CHAPTER TEN – For Nothing

This is not the real chapter 10. The real chapter 10 will begin after I'm done telling you that this is not the real chapter 10. Hell, we don't even know why we wrote this fake chapter 10. We were stuffing our faces with junk food while writing this and I guess we were high on sugar.

THE REAL CHAPTER TEN – Kakashi's Surprise

The next morning Sakura wakes up Sasuke by poking him a billion gajillion million times.

"Sasuke. Sasuke. Sasuke. Sasuke. Sasuke. Sasuke."

"WHAT." he groans.

"Go over to Neji's house and ask him if I can borrow his peanut butter."

"No." Sasuke slams his pillow over his head.

Sakura flips his mattress over and he goes down with it.

"Go!"

"FINE!"

Sasuke storms out the door and heads over to Neji's house. About halfway there he runs into Kakashi, who is at this time drunk off his ass. The two of them are standing five yards away from each other. All of a sudden you hear a flute playing in the background and a tumbleweed rolls across the road in between them. They begin squinting their eyes at each other and twiddling their fingers and crap like they were in some old western movie.

Finally, Kakashi makes his move. He slowly turns around and grabs the back of his pants, then quickly pulls them down and back up again and runs away laughing. Sasuke is just standing there with the facial expression that Ichigo had when Rukia said that he had to do the work of a soul reaper since her powers were taken. That face cracked us up, so that's why we're using it. We do not own Bleach or their characters.

Sasuke goes back home and abruptly slides open the wood door.

"Kakashi just mooned me!"

"Ha." Sakura grins. "I bet you liked it."

"No I didn't! Do you see the disgusted look on my face?"

"Faker."

"Haven't you noticed that I'm going out with a girl, and that girl just so happens to be Sakura, who's guts I hated once upon a time?"

"That's because you used to be gay."

"I was not!"

"Were too."

"Was not!"

"Were too."

While they're still arguing Naruto comes running into their house holding his finger, which has a splinter in it, bawling his eyes out. He runs around the entire inside perimeter of their house still crying, then runs back outside and runs away still crying. Sasuke and Sakura are still arguing.

"Was not!"

"Were too."

"Was not!"

"Were too."

Then Link from The Legend of Zelda comes out of nowhere and kicks Sakura in the face and she falls to the floor. Pissed, she gets up and chases after him as he runs away laughing.