Return of the Evil Choujin

Eighth Arc: A Nice Visit to the Museum

As Neil soared through the air, he remembered how Nathan had beaten a similar attack and grabbed onto the minotaur's horns. Then he threw it into the air, grabbed onto its feet, turned it upside down and shouted, "FULL MOON DROP!"

This attack was more than enough to finally shatter the statue to pieces.

Meanwhile, Nathan was having a few problems. He was now on his back and ready to give in when Rosaline shouted, "COME ON, NATHAN! YOU CAN DO IT!"

Nathan then kicked the titan into the air, locked his legs around its head and shouted, "LONDON BRIDGE FALLING DOWN!" and dropped to the ground, crushing its head open with his legs. That finished the statue off for good.

"HIGH KICK!" Jasmine shouted delivering the move that ended the statue's life for good.

Then she remembered the others and ran off to look for them.

As Jasmine ran through the hall, a man wearing a cloak stood in a corner where anyone could see him, holding a strange remote.

There was another cloaked figure next to him, and as soon as they both saw Jasmine, they ran off dropping the remote behind them.

Jasmine picked up the small object out of curiosity wondering what it was. This was quite peculiar.

Nathan and Neil soon showed up in the area followed by Rosaline and shouted, "DON'T EVER WANDER OFF AGAIN!"

Then Nathan snatched the remote and asked, "What is this?

He then pressed the button and saw one of the statues come to life and he said, "Damn, this remote was made to pit us up against those statues! It seems that now that we have the remote, the statues won't attack us."

He then crushed it and asked, "Jasmine, did you see the owner of this remote?"

"I saw two figures, but they ran off," the girl replied letting down a sweat drop.

"Well, whoever they are, they're a threat to us now," Nathan said as the two cloaked figures witnessed the destruction of their remote and the first one removed his hood to reveal Skullman who looked at the other, Mongolo, and said, "That plan was a total bust. Let's try something else."

Then they fled the museum undetected.

Jasmine simply sighed and asked, "Is there anything else going on today?"

Neil and Nathan thought about this and shook their heads. Nothing was going on for a while now. The best they could do was sit at home.

And that's what they did. Today had been rough so they were more than happy to just sit at home.

As the whole group just sat around, Jasmine sighed out of boredom and asked, "Who wants to play a board game?"

"Sure," Nathan said, "We can play Go Fish! The rules are very simple!"

Neil found it quite ironic that a British man would be wanting to play a card game, but he didn't mind Go Fish.

After explaining the rules, the group handed out the cards and the game began with Nathan asking, "Neil, do you have any queens?"

Neil muttered and handed him the card as Nathan placed his two queens on the table and said, "I guessed correctly, and if your guess is correct you keep going on with your turn until your choice is wrong."

Then he asked, "Do you have any 8s, Rosaline?"

The girl grinned and said, "Go Fish."

Now it was Jasmine's turn as Nathan said, "Try to pay attention to the cards your opponent asks for. That is the card he has in his hand, and if you happen to have a similar card, you'll know who to ask for it."

Jasmine grinned upon hearing this and asked, "Nathan, you got any 8s?"

Nathan sighed and handed her the card as she placed her two 8s on the table.

"It's your turn again," he muttered angrily.

"Rosaline, do you have any queens?" Jazz asked, hoping she was right again.

Rosaline grinned and said, "Go Fish" as Jasmine had no choice but to draw a card.

Then it was Neil's turn as he asked, "Got any aces, Nathan?" as the man smiled and said, "Go Fish," as Neil angrily drew his card.

Then Rosaline asked, "You got any Jacks, Nathan?" as Nathan once again said, "Go Fish."

The whole game went on like this with Jasmine winning. The score looked like this:
Neil- 3 points
Rosaline- 5 points
Nathan- 8 points
Jasmine- 10 points

Jasmine was so happy with her win that she decided… to watch a movie!

Neil searched through Jasmine's movies. Never in his life had he seen DVDs in a person's home. He felt like he was in heaven.

"Who wants to watch One Piece: Clockwork Island Adventure?" Neil asked as Nathan sighed and said, "That movie was a missing quite a bit. Does she have Omatsuri's Island?"

Neil searched and said, "Yes, and you have good tastes! This is my favorite One Piece movie!"

Luckily, Nathan knew how to work a DVD player, so he slid the disc in and it was at the menu and everyone just waited for the popcorn to be ready.

While watching the movie, Jasmine actually started to freak out. Try watching this movie. It's one of the scariest anime-related movies ever made.

Neil hugged Jasmine during the scary scenes like when Chopper was eaten by the giant plant monster and the scene where Luffy was pinned to a rock with arrows. All in all, the movie was quite enjoyable, but Jasmine was shaken, so Neil quickly took it out and put in Spirited Away, hoping it would make her feel better.

Jasmine really enjoyed this movie, so she hugged Neil and thanked him. During the movie, Jasmine let out a fake yawn and pretended to fall asleep on Neil's lap.

Neil smiled and patted her head. Then he rubbed her shoulder a bit to make her comfortable. He was very happy now.

It was at this moment that Jasmine actually was sleepy and drifted off to dream land.

Ninth Arc: The 6 Emperors

Soon, the movie was over and Neil and Jasmine had both taken a nap on the couch. Rosaline and Nathan smiled at the young couple and decided to leave them be. The two of them decided to go for a walk as Nathan said, "Sorry you and Jasmine weren't meant for each other."

Rosaline shook her head and said, "I knew it wasn't going to be that kind of relationship between us. I like being friends with her, anyway. Besides, she and Neil are so cute together. Who am I to ruin such a beautiful relationship?"

As they walked along, something strange happened. A man appeared in front of the two and said, "Give me the girl!"

Nathan gasped and asked, "Who are you?"

"I am Mendel of the DMP," the man said, "I want that girl for myself."

Rosaline scowled and said, "If you want me, you gotta fight me first!"

Mendel sighed and said, "Okay, if you insist."

The match began as two certain people showed up out of the bushes and said, "It's time for another exciting match!"

Rosaline grabbed onto Mendel and slammed him to the mat as Mendel got up and delivered a choke slam before she could anything else. Then he punched her face repeatedly while she was on the ground as Nathan grimaced and shouted, "COME ON, ROSALINE! YOU CAN DO IT!"

Rosaline grabbed her next fist and twisted Mendel's hand before he could deliver another blow then she knocked him into the air. She then leapt up after him, wrapped her vines around his body and spun him into the ground shouting, "PLANT DROP!"

Mendel got up after that, seemingly in perfect health. Then he rushed at her and stuck his finger in her heart shouting, "HEART STOPPER!"

This attack was more than enough to disable Rosaline. Then a chopper showed up and tied her up, dragging her off towards a mountain as Mendel laughed and said, "If you want her back, you'll have to defeat our strongest warriors!"

Nathan had no idea how to react, so he simply turned around and dashed towards home in order to tell of what happened.

Nathan ran into the mansion about to say something when he just remembered they were asleep. Nathan snickered and repositioned Neil's hand to it was grabbing onto Jasmine's… well… let's just leave it at that and skip to the part where he said, "Wake up! Rosaline's been kidnapped!"

As Jasmine woke up, she saw where Neil's hand was and slapped him.

Neil glared at Nathan and said, "I hate you right now," as Nathan laughed and said, "Sorry, I couldn't resist! Anyway, Rosaline was just kidnapped by the DMP!"

Neil was both shocked and angry at the same time for 2 reasons, the second one soon to be revealed as he shouted, "ROSALINE'S IN TROUBLE AND YOU DECIDE TO PLAY A SICK JOKE? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

Nathan then realized he'd gone too far. He then laughed and rubbed the back of his neck and Neil said, "Jasmine, we'll kick his ass first then rescue Rosaline."

With that, the two grinned wickedly, cracking their knuckles and started to beat the living daylights out of Nathan.

Nathan ended up taking in quite a punishment then they were off towards the mountains to save Rosaline. Along the way, they met up with Dorykid who asked, "What's the rush for?" as Neil said, "Rosaline's been kidnapped!" and Dorykid had no choice but to join them.

And so, they ran to the mountains where Rosaline hung above a volcano. With that were 6 men dressed in cloaks.

Alice had come to support Dorykid as Mendel said, "Welcome to my death match! In this special match that we have legalized with the council, two of you will fight two of my men in a special arena that has been placed overtop of this volcano. If you win, we will free your friend, Rosaline, but if you lose, then we drop her into the lava pit. Remember, this is a death match meaning that you if you lose, you are dropped into the lava pit with her, and here is how the match works. It starts off as a tag team match between the two fighters. If the match is to last more than 5 minutes, then it changes and both fighters from each team fight in the same ring at the same time, meaning that you can't tag yourself out and get rest if you're exhausted."

Neil and Nathan nodded agreeing that they were the strongest ones there, but suddenly, a cage latched itself around Alice and took her up above the volcano as Mendel laughed and said, "This changes things! You brought a non-Choujin! That means we now have another hostage at stake! That means that there will be two matches instead of one to determine who lives and who dies! Also, my special Choujin choose their opponents, but luckily for you, since only 4 of them are going to fight, you get to choose who you fight."

Nathan thought about this and chose the fighter on the far right and the Choujin on the far left. They leapt onto the stage, placed over the center of the volcano, and removed their cloaks to reveal a large man made entirely out of metal and an African-American woman who wore traditional clothes of an ancient tribe.

"How fortunate for you," Mendel said, "You picked Ironfist and Lulu!"

Ironfist gazed upon the fighters before him to decide who he figured was stronger and said, "I choose Jasmine and Dorykid, two special Choujin in the databanks as two of the most worthy opponents I can hope to face."

That was it. Jasmine and Dorykid entered the ring. Dorykid sat out and said, "You can fight first, Jasmine."

Meanwhile, Lulu was the first fighter to go up on the enemy's side.

Dolce took over and angrily spat, "When am I gonna be recognized to the world?"

She then ran at her opponent and shouted, "HIGH KICK!"

Lulu easily grabbed onto the leg and held Jasmine's back against her neck and started to bend Jasmine's back.

"Man, that smarts," Neil said as Nathan nodded and said, "We gotta be careful, that's for sure. Lulu is from an ancient race of super humans. They trained themselves really well for combat and have honed cat-like reflexes.

Lulu continued to bend the girl's back as Dorykid just watched and shouted, "JASMINE, GET OUT OF THE HOLD!"

Jasmine heard this words and flipped her body around shouting, "METEOR FIST!" slamming her fist hard into Lulu's face.

Lulu felt a huge drawback after that. Jasmine was stronger than Lulu had first thought, so she immediately tagged Ironfist who took over. The robot look down at her and said, "Target acquired. Initiating battle sequence."

Then he held her above his head and leapt into the air clutching into her and then slammed against the mat shouting, "IRON WEIGHT!"

Since he was holding onto her legs with one hand and her neck with the other, this dealt some massive back damage as he threw Jasmine on the ground and then stomped his foot on her back in a continuous cycle.

Jasmine angrily struggled to get up, but she couldn't due to the heaviness of his shoe.

Dorykid stretched his arm out so he could tag her, but he couldn't reach. But Ironfist was a bit generous at the moment.

He looked over Dorykid as he held his foot on Jasmine's back then said, "Sensors indicate that this man has already defeated a heavy enemy. He may be more worthy than the girl."

Then he literally threw Jasmine onto the mat where Dorykid could reach her as the kid tagged her and took her place in the match and Jasmine rested on the sidelines.

Dorykid then cracked his knuckles and said, "You two have done well so far, but now you're going to deal with me."

(Of course, that doesn't say much. Dorykid has lost to about the same number of opponents that he's beaten)

Neil and Nathan then dressed up in traditional Japanese clothing, beating drums to a very good beat and sang, "Go get him, Dorykid! Kick him in the ass and make him cry! Such a man doesn't deserve to be called a Choujin! He deserves to lose!"

Nathan then bashed Neil over the head with his oversized drumstick and said, "Those lyrics sucked!"

Dorykid ran up to Ironfist and grabbed onto the robot's leg, forcing him to fall on his back while Dorykid performed the Spinning Toe Hold. Even though the robot had no toes, this attack still seemed to have some effect on him.

Dorykid continued his attack until the robot slammed his fists against the mat, shaking the ground and causing Dorykid to lose his grip. Then Ironfist knocked Dorykid to the ground and started to punch his face in a continuing cycle.

Dorykid grabbed the next incoming fist and held Ironfist over his head. Then he dropped the robot on his head and shouted, "BRAIN BUSTER!"

It was at this moment that Jasmine finally recovered from that last attack, but her ribs still hurt.

Ironfist felt his head and said, "Brainwaves... temporary malfunction! Lulu... take over... take over... AUGH!"

Then Lulu quickly tagged him and took his place. She realized that Dorykid might have been a much better opponent than she first thought.

Dorykid didn't need anything special to see that Jasmine was in no condition to continue, so he decided to just keep fighting until she was ready.

He turned to her and said, "Jasmine, try to ignore the pain as much as possible. You need to be able to fight soon! I can't handle two opponents at once, okay? Also, don't forget that in 3 minutes, we'll both have to fight them at the same time! You need to get better soon!"

Lulu nodded and said, "You catch on fast."

Then she ran up to him, locked his arms in place and looked like she was going to kiss him just as she kneed him hard in the gut. Then she picked him up and spun him into the air, clutching onto his body while it descended and drove his head into the mat.

Neil and Nathan both squirmed at the sight of this. Ironfist may have been the muscle and brain of the team, but Lulu was the strength and the skill. All in all, these two made a perfect pairing. It was as if they were set up just so they could be put together on the same team.

Lulu picked up Dorykid and threw him into one of the posts as he hit his head against the blunt end. Then she boosted herself off of the rope and kicked him hard in the gut. She ran up to the ropes for another attack only for Dorykid to grab onto her leg during the second trip and fiddled with his hands until she ended up shifting her face into the mat.

Dorykid then stood tall, but instead of continuing his attack, he ran up to Jasmine and asked, "Do you think you can take my place now? I think I expended most of what I had with that last attack."

Lulu simply got up and was slowly making her way towards Dorykid.

Jasmine almost immediately tagged Dorykid as she ran up to Lulu and shouted, "METEOR FIST!"

Lulu was getting very tired of being hit by this, and damn was it tough?

The woman then boosted herself off of the ropes, carrying the top rope in her hands and attaching it to the back of Jasmine's neck. Then she dragged the other one over and attached it to the Jasmine's midsection. Then she dragged the west rope to her side and attached the east rope to her legs and shouted, "ROPE BIND!" as the ropes reeled back in dealing massive damage to the four places and causing her to flip over with her back now on the mat.

Even though she was now in worse condition than ever, she still got up and delivered a high kick. Lulu took in the full blow and wiped a bit of blood off of her lip. Now she realized that Jasmine was a bigger threat than she'd first let on.

She walked up to Ironfist and tagged him as he once again entered the ring. Dorykid knew that there was no way that Jasmine could stand up to that robot after seeing her previous performance and said, "Tag me."

She tagged him and said, "He's all yours," and jumped to the sidelines.

Neil and Nathan were actually quite relieved. These two were starting to improve when they started working as a team, but how long would this last? There was only 1 minute before the merger, so they had to get a lot of damage in if they were to win.

Dorykid once again knocked Ironfist to the ground in the same way he had before, attempting another toe hold only to be kicked off in mere seconds this time as Ironfist threw him up into the air and shouted, "COMPRESSED MEGATON!" and slammed his body onto Dorykid just as the man had hit the ground. Now he had 4 tons of pure metal on top of him.

Neil and Nathan stood there in shock as everything fell silent. Had Dorykid been defeated? Well, this was really bad. Jasmine was their only hope now, and with only 20 seconds until the merger, this would not go well.

But, something happened, a miracle no doubt. Everyone watched as Dorykid's hand appeared from under the huge hunk of bolts and lifted it above his head. Then he leapt into the air, still holding onto the robot then sent him into the mat shouting, "HIGH VOLTAGE VEXOR!"

Well, things were finally starting to look up. As Ironfist recovered from the big blow to the head, he felt electricity coming from his brain and said, "Error! Brain in extreme damage! ERROR!"

He was even too broken up to tag Lulu, but that wasn't really all that much of an advantage. It had been five minutes meaning that the merger had officially begun and now both fighters from each team had to be in the ring.

Jasmine had no choice but to join the battle as did Lulu. Lulu entered the ring and whacked Ironfist over the head, and somehow, this brought his circuitry back online and he was ready to fight again. Meanwhile, Jasmine was still a bit shaken from the last portion of her battle. All in all, was this a good thing or a bad thing that Jasmine and Dorykid were now able to work together? They hardly knew a thing about each other's technique while Ironfist and Lulu were both natural partners and knew everything about each other's technique.

Dorykid gave Jasmine a thumb up and said, "Let's beat them together."

Jasmine nodded and said, "Attach your hands with mine and swing me around."

Dorykid grabbed onto her arms as she delivered her high kick to the duo. Sadly, the kick had done minimal damage to Ironfist while Lulu grabbed onto her leg and separated her from Dorykid, placing Jasmine's back onto her neck again, bending it some more. Dorykid went in to give Lulu a piece of his mind when Ironfist picked him up and the duo slammed Dorykid and Jasmine's bodies up against each other shouting, "HUMAN SANDWICH!"

"METEOR FIST!" Jasmine shouted, recovering from the attack and dealing another hard punch to Lulu.

Lulu braced herself for impact as Ironfist picked up Dorykid and put him in the way of the incoming Meteor Fist, so Dorykid took in the powerful blow instead, and this made him start to cough up blood as he lay on the ground and said, "You guys all suck!"

Neil and Nathan just watched and said, "They were better off without merging."

Jasmine did not mean to do it, but she went berserk.

"THOUSAND METEORITE!" she shouted in fury, coming up with a new attack and striking the duo everywhere.

Dorykid was rather impressed and the DMP duo was taking in a heavy beating. Sadly, Lulu had done something odd and suddenly, there was a barrier separating Dorykid and Jasmine.

To make things more interesting, their positions on the mat had changed, so now Ironfist was taking on Jasmine and Lulu was taking on Dorykid. It was as if Lulu had deliberately pit each of them against the opponent that each one couldn't stand up to. Jasmine had a lot of tough attacks, but they were all direct and couldn't deal heavy amounts of damage to a robot. Meanwhile, Dorykid's attacks were pretty slow and Lulu was really fast.

Dorykid was attempting to punch Lulu, but she was very quick. Eventually, Lulu came up with an idea that could defeat any man at any given time. She allowed his hands to latch onto her breasts as he stared and shouted, "SORRY!" and she kicked him in the face saying, "That's what you get for being a pervert."

Nathan noticed this and shouted, "DON'T LET THAT GET TO YOU! SHE LET YOU TOUCH HER!"

Dorykid's confidence returned when he heard that as he grabbed onto her and punched her uncontrollably then sent her into her own barrier with one really hard punch to the face.

Meanwhile, Ironfist had grabbed onto Jasmine and was squeezing her tightly, almost to the point where she had little room to breathe.

"METEOR SCARS!" Jasmine shouted, grabbing his face and leaving burning marks on it.

She was finally free as she shouted, "TORNADO KICK!" sending him into the air with a strong kick.

Ironfist was starting to fume at the head. This girl was more trouble than she was worth. He then decided that maybe he needed Lulu. Could it be that this robot actually had feelings... for Lulu?

Lulu was taking in a rather heavy beating, so he decided that he had no choice. He shattered the barrier with one swing of his fist and knocked Dorykid into a corner, coming to Lulu's aid.

Dorykid saw that Jasmine was about to attack and then ran up to her and said, "I got a much better attack than what you were about to use. My grandfather and Kinnikuman used this in tag team matches a lot!"

Then he and Jasmine joined hands, both of them going underneath the two fighters and sending each one into the air. Then Dorykid grabbed onto Ironfist's legs as Jasmine grabbed onto Lulu's arms, placing the two fighters together then slamming them into the ground at once and Dorykid shouted, "MUSCLE DOCKING!"

As they hit the ground and explosion erupted, and as soon as the smoke cleared, Ironfist and Jasmine were down for the count. Neil and Nathan cheered as Mendel grimaced and released Alice, but kept Rosaline in her prison.

"Is it over?" Jasmine asked, passing out and falling to the ground.

Mendel grinned when he saw that Jasmine had knocked herself out with that last attack and lowered a cage, capturing Jasmine and said, "Since she wasn't standing at the end of the match, she technically lost and is now my prisoner."

Dorykid and Neil gasped and spat, "THAT'S NOT FAIR! WE WON!" as Mendel laughed and said, "Oh, I forgot. The rule is that if one of your members loses before you win the match or at the same time, that person becomes our prisoner. Now I guess you have to fight all of our allies meaning that I'll pick the next ones."

Then Dorykid left the ring to be embraced by Alice, who was so happy that he'd won. Still, things were more complicated.

Meanwhile, Ironfist and Lulu just lay in the ring as Lulu asked, "Why did you break the barrier?" as Ironfist said, "Because meeting you allowed me to learn what love is."

Then Mendel, keeping his end of the bargain, opened up the ring and dropped the two lovers into the lava of the volcano and Lulu's flesh burned away in seconds as Ironfist decided not to live anymore and short circuited himself with a teardrop thus allowing his metal body to melt from the heat.

"Even though they were evil, that's just tragic," Neil said as Nathan nodded and said, "Nothing should be allowed to do that to true love."

As Jasmine awoke, she saw herself hanging over hot lava and started to scream.

Mendel laughed and said, "It's impossible to escape! Those bars are too strong, and if you got out of them, you'll fall into the lava! Besides, we're not going to fight over a volcano again. This time we're gonna fight over there, in the mountains to the West."

So everyone went West and found another ring set up, this time it was over a famous bottomless pit. Neil was even more scared. He gulped and said, "Well, I guess we have to."

Mendel then chose another two cloaked figures. The first one was a small otter man and the other was a vulture woman. (Unluckies from One Piece, anyone?)

"I am Mr. Salmon," the otter said as the vulture let out her majestic wings and said, "I am Ms. Bone!"

Then the vulture flew the otter into the ring as she stayed on the sidelines.

"These guys look easy," Neil said, and as Mendel was ready to pick them, two cloaked figures leapt into the scene out of nowhere and said, "Pick us!"

Mendel blinked and asked, "Why?"

The first cloaked figure said, "We traveled here so we could help these guys," and the other one asked, "Are you too chicken to face us?"

The otter felt offended by this, but not as much as the vulture. She was really angry, so Mendel waved his arms at them nervously and said, "Okay, okay, you two will fight the cloaked figures."

Then the two removed their cloaks to reveal a skeleton and a short demon. Neil and Dorykid gasped and shouted, "IT'S SKULLMAN AND MONGOLO!" as Nathan cocked his head to the side and said, "I'm sorry, I came in after the little demon. Who is he again?"

Skullman jumped into the ring as Mendel shouted, "EXPLAIN YOURSELF!"

Skullman glared at him and said, "We are here to prove that we are worthy of the DMP by beating two of your members! Besides, you guys were very harsh to us when you kicked us out, so how about this? We win and you have to take us back, and you can't kick us out no matter how many times we mess up!"

Mendel thought about this and said, "Alright, it's a deal, because if you lose, you'll die and we'll never have to see you again."