YO HOLA CHIKAS E CHICOS! hehehe ^_^ IM SOOOOOOO SORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE! and i forgot to say that because i cant be bothered watching the anime fillers, i made my own up. this chapter would have been up yesterday, except my computer shut down :(
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i dont own naruto or naruto abridged. i only own my oc's, some of their powers and the new plot-ish.
WMPU- chapter eight- FIGHT SCENE NO JUTSU!
Last time on When Pami Meets Uzumaki
We all took a break from running to relax. "Oi Sakura, pass me a pudding cup?" She sighed, "Whats the magic word?" DAMMIT! I hate guessing games!
"Jiggery Pokery?"
"No."
"Hocus Pocus?"
"No."
"Pudding?"
"NO."
"Lolliepops?"
"JUST SAY PLEASE GODDAMMIT!"
"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!"
"Good girl, here ya go." As she threw me the pudding I heard a girly, high pitched scream. I turned around to see the most horrible sight I had ever seen in my whole entire life...
Naruto was on the back of Gaaras sand gourd, screaming like a little girl. I looked in the direction he was, after sweatdropping, and saw a small, but fat, white mouse scurrying past. Wait, mice out here would be skin and bones because of the lack of food. It must have been raised in captivity...OH SHIT!
A/N pov
"EVERYONE GET DOWN NOW!" Two voices rang out. Kakashi seemed to have figured it out as well as the juubi container. He grabbed Sai and Sakura and pulled them down whilst Tesa grabbed Gaara and Naruto and did the same. A second after they did, a medium sized sword cane flying out of the bushes and imbedded it's self in a tree, and a ninja jumped out from where the sword was flung and landed on it. "Anyone else have a strange sense of deja vu?" Naruto asked.
"Well well well, what do we have here? Kakashi the copy cat ninja, escorting the Kazekage, along with the Demon fox AND wolf! It's my lucky day." The man said with a smirk. Kakashis eye widened as he looked at the group. Naruto and Sakura gasped and looked at Tesa in worry, as she didn't know about Kyuubi yet, and confusion as of what he meant by 'Demon wolf'. Tesa glanced at everyone, then glared at the shinobi attacker, who just smirked again. Gaara...didn't show any emotion.
The attacker had short black hair, green eyes and slightly pale skin, as if he hadn't seen the sun in a while. He wore a dark blue, long sleaved t-shirt, black cargo pants, blue ninja shoes and a brown belt that would usually carry a sword. He was also wearing a pice of black cloth that had red clouds on it around his forehead, symbolizing he was part of the Akatsuki.
"Now come on out and play, Shuran." Everyone else looked around, while gripping their weponds. Tesa had her katana, Sakura, Kakashi and Naruto a kunai, Sai his paint brush and a scroll and Gaara had his sand ready. Suddenly, one of the trees disappeared and was replaced by another man.
He looked exactly like the other, except he had brown hair instead of black. "Must you let the enemy know of my presence every time, Tayou?" Shuran questioned. Kakashi glared at them both, "Shuran and Tayou Sanurashi. To what do we owe this displeasure." he asked. "We are here for Gaara of the Funk!" Suddenly, a voice could be heard, "ucha ucha ucha ucha Gaara of the Funk!" it sang in a high pitched male voice. "Uhhh...what just happened?" The princess questioned the Kazekage. He sighed in annoyance. "It happens whenever somebody says my title, Gaara of the Funk."
"Ucha ucha ucha ucha Gaara of the Funk!"
"OMP THATS SO COOL!" Tesa called out. "Gaara of the Funk!"
"Ucha ucha ucha ucha Gaara of the Funk!"
"O O O! I wanna try! Gaara of the-"
"Naruto, if you finish that sentence, I will hit you."
"...Funk."
WHAM!
"Ucha ucha ucha ucha Narutos a Douche!"
Everyone either smirked, giggled, laughed or in Narutos case, pouted as he rubbed the bulging lump on his head. "That was cruel." The twin brothers, after having finished laughing, got out their weapons, including the sword from the tree. "Now," The black haired one started. "are you going to hand him over and walk away, or do we have to kill you first?" Tesa grinned savagely. "I think I would like a REAL challenge, but you'll have to do."
She dodged to the side as the large sword came crashing down where she was standing. She swiped at Tayous head with her katana, but he dodged to the side so she ended up scraching his cheak. He growled. "You'll pay for that, bitch!" He kicked at her head, but missed and Tesa grabbed his foot and flipped him over onto his back.
Kakashi finally stopped watching Tesa to come up with a plan. "Naruto and Gaara, your with Tesa fighting Tayou, Sakura and Sai your with me!"
With Naruto, Gaara, Tesa and Tayou.
"Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Naruto yelled as he created 5 shadowclones. They started a barage of punches and kicks at the akatsuki member, which were either blocked or got threw, but didn't do much damage. Tayou threw kunai at the Narutos, dispelling the clones and wounding the real Narutos arm. "Gaara, your up!" Naruto called as he panted. "Hn" was his only response before sand came out of the giant sand gored on his back, "Funk Coffin." He raised his hand, before crushing it into a fist. "Funk Burial!" The sand around Tayou constricted, crushing him. "Ucha ucha ucha ucha oh yeah!"
Gaara just lowered his hand, smirking. But his smirk soon turns into a look of shock as mud seeped out of the sand instead of blood. "MUD CLONE!" Naruto shouted out as he looked around. "Thank you, captain obvious!" Tesa shouted back as she threw a couple of shiruken into the bushes where the ninja was hiding. He jumped out as he pulled the shiruken out of his arms. "Looks like its my turn." She turned to the man. "Lets go, just swords, no jutsus." Tayou smirked, getting his own sword out, "Fine," he said confidently. "your funeral!"
Tayou charged forward, while Tesa drew her own blade. She knew because of the size of his sword, she couldn't effectively parry Tayous attacks. So instead, she went with dodging the huge swing. She tried to get close to use her blade, but Tayou used the length of his sword, and his own greater reach, to keep Tesa at a disadvantage. Still, Tesa's speed, and higher skill in swordsmanship kept her alive.
Tesa twisted around, managing to get a quick slash at Tayou's arm. The wound was minor, but still, every little bit helped. Tayou growled, and swung down hard at Tesa. Tesa dodged, but Tayou reversed the grip on his swords handle, and used the leverage to kick Tesa. She went flying, as her sword fell from her grasp. Tayou panted, as he approached Tesa.
"You're strong, I'll give you that... you're one of the best fighters I have seen. But... it ends now."
Naruto and Gaara cursed, as they tried to race in. But Tesa was getting to her feet, her hand all ready pulling out a scroll, as Tayou charged forward. Tesa bit her thumb, and spread it on the scroll, as Tayou swung his sword at Tesa. There was a swift sound of metal cleaving through something, and Tesa and Tatou stood still. Slowly, Tayou lifted his sword, not believing what he was seeing. The top half of the sword was gone, laying next to where Tesa stood, holding a long sword in both her hands. Naruto and Gaara stopped, as Tesa pointed the blade at Tayou's throat, before Shuran came flying over, screaming and bleeding.
With Sai, Sakura, Kakashi and Shuran
Sai created 3 lions made of ink from his scrolls, and sent them to surround the attacking ninja, whilst Kakashi, who was actually underground and using a clone as a distraction, charged up chidori and jumped up from the ground, only missing Shuran by a centimetre, but was able to burn him all up his stomach and the force of the attack pushed him back a few feet, even if it didn't hit him directly. Sakura then leaped out of the shadows and punched him in the face, whilst Sais lions ran after the flying body, caught it, and bit it in numerous places. Once they where done, Sakura kicked him in the stomach, sending him flying over to the other group.
Everyone
Tesa smirked and put her blade away, as she turned to Kakashi with an innocent expression.
"Can I kill them?"
"No."
"What about maim?"
"No."
"Injure?"
"...fine, but they need to be conscious."
Tesa squealed in delight as the rest of the leaf and sand ninja just looked at Tesa like she was a psychopath.
"What?" The Juubi container asked innocently. "N-nothing..." Sakura just stared at her in disgust.
'Trying to act all perfect and mysterious, HA! Pa-lease, why would anyone ever want her? She's ugly and bloodthirsty and such a WEALKING! I could beat her up in ten seconds flat if I actually tried! What everyone sees in her I have no idea.'
Tesa moved her hands up, and as she did, Shuran and Tayou rose from the ground. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU WITCH?" They yelled in horror. The Juubi container just smirked. "Making you hurt each other."
Tayou kicked Shuran in the stomach and then again in the ribs. Shuran then threw a kunai in the back of Tayous legs and then punched him in the face. Kakashi, seeing this demonstration on the princesses powers, tried using sharingan on her, but for some reason, he didn't see any bloodline traits except for her usual Pami traits. He was also unable to copy her attack, which baffled him even more. But what surprized him the most, was that she had enough chakra to kill everyone on Earth, yet doesn't use much of it at all, and the fact that she had a demon inside of her too, one he had only ever heard in fairy tails.
Regaining their senses, the group began to tie the nins to a tree and interrogate them while they waited for the anbu. "Why are you here?"
"We're here to collect Gaara of the Funk!"
"Ucha ucha ucha ucha Gaara of the Funk!"
"That never gets old!" Tesa shouted as she and Naruto snickered. Gaara ignored the two snickering teens and focused his attention on the Akatsuki hopefuls. "I'm afraid we can't let that happen, Tesa? Would you like to do the honours?"
She nodded eagerly and hit them both on the back of the neck, successfully knocking them out. "Well that was fun...OFF TO SUNA!" Tesa screamed as she pointed at the sky dramatically...while everyone else just facepalmed and anime sweatdropped, except for Naruto, whom agreed and charged onwards.
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