Hello again, my amazing readers! I have three more gifts (chapters) for you all this year, and here's the first of the three!

Despite what all of you may think, the title means "naughty" as in "Santa's Naughty List". Sorry to all you perverts.

But please, I encourage you all to read on!

R&R!

Three Naughty Boys

"VALDEZ!" Drew Tanaka screamed in anguish as she chased Leo through camp.

The Super-sized McShizzle had pulled the oldest Christmas trick in the book: trapping a victim under the mistletoe. He'd put his own twist on it, though.

Him and the Stoll brothers had enchanted the mistletoe so the two people were physically unable to leave until they shared a kiss.

It was brilliant, yet totally disgusting.

Over the past few days, the boys had pulled their little stunt on countless unsuspecting girls, all who got extremely angry and either chased them around or just simply punched them.

All for good reason, right? (A/N: Through if Leo trapped me under the mistletoe, I don't think I'd be very upset...)

Eventually, they'd made their way through all of the girls at camp.

Except one: Hazel Levesque. The Stolls had something planned for her; something they hadn't even told Leo.

Once both Hazel and Leo were together and not paying attention to anything except their conversation, the Stolls went in the kill.

They raised the mistletoe over Hazel and Leo's heads.

When the two realized what was going on, they became super flustered. That quickly gave in to the immediate anger that followed.

"Guys! Why would you do that!?" Leo demanded, his face flushing red. "Zhang is going to kill me!"

"Travis, Connor, please, just take it away," Hazel begged, her golden eyes pleading.

"Sorry, Hazel," Connor said, shrugging his shoulders. "The deed is done. You two can't escape until you lock lips." He smiled devilishly, a mirror image of Travis.

"Ugh!" Hazel crossed her arms and scowled. "I can't!"

"Would an audience help?" Travis asked.

"What!? Of course not..." Hazel trailed off when she saw the crowd that had gathered around her and Leo. "Oh no."

Frank was there, watching them. Hazel started to freak out, screaming at the Stolls, at Leo, and at herself, even.

"Oh come on, Hazel. Just kiss him and get over it," Connor prodded. Hazel turned to face Leo, their faces a matching scarlet.

"But..." Before she could speak, Leo quickly leaned in and pecked her on the lips. Then he hastily ran away.

"VALDEZ!" Frank called after him, his voice getting dangerously angry. He chased off after Leo, leaving a stunned and silent crowd.

"Someone's gonna be on the Naughty List this year," remarked one of the campers that had witnessed the whole scene.

"Who, the Stolls and Leo?" someone answered them. Everyone turned to watch Frank angrily chasing Leo, Connor, and Travis, his face a dark purple. "Or Frank?"

Yes, I know this chapter was a bit short. There wasn't much to write on this subject, but I wanted to do it anyway.

I hope you all enjoyed it, and that you'll come back tomorrow and the next day to read the last two chapters of the Twelve Days of Christmas: Camp Half-Blood Edition.

You guys rock.

-TheLegendaryPotterhead **Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and All That Jazz**