CHAPTER 10: THAT SHIT CRAY

AN: Okokokok! So finally here is my brand new chappie! YAYAYAYAY. It a NEVERSEENBEFORE! jafkljdslfkjflakd

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Seeing what they had just been through, you can't blame Sakura nd Beyonce when the very next world that they saw was an underwater sea fish world.

Beyonce was all "NOOOOO! Not again!"

And Sakura a couldn't blame her because she didn't want to see anotherh whale either. So she used the gummi ships patent whale scanning device. The whale scanning device scans anytihgn you need to find out if there be whales inside of it. And when she scanned the undersea world she said "Don't worry Beoyonce, there aren't waheles there, just half human half fish ppl."

And Beyonce was all "Well if that's the case!" She didn't mind anymore so they went in to land on the fish ppl world.

And once they got oout of they ship guess what! Now they weren't a hawt preincesss girl and a Moggle anymore! Well Sakura was still a hawt princess gurl, but now instead of having the hawt legs of a hawt girl, her bottom half was the bottom half of that beautiful sparkly rainbow fish from that rainbow fish book that my teacher who smelled bad used to read to us in kindergarden before she hit us all w/ the rulers. So yeah, her bottom half body was all sparkly and shiney and rainbow and perfect! And Beyonce was still half Moogel on top but on her bottom half she was half clown fish because those r cute and I sawed them in that one movie Nemo lol speaking of Nemo if it be Disney y r there no Nemo world?! Dose dumbasses 4got about it when they makin the games! Lol I gonna male them a letter and tell them how dumbfuck for 4getting it! They gonna feel SOOOOO stupid! LOLOLOLOLOL.

Anyway they got out and now they half fish and they swimming in the ocean water which a was salty but it didn't not hurt they eyes. I always a wonder why the slaty water never hurt Sora's eyes!? I guesss fish ppl is immune to salt lololol. That a kinda sucks those because if u immune to salt then ur pretzel is a not gonna taste very good! Lolo.

Beyonce was all "Woahoah! I can a swim now instead of fly!" And she was a swimming all around in the water. And Sakura did it too and was all "this is fun! I guess bein half fish I niot that bad."

And so they was swimmin fast and stuff all around and laffing and havin soooo much fun! But then! A big ol shadow cam and they looked up and it was a shadow made by a man! Well, kind of a man but not really because he was a actually a fish ppl. He had a big gross white beard and an a angry face and a princesss crown on he head and a staff liek teh devil in he hand. And he makin a really pissed off face at Sakura and Beyonce.

He open he mouth and say "U R NOT ALLOWED 2 HAVE FUN IN ATLANTIC." And lolol theres another thing! How they talk under water liek dat!? When I tried rto talk under water liek that all a teh water wnet into my mouth and my mose and I swallow it and go choke and then throw up chunks all in da pool and teh lifegarud kick me out and say "NEVER COME BACK!" and yeah. So how a come that don't happen to them?! Idk.

But anyway, then the fish man take his devil stick and swing it and hit Skaura and Bweyonce right in the face so hard that they pass out.

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Ok does dots was a to show dat time passed while they passed out. Cause I seen some a other ppl do dat w/ they fics. So I a wanted to do it too. Casue that a make my fic mo popular lololo!

So now that dose dots done and there be words angain it mean that Sakura and Beyionce were awkaae again. So they open they eyes (AN: which a didn't burn w/ salty water!) and they look around. And they in a thronw room place. And dere in the thronw room was a fish girl w/ bright red hair and a fish tail and clames on her boobs. And a next to w/ her was a lil fish a swimmin and it was a yellow and blue.

Ansd the fish girl talked. She said, "Oh hi there! U awake now! I'm Arial and dis is Floudner. My daddy found u and a cause u were havin fun he hitted u just liek he hit me when I a havin fun! U see my daddy a born w/ a medical condiction which make it so he can't a have any fun and so he HAETS it when other ppl have fun! So he make fun illegal here and he can do that because he king of Atlantic. And I his daughter and that a make me princesss o Atlantic! Thehe."

Beyonce awas all "Wow what a asshole."

And Arial was all "yeah I know. That y whenever I can I go 2 my sectret place to b away from him. Do u wanna come w/ us?"

And Sakur was all "Sure." Because she figured that a le thtme look all around the wunder water sea ocean fish world.

So they followe Arial out o the thrown and back int o the sea ocean outside place and they swimming and all around was a things like coral and fish and seaweed and cytoplankton dat contributes to da ecosystem and all a dat under watwer stuff. They see a dolphin a swim past and they grab a on to its tail and they ride w/ it and they all a have fun ahd giggle like Tehehehhehehehehehehehe! And they a see tutles and stings rays and lil jellyfish and stuff so scerene so beautiful so wanna takea vaction to Hawaiii. And then they made it to Arial's secret palce which u could teel when they got there bcuse was sign say Arial's secret place out sie the rock door. And then they move the rock door and go inside.

And inside was a kinda like a cave and it had a all dis random crap inside it.

Beoyonce was like "Arial whats w/ all dis random crap?"

And Arial was all "Oh its not crap it is my treasures that I love and my daddy can a never see them! They r human things and my daddy hate humans."

Sakura was liek "Well what do u know I used to be ghuman."

And Arial was all "Really!?"

And Sakurwa was like "Yeah."

And Arial was all "OMG. NO WAY . Tell me alla about humans!"

And so Sakrura did. And while she did Arial was so happy because sehe lov to hear that stuff about humans. And she was all "Oh I wish a I was a human!"

Sakray say "But why? You get to do cool fish ppl stuff."

And Arial sigh and be like "Well I am a in loev w/ a guy. Nd the guy is a human! But how can a we ever b toghet if I a fish and he a human. U know what dey say a fish may loe a human but where would they have sex together?!"

And Skarua did a not know the answer to dat one.

And then Arial was all, "Wanana go see my love man?!"

And Beoyonce ws all "Sure y not."

So alla dem went and sawm and sawm all teh way up a too de surface o teh water. And then they siwm up to a beach place. They a hide henind some a rocks so ppl can't see dem and then they a see some guy on da beach playn fetch w/ a ugly dog.

And OH YEAH that made me tink o ANUDDER thing! How a can a da fish ppl breath a water but then they a can a alsos breath a air too?! And so a can Floudner! It a just don't make scientific cents!

But Arial didn't' a know she didnm't makde scienticif sense so she was all "Oh dat's him! He name Prince Eric and he a major hottie!"

Sakur and Beounce just shrug caus they seen better.

After they watch Reic fo a while they go back a under water. Airal sigh. "It make me so sad I can a never be toget w/ Eric. I thin kI will die w/ depression if I a can't b w/ him!"

And FLoudner didn't want Arial to die w/ depression so she said "Well Arial there is ONE person who might a b able to help us. We could a aks Ursula to use her voodoo magick and a turn u inot a human 2 b w/ Eirc."

And Arial cheered and be all "Oh Founder that SUCH a good idea! We should go a do it RIGHT NOW!"

So the y started to a swim off again and Beoynce and Sakru adidn't a know who dois Ursula person is but htye think they should a follow Arial and Flouewrn in case anything bad a happen. And dat a was a gud idea because guess wat Urkala was da villain of dis world!

So dey swin for a long time and a far like past udderwater volcanoes and past canyons and da BP oil spillz and all dat kind of crap and a when de water start to get all dark and dirty lik da water in Mexaco that is a how they knew they gettin close to da evil plz where Usrsal live.

And well it been a whil since I a seen da movie but I think Ursial live in li,e a cave shaped like a scary fish or somawhat right? I think. Beyone was all "Um Arial and FLoutter do u guys really a think we should a go in dere because It looks kind of evil u knmow?"

And Arial wsa all "Oh don't worry I'm sure she a just a decorating 4 Halloween." And well dat mad sense so theyd all swim into the cave fish thing. And omg on the floos of the cavce thing was thise fukcing lil creepy things that were all GROSS and writhing and making dese gross noises like UUuuNNNNNNNNNnnngggHHHHHEEEEEENNNNNNNn. And fludder was so scard she screamed and I a can't a really blame her because it WAS SO creppy. So dey gurry and swimn past dat part and into a bigger cave and dere d e see at obese bitch sittin at a mirror and lol wut if I was a dat obese I would a never look in a mirror ever. But dey knew dat was de villain Ursual b/c obsess ppl r always a villain.

Areaial was all "Um hello u be Ursual? I Airal and cam here to get ur black magic help to a mak me human so dat I can a live on da land and get it on w/ a human name Eirc. So a can u help me?!"

And Ursual turn around and a when she did her rolls of back fat move like jello when u a swish it around in ur mouth expect she didn't taste as delish ass jello. She opnen her mouth and when she did he talked and said "YES I AM URSULA DA SEA BITCH AND I HAVE MAGIC. U SEE I AM OBSESE AND I HAV NO GUD QUALITYIES SO I HAVE MAJICK SO THAT AT LEAST I GOT DAT GOING 4 ME. U A WANNA B A HUMAN? WELL I CAN DO DAT BUT I NEED TO GET SOMETHIN IN RETURN CUZ I AINT WORKING 4 FREE."

"Well I am a Atlantic princess so I guess a I culd give u jewls and richs and stuff."

"NO. DAT NOT GUD ENOUGH. I LAK AT U AND I A SEE PERKY LIL BOOBS ABD A SKINNY MODEL WAIST AND A HEART SHAPED FACE LOL HEART SHAPED FACE AND I WAAAAAAANT IT."

"Um well."

So Usruakl smiwm over to Airaial and force her to sign a contract which is like a swear you make on paper and if you break it u get killed by da government. And den Ursual laff like AHAHAHAHAHAH. And magick light start to flash like a rave and ursual laff and laff eveil and Beoyonce and SKarua and Flounder are all scared and move away and Arial seep up in a tornamedo and dey she her shadow like when Sailor Moon turns into Sailor Moon yeah like dat and she was a naked like Sailor Moon and all hot BUT DEN she started to get all big and de shadow growed and expaned and got all saggy and THEN SHE WAS DA SIZE OF A HIPPOPOPTOMOUS LIKE IF A SAILOR MOON WAS A ACTUALLY AS FAT AS DA MOON! Like justimagine dat in ur mind like she was so fat she couldn't fit in a bed she was so fat dat she couldn't walk trough a dorr she was so fat when she steped on a scale it said to be continued she was so fat she had she own gravitational pull she was so fat dat when her beeper goes off ppl hink she backin up she wa so fat da Sroting Hat put her in all 4 houses she was so fat her patronus is cake. SHE WAS HUGELY FAT.

Sakura nd Byonece and Flounder all gastp and Ursusal laff like "Ahahahahah!" Because da fatter Arial got da skinnier and hotter Usurala got and she was gettin so hot it was like DAYUM. GIRL GOT GAME. And den Sakura and Beyonce and Founder gasped again and it was like woah.

And den all da magick stop and it was over. Arial was laying dere on da floor like a victim and she was obese and Flound er was all "OMG SHE IS SO HUGE OMG SHE NOT HOT ANYMORE OMG WAT IS DIS OMG. and oh yeah ps she human now too."

And because Arial was human now dat mean she wan't breath water anymore because lol all da sudden da little mermaid world decided to follow da rules of science. And Sakrua was like "Quick guys she needs to only breath air now we have to get her up to da surface quick!" So da 3 friends grapbed on to her and they would have swam her up to the surface but theyd couldn't because she was far too fat now.

So insread Beyonce used to a magic spell 4 lifting elephants and dat made her float to da top because obese ppl are high buoyancy. And den she shoot out of da water like a cork outta a wine bottole of lard and lander on da beach so heard she made a crater.

The others were like "wow."

But Arial was a so happy to be human dat she didn't even care she was hippo. "YOU GUYS I'M SO HAPPY TO HE HUMAN DAT IT DON"T EVEN MATTER WHAT I LOOK LIKE LOL I MEAN ERIC IS SUCH A GOOD GUY DAT HE WILL LOVE ME NO MATTER WHAT I LOOK LIKE I MEAN AM I RIGHT?"

And Beyonce was all "LOL OK U KEEP TELLIN URSELF DAT U WHALE."

And Sakura was all "Byeonce! Don't be rude! Let her keep her delusions as long as she can. The cruel and harsh fist of reality will come crashing down upon her soon enough."

Beyonce just shrug.

And Sakur was like "Well know I guess we should a go find Prince Eric so he can meet you."

And Arial was all ok! But when she a tried to get up she couldn't even move because she feet don't under reach da ground under her .

And FLudere was like "Well dat's a probmel."

Beyonce was like "Yeah. It would be so much more convenient if Prince Erirc just showed up and came to us."

And WHAT DO U KNOW. Dat's exactly what happened. His ugly dog ran up and he was a chasing after him. Da dog came and took a bite out of Airal because you are what you eat so now she tasted like Cheetos.

Eric wa all "MAX. Don't u know it's rude to take a bite outta beached whales? Da whales r a important part of de aquatic ecosystem! I taught u dat!"

And max de ugly dog was like "sorry."

Arial said "OHOHOHO I'M A NOT A WHALE I'M A HUMAN. BEING!"

And Eric was like "OH FUCK!" And he a jump back like a 20 feet cause he never seen a person so obesees. He was all "Welll, dis is awkward." And it was but it a coulda been a even mora awkward cuz you hafta remember Arial was naked cuz fish ppl wear no pants and her clames couldn't fit her fatness anymore. Butt in a way her fatness make it ok bcuz she so fat contain so many rolls dat all a da goods was a covered by layered roll fats! See! I a told you it ok!

Arial "LOLOLOLOL O PRINCE ERIC U SOOOOOO FUNNY! AHAHAHAHAHA!"

Eric "Oooo-kay then." "Hey, btw ur not da girl who saved me from a drowing on my ship when it exploded right?

Arial about to say YEAH! But Eric keep talking. "LOL what am I a sayin da girl who save me was a fine ass babe, not a whale. It can't be u."

Arial " :( "

"Well said Eriiic. I feel bad dat my god was mean 2 u. Let me be nice 2 u and let u com stay at a my cool castle until ur thigh grows back."

Arial was lik,e "EEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEESSSSS."

Sakrau was like "We should go w/ her Beyonce. Jut in case something bad a happen." So Dey decide not 2 be fish nemore and they wren't. Dey walk up and were like "OH! Arial imagine running in to you here! What r u doing?"

"OMG U GUYZ DIS IS PRINCE ERIC HE GONNA LET ME STAY AT HE CASTLE LOL U SHOULD COME 2!"

And so dey did. Eric used his royal forklift to transport Arial from da beach to he castle and droped her in de horse stables cause she wouldn't fit inn de door. But Sakura nd Beyonce were able to stayin inside in a fancy room and well it wsn't as fancy as Sakura's castle but LOL come on how could it be?

~1~2~3~4~

So dey went to bed in da soft bed and dat night Sakura had a craxy vivid dream like da kind I get when I take some of my mommy's lithium before bed. In da dream she was a walking in a bright and glowy mysterious place with no walls or roofs or floors or anything and it was like infinity and it was so profound dat it made Sakura philosophically ponder her existence and da true nature of man and his purpose in the universe. And after dat she walked forward and she heard a angel voice and saw like a shadow odf a person except it was light and white. It was a light shadow. And it talked and it said.

"Sakura I am a proud of what u hav done so far w/ fightin da Heartless and defendin da worlds. Dat is good. Now u meust keep doin dat and also come and find me."

Sakura was all "Where can I find u"

And it was all "At KINGDOM HEARTS."

Sakaura say "Kingdom Hearts? What is dat? And how do I a get dere?"

And da person say "Listen to ur heart?"

She ask "Listen to my heart?"

It say "Yes. Listen to ur heart.

Listen to ur heaaaarrrtt

When he's calling for youuuu

Listen to ur heaaarrrt

There's nothing else u can do

I don't know where ur going

And I don't know whhhhy

But listen to ur heaaarrrrrt

Beeefore u tell him goodbye"

And Sakur was like "Well that definitely cleared things up!" And den she woke up.

~5~6~7~8~

So da next morning at da breakfast table Eric was all "Hey Sakura u should let me show u around town and stuff today."

Sakura told "Ok. But can a my friend Arial come too?"

He be like "Eh, sure I guess."

And Sakura think 'Yes! Dis will be da time when I a can get Arial and Eric to fall in love!" She grin a victorius and look Beyonce in de eye and then a Beyonmce knew all that stuff she just thought to becauze during de travels Beyonce and Skaura were a getting so lcose a like dey had apsychic connection or something. So Beyonce nod cause Skaura always a have the good ideas.

So Sakura and Beoyonce go to de stables whre Arial still was while dey a all wait 4 Eric's manslave 2 bring de royal forklift back around so they can a all go. While dey wait Skaura fill Arial in on da plan.

She say "So Arial while we out on da town and stuff all a u gotta do is a get Eric to a fall in a love w/ and then a he will want u to stay and a marry him or a maybe even if ur bond a get soooo close and sooo strong u will a be at that point in ur relationship like where ppl can finally tell there greatest secrets: like u not relly a natural blonde, you was a adopted, you gotta third testicle, you know, dat kinda stuff. And ur stuff will a be ur really a fish girl and a hey, who know, maybe Eric will a wanna go and a live in Lantis w/ you! But den again a maybe not cuz ur dad would probs suck all da life and joy a outta him and make his soul collapse in on itself in mortal defeat, causing him to forsake his own existence and plead for the time when the mistress of death will finally come and take him away to the next mysterious plane of existence where he will exist unknown to us and the living ever more and for all eternity. LOL. So a maybe it a be a better idea for you guys to just a stay here as a humanz lololol."

Arial go like "BUT SAKURA HOW A DO U MAKE A GUY SURE 2 A FALL IN LOVE W/ U? WHAT DA SEKRET"

Anda Skaura had to think bout dat 4 a min or two b/cuz to b honest she a never had to a like really try for guys to fallin loves w/ her, it a just kinda happen and is inevitable part of nature just as the rising and setting of the sun or the passage of the seasons or everyone being held back a yr in school cuz 5th grade is really hard for everyone. So she say "Well Arial, I guess u a just b urself."

But Beyonce snerk w/ laffter. She do dat cuz it funny. U wanna no y it funny? "Lololol Sakura I know dat work for u all a da time cuz u a grade A hottie w/ da perfekt combo of looks brains personality riches and juicy t & a, but I juuuust donta think that gonna work in dis case. I mean yeah maybe if Arial still hot and not Uksula but dis is reality!"

But Skura shake her head knowingly. "Beyonce, Arial, we jut have to trust in da power of luv dat always come through in de end. And Arial, most importantly: Listen to ur hearrrrtttt when he's calling 4 uuuuu listen to ur heartttt there's nothing else u can do I don't know where ur going and I don't know y but listen to ur heartttt b4 u tell him good bye."

Arial "Well that definitely clears things up!"

And Beyonce all "LOL Arial's heart is a dude!?"

But a b4 Arial could dispute dat idea Prince Eirc and his manslave driving da forklift show up and a load Arial up on it again as it groan under the enourmous weight of a thousand truckers and then a they all finally ready to go!

So Eric, Sakaura, and Beyonce all a ride in a fancy carriage w/ da top down cause awwww yeah dey pimpin ridin' solo I'm ridin' solo. And a w/ the top up down they can a let dere hair dat was good hair like my mom say is good hair b ruffled in da breeze like on a tampon commercial and laff good naturely like dat too even dough no one in da history of de earth has ever laffed on they period I can a tell u dat. And dey could see all da sites too.

Oh yeah abnd Arial follow behind on da royal fork lift w/ da manservant driving it and she don't got da top down cause they no top to begin w/ and he hair don't flow in wind like tampon commercial cuz she too fat to use them and she no laff cause she too fat to happiness. :c

So dey all ride into da quaint a lil town dat a Eric was a prince of and alla da villager town ppl prostrate themselves as dey go by and offer up dey babies as ritualistic sacrifice so a Eric make da crops grow good dis yr.

Dey all stop at a da local ice cream parloor to a get a ice cream and it on Eric cuz he such a gentle man! Eric a got da Tin Roof Sundae a made outta tin, Beyonce a got scoops a bubble gumz, Sakura got a da super specul ice cream Sunday dexule ultimate suprize which huge but dont matter cause a Skaura can a eat ANYthing she want w/out gaingain weight dat one of her super powers dat anything bad fat she eat automatically go transfer to all da bad ppl in da world dat deserve to b fat, and a Arial hada get da suger-free transfat-free choloestoral-free sweetener-free taste-free fun-and-happiness-free plain-ass vanilla. Oh and a de manservant have to feed it to her bite by bite bcuz you guessed it her arms too fat to a reach up to her mouth.

After a all dat dey all go on a lil row bow to row in a pond while Arial next to dem in a shipping barge meant for multiple 18 wheelers and a now it sunsetting and a lotta fireflies commin out to firefly around and a create a ~mood~. It nice.

Eric: "So girls, tell me about urselfs."

Sakura saided "Well I'm just ur ordinary benevolent princess who travels teh galaxy on a mission to bring peace and rid all the worlds of evil by wielding by special pure of heart weapon and powerful magic, fearless in teh face of monsters and almost certain death, making friend w/ all I meet along the way and loving every minute of it but at the same time always ready and willing 2 sacrifce my own life for the greater good should it ever come to dat."

And Arial all: "…ERIC ONE TIME I COLLECTED UR CROTCH HAIR THAT WENT DOWN UR SHOWER DRAIN AND THROUGH THE SEWAGE SYSTEM AND OUT INTO THE OCEAN SO THAT I COULD PASTE IT TO THE STATUE THAT I HAVE OF U AND WORSHIP IN FRONT OF IN A PAGAN RITUAL EVERY NITE IN THE HOPES DAT ONE DAY WE SHALL BE PHYSICALLY UNITED IN THE DANCE W/ NO PANTS IN DA WAY THAT ONLY MAN AND WIFE CAN BE."

Eric: "…"

Skakura: "….."

Bewyonce: "…"

Manslave: "….."

Eric "SO Sakura omg I cannt believe it u have confirmed what I always thought was a true since the moment I lay eyes on u! From dat moment on I coulda see that u so beautiful in a way I coulda never imagine, but getting to know u today only confirm my hopes and drmea that you have such a pure heart kind soul and I a cant help but fall in love w/ you more and more each day.

WISE MEN SAY

ONLY FOOLS RUUUUSSSH IN

BUT I CANT HELP

FALLING IN LOVE W/ U

LIKE A RIVER FLOWS

THATS THE WAY IT GOES

I JUST CANT HELP FALLIN IN LOVE W/ YOUUU

LIKE A RIVER FLOWS (YEA YEA)

THATS THE WAY IT GOES (CAUSE I CANT)

FALLING IN LOVE W/ U

CAUSE I CANT HELP FALLIN IN LOVE

FAAAALLIN IN LOVE W/ U"

Beyonce: "….."

Manslave: " :D "

Arial: " D: ?"

Sakura: "…..oh Eric, that was…lovely. And Im soooo touched dat u feel that way. Like that u love me and stuff. But u see Im on dis mission to find Kingdom Hearts and find my One True Love *cough which isn't u cough* and save the universe and stuff so u see to you I am like the cherry blossoms that grow once every spring: soul-wrenchingly beautiful, inspiring love in all that see, but da same time ephemeral and w/ u for only a short time b4 I must leave u once again. Do u see?"

Eric: "WAAAAHHHHH! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! WAAaaaAAAaaWWWWWw! WHHHHYYYYY? WAAAHWAHHHWAHH!"

Beyonce: "Well dis is awkward."

So Prince erirc cried all da way home and as dey rode home in da fancy carriage w/ de top down his tears flew into de wind sideways like if rain fell down sideways from heaven bcuz da angels were crying. Sideways.

Anyway the next morning Sakura and Boyonce and Arial and Erik and Max and da Manslave all meet up on da beach. Sakura say, "Well u guys its about time 4 me and Beyonce to be going on to nother world now so I guess this is goodby."

And Erir wakl up to Sakura and take her hand in a his and say "Skaura I am a so sorry 4 way I acted yesterday. I a cam home and I a look meself in da mirror and I slap meself and a put on my Big Boy Panties and a realize that now just not de time 4 u to be a settling down w/ some1 and becomming his princess and carrying pregnancy after pregnancy until ur jugs can hit the floor the way women are supposed to once dey stop being hot and r no longer useful. U r just not at dat point in ur life yet. And dat's ok. Ok bcuz I am a willing to wait 4 u. And I vow to faithfully wait and remain half a virgin until da day u can return to me and a finaly b my wife. I swear."

And Sakurara said "Um, eh heh, ok." And she quickly go a over to Arial who was a w/ the fugly dog Max a sitting w/ next to her. "Oh Arial, I so sorry that u sold ur bangin' bod and became human and it was a all 4 nothing."

But Arial sigh w/ wisdom and say, "Oh Sakkura, it ok. All work out fine in end. U see, last nite after we back Max come and confess he love to me! He say he always feelt like dis since we was in jr. high school but he a jut only now came up w/ da courage to tell me! So u see we are a getting married! Now da seaweed really IS greener in somebody elses lake!"

Arial lean over and a give Max a big kiss and a Max lean over and lick his ass. Love.

Sakura "…..Well ok I guess then we could stay fer urguy's wedding."

So they did and the wedding was a on a big fancy cruise shipt dat prince Rric paid for bcuz Max was his dog/half-brother so they a could afford to get a custom made dog groom tuxedo and accustom made Jabba da Hutt fitting wedding dress. Dere was streamers and lots a guests and a rainbow in da sky and ppl cheered 4 a the bride and groomed.

And Arial was all, "Sakura and beoyonce cud u guyz sing 4 us as we a walk down de aisle. It would a be beautiful and a mean so much to us."

And Skaura and Beyonce got some mics and they did

*THUG ASS BEAT*

[Sakura]

"BALL SO HARD MOTHAFUCKAS WANNA FIND ME

THAT SHIT CRAY [x3]"

[Beyonce]

"SHE SAID YE CAN WE GET MARRIED AT THE MAAAALL?

I SAID LOOK U NEED 2 CRAWL 'FORE YOU BALL

COME AND MEET ME IN THE BATHROOM STAAALL

AND SHOW ME Y U DESERVE TO HAVE IT ALL

BALL SO HARD

THAT SHIT CRAY (THAT SHIT CRAY), AINT IT JAY?

BALL SO HARD

WHAT SHE ORDER (WHAT SHE ORDER), FISH FILET

BALL SO HARD

YOUR WHIP SO COLD (WHIP SO COLD), THIS OLD THING

BALL SO HARD"

*DROP DA MIC*