto the floor so Hus can easily eat in peace.
"Shall we start the show?" Elenia asks with a small giggle.
"Yeah, of course." Kai says as he turns on the cameras.
Showtime!
"Welcome back to Smash Truth or Dare Creator Style! We are your host and hostess Kai and Elenia! Continuing on from the last chapter, we welcome the Golden Guest: RoxieStar89! Welcome to the show!"
"Thank you! It's great to be here! Here are my truths and dares:
Truth(s):
Wolf: Why do you go by "Lord O'Donnell"? And, really, why did you kick out Andrew and Pigma?
Wario: How did you star in Wario Ware series and why?
Captain Falcon: Since when did you become a racer?
Lucas: Since when did anyone start the trend of writing the "Cute Toot House" and "Hot Topic Crew" series?
Dare(s):
Charizard: Inflate Greninja with a helium tank
Fox: Google your full name and "inflated", "balloonified", "obese", "full", etc. and react to every result of that
Wolf: Take a picture of Fox's reaction
Falco: Read "Krystal's Farting Problem" and react to it
Palutena: Read at least one fanfic about yourself farting and react to it
Dark Pit: Film said reaction and upload it into YouTube; if you want, you can also show it to Pit
Pit: React to said footage"
"I go by 'Lord O'Donnell' because it makes me sound like I'm royalty. I also kicked out Andrew and Pigma because they were useless to me."
Charizard sighed and grabbed the helium tank.
"Racing seemed to fit me, since I was good at it, and mainly because racing seemed to attract the ladies! Too bad it doesn't help anymore unless I'm in battle."
"I-I don't k-know but it seems really p-popular now...maybe it was a t-trend that started last year?"
Charizard sighed as he grabbed the helium tank and walked over to Greninja, the smasher accepting of dare because if he refused he'd be pushed into the fangirl pit or be hit by the panic button or Arceus knows what the host and hostess have on hand, and allowed himself to be inflated.
*Reaction to Balloonified Fox*
Fox:...I honestly hate you two. Even more then O'Donnell.
Wolf: I hate you too.
Kai and Elenia: Thanks.
Fox: Why?...Just why is this even a thing?!
Kai: Memes? Art? Just for kicks/fun?
Elenia: Hey, as long as people has gotten a laugh out of the images then you should be happy too. Now, O'Donnell you got the picture?
Wolf: Yup. Now can we get out of this room before I puke from the images?
Kai: Yeah. Back to the show for you, and Reaction time for the reader!
*Reaction to Krystal's Farting Problem*
Falco: What the actual hell is this?
Kai: Popular story from your section of Fanfiction.
Falco:...We should show this Fox, he is going to seriously SNAP at the ridiculousness of this.
Kai: Good idea, but maybe some other time, right now we gotta make you do a LOT of dares.
Elenia: Now then, the next reaction!
*Reaction to Palutena's Farting Problem*
Palutena: That is not me! I wouldn't do any of this!
Kai: Yeah. Sure.
Elenia: So you wouldn't fart? Not even once? Doesn't really seem natural you know?
Dark Pit: *Filming* Since when is anything about this goddess natural? I mean seriously, this goddess has freakin' GREEN hair that defies gravity!
Elenia: Eh, true. Ooh! Look! She's turning red from embarrassment and anger, and she's starting to scream and rant!
Kai: Nice, quality material to film for a viral video!
Dark Pit: On it. *Starts filming Palutena's rant*
Kai and Elenia: Back to the show!
*Back to the worried and scared Pit*
"What happened?! I heard screaming and laughing, what happened in there?!" Pit was nearly shouting at this point.
"Palutena ranting and Dark Pit filming. Here, we need you to watch this." Elenia, handed him the video.
"Okay...?" Pit used the hostess and host's laptop to watch the video and snickered, amused by Palutena's reaction.
"Alright, the next Golden Guest is: LadyKenny! Welcome to this show full of craziness!" Kai shouted.
"Thank you, it's nice to be on show.
Dare(s):
Fox, Wolf, Falco and Samus: Play that South Park game called "Chef's Luv Shack" in multiplayer mode on the "Hot & Heavy level (eight rounds)" and expect a "Pressure Round (sorry, only one person can do that round while everyone else watches)". React to a huge drill going into Cartman's butt (Fun fact: You must correctly answer at least seven out of ten questions in order to watch the aliens probe Cartman by making said drill going into his butt). Also, react to 8 randomly-picked mini-games after each round.
Sonic: Film said reaction to Cartman getting probed by aliens and then upload it on YouTube
Lucario: Snap a photo of said reactions to the entire game (including "Pressure Round")
Zelda and Lucina: Play "Cho Aniki: Bakuretsu Ranto Hen" and react to it
Ganondorf: Have Sonic give you the camcorder that he used earlier to film said reaction
Mario, Luigi and Yoshi: Watch that Austin Powers clip about Fat Bastard participating in a Sumo Wrestling match as a Sumo wrestler and react to it
Peach: Watch that "Northwest Mansion Mystery" episode from Gravity Falls and react to Pacifica Northwest being abused by her parents
Truth(s):
Pikachu: Is is true that the next Pokemon region will be based on Southeast Asia (ever heard of the Pokemon Plus and Minus Versions rumors?)
Sonic: Will you still star in future Sonic games after the Sonic Boom games?
Everyone else: If there will be the next Super Smash Bros. game, will you be looking forward to that? And really, if there will be more newcomers at all, which one would you expect for those newcomers to be?"
*Reaction to Cartman getting probed*
Samus: What the f*ck is this?!
Fox:...I think it's best not to question video game logic anymore.
Wolf and Falco: Agreed.
Sonic: *Films while trying not to puke*
Lucario: *Taking pictures*
*Reaction to Cho Aniki: Bakuretsu Ranto Hen*
Lucina: Zelda...What exactly is this?
Zelda: I honestly don't know, but do I honestly want to know?
Elenia: Probably not.
Ganondorf: Why am I the one filming?
Kai: 'Cause the dare said so. Now onto the next reaction!
*Austin Powers Reaction*
Mario:...Mama-mia help us.
Luigi: *Shaking and on the floor rocking back and forth*
Yoshi: *Curling up next to Luigi*
Kai and Elenia:...
*Reaction to 'Northwest Mansion Mystery'*
Peach: Aw...poor girl, why would her parents do that?
Kai: They're idiots, why else?
Elenia: And they're spoiled too.
Peach: True...Aw, they broke the curse.
Elenia: Cute right?
Kai:...Back to the show ladies!
*Back to the show!*
"Now onto the truths! Pikachu, is that true about the region?" Kai asks.
"Most likely no, but you never know, it may happen."
"Yes! I am Sega's mascot after all."
"A new tournament? Of course we'd look forward to that! Though for newcomers? Most likely someone from a popular series or someone from the old tournaments."
"Nice, now our next Golden Guest is: luluproxy!"
"I DARE FNAF TO EAT EVERYONE IN THIS EPS NOWWWWWWW"
"...Okay. I guess that counts us hosts too. WE CALL FOXY!" Elenia and Kai shouted, turning small and jumping into Foxy's mechanical mouth full of sharp teeth. After dodging and nimbly sliding through Foxy's mechanical body they fell out of the opening in Foxy's stomach.
"Wooo! That was fun!" Elenia said while returning to normal size. Kai was turned back, but was still the size of a toddler. When they were met with silence they realized that everyone was gone except for the FNAF group.
"Can you...uh...spit them back out?" Kai asked. The group nodded and the smashers were soon hitting the floor and covered in wires and oil.
"Well then...Our next Golden Guest is: not bowser! Welcome, and Bowser this better not be you."
"...It's not I swear!" Bowser shouted.
"Whatever, but anyway welcome not bowser!"
"Dares
Mario jump off a cliff
Luigi mourn for your brother
Sonic drown
Bowser kill waluigi
Wario eat waluigi's corpse
Marth take the portal gun and trap mega man in a endless portal
Truths
Bowser when did you first meet peach?
Greninja have you ever seen the rain coming down on a sunny day?
pit do you want a girlfriend?
Samus are you a samurai?"
Kai teleported Mario to a cliff, Luigi as well, and shoved Mario off the cliff. Luigi then cried for his brother while Kai patted him on the back and teleported him back to the Kaishiro Mansion, while resurrecting Mario of course. Elenia summoned a shark tank filled to the brim with water and shoved Sonic into it. Sonic, in a panic, started to freak out and pound against the tank and lost most of his oxygen before drowning. The host and hostess unfortunately had to revive him. A tied up Waluigi fell from the ceiling as Shizaku lands next to him, sniper rifle in hand.
"Damn, this guy surprisingly runs fast. Too bad he can't beat the eye to hand coordination of a sniper."
"Nice job Shi, now Bowser, time for you to kill this guy." Kai said while kicking Waluigi towards Bowser. Bowser immediately roasted Waluigi in fire and tossed him over to Wario who gladly ate him.
"What exactly is a portal gun?" Marth asks.
"It's a gun that shoots portals. Duh." Elenia said while looking through her inventory for the portal gun. Once she found it, she took it out of her inventory and tossed it over to Marth. He caught it, but stumbled a bit.
"Alright, we need you to shoot a portal up at the ceiling, then shoot a portal directly under the portal you shot at the ceiling to the floor."
"Um...What?"
"...Shoot a portal up at the ceiling then shoot another one directly under it. Shoot the other portal at the floor tile directly under the ceiling where you shot the first portal, got it."
"Yes...I think." Marth said while shooting portal at the ceiling and shooting another at the floor. Elenia then appeared with Megaman in her hands and dropped him into the portal, where he fell in an endless loop.
"Now onto the truths!" Elenia shouted.
"I met Peach when I first kidnapped her. Honestly was expecting a huge fight, but didn't get one until later."
"Yes, plenty of times actually."
"W-What?! Um, no thank you!"
"What? No, I'm definitely NOT a samurai."
"Er...Next Golden Guest! Please give a warm welcome to: legs of god!"
"Hello and I give the hosts a human sized slingshot.
Dares
Bowser do a mortal combat fatality to Mario.
Luigi brutally murder Sonic.
Peach burn Sonic's corpse with turnips somehow.
Wario eat sonics fried corpse.
Gannondorf read moby dick by Herman Melville
Toon Link watch wind waker hacked
Truths
Link are you done with the game yet?
Palutena have you ever used your rejuvenation potion on people?
one more dare
Marth say believe it! As a catch phrase."
"Ooh! A new weapon! Thanks legs of god!"
*Time Skip because I have no idea how to do a fatality*
Luigi was shaking in fear and refusing to kill Sonic.
"Dude, we're going to revive him, just whack him with an axe until he's dead!"
"N-N-No-a!"
"...Panic-Button time." Elenia muttered as she fired the panic button at Luigi, and after a few moments he started screaming uncontrollably and swinging wildly around the room with an axe. The ironic part? Sonic got caught in the crossfire. After a few hits to the head and body he was down. Peach walked over to Sonic's corpse and put down a few bomb infused turnips that soon exploded and burned Sonic's body, it sent the corpse flying onto a table where Wario ate Sonic with ease.
"'Moby Dick'? What's that?" Gannondorf asked. Kai walked over and handed him a book.
"It's about the story of Captain Ahab's revenge against Moby Dick, a sperm whale. Heard it was quite good, but never got the time to read it."
*Reaction to the Hack Wind Waker*
Toon Link: *Is freaked out by some of the hacks* But not too bad I guess…
*Back to the Show!*
"Yeah."
"No. After the whole vegetable fiasco I never used the rejuvenation ever again."
"Uh...Believe it?"
"Okay, next Golden Guest: number 7! Most likely legs of god again but who knows?"
"I give a human sized slingshot to the hosts
Dares
Bowser mortal kombat fatality to mario
Gannon get that bitch a cannon bitches love cannons
Luigi react to mario goes berserk
Sonic die*shoots with bazooka
Kirby fuse with jigglypuff
Truths
Lucina can you guess who your most popular spouse is in fire emblem awakening?
Gannondorf is that dragon going to be a problem.
two more dares
Marth believe it is now your catch phrase use it.
Toon Link react to wind waker hacking."
"Thanks for the second human sized slingshot!"
*Timeskip again*
"...Okay, but to who exactly?"
*Reaction*
Luigi:...I-Is-a t-t-that-a M-Mario?
Kai: Eyup.
Luigi:...P-Please-a send-a m-me a t-t-therapist-a.
*Back to the show!*
Sonic dies again by a bazooka.
"Ouch, dude dies twice this chapter." Kai said while poking Sonic's corpse with a stick. Kirby and Jigglypuff first dance in a synchronized dance before fusing with each other forming whatever you want to call them.
"My most popular spouse? Is it MaleRobin?"
"Dragon? Probably, if it's docile then it should be fine."
"'Believe it' is now my catchphrase?...Fine, if it is a dare then I must stick with it."
"I already did, but you can the tape of it if you want." Toon Link holds out the tape to number 7 who gladly takes it.
"Alrighty our next Golden Guest is: Dat1WeirdChick! Welcome to this crazy ToD show!"
"Thank you Elenia.
Truth(s):
Dark Pit: Why do you call Pit "Pitstain" all the time?
Falco: Since when did "Hands off my bread" become a meme?
Sonic: How did you feel about that weasel named Fang having been scrapped from your games? And really, what do you think of Rouge and Shadow replacing him (Fun fact: Fang and Shadow are both gunslingers while the former and Rouge are both treasure hunters)?
King Dedede: Since when did people call your old Final Smash (that one back in Brawl) a "Big Gay Dance"?
Dare(s):
Falco: Listen to that Nightwish song called "Meadows of Heaven" and react to it
Fox: Put on a ballgown for 10 minutes
Zelda: Put a sleeping spell on Fox for at least 10 hours after he changes back to his usual outfit 10 minutes later (yes, you could even do that by pricking his finger if you want)
Wolf: Go to and try to find the "Wolf's Jail Time" series (yeah, that one about your weight gain) and react to it all
King Dedede: Film Wolf's reaction and upload it on YouTube
Two Robins: Try inflating each other with a helium tank (you could try to use a spell to turn off the tank once you did the dare)
Wario: Take a picture of two Robins inflating each other and show it to Lucina, Marth, Ike, Roy and Chrom
Marth, Lucina, Ike, Roy and Chrom: React to said picture
Palutena: Try to annoy Samus by singing a chorus part of "Let It Go". Expect a reaction."
"Hey, if Pitstain is able to call me Pittoo then I get to call him Pitstain." Kuro/Dark Pit says with a huff.
"How should I know? People are just making weird stuff nowadays that other people find amusing."
"You have to admit though, some of those memes are hilarious." Kai said while scrolling through his phone.
"I felt a bit guilty and pretty sad, but that's video game life. You either get popular or get scraped."
"WHAAAAAT?! People called my brawl smash a 'Big Gay Dance'?!"
"Yup. You looked extremely ridiculous with that final smash y'know?"
"WHY?!"
"'Cause your final smash was ridiculous and made a huge mess while 'gay' was also insult back then, I think it still is an insult to some people." Kai explained.
*Reaction to Nightwish 'Meadows of Heaven' song*
Falco:...It's honestly quite touching and beautiful...and familiar in a way.
*Back to the show!*
"A ballgown. A BALLGOWN now. What's next? Samus' cameltoe?" Fox grumbles as his outfit switches into a ballgown. Zelda then threw a sleeping potion on him and he flopped onto the floor face-first.
"Alright, while we wait for Fox to get up, let's move on to the next dare. Another reaction and it has to deal with Wolf!"
"...Please tell me it's not Mishonh From God."
"It's not."
"Oh thank-"
"It's more weight gain stories!"
"...F*ck you."
*Reaction to Wolf's Jail*
Wolf:...I officially hate everyone in this world.
Kai: What a shame, not much people that live here you know.
Wolf:...I hate you both.
Elenia: Thank you for the compliment.
Wolf: Why do I even try?
Kai: 'Cause you never know when to stop running your mouth.
King Dedede: *Filming and focusing most of the filming on himself*
*Back to the show!*
Elenia set down two helium tanks in front of the Robins.
"Go nuts." She said as they quickly tried to inflate each other.
"...What's up with them? They seem eager to try and inflate their other self."
"I think it's because they wish for themselves not to be inflated or to see if this match settles the argument they had before."
"Oh yeah, it was the one with them arguing which was the better ship right?"
"Yeah something like that."
"Hey 'Saki." Lily says as she tugs on Kai's sleeve.
"Yeah?" He looks down towards her with a smile.
"What's a ship?" Lily asked with innocent eyes.
"...Something you'll learn about when you're older, but for now it's best not to ask about. Now, want a hug?" Kai asked as he picked up Lily. Lily giggles as she nods and is soon engulfed in a warm hug. Wario started taking pictures and showed one of them to Lucina, Marth, Ike, Roy and Chrom.
*Reaction to the picture*
Lucina, Marth and Chrom:...
Ike: *Sighs while face-palming*
Roy: This seems pretty normal around here.
Lucina, Marth, Ike and Chrom: You have NO idea.
*Back to the show!*
"Let it go
Let it go
Can't hold it back-" Palutena barely dodged a fist that was aimed at her face before she ran as she heard an Arm cannon charge up.
"*Chuckle* Alright, next Golden Guest is: WeegeeTime! Hello and welcome to this show of randomness! Hope you enjoy your stay here."
"Thank you. Here are my Dares and Truths:
Dare(s):
Wario, Link, two Robins, Meta Knight, Samus, Fox, Falco, Wolf, Sonic, Greninja and Lucario: Watch the "No No No Cat" clip and react to it
Mario: Take a picture of their reactions and upload it on YouTube
Jigglypuff: Sing that infamous song of yours; if anyone falls asleep, you know what to do
Ike: Inflate Captain Falcon with a helium tank
Dark Pit: Use the pocketwatch to hypnotize Fox, Falco and Wolf into doing weird stuff
Truth(s):
Pit: How did you meet Phosphora?
Dark Pit: How did you meet Viridi?
Pacman: How did you meet Ms. Pacman?
Mega Man: How were you born?"
*Reaction to 'No no no cat*
Wario: *Plotting new ideas of using cats to gain money*
Link, FemaleRobin, MaleRobin, and Samus: This is a pleasant surprise.
Fox, Falco, and Wolf: Yeah, no kidding.
Sonic: It's like we get a brief moment of peace with this, even if it's a bit annoying.
Meta Knight, Greninja and Lucario:...*Not going to bother to say anything*
Mario: *Silently taking pictures and covering his ears*
Kai and Elenia:...Wow, that's a surprise. They're actually not complaining for once.
*Back to the other Smashers*
Jigglypuff sang, and nearly everybody fell asleep, the host and hostess didn't fall asleep and the Golden Guests were just chilling in their spot on their own personal throne. Jigglypuff chuckled and took out her favorite permanent marker and got to work on the blank canvas of the sleeping smashers. She went no mercy this time, vandalizing their faces AND clothing/armor. Drawing the host and hostess, worst fears and just covering EVERY inch of clothing with black marker. Once They woke up, they were in a panic once again, but Kai and Elenia threatened them if they waste time again. Ike pinched the bridge of his nose as he inflated the screaming Captain Falcon with helium while Dark Pit was hypnotizing Fox, Falco, and Wolf to do stupid things, like run into walls or dumping themselves into a garbage can or just repeatedly saying the samething over and over again.
"...Onto the truths." Kai muttered while punching Dark Pit in the back of the head and grabbing his pocketwatch.
"I met Phosphora during the war with Hades and Viridi. I think this mission was to take out Phosphora, since she is one of Viridi's...guards?"
"Same as Pitstain, met miss eight-year old during the war. She was seriously annoying."
" suddenly just appeared in the game and she was being chased by the other ghosts, and so I stepped in and saved her."
"I was made by Capcom, video game wise? Many other people."
"Welp, that's all the time we have here for this episode/chapter folks! Join us next time when we force smashers into answering truths and doing embarrassing dares! Hope you all had a wonderful Valentine's day!"
After the show
Everyone in the mansion was busy. Running around trying to find the right person to give chocolates to. Some were arguing, some were watching from a distance, some were blushing, and a lot were just running around trying to find their crush. The Golden guests watched the smashers run around, amused as they stare at their own large basket full of chocolates, courtesy of the host and hostess of the show as appreciation of thanks. The baskets were filled to the brim with milk chocolate, white chocolate, dark chocolate, vegan chocolate, caramel filled chocolate, mint filled chocolate, etc. Elenia on the other hand was blushing as she hands Shizaku her wrapped up chocolates. He gratefully accepted them and was blushing as well, he thanked her and gave a loving smile. Kai tossed a box of chocolates on the table towards Ayato.
"Don't think anything of it bro. Just don't want you to be alone on Valentine's day." Kai said while holding Lily and Hus.
"Heh. Thanks sis." Ayato gave a small grin as he popped one of the chocolates into his mouth. Kai smiled a small smile as he saw his brother enjoying the chocolates he somewhat made for fun. Master Hand and Crazy Hand watched the Smashers from a distance as Aya talked to them. Crazy Hand was laughing like a maniac, as usual, and Master Hand was trying to keep his brother in check, also the usual. What was not usual? Crazy throwing Aya up into the air as she checked her laptop and was constantly being flipped into the air. Lucina, Palutena, Zelda, Samus, and FemaleRobin were staring at the trio with curiosity and interest.
"How is she doing that?" Lucina asked
"A better question is 'why is she doing that?'" Samus replied.
"Probably for fun." Palutena replied.
"Yeah, but with Crazy tossing you up in the air?" Samus replied.
"Hey, as long as she isn't bothered by this she should be fine...right?" Zelda said.
"I have to agree with Zelda, the girl isn't getting hurt no?" FemaleRobin said while checking her tomes.
"Well...I just wonder why she's allowing Crazy of all people and things to toss her around like a ball. She is the Author right?" Samus asks.
"Yeah, she is the Author, I guess she trusts Crazy well enough to allow him to toss her around." Zelda replies.
"Oh! Shh! She's saying something to them!" Lucina whispered with intense curiosity. Aya was now standing up on the floor, her laptop nowhere in sight, and she was laughing as Crazy and Master Hand seemed to argue about something.
"She's patting them...maybe a signal or sign of something?" Palutena says with a tilt of her head.
"Hmm...I can't read her lips, what's she saying?" FemaleRobin asks, looking towards Zelda.
"I think she's telling them to stop arguing...? Oh! She taking something out of her pocket...What is it?" Zelda asks confused as Aya takes two things out of her pocket, they were wrapped in gray and white.
"It looks like...no way!" Lucina exclaims, her eyes widening.
"What? What is it?!" Samus asks, grabbing Lucina by the shoulders.
"Lucina, spill. What is it?" FemaleRobin says with a stern voice.
"I'm quite curious as well, what is it?" Palutena asks as she stares at Lucina. Lucina only points to the direction of the trio and they immediately look over. Master Hand and Crazy Hand were holding the wrapped boxes, the gloves slightly pink and silent now, while Aya was giggling like crazy as she hugged them.
"..." The group of girls were shocked, to say the least, not expecting that to happen. At least they know now who to call when the hands are arguing.
Author's Note
Yeah, I know. I still have a lot of unanswered Truths and Dares, but for now enjoy this little fluff for now. See you in the next chapter Creators!