Beybladers & Call Of Duty
What Does G stand for?

WolfBoy grenade kills PhoenixBlader.

"We are supposed to be having a quickscope match you girl."

Pausing for a moment to register what he just heard as the explosion vibrated through his ears, Tala then turned his head towards his teammate sitting next to him and pulled a cheeky grin on his dry lips. "Was that really the best you could come up with Kai? For God sake." The red haired Blitzkrieg captain mocked, taking everything on the chin today (for once).

Bryan shrugged without a care and began to focus on his soldier running around the screen like a predator chasing its pray. "I wish Tyson was here, I wouldn't feel so bad about the fact I'm at the bottom of the leader board." The Falcon beyblader announced, changing the subject from 'bitching.'

"Its because you're shit Bryan." Tala grins and aims his scope at the 'womanizer'. "Shit at rapping and shit at COD."

"And shit at beyblading." Kai added and pulled the trigger button first.

Kai MSR kills TheLadyKiller & WolfBoy.

"He just collateralled us!" Tala gasped in shock with his ice blue eyes widening. "That is just showing off now Kai."

"I'm just good at everything I do." The bluenette Russian cockily spoke and pressed a few buttons to control his soldier to throw a grenade into someone's spawn. "Wait for it…"

BANG!

PhoenixBlader grenade Kills TheLadyKiller

"Oh Kai you are such an asshole!" Bryan barked and slapped his forehead in frustration. "You need to get a life."

"And you need to stop potentially creating them with all the women you sleep with." Kai was on a roll today, until he witnessed a familiar name joining the game. "Here we go….."

HiroG joins the game.

Looking at the scoreboard, the older beyblader raised an eyebrow, he wasn't impressed, he was shocked by how bad WolfBoy and TheLadyKiller were doing. "Kai, do you take pleasure in picking on people?" The familiar voice spoke and began to scatter around the airport scene like a James Bond on a mission to wipe out EVERYONE.

"Its nice to see you too." Kai then banged his fist on the bedroom wall to catch Hiro's attention. "Why aren't you at work?"

"I got fired." Hiro replied and laughed along with Bryan and Tala before tapping back on to the dojo wall. "There was an old woman who complained about where I parked my car, so I told her to find something better to do than waste her remaining years by shouting at me."

Bryan at this point was crying with laughter, meanwhile Tala placed his hand over his mouth to hide the amusement that was building up within his chest. A pout left The Bladebreaker leaders drying throat and he rolled his crimson eyes.

"You are more stupider than your brother Hiro. One day, that honesty will give you what you deserve."

"Well it was more polite than me telling her to fuck off Kai. There was nothing wrong with where I parked my car." Hiro laughed and spotted an amateur aiming his way. "Uh oh."

"Smile." Tala grinned and pulled the trigger button. "Boom!" But he froze still when he watched his soldier fall straight to the ground, like a stunned animal. "The hell just happened!?"

Hiro ducked down to the ground and hid behind the nearest wall for cover. "I felt that bullet skim my arm." He sarcastically joked, before firing back at his rival without even looking through the scope.

HiroG Snipered WolfBoy

"Why do I fucking bother?" Tala huffed, slowly losing his cool, wanting to throw the controller at the computer screen. "Who invited you anyways?"

"You're too into this." Bryan huffed at his captain and fired the trigger button too. "Hiro!"

"I'm friends with Kai on here." Hiro then turned around to find Bryan on the rooftop above him. He then danced his soldier around the spot so the bullets would miss him. "We are going to start our own clan a few months down the line."

"You wish." Kai smirked and fired the trigger at the weakest sniper on the game. "What would it be called out of curiosity?"

"The G clan."

Bryan then burst out laughing and let his revolting and creative mind takes its toll. "G? What's it stand for? Gagging? Gross? Gay squad?" He just wouldn't stop until someone gave him some attention.

"And he's off." Tala rolled his eyes and stabbed a soldier in the back. "Have it!"

WolfBoy Stabs TheLadyKiller

HiroG ACR Kills PhoenixBlader.

"You f…." He paused when he reads the next script appearing on the screen. Suddenly Bryan laughs again. "The G spot clan are fighting."

Kai blinked. "If they were the gay squad, surely they'd be called…"

"One direction. Haha. Very funny Kai. How original." Tala rolled his eyes with disappointment. That joke was so predictable. "You should become a comedian."

"I wasn't going to say One Direction." Kai smirked. "I meant Westlife… Oh Hiro piss off!" His soldier collapsed to the floor.

"This love is unbreakable!" Bryan sings. "Oh that's such a soppy song."

HiroG MSR Killed PhoenixBlader.

"I think I just had an orgasm squirm." Hiro giggled and paused when he registered another loud bang on the wall. "I'm hoping that controller is as broke as your ego now."

"Piss off." Kai spat and sulked as he leaned over to pick up the plastic controller. "This things is probably worth more than you anyways."

Bryan then leaned closer to the television with tears of laughter streaming down his face, it was incredible to him how Hiro could really push Kai's buttons. More than Tyson could too! What a smart fucker. "Come on Hiro, spill the beans, what is an orgasm squirm?" The LadyKiller insisted eagerly.

Hiro perked up and sat his soldier down in a corner, to prepare himself for anyone who walked nearby his territory. "Well, basically it means you squirm with joy and pleasure because you keep shooting/killing your rival player." He explained and began to mentally imagine everyone's facial reaction.

Tala's eyes were almost rolling out his head, Bryan was laughing hard and Kai just tilted his head with a blank expression on his pale face. Wait for it – The Dranzer holder thought to himself, thinking of the 'virgin' jokes.

"Come on, we all know that only one of us here is a virgin." Bryan patted Tala's broad and tensing shoulders sympathetically. "He's a patient man."

"Very patient." Hiro rolls his eyes and smirks with amusement. "But too be fair, I'd rather be in Tala's position than Tyson's. He's been friend zoned for the past two years by a certain brunette."

Kai then muted his microphone to hide his giggle. "He's so right." He thought out loud, Ty and Hil would probably get on better too if they just went into the bedroom to have some delicious makeup sex instead of arguing all the time to get each others attention.

Bryan then wrapped his hands around his waist as a stitch appeared from the constant laughter. "I cannot believe you just said that about your brother. But you're so right. Tala can have any girl. Meanwhile Tyson can't even speak to another girl without tight ass getting ratty."

"Tight ass?" Hiro laughed. "Oh jeez. I don't want to know what you are trying to imply there."

"Oh Hiro, you know exactly what I am trying to imply." Bryan winked and took a deep breath to regain his cool. "How long is this match going on for?"

"Until I win." Kai unmuted himself and fired the trigger.

A/N: Oh man, writing this had me in tears of laughter. I absolutely love Hiro and he's slowly becoming my new favourite character in Beyblade. Let me know what you think guys and thank you so much for your patiences, I know I probably say that in EVERY chapter, but that's because I want you guys to know I'm so grateful to have such loyal users who enjoy my work. Lots of love – XOAnn13OX aka LittleAGranger.