Track 01 - Introduction
Hey their! I'm Erzsi Kalmar and I'm a witch from Ostmark. I'm a Land Battle Witch and the combat medic of the 78th Tame Witches. My familiar is a European jackal. I have burgundy hair which is styled asymmetrically styled with my right side bangs longer than my left side the the hair on the left on the back of my head being longer than the right. I kind of started styling it like that this one time my hair caught fire during a battle and the fire burned off my hair that way. It looked really neat so I styled it that way ever since. For my eyes they are red in color. I'm 14 years old, 5 foot 2 and weigh 106 pounds. Oh? You want to know my bust size? Heh, heh, heh, I see how it is. I'm a B cup. Not too big, not too little, just perfect for someone to get a hold of. I can make you feel good, and you can make me feel good back, does that sound alright? Doesn't matter if your male or female in my book: if your attractive, interesting and treat me right, then we'll get along just fine. Eh? What's the matter; cat got your tongue? Ha, ha, a little teasing won't kill you, just relax a little and enjoy yourself: we have one life to live, right? So why not relax and enjoy it!
Track 02 - Rank
I'm a Sergeant: most witches start out as Sergeants in the Military due to command structure and the fact that we serve in vital military roles. I mean, I've heard of a few of the more wet nosed girls getting ranks of Corporal or lower, but average and above witches wear Sergeants stripes to start. I can see why that is, I guess.
Track 03 - Dreams for the Future
I want to become a surgeon: I'm a witch gifted in the healing arts and as such I want to use my gift to help people when they are sick and injured. But it's one thing to be a simple doctor or even a medic. There is two types of anatomy that requires special hands to heal: the heart and brain. These organs are highly specialized and vital to a person. Only surgeons can work on them with steady hands and for a witch like me I have to know where best to conduct the healing process with magic. I want to earn tutelage under Yoshika Miyafuji and become her pupil: she's one of the greatest, most powerful healers in the world, so I want to learn from the best in how to better temper and hone my gift in healing. I'd also like the chance to bed with the Star of Africa, Hanna Marseille. She's so... beautiful... and strong... and famous! And maybe even some of the other famous witches that are out there. It would be a real honor to meet them and... well... "get to know them better", if you know what I mean. Eh? Eh? Ah, I'm sure you do.
Track 04 - Original unit
I served in the Federal Ostmarikan Defense Force, specifically in the branch of the Ostmark Ground Forces; 21st Border Rifles in the Medical Combat Squad after serving a year in the magical medical corps at eleven years old. During that time I had to hold off the Neuroi advance with my unit so that people could get evacuated. The Neuroi really hit us hard. I was stationed at my hometown to give people enough time to evacuate... lost my home town during the evacuation, I fought long and hard but... well, the enemy's numbers won out in the end. At least nearly everyone got out, but then I had to go to other towns that were getting hit as hard or even harder than that. It was much more ugly in those fights. After my homeland fell to enemy hands and used as a buffer zone for them I was reassigned to a lot of other fronts. Mostly in forests and in the country side, but I had experience with actual urban warfare a bit, about a little over five I guess. I was buried alive in a destroyed building this one time, got trapped in a void space in that time and couldn't get out until I was dug out. I could still hear the battle raging just outside while trapped, heard a lot of screams. It was pretty rough. In battles like that, it's a good thing I had my Stahlhelm, although I had to use one that normal soldiers use, so it had no slits for my familiar's ears, seeing as supply ran out of stahlhelm's made for witches, so they had to magically augment this one for me. It does fine, but it can be a bit uncomfortable for my familiar sometimes, so I just wear it around my neck until I need it.
Track 05 - About Clotilda
The Captain is a great person; she's nice, patient, but still carries professionalism and can be a bit scary if she needs to be. But I trust her completely in leading me and the other girls into battle. She's always there to help support and guide us, so yeah, she's an awesome unit commander.
Track 06 - About Ludwiga
I've heard a lot about the Krupke name, and when I heard that this guys daughter was going to be joining our unit I wasn't sure what to think. But upon seeing her in person I could tell a few things about her: first and foremost was that she and her father were two completely different people. She's a good person, always wants to make sure the girls are safe, even from the mundane soldiers, although I don't really get that part. She's also incredibly beautiful... but the way she carries herself, and that look she has in her eyes... it makes me feel like touching her intimately like that is something I shouldn't do, nor should I be teasing her like I do with other people. That's something I have to trust my gut on, so instead I give her nothing but respect; any witch born to a guy like Ekkard Krupke is deserving of it I think.
Track 07 - About Darya
Oh, she is such a pretty, cute and shy little girl from the land of snow; Orussia. Darya is by far one of the cutest girls I have ever seen. Aside from that, she is also our night witch, so she can tune into radio waves to provide us with boosted radio range, enemy detection and sometimes a little music. She also can use something called... what was it again? Chaff, I think? Apparently it scrambles up a Neuroi's senses and renders them blind, so that's really handy when both she and Noji are sent onto the field. And she also has that crazy ice magic, I've never seen a spell quite like that. But more importantly: she and Jenna are just the most beautiful couple. They are one of the two hottest couples in our unit. I'll admit, I had snuck in to watch one of their "sessions" together while hiding in the bushes. Yes: I am a pervert. What's your point?
Track 08 - About Jenna
Jenna's one hell of a girl, she usually is the one leading us Land Battle Witches on the ground on a squad level. It was between either her or Olivia, but Jenna was chosen due to the fact she was able to maintain good spatial awareness and keep good focus, although Olivia serves as her right hand woman. Jenna was always a very proactive girl and is very energetic. Although once she gets mad, you might want to keep a bit of distance from her or you'll get burned. Speaking of burning, her magical ability is amazing against Neuroi that gather in mass. She can clear out a whole enemy squad on her own if she wanted to. She and Darya are hopelessly, romanticly in love with each other. I just find watching them making love to each other really heartwarming, it really makes me happy seeing them happy, ya know? Those two belong together, and I just can't help but watch the happy couple when they're together. Hey, I may be a shameless pervert: but at least I admit it!
Track 09 - About Alannah
Our resident Australis witch has got a lot of energy, and she is a real sassy girl. I've seen how she performs in battle and thanks to her magic she is able to perform for long periods of time out in the field during drawn out fighting. Although she needs a constant supply of water to keep hydrated and maintain her magic. The Captain makes sure she gets her allotted water supply when that happens and I have to make sure she is alright medically after wards, otherwise her health could become compromised. It seems, however, that she is oblivious to someone in our unit giving her the eye. No, not me this time, it's someone else. Not that she isn't beautiful or anything, but the person that likes her is just too cute for me to snatch block like that.
Track 10 - About Brinda
Oh, she is the most adorable girl of our unit, although this is the first time I have ever heard of or seen of a Palian. If they are anything like her then they all must be cute little power houses. And funnily enough she said she used to be a land battle witch in her old unit. When I asked her why she got a transfer into Air Infantry she just blushed and looked at Alannah with this dreamy look in her eyes. Seems like someone's in looooove!~
Track 11- About Olivia
I really love Olivia a lot. She is by far the toughest, no-nonsense and fierce witch I have ever seen. I've heard how Liberion Marines are pretty gritty like that, so I suppose she embodies the training she's got. And she is so beautiful for being the biggest Tomboy in our unit. When we first met I managed to come to an... "agreement" with her. I love how a girl like that is able to become putty in my hands. I know just all the right ways of making her feel good. Heh, heh, she's one of my best friends. A BFFWB if you will: "A-best-friend-forever-with-benefits." Sometimes she plays it off like she's all aloof while in my arms, but if you read her body language, her voice and her eyes... you can see that she enjoys our "private time" together. Other times she just lets her true feelings out... and she's just so beautiful when she does. I always make sure I treat her right when I touch her, and she treats me the same in return. She's one of my best friends; so I always look out for her when she needs me, and even for times when she doesn't. It's what friends do, right?
Track 12 - About Hélène
If nothing else, Hélène is a talented, wonderful artiest. She always paints with such detail; it's like whatever she paints will leap right off the canvas. She painted me a few times, even a couple times I did nude modeling for her. I thought it would have been a good way to get an intimate report going but surprisingly she sees me more as a stunning subject to paint instead of anything like what I thought would happen. I'm a little unsure how to feel about that, but I guess it's good that I can inspire her to paint with such rigorous passion. *Chuckles* Well I guess I should be flattered then; apparently she catches me from every angle and a lot of people tend to have red faces and crossed legs at seeing her work featuring me in the buff. Turn on by artistic proxy, I guess nature blessed me that well... or could it be that Hélène's gift enhanced what was already there? Maybe both? Who knows?
Track 13- Nobuko
Noji is a pretty fascinating girl. I've heard of how most witches of Fuso fall under the roles of either Samurai or Shrine maidens, but Noji is certainly the first witch from Fuso that walks the path of a Ninja, or at least that I have seen thus far. There could be others who follow the paths of shadow like she does, but even if there are others, she's the only Noji in the world. While following a code of honor like others of Fuso, it's a code that seems different from the other Fuso people; it emphasizes striking quickly and cleanly and killing quick and clean as well, and seems to encompass a rule of stealth, subtlety and misdirection. Even with tactics like ambushing , recon and falling back or hiding she makes it come across as an honorable style of fighting. And when she is forced into direct fighting she still carries stoic pride and act on this code of honor she follows. Plus she can improvise; she once fought a Neuroi using a ladder: I shit you not. No really, I was there to see it myself! I'm not making this up!
Track 14- About Morgan
Oh yeah, "Molly", eh? Heh, heh, heh. She fun to tease. She a good girl and all, but she is a bit of a workaholic. Never takes time to slow down and enjoy herself, she's much too busy working. She's a damn good dog fighter though, she's almost as fierce as Olivia is, I think. Although one thing that really gets under her skin is when people do call her "Molly". Oooooh, ho, ho, ho, she gets so mad and embarrassed when people do that. She said it was a name her mother gave her. Her dad expected a boy, her mom half- expected a girl and they already decided on a name. But I guess they were both surprised. She took to her first name better it seems, but the fact she gets so bent out of shape about the name her mother gave her. Ha! It's funny! She always says the same thing too: "Don't call me Molly! Only my mother calls me that!" Well, looks like her mom won't be the only one. Knowing her, I'll have to be fleet of foot again; call her Molly enough times and she'll chase you across the countryside so she can beat your ass with an ugly stick.
Track 15-About Sydney and Valerie Radley
These two girls from Farawayland are one of the two most sexy pairings in the 78th. Yes, yes, they're both sisters, and twins at that; but that's part of why it's so fucking hot! The other reason is because of just how cute they are together; Sydney is the aggressive one in bed and Valerie likes being dominated by her "big sis". I'd be lying if I didn't say I cum like a geyser watching the two of them making love to each other. Hey, don't give me that look: you'd find it hot too if you saw them both going at it. But aside from that, I like how Sydney plays guitar and Valerie seems to see the best of things. I really like them both. I get to sneak a few peaks and so far haen't been caught... but I don't think anyone else in the 78th knows about it. Well, that's okay: i'm sure those two would appreciate the privacy. Well, my audiance not withstanding of course.
Track 16 - Ambitions
To become the world's greatest surgeon and to free Ostmark from Neuroi control. I also want to give all the love I have in my heart to the world and make people happy and relaxed. Wither though helping them having a little fun in their lives, keeping things interesting with a little teasing from a friend or even things that are a little... steamy. Though one thing that really helped me in honing my skills in sewing for treating injuries was making clothes. It's kind of a hobby: I like making a lot of nice looking clothes for myself and even some of the other girls...I've even made myself a few more... risque clothing, very liberating for the female form in all it's glory. But overall it helps keep my sewing skills sharp, I get a lot of lovely new clothes for my wardrobe and I even get to dress my friends up in pretty, stylish, fetching outfits so it's great all around.
Track 17 - About your striker unit
I field the 40M Turán I Tank Striker, it's well armored and has skirts to provide a little extra shield protection, which is vital for when I have to stabilize someone out in the field. It's top speed is 47km an hour, which is decent, and I also managed to get the magic engine tuned so I can pump out a little extra speed to get to wounded soldiers and witches quicker, although it's still not as fast as light tank land battle legs. But I make due, it hasn't let me down yet, and it helped me save a lot of lives.
Track 18 -About your weapons.
I wield a 40mm Witch Combat Gun. For a sidearm I use the Steyr Automatic Pistol Model 1912. The pistol may have an extended magazine, but it has the weirdest reloading action I have ever seen in a pistol: Although the magazine is situated in the grip, it is integrated with the weapon and is loaded from above using eight-round striper clips. To load the thing, you have to pull the slide back to expose the action, then you insert the clip along the guides and the rounds are pushed into the magazine. Who in the world designed this pistol and more importantly: why the hell was I issued this thing? It's terribly impractical!
Track 19 - About your Magic.
I'm a witch gifted in Healing Magic, this particular kind is called "Ether's Touch". My magic is capable of stabilizing people on the brink of death if I act quickly enough and I put as much of my focus and effort into it as I can. And aside from healing a person's body normally, I can also heal delicate organs like the heart easier than most other witches gifted in the healing arts. That's why it's called Either's touch in the first place, my hands are as one with the either itself to bind organs like that with delicate efficiency, and with it I can save lives in a way that only I can do. On top of that I also have unique shield control: I can manipulate my shield in a way to provide 360 degrees of protection from hostile fire when I need to heal someone on the battlefield, creating a protective dome out of my shield. I'm really glad... that my gift is helping people... that it's saving people.
Track 20 - About your homeland
My hometown had this old growth forest a little over a mile away that was filled with a lot of wild game to hunt. Everyone was very friendly with each other for the most part. During the season I often helped my family with the choirs required: chop fire wood, hunt for food for our meals, run other errands. A lot of people came to me when they were hurt and I managed to patch them up real good or if they were very sick I helped them get better. A lot of people I healed offered me a lot of money after healing them; I tried turning it down many times but they'd insist I get rewarded for helping them. I'd do it for free anyways, but my father told me that "I had to make a living somehow, why not do so while doing something that not only you love, but also helps people." I guess I can't really argue with that. Something else I miss is going into the forests and finding a nice, large clearing to gaze up at the stars. What with the crisp Ostmark air, the waff of fresh grass, the sounds of the animals close by. Building a nice campfire to roast some food for the occasion. And the stars are so beautiful on a clear night... I really miss moments like that.
Track 21 - Food you're good at making
I enjoy cooking up game sometimes like Damhirsch, or "Fallow Dear" as they are called. And I really love Vanillerostbraten, it's a beef cutlet dish prepared with garlic, salt, pepper, butter, onions, and brown bouillon, and normally served with fried potatoes. Mmmmm, makes my mouth water just thinking about it. And for ether main course or desert: Germknödel. It's a fluffy yeast dough dumpling with a mix of poppy seeds and sugar, filled with spicy plum jam and melted butter on top. It can also be served with vanilla cream sauce, but that particular part isn't the traditional ingredient. But I like it with Vanilla cream sauce: gives it a little extra flavor.
Track 22- About the life of the witches (Official Stance)
I'm a combat medic, so I have a duty to help heal the sick and wounded. If a soldier, a civilian or a fellow witch is in need of medical attention then I am bound by my Hippocratic oath to come to their aid. Even if I weren't bound by this oath, I help people anyways; because I want to help make people's lives happier and better. I want to help people as best I can, so that's what I'll do.
Track 23 -About the life of the witches (True feelings)
One thing about being a witch serving in the military is that you get to meet a lot of very fascinating, interesting people. And there are hundreds of pretty girls out there. Hell, I find myself going to bed with a lot of very attractive people. No one leaves my room disappointed in the morning... well except for this one guy. He wanted to go farther than military regulations would allow. That's a rule I have: men can only get to third base with me, girls get to reach home plate. That guy became a real jerk about getting told he couldn't take my virginity and tried to pull some rather ungentlemanly things on me. Luckily, I handled him; he was walking funny for two weeks after trying to pull something like that. Other than that though; everyone else was very nice to me. That one time with those seven girls: what a night that was!
Track 24 - Morning greeting
(Morning greeting 1)
Good Morning, did you sleep well?
(Morning greeting 2)
Hey, rise and shine, sleepy head! It's a brand new day!
Track 25 - Meal
Oh this looks good enough to eat. Heh, heh, get it? Good enough to eat?
Mmmm, delicious, that was really good.
Smells pretty good. Gotta make sure you eat healthy after all.
Always make sure you don't miss your mealtime. A full belly is a happy belly.
I uh... I think you might want to hit the stove again. I don't think this is even edible.
Track 26 - Afternoon greeting
Yo, how are you doing?
Track 27 - Evening greeting
Evening, are you doing well?
Track 28 - Before bed
Have a good sleep, okay?
Track 29 -Sending off
Well, I'll see you later, you take care, alright?
Track 30 - Reception
Oh hey there, you look like you could use a good pick me up.
Track 31 - Other lines
Boy, you're a real stick in the mud. What you need is a little spice in your life!
Oh hey their cutie, you see anything you like? We can have a little fun if you want...
I'll take care of you. You take care of me. We take care of each other, okay?
S-sorry about that.
Hey, relax, it's alright...
You keep it up and just do the best you can.
Track 32 - Incoming mail
Hey, I got a letter. I think it's for you.
Oh looks like a little letter, maybe I can take a quick peek...
Track 33 - Startup
I'll just turn this on for a bit...
Track 34 - Shut down
Well that was fun, time to switch this off...
Track 35 - Error
H-hey, wait a minute! What just happened?!
Nononononono, bad computer! Don't do that!
Oh crap, as if I needed more stress...
Why do I have the feeling that this is going to be expensive?
Uh... a little help here?
I'm so sorry: I have no idea what happened!
Track 36 - Enlargement
Oh, I bet you're the kind who likes them big, don't you?
Track 37 - Reduction
Ah, I see, you prefer them smaller? Whatever floats your boat.
Track 38 - Maximized
Wow, that's pretty big. Kind of like a few girls that I know...
Track 39 - Minimized
Now that: is pretty small. Almost as small as Brinda... but don't tell her I said that, okay?
Track 40 - Deletion
Well, don't need this. To the recycle bin with you!
Track 41 - Download
I think I want this.
Track 42 - Connection
Connection is up!
Disconnected.
Track 43 - Call
You've got a call, you wanna answer or should I handle it?
Track 44 - Answering machine
Hey, it's Erzsi! Just leave your message and I'll call you back, okay?
Track 45 -Fanservice (1)
Oh, you want to have a good time? I'm ready, willing and able if you are. Make me feel good, cutie...
Track 46 - Fanservice (2)
I... I love you. I love you so much...
You're very important to me so... make sure you stay safe, alright?
Thanks for being there for me. I'll do the same for you, okay?
Track 47- Fanservice (3)
Hey, unless you intend to treat me right, then get lost. You're the last sort of person I'd want touching me.
Forget it, you're not welcome to my bed or my body!
I know every inch of human anatomy thanks to my medical knowledge: do you really want to piss me off?
Track 48- Panties (or underwear in general)
Panties? Naw, they aren't really panties so there's nothing to be embarrassed about. Besides, I'm sure you're not complaining about what you're seeing, aren't you?
Track 49- Combat
Erzsi Kalmar, moving in to attack!
Hold on! Medic is on the way!
I've got you, stay with me while I heal you, alright?
Here I come you bastard! Firing cannon!
That's that last of them? Is anyone still in need of healing?