Chapter 10

Byakuya blinked a few times and Renji's face had a 'WTF' expression written all over it. "Err... Shun-shun? Ukki? What's Smiley-man doing on that pole?" asked Yachiru, innocently. Ukitake gently escorted her away and then Isane realised what was happening. Blushing, she covered her eyes quickly.

Ichimaru Gin had started using one of the curtain poles as a makeshift stripper's pole and had begun an impromptu pole dance.

Byakuya silently wondered how much the former captain had had to drink and where most of his clothes had gone. "What exactly was in that drink?" he asked himself. Rangiku pushed herself to the front of the growing crowd of people. Apparently, most girls in the Seireitei were interested in male strippers; even Nanao looked mildly interested.

Matsumoto took another swig of alcohol and started cheering, starting clapping from the 'audience'. The lieutenant's face became redder and redder until her nose started to bleed. "Thingsh are loookin' uup!" she slurred, drunkenly.

It was only then that Byakuya realised what Matsumoto was doing. She was making her way up to Gin and attempting to 'participate'. Her shihakushō was becoming dangerously revealing as it slid down her shoulders.

Kuchiki-taichou decided to put his foot down there. Raising his voice, he yelled "All right!" and turned off the music. "I want everyone to sober up and leave!" Everyone stopped giggling, apart from Matsumoto who was too far gone to care and she burst out laughing.

Sighing, Byakuya facepalmed and everyone filed past him and out of the door, Gin and Rangiku arm in arm snorting with laughter and falling all over the place. He didn't want to know what they were going to do as soon as they'd left and he didn't really give a damn. All he could say was: "Poor Hitsugaya-taichou."

After about ten minutes silence fell around the room, Byakuya and Renji being the only ones left. "Kuyaaaa!" drawled Renji, still not sober. He approached his captain and planted a rough kiss on the pale lips. Byakuya withdrew slightly at the taste of alcohol on his boyfriend's breath, but felt Renji draw closer and push him onto the long dining room table.

"Abarai, think. Do you really want to do this?" asked Byakuya and he got the answer he wanted. "Of course Bya-kun!" slurred the lieutenant.

He started to undo his captain's sash and his own. Within 2 minutes both males were fully undressed and longing for each other. Byakuya didn't care the Renji was drunk; he just wanted a piece of the intoxicated man in front of him.

Renji grabbed Byakuya between the legs with surprising force and the captain cried out in both shock and pleasure. Byakuya returned the favour willingly.

Byakuya felt his eyelids half-close and looked at Renji whose face was exactly the same as his own.

Both males unvoluntarily gasped each other's names, the space between them closing rapidly. Renji bit down hard on Byakuya's ear and he yelled out in pain. Suddenly, a noise came from one of the corners. "Shit!" though Byakuya, panicking.

"Nii-sama" said a sleepy voice, as Rukia began to regain consciousness. Opening her eyes, she saw Renji and Byakuya on the dining room table both a little too close for her liking. "Oh...Okay." she said, and passed out again.