He took my by the hand too a forest which was near Woody's house and the trees from the forrest was what Woody build his house out of even tho Woody's house was actually a stone castle like Winterhell in Game of Thrones.

Draco and me stopped and sstood at a clearing were there wasnt any trees in the way but there was one tree and it was Jenny tree the talking tree with a face and if u don't no who jemmy TRee is then u need t2o geht out of my Face you pleniban!

So reverently we approach jenny tree and the clearing without trees except jenny tree is so super quite so quiet in faact that I can here mine own heartbeak which is thrumming steadily like a marching drum beat and i can also here Draco's heartbea beside me and for a second our hearts are in sync and it's sooo romantic and I want to kiss Darco soooo badly but he already has a gf and besides i would never cheat on legola exccept for the Tim e i kissed Kevin shields like a couple of hours ago but thst was different cos Kevin shields was im a band and i'm sure Logoless would understand.

Anyway we bowed to jenne treee when we where near her be cos she is the queen of the trees and bowing is super polife even if ura primcess yrself tahts wot my dad told me NOT MY FAKE BANDIT DAD my real dad the king of rohan.

"Melanie daughter of the kind of Rohan and Draco son of LLucrecia, riiiiiiise," she said in a deep crokey bluesy jazzy voice_kind of like a female Tom Waits tom waits is a pretty good singer like his voice is an acquired taste but he'\s written some really interesting songs check out his album Rain Dogs available im music stores and online retailers and srteaming services everywhere.

We rose like budding flowers in the spring (lol geddit) and Drac saiys "I have bought princess Melanie the Exquisite" and Jenny tree replied "yeah so it would seem"

So I was all like "how can I help you Jenny Tree"

And then jenny tree was like "As u may no I am at eternal war with my ecvil sister Jenny Death" and I was like yea I do know that and then jenny tree continues "well my secret network of bothan spies has informed me of that they have located Jenny Death stalking Hogwarts which is this wizarding school in Scott land and Scot tland is a town in England and the students are at risk and we believe that Jenny Death is hiding within the school still and trying to draw some kind of power from the magical properties therein so manybe shes still at Hogwarts?"

"So I was all like rreplying" okay so were do i fit into this hole predicament lol?

And then Jenna Tree says to me she says "melamie i want you to enroll at Hogwarts this year and go undercover and track down Jenny Death and termimate her life." Then she said "do it for me, jenny tree" and then she winked and one of her teeth sparkled which was impossible cos she was a tree and her teeth were made of wood.

"And jenny tree has given me the honour of being your partner for this top secret covert mission" draco eexplained impudently and I was swooning internally but then I was all like "k cool but can i bring my frienmds and jemmy said sire the more the merrier lol so I was like cool okay ill tell legola and Aragon and may be Jon snow to and we can get ready to go to Hogwarts and jenn was all like Great!

But then I asked "why have you chosen me pacifically for tthe mission tho I am just an ordinary badass teenage warrior healer princess with a gorgeous face and petty hazel eyes y me pacifically?"

And then Jenna Tree started saying something about a prophecy or something but then she started coughing so I couldn't make out exactly what she said but I think I got the jist of what she meant so I curt seyed and me an Draco walked back to the party but as we were walking back thru the clearing with no trees in it except for jenny tree who is a tree but then we heard jenny tree call out "THOU ART COURAGEOUS PRINCESS MELANIE COUGH COUGH"

And then draco explained later that if I helped him complete the mission for Jjenny tree then she would help with my own quest as retribution so I was like "what quest" coz I don't remember ever being on a quest all I remember is making love to legolass and daydreaming about making love to aragom and he drakkko looked at me really sardonically and his sardonic expressiom is pretty cute b t dubs and he said ,"Teh quesrt to heal the ppl of Middle earth from the disease of course! Dont u watch the news? Thousands more has died since you originally came to miffle earth from Philly!"

And I was like "the liberal media is so full of lies and bias and tbh all its doing is perpetuating a culture of fear to encourage ppl to place all their trust and hard-earned tax money in the corrupt big monachy! Even tho as a member of the monarchy I benefit directly from this so idk y im complaining about! but yeh" tho that being said I could vaguely recall something about an affliction and a potion concocted by my late uncle who is still alive btw he was just late to Finnish the potion he shouldv dun it earlier coz then more lives would have been saved!

And then he said "if you help me find jenny death then we will helpyou find d. obby and that is a promise.

It took me a few secs to remember who dobb y is but then I rember he is little golbin man who stole the vile of potion form yrstruly. I flipped my moonshine amber hair heroically for making the connection so quickly. I am spoppooo smart! But not like I'm a nerdy way or anythin lol.

so anyway we went bak to the party and I was totally exited too tel the others that we where going to be Hogwarts students and I wandered witch house (geddit witch house I have a girl crush on Alice Glass! but im not a lesbian but i dont have anything against lesbians or anything i'm just not one!) I was going to be sorted into and I hopped I wud b sorted into Slytherin tbh bc cos looking at Draco in the green-tinted moonlight I knew I wouldn't mind letting him slytherin! lms if u get the joke