District 10...
…With your judges: Dib, Tak, & Toby! Now prepare for Non-Human Idol!…
Dib didn't quite know where he was. He was on something rather soft, and all around him was a peaceful sky. He turned his head a bit to see he was sitting on a cloud.
"Oh no!" he wailed crying, "Am I dead!?" he screamed to no one in particular, as there was no one around, "I'm dead, aren't I? This is horrible! I've let everybody down…even more so. I failed Tak! She's probably being shot by those horrible gang-bangers right now!"
"Don't be so sure." A female British-voiced accent spoke.
"What the-? Tak! Where are you!?" he screamed all around. Tak was leaning over him when he laid back down, with their face, very, very…VERY close.
"How you doing, sexy?"
"Huh?" he asked completely tongue tied. She then came around and sat by his side. And he could see that she was wearing a revealing night-gown. He merely drooled.
"…Tak?…"
"Yes, hon?"
"….Uh….um…Are we dead?…."
"Of course not!"
"But…Uh…where are we?….This place looks like heaven…."
"Dib" she said seductively, while in advancing even more, "You're gonna be in heaven soon enough"
Dib was unsure what to do, but he knew he was really enjoying this moment.
"Well? What're you waiting for? Go nuts."
He couldn't believe his ears. Was this really happening? He didn't know. All he knew was he wanted to do this. He longed for her, and she was offering herself to him. Without any more thought, he rapped his arms around her pressed his lips against her face. He felt so frisky. The entire world around him started to fade to white, and suddenly, everything went fuzzy.
***
He had his eyes closed, kissing the girl he loved, but could feel her struggling to get away from him. Confused, he opened his eyes to find himself in their shack again. And when his eyes slowly panned down, expecting to see Tak, he found out he was kissing……TOBY!
Horrified, he pushed him away, and turned to his side, heaving his guts out. He coughed, and turned onto his back.
"Hey!" a female voice broke out from behind him laughing, "Back off! He's mine!"
"Huh? What the-? Where am I? And who are you?" he asked queasily.
"Long story. I'm El! And you just made out with my boy-friend!!!" she shrieked. She was laughing so hard she was tearing up. Seriously, without her laughing, the tears you saw running down her face would make you think she just had her appendix burst. If Irkens even have those…
"What the-? Boy-friend? You mean you and Toby-"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" Toby screeched, wiping his mouth, "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING KISSING ME!!??"
"I'm sorry, I-"
"YOU USED YOUR TONGUE!"
"Toby! What am I doing here in the shack again?! Last time I checked, me and Tak were being beaten-"
Something in his mind suddenly switched on like a light-bulb.
"OH MY GOD! TOBY, WHERE'S TAK!!!!???"
"Relax! Jesus Christ! She is fine!" he said, spitting on the ground from what Dib just did to him.
"BUT WHERE IS SHE!!?" He cried.
"Look! She is right there beside you!"
"Huh?"
"Right there. Next to you. On the couch." Toby grunted. Dib turned his head to the left of him and saw Tak, sleeping, and cuddled up with him, smiling. Dib's face instantly became warm, and he knew he was blushing BIG TIME.
"Yeah" he heard Toby's girlfriend, who he found out was named El spoke, "It should be nice for you two love-birds, considering you've got it bad for each other."
"WHAT!?" Dib squealed nervously. Did everyone know? "I don't "have it bad" for her!"
"Oh really?" Toby said smirking, "Let us see. Last time I checked, you have always been hanging around with her, complementing her at every turn, there is never a moment when you are NOT blushing, and right now you were mumbling about her in your sleep before passionately embracing me. And I know you are not gay."
Dib was completely dumbfounded. Had he really been noticing that much? Well, it would be a challenge NOT to see it. He was right. Right about everything. He did love her. He turned back and faced her. She looked so peaceful, sleeping. He tried to move a little, and her reflexes immediately kicked in and she grabbed onto him. Dib was shocked, but smiled, and slowly laid back down. As he did, she cuddled up closer, and nuzzled him in her sleep. And he didn't have any problem with that at all.
"Well, umm, we better be going. She got shot in the hand-"
"WHAT!?"
"Do not worry, Dib! She is fine! I fixed her up and was able to dislodge the bullet! She's just tired from the anesthetic! You should be too, considering All the medical work I had to do on you."
Dib sighed from some of the pain he was feeling from his injuries. He looked at Tak again. She looked so comfortable. He knew she was in no type of pain.
"Now then, me and El, are, umm, going in the bedroom for now, to, uhh, give you guys some space. Let me know when she wakes up."
The two went through the other door that Dib and Tak first met up again when he infiltrated their shack. He kept thinking about her. And she was right next to him!….asleep….with no one else around….His thoughts suddenly turned into sexual situations, and he panted a little, thinking of them all. But no. He wasn't a rapist. He would never do that to her. Ever. And anybody who did, he would made sure they died the most gruesome death imaginable. Bu he still wanted to be with her, even though she didn't feel the same way. But, he had to just suck it up. Some people you have feelings for don't like you in the same way. He had asked a lot of girls out when he was in Skool to know that. They all thought he was crazy. Except her. He started to get depressed, and he decided to try and enjoy the small moments he was having, such as right now.
"Oh, Dib…" she spoke passionately.
"What?" he asked, "Tak, are you awake?" He shook her little, but no avail. He then tried flicking her antenna, but she didn't pulverize him. She just laid there with her eyes closed. She was asleep.
"Dib, you handsome devil! You know just how to please me!" she said, moaning.
"Is…Is she dreaming…about me?"
"Oh Dib, you look even cuter then when I first met you!" she laughed.
"Oh my god! She is dreaming about me!" he said, smiling.
"Y'know, I had such a HUGE crush on you back then…"
Dib's iris soon took up his whole eyeball. (Remember, one is an Irken eye now) He couldn't believe what he just heard. He nearly had a heart-attack from joy right then and there. She felt the same way! Or did she? He needed to know for sure. So, he decided he might be able to talk to her since she was talking out loud while she slept.
"Hey, umm, gorgeous, did you say you had a crush on me back then?" he quietly asked her. He feared he might wake her up, but he didn't.
"Are you kidding? I practically made that ON/OFF switch bigger than life! All I cared about back then was ruling the Earth and being an Invader, but that all changed once I met you! I kept saying to just use you, but I completely fell in love! So, I kept making flaws on purpose to my machine so I could stay, and it worked. But, as all of the molten core got sucked back into the Earth, something happened to Mimi, and Zim was able to blast me away. I wanted to stay there with you so badly…"
Dib couldn't believe it. He was smiling like a Hyena hyped out on laughing-gas.
"…And now" she continued, "You're back here with me. Oh, god. I'm so glad you feel the same way…"
Dib was smiling so much his face almost tore. He looked down at her. He couldn't help himself. He moved closer to her, and kissed her. Smack-dab on the lips. He was French-kissing her, probably even more then a French-man could ever do. He pulled away, and rested his head down. Suddenly he heard a yawn. He looked down to see he starting to wake up. She opened her eyes and stared directly at him.
"Dib?…" she yawned. She then realized she was sleeping so close to him. She shot up and blushed so many shades of purple that it started to look like a whole new color.
"Dib! What the-! The members! Beating us! Where are we?!"
"Tak, we're at your shack." he said tenderly. He chose not to tell her what she had said about him in her sleep.
"Oh right….They saved us…."
"Wait, who saved us?"
"Umm, uhh, I….could you get Toby for me?" she said nervously, trying to change the subject.
"Um, yeah! Sure!" he nervously assured, "I was supposed to call him when you woke up…so…yeah….TOBY! She's awake!"
Thumping was heard from the other room, and suddenly Toby appeared. His clothes were wrinkled, and he was very sweaty. He adjusted his pants and tucked in his shirt, and he pulled out a moldy old rag from one of his trash-bags and wiped his face off.
"Oh thank god!" he smiled, panting, "Tak, are you feeling any better?"
Tak looked at him awkwardly and raised a non-existent eyebrow.
"Yeah…Toby, what were you doing in there?…"
"Um…I…er…"
"Toby" El's voice broke through, "Are you okay?"
She stepped out and straightened up her clothes. Tak fell off the couch right then and there.
"El?!" she screamed in disbelief, "But…The incident…you're alive?!"
"Yes Tak, I survived…"
"I'm so sorry!" Tak begged, tears swelling up in her eyes, "I didn't mean for any of that to happen! It's all my fault-"
"Don't worry" she said smiling, "I'm not mad. I know Toby was just trying to help you get away from that place, but I managed to make it, so that's good…"
"No, it's all my fault! You almost got killed because of my mistakes-"
"Tak, it's alright. I don't care what I've been through. All that matters now is that I've found Toby…" she smiled, pecking him on the cheek, which caused him to blush.
Dib had gotten a little suspicious and confused. What were they talking about? Tak had endangered this Irken? Did she do it on purpose? No. That wasn't like her. Or was it? She did mention only wanting to be an Invader before she met him, who knows what kind of horrible things she could have done before all that? And what did El mean by Toby trying to protect Tak? All of these things didn't make sense to him.
"Well, I'm glad you're okay!" Tak tear-fully spoke, hugging her, "And I'm glad that you have your girl-friend back."
Toby blushed even more…
"You are embarrassing me Tak!"
She smirked and decided to push him a little more.
"El and Toby, are sitting far from me, I know why, It's because they're planning on K-I-S-S-I-N-G…" she sang.
"You know that song makes me uncomfortable!" he said, blushing even more.
"It's alright, Toby. It's all in good fun." El laughed, holding his hand, which made him smile.
"Yeah" he said, leaning close to Tak, "Well what about you and Dib?" he said, teasing. Tak's face suddenly went from smirking to shocked
.
"What do…do…you…mean?" she asked, trying to keep her cool.
"You know what. I told you before, I can see it."
"I can too, and I don't even have special abilities like him." El said, resting her head on his shoulder.
"I…don't know what you're talking about…"
"Really? Well, you would should not mind me teaching Dib the song you just sang about us. In fact, why don't I change the names around?"
"Don't you dare, Toby! Don't do anything to him!"
"I'm not the one you have to worry about…"
"What?"
Toby turned his head around, and talked even quieter. Dib already couldn't hear them, but now there was no trace of their voices at all. They were whispering that quietly.
"They were not too happy with me, and they got a tad bit aggressive."
"I know" she sighed, "They got the same way with me…"
"Well, we know the reason is because of him…" He said, gesturing his eyes over to Dib, who was trying his best to make out just a sound from them.
"Yes…"
She chose not to mention the kiss she gave Dib.
"Listen Tak, If we do not do something to get the fluid back, they will not be too happy with us. They will kill Dib-"
"Stop it! Don't say that!"
"They will Tak! So we have to find out how to get it back! Alright?"
Some tears rolled down her eyes.
"…Alright…"
"Good. We shall discuss it in the morning…"
He turned around and used his regular voice so that Dib could hear again.
"OKAY! let us get some rest. Dib and Tak have had a long day, and the morphine I used will be making you a little woozy, so, you know."
Dib nodded, but was still uncomfortable.
"Well" Toby said, "I can take the floor, El can take the inflatable mattress I have-"
"That's sweet, but We can share it" she said, while kissing him on the cheek again, which made him even more happier.
"And due to the shortage of sleeping arrangements, Plus them being injured, Tak & Dib will be sharing the couch together…"
Tak and Dib's eyes suddenly lit up, but they tried to keep it to themselves. El & Toby both smirked and winked at each other.
"Okay El, the mattress is in the other room, it is already blown up, and there is some old, yet soft blankets you can use."
"Thanks, love"
"I will be going outside for awhile" he sighed, "I need to think some stuff over about our situation"
"It'll be okay, Toby, we'll be okay" El smiled, hugging him. He hugged her back and sighed.
"I hope so"
El kissed him and walked into the other room.
"Is it okay if I sleep on the couch now, Toby? The morphine is kicking in." Tak asked
"Sure. Enjoy your sleep."
He hugged her and kissed her on the forehead. Dib's jaw felt like it hit the floor. His eyes dilated and he nearly had a heart-attack.
"WHAT THE HELL!?" his brain screamed. How could this be happening?! He cursed Toby under his breath and got red with rage. He watched as Toby walked out the door.
"Hang on, Tak. I've got to go check something" he said in a lifeless, mono-tone voice. He stepped out and shut the door.
***
Toby sat on the porch. He stared up at the stars. It depressed him a little. It reminded him of home. How he missed Irk. He listened to the MASSIVE's hum. It relaxed him. He was glad to find his long-lost love, but they were angry at Dib. He had caused this whole thing. He was becoming an Irken now, and they couldn't go to ICG without a guide. . He had a lot of stress in his life, and right now he needed some alone time.
"Toby" he heard a cold voice behind him. He spun around and saw Dib staring down at him, intensely.
"Oh, hello Dib. What are you doing out here?"
"How long have you known her?" he asked, seething.
"What-"
"Tak. How long have you known her?"
"Why is that important?"
"Just tell me, Toby!"
"No! That is none of your business!"
"Just tell me!" he cried. Toby pitied him, and grunted.
"I do not know. A long time."
"Was she with you when the MASSIVE got stranded?"
"What the-? Why the hell does that matter?!"
"Because!"
"Because what!?"
"Did you grow up together?"
"What the hell are you doing asking these personal questions?!"
"Were you two past lovers!?"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
"Are you still lovers and just using El as a cover-up!?"
"I OUTTA JUST SOCK YA' ONE!!!!"
"I NEED TO KNOW!!!!" He cried.
"WHY!?"
"BECAUSE…I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH TAK!"
"WHAT!?…YOU ARE?"
"YES! NOW WHAT TYPE OF RELATIONSHIP DO YOU TWO HAVE?!!"
"WHAT IS THE FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!???"
"I SAW YOU KISS HER ON THE FOREHEAD, AND HEARD YOUR GIRL-FRIEND EL SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HELPING HER GET AWAY FROM SOMEPLACE, AND I STARTED TO REALIZE HOW MUCH TIME YOU TWO SPEND TOGETHER, AND THAT YOU LIVE TOGETHER AND EVERYTHING!!!"
"DIB! I CAN ASSURE YOU THERE IS NOTHING GOING ON BETWEEN US!!!"
"HOW CAN I BE SURE!?"
"BECAUSE IT'S COMPLETELY NAUSEATING THINKING ABOUT THAT!!!!"
"REALLY!? WHAT ABOUT YOU AND EL?!"
"I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT LOVE!"
"THEN WHAT COULD BE WRONG WITH YOU TWO HAVING A RELATIONSHIP!?"
"BECAUSE I DO NOT CARE FOR HER IN THAT WAY!!!"
"WHY!!??"
"UH…JUST…IT IS BECAUSE…"
"WHY?!?"
"BECAUSE I AM HER BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Author's NOTE:
District 10...
…With your judges: Dib, Tak, & Toby! Now prepare for Non-Human Idol!…
Dib didn't quite know where he was. He was on something rather soft, and all around him was a peaceful sky. He turned his head a bit to see he was sitting on a cloud.
"Oh no!" he wailed crying, "Am I dead!?" he screamed to no one in particular, as there was no one around, "I'm dead, aren't I? This is horrible! I've let everybody down…even more so. I failed Tak! She's probably being shot by those horrible gang-bangers right now!"
"Don't be so sure." A female British-voiced accent spoke.
"What the-? Tak! Where are you!?" he screamed all around. Tak was leaning over him when he laid back down, with their face, very, very…VERY close.
"How you doing, sexy?"
"Huh?" he asked completely tongue tied. She then came around and sat by his side. And he could see that she was wearing a revealing night-gown. He merely drooled.
"…Tak?…"
"Yes, hon?"
"….Uh….um…Are we dead?…."
"Of course not!"
"But…Uh…where are we?….This place looks like heaven…."
"Dib" she said seductively, while in advancing even more, "You're gonna be in heaven soon enough"
Dib was unsure what to do, but he knew he was really enjoying this moment.
"Well? What're you waiting for? Go nuts."
He couldn't believe his ears. Was this really happening? He didn't know. All he knew was he wanted to do this. He longed for her, and she was offering herself to him. Without any more thought, he rapped his arms around her pressed his lips against her face. He felt so frisky. The entire world around him started to fade to white, and suddenly, everything went fuzzy.
***
He had his eyes closed, kissing the girl he loved, but could feel her struggling to get away from him. Confused, he opened his eyes to find himself in their shack again. And when his eyes slowly panned down, expecting to see Tak, he found out he was kissing……TOBY!
Horrified, he pushed him away, and turned to his side, heaving his guts out. He coughed, and turned onto his back.
"Hey!" a female voice broke out from behind him laughing, "Back off! He's mine!"
"Huh? What the-? Where am I? And who are you?" he asked queasily.
"Long story. I'm El! And you just made out with my boy-friend!!!" she shrieked. She was laughing so hard she was tearing up. Seriously, without her laughing, the tears you saw running down her face would make you think she just had her appendix burst. If Irkens even have those…
"What the-? Boy-friend? You mean you and Toby-"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" Toby screeched, wiping his mouth, "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING KISSING ME!!??"
"I'm sorry, I-"
"YOU USED YOUR TONGUE!"
"Toby! What am I doing here in the shack again?! Last time I checked, me and Tak were being beaten-"
Something in his mind suddenly switched on like a light-bulb.
"OH MY GOD! TOBY, WHERE'S TAK!!!!???"
"Relax! Jesus Christ! She is fine!" he said, spitting on the ground from what Dib just did to him.
"BUT WHERE IS SHE!!?" He cried.
"Look! She is right there beside you!"
"Huh?"
"Right there. Next to you. On the couch." Toby grunted. Dib turned his head to the left of him and saw Tak, sleeping, and cuddled up with him, smiling. Dib's face instantly became warm, and he knew he was blushing BIG TIME.
"Yeah" he heard Toby's girlfriend, who he found out was named El spoke, "It should be nice for you two love-birds, considering you've got it bad for each other."
"WHAT!?" Dib squealed nervously. Did everyone know? "I don't "have it bad" for her!"
"Oh really?" Toby said smirking, "Let us see. Last time I checked, you have always been hanging around with her, complementing her at every turn, there is never a moment when you are NOT blushing, and right now you were mumbling about her in your sleep before passionately embracing me. And I know you are not gay."
Dib was completely dumbfounded. Had he really been noticing that much? Well, it would be a challenge NOT to see it. He was right. Right about everything. He did love her. He turned back and faced her. She looked so peaceful, sleeping. He tried to move a little, and her reflexes immediately kicked in and she grabbed onto him. Dib was shocked, but smiled, and slowly laid back down. As he did, she cuddled up closer, and nuzzled him in her sleep. And he didn't have any problem with that at all.
"Well, umm, we better be going. She got shot in the hand-"
"WHAT!?"
"Do not worry, Dib! She is fine! I fixed her up and was able to dislodge the bullet! She's just tired from the anesthetic! You should be too, considering All the medical work I had to do on you."
Dib sighed from some of the pain he was feeling from his injuries. He looked at Tak again. She looked so comfortable. He knew she was in no type of pain.
"Now then, me and El, are, umm, going in the bedroom for now, to, uhh, give you guys some space. Let me know when she wakes up."
The two went through the other door that Dib and Tak first met up again when he infiltrated their shack. He kept thinking about her. And she was right next to him!….asleep….with no one else around….His thoughts suddenly turned into sexual situations, and he panted a little, thinking of them all. But no. He wasn't a rapist. He would never do that to her. Ever. And anybody who did, he would made sure they died the most gruesome death imaginable. Bu he still wanted to be with her, even though she didn't feel the same way. But, he had to just suck it up. Some people you have feelings for don't like you in the same way. He had asked a lot of girls out when he was in Skool to know that. They all thought he was crazy. Except her. He started to get depressed, and he decided to try and enjoy the small moments he was having, such as right now.
"Oh, Dib…" she spoke passionately.
"What?" he asked, "Tak, are you awake?" He shook her little, but no avail. He then tried flicking her antenna, but she didn't pulverize him. She just laid there with her eyes closed. She was asleep.
"Dib, you handsome devil! You know just how to please me!" she said, moaning.
"Is…Is she dreaming…about me?"
"Oh Dib, you look even cuter then when I first met you!" she laughed.
"Oh my god! She is dreaming about me!" he said, smiling.
"Y'know, I had such a HUGE crush on you back then…"
Dib's iris soon took up his whole eyeball. (Remember, one is an Irken eye now) He couldn't believe what he just heard. He nearly had a heart-attack from joy right then and there. She felt the same way! Or did she? He needed to know for sure. So, he decided he might be able to talk to her since she was talking out loud while she slept.
"Hey, umm, gorgeous, did you say you had a crush on me back then?" he quietly asked her. He feared he might wake her up, but he didn't.
"Are you kidding? I practically made that ON/OFF switch bigger than life! All I cared about back then was ruling the Earth and being an Invader, but that all changed once I met you! I kept saying to just use you, but I completely fell in love! So, I kept making flaws on purpose to my machine so I could stay, and it worked. But, as all of the molten core got sucked back into the Earth, something happened to Mimi, and Zim was able to blast me away. I wanted to stay there with you so badly…"
Dib couldn't believe it. He was smiling like a Hyena hyped out on laughing-gas.
"…And now" she continued, "You're back here with me. Oh, god. I'm so glad you feel the same way…"
Dib was smiling so much his face almost tore. He looked down at her. He couldn't help himself. He moved closer to her, and kissed her. Smack-dab on the lips. He was French-kissing her, probably even more then a French-man could ever do. He pulled away, and rested his head down. Suddenly he heard a yawn. He looked down to see he starting to wake up. She opened her eyes and stared directly at him.
"Dib?…" she yawned. She then realized she was sleeping so close to him. She shot up and blushed so many shades of purple that it started to look like a whole new color.
"Dib! What the-! The members! Beating us! Where are we?!"
"Tak, we're at your shack." he said tenderly. He chose not to tell her what she had said about him in her sleep.
"Oh right….They saved us…."
"Wait, who saved us?"
"Umm, uhh, I….could you get Toby for me?" she said nervously, trying to change the subject.
"Um, yeah! Sure!" he nervously assured, "I was supposed to call him when you woke up…so…yeah….TOBY! She's awake!"
Thumping was heard from the other room, and suddenly Toby appeared. His clothes were wrinkled, and he was very sweaty. He adjusted his pants and tucked in his shirt, and he pulled out a moldy old rag from one of his trash-bags and wiped his face off.
"Oh thank god!" he smiled, panting, "Tak, are you feeling any better?"
Tak looked at him awkwardly and raised a non-existent eyebrow.
"Yeah…Toby, what were you doing in there?…"
"Um…I…er…"
"Toby" El's voice broke through, "Are you okay?"
She stepped out and straightened up her clothes. Tak fell off the couch right then and there.
"El?!" she screamed in disbelief, "But…The incident…you're alive?!"
"Yes Tak, I survived…"
"I'm so sorry!" Tak begged, tears swelling up in her eyes, "I didn't mean for any of that to happen! It's all my fault-"
"Don't worry" she said smiling, "I'm not mad. I know Toby was just trying to help you get away from that place, but I managed to make it, so that's good…"
"No, it's all my fault! You almost got killed because of my mistakes-"
"Tak, it's alright. I don't care what I've been through. All that matters now is that I've found Toby…" she smiled, pecking him on the cheek, which caused him to blush.
Dib had gotten a little suspicious and confused. What were they talking about? Tak had endangered this Irken? Did she do it on purpose? No. That wasn't like her. Or was it? She did mention only wanting to be an Invader before she met him, who knows what kind of horrible things she could have done before all that? And what did El mean by Toby trying to protect Tak? All of these things didn't make sense to him.
"Well, I'm glad you're okay!" Tak tear-fully spoke, hugging her, "And I'm glad that you have your girl-friend back."
Toby blushed even more…
"You are embarrassing me Tak!"
She smirked and decided to push him a little more.
"El and Toby, are sitting far from me, I know why, It's because they're planning on K-I-S-S-I-N-G…" she sang.
"You know that song makes me uncomfortable!" he said, blushing even more.
"It's alright, Toby. It's all in good fun." El laughed, holding his hand, which made him smile.
"Yeah" he said, leaning close to Tak, "Well what about you and Dib?" he said, teasing. Tak's face suddenly went from smirking to shocked
.
"What do…do…you…mean?" she asked, trying to keep her cool.
"You know what. I told you before, I can see it."
"I can too, and I don't even have special abilities like him." El said, resting her head on his shoulder.
"I…don't know what you're talking about…"
"Really? Well, you would should not mind me teaching Dib the song you just sang about us. In fact, why don't I change the names around?"
"Don't you dare, Toby! Don't do anything to him!"
"I'm not the one you have to worry about…"
"What?"
Toby turned his head around, and talked even quieter. Dib already couldn't hear them, but now there was no trace of their voices at all. They were whispering that quietly.
"They were not too happy with me, and they got a tad bit aggressive."
"I know" she sighed, "They got the same way with me…"
"Well, we know the reason is because of him…" He said, gesturing his eyes over to Dib, who was trying his best to make out just a sound from them.
"Yes…"
She chose not to mention the kiss she gave Dib.
"Listen Tak, If we do not do something to get the fluid back, they will not be too happy with us. They will kill Dib-"
"Stop it! Don't say that!"
"They will Tak! So we have to find out how to get it back! Alright?"
Some tears rolled down her eyes.
"…Alright…"
"Good. We shall discuss it in the morning…"
He turned around and used his regular voice so that Dib could hear again.
"OKAY! let us get some rest. Dib and Tak have had a long day, and the morphine I used will be making you a little woozy, so, you know."
Dib nodded, but was still uncomfortable.
"Well" Toby said, "I can take the floor, El can take the inflatable mattress I have-"
"That's sweet, but We can share it" she said, while kissing him on the cheek again, which made him even more happier.
"And due to the shortage of sleeping arrangements, Plus them being injured, Tak & Dib will be sharing the couch together…"
Tak and Dib's eyes suddenly lit up, but they tried to keep it to themselves. El & Toby both smirked and winked at each other.
"Okay El, the mattress is in the other room, it is already blown up, and there is some old, yet soft blankets you can use."
"Thanks, love"
"I will be going outside for awhile" he sighed, "I need to think some stuff over about our situation"
"It'll be okay, Toby, we'll be okay" El smiled, hugging him. He hugged her back and sighed.
"I hope so"
El kissed him and walked into the other room.
"Is it okay if I sleep on the couch now, Toby? The morphine is kicking in." Tak asked
"Sure. Enjoy your sleep."
He hugged her and kissed her on the forehead. Dib's jaw felt like it hit the floor. His eyes dilated and he nearly had a heart-attack.
"WHAT THE HELL!?" his brain screamed. How could this be happening?! He cursed Toby under his breath and got red with rage. He watched as Toby walked out the door.
"Hang on, Tak. I've got to go check something" he said in a lifeless, mono-tone voice. He stepped out and shut the door.
***
Toby sat on the porch. He stared up at the stars. It depressed him a little. It reminded him of home. How he missed Irk. He listened to the MASSIVE's hum. It relaxed him. He was glad to find his long-lost love, but they were angry at Dib. He had caused this whole thing. He was becoming an Irken now, and they couldn't go to ICG without a guide. . He had a lot of stress in his life, and right now he needed some alone time.
"Toby" he heard a cold voice behind him. He spun around and saw Dib staring down at him, intensely.
"Oh, hello Dib. What are you doing out here?"
"How long have you known her?" he asked, seething.
"What-"
"Tak. How long have you known her?"
"Why is that important?"
"Just tell me, Toby!"
"No! That is none of your business!"
"Just tell me!" he cried. Toby pitied him, and grunted.
"I do not know. A long time."
"Was she with you when the MASSIVE got stranded?"
"What the-? Why the hell does that matter?!"
"Because!"
"Because what!?"
"Did you grow up together?"
"What the hell are you doing asking these personal questions?!"
"Were you two past lovers!?"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
"Are you still lovers and just using El as a cover-up!?"
"I OUTTA JUST SOCK YA' ONE!!!!"
"I NEED TO KNOW!!!!" He cried.
"WHY!?"
"BECAUSE…I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH TAK!"
"WHAT!?…YOU ARE?"
"YES! NOW WHAT TYPE OF RELATIONSHIP DO YOU TWO HAVE?!!"
"WHAT IS THE FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!???"
"I SAW YOU KISS HER ON THE FOREHEAD, AND HEARD YOUR GIRL-FRIEND EL SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HELPING HER GET AWAY FROM SOMEPLACE, AND I STARTED TO REALIZE HOW MUCH TIME YOU TWO SPEND TOGETHER, AND THAT YOU LIVE TOGETHER AND EVERYTHING!!!"
"DIB! I CAN ASSURE YOU THERE IS NOTHING GOING ON BETWEEN US!!!"
"HOW CAN I BE SURE!?"
"BECAUSE IT'S COMPLETELY NAUSEATING THINKING ABOUT THAT!!!!"
"REALLY!? WHAT ABOUT YOU AND EL?!"
"I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT LOVE!"
"THEN WHAT COULD BE WRONG WITH YOU TWO HAVING A RELATIONSHIP!?"
"BECAUSE I DO NOT CARE FOR HER IN THAT WAY!!!"
"WHY!!??"
"UH…JUST…IT IS BECAUSE…"
"WHY?!?"
"BECAUSE I AM HER BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Author's NOTE:
That's the shocking secret! Gasp! Next chapter will be the Origin story of Toby, Tak, Creed, and El. Also, when I refer to those silhouette Irkens, they will be referred to as them or they. Read & Review!