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"No way, I'm not going in there," Quinn said, holding the towel around her body and attempting to go back inside Puck's house for snacks.
"Comon' Quinny, it's not that cold," Puck egged, casually putting his hand in the pool and moving the water around. "And I just cleaned it so you know it's not contaminated!" he added as an incentive to go in.
"I'm with Quinn, I'm not going anywhere near that freezing pool," Mercedes said, putting her hands into the pockets of her light blue cover-up.
"Seriously Noah, it's early May, not really time yet to open up your pool," Rachel continued.
"Oh comon' you light weights, it's just water," Tina said, boldly pulling off her towel to reveal her black and white stripped bikini with a little skull on the left strap.
"That's my girlfriend!" Mike announced while clapping.
Blaine whistled from the side of the pool next to me, our lower legs dangling in the water. Tina walked over to the edge and quickly ran two steps down before sprinting out. "Holy crap it's like an ice cube! Never mind, I'm done!"
Quinn laughed and patted Tina on the back as she retreated to the nesting of girls.
"It's not that bad!" I tried to convince them. It really wasn-
"CANNONBALL!" Finn screamed as he ran high speed towards the pool and dove in, curled into a ball... right in front of me.
The water made a tidal wave towards Blaine and I which slammed against our t-shirt and swim trunk clad bodies with unforgiving force.
"Muther fucker!" we both yelled as the absolutely freezing liquid seemed to soak into our bones. We automatically huddled against each other which elicited coos from the girls. I flipped them the bird.
Blaine wrapped his arms around me, trying to spread warmth and I let myself fit nicely against him. Puck, Mike, and Sam followed suit, taking off their shirts and wading into the pool with Finn all the while yelling and splashing at the girls.
I surveyed the scene, squinting slightly against the sunlight. I almost laughed because a year ago I would probably have been either all over Finn or sitting with the girls oggling Finn. Today though, I was spending a nice afternoon with my sexually-active gay boyfriend, being cuddled around all my friends. Maybe some things did work out in the end.
"Oh my gosh your lips are so blue!" Blaine commented, thumbing my bottom lip.
"That's what happens when you have the skin tone of rice paper," I replied.
"Are your lips cold though?" he asked, genuinely curious.
"I don't know, you tell me," I said with my usual sass.
Blaine smiled and gently pressed his lips to mine, moving slowly. He seemed to radiate warmth and I couldn't help but let my fingers inch their way into his damp hair, fingering the curls at the nape of his neck. I wasn't sure how long we were making out for, but it had turned into a total make-out session and I had sorta ended up in his lap.
"Okay guys, get in!" Sam commanded us, jolting us out of our little world.
Blaine and I both whipped our heads around to stare at our audience. I imagine we both looked like deer in the headlights and I automatically looked down in embarrassment only to be met with my reflection. The water reflected back an image of me with my hair tousled (from Blaine's hands), puffy red lips, dilated pupils, and bright red cheeks.
"Okay, we're coming," Blaine said, standing up.
I stayed sitting as I pulled off my soaked shirt, flinging it at a chair.
"Dayum boy when did that happen?" Mercedes squealed.
"What happened?" I asked.
She motioned at my entire body. "That!"
"Diet and exercise?" I responded impishly, yet secretly relishing in the fact that they were all staring at me (guys and girls) with open mouths.
"I gotta agree with Mercedes. Dayum," Puck commented.
Blaine made an over-dramatic growl. "Mine."
Puck laughed and held his hands up in a 'no-harm' gesture. I smirked up at my boyfriend before gently easing myself into the polar water. Almost immediately Finn grabbed me by the sides and threw me as far as he could, making me land in the water again upside down with water going up my nose. I emerged just in time to see Blaine taking off his shirt and dive into the water, his muscles rippling as he did so.
A warm feeling spread over me.
"Wow Kurt, you really did bulk up," Finn commented, swimming over to me and shamelessly poking at my stomach and chest.
I stared at him for a good 30 seconds, eyebrow raised, waiting for him to stop because he was totally ruining my just-saw-my-beautiful-boyfriend-dive-into-water-like-the-fabulous-mutherfucker-he-is buzz! "God, Finn!" I finally said, slapping his hand away.
Blaine came over and nonchalantly climbed on my back, wrapping his legs around my waist and holding onto me. The water made him weightless and he hugged me tightly from behind, resting his chin on my shoulder.
"Aw, you two are too adorable, stop it!" Mercedes cooed.
"It is really fucking cold though," I said and brought Blaine and I over to an edge of the pool which was deep enough for me to stand with my elbows in the water and Blaine sitting back on the concrete side, legs now resting over my shoulders.
"Comon' we can at least play Chicken!" Puck said. "Please girls, it ain't a party till the girls get their shirts off. Lauren baby, I wanna see that suit all wet."
"Alright sweet talker, I'm coming. Just watch out for this big train of sex coming your way," she dead-panned, taking off her coverup. I smirked, she was wearing the swim suit that I had helped pick out for her. It was black with yellow and gray shimmery stripes going diagonally.
I absentmindedly rubbed Blaine's lower legs, then had to restrain myself from laughing when I felt a familiar poking at the back of my neck.
"What the-"
"Sorry," Blaine mumbled, shifting back a few inches.
"Ew," I said, laughing a bit. "And I'm the uncontrolled one."
Mike chimed in to the other girls, thankfully no one paying attention to our brief exchange. "You girls can get on our shoulders and not even touch the water! Or at least... until one of you loses."
Some of them smiled at that.
"I call Finn then!" I joked. "You'd never be able to reach me from up there...then again I may pass out from lack of oxygen from such high altitudes."
Finn had on his dazed look for a minute then seemed to realize my playful slam. "Oh ha-ha."
Suddenly Sam and Puck were lifting me up over them and placing me on Finn's shoulders, all the while me screaming profanities at them.
"What is with you guys and lifting me today!"
Finn grabbed my ankles and I situated myself on his broad shoulders, comically resting my elbows on his head. "Who dares challenge the Step Ladder Brothers?" I called out halfheartedly. I smirked. Once again, a year ago I would have been fighting off a raging hard-on with Finn's neck between my legs. I preferred this reality so much better.
"Put me down! This is not manhandle-the-gays-day!" Blaine yelled out as Sam and Mike dragged him from the side of the pool.
"Come here Fine China," Lauren said, curling a finger towards herself.
"You totally stole that from Sue," I said to her as they positioned a flailing Blaine onto her shoulders.
She shrugged, making Blaine fumble around even more. "She's my spirit animal, what can I say."
I grabbed onto Finn's head as he suddenly fell onto his knees so that Blaine and I were level.
"And if you two starting making out up there, I'll take you both down myself," Lauren warned.
"Ready, set, get some!" Artie yelled, pumping his fist in the air.
"I didn't agree to this!" Blaine screamed as I pushed at him with all the force I could muster. He fell back, but Lauren kept her balance and Blaine was able to straighten back up, using her upper arm for leverage.
"Me neither," I said, going at him again. This time he caught my hands with his, our biceps bulging as we tried to over power the other. "Sometimes you just have to go with it," I grunted out, pulling back quickly to try to knock him off balance.
"Kurt Hummel? Going with the flow? Who are you?"
Lauren and Finn were pushing at each other and suddenly Blaine and I were too. Finn stumbled around, already clumsy on two feet, he was now reduced to a weeble-wobble on his knees in the water. Lauren was quickly over-powering him so I knew I would have to get Blaine off before Finn could fall backwards and most likely kill me.
Blaine was just too cute fighting with me; the little flashes of frustration which was quickly replaced with giggles. I loved how his pecs flexed when he tensed and his arms were so nice. I liked being this physical with him, no soft caresses and just being a bit manly with him, forceful and raw.
Lauren and Finn's hands were pressed together, both pushing forward until Finn's strength broke and his hands flew up, grazing his own chin, but making his head snap back sharply into my crotch.
My break with Blaine caused him to tumble forwards off of Lauren and land awkwardly into the water while I slapped at Finn's head with one hand and nursed my aching dick with my other.
"Sorry man," he said, truly sorry.
"You just fricken crushed my junk. Ugh," I whimpered. Finn's hands pulled my ankles upward and before I knew it I was underwater again, the icy shock sort of welcome to my burning crotch. I let my body float back to the top, hand placed casually over my crotch.
"Hello lovely," Blaine greeted, muffled since my ears were still underwater, placing a gentle kiss on my lips.
"Finn crushed my manhood. Kiss it better," I mumbled.
He smoothed a piece of hair back from my forehead. "Later, love." He then proceeded to grab my foot and slowly pull me back over to the deep end. When he got me there, I straightened myself and he pulled me into a kiss while the rest of the group jeered at Finn because he lost to a girl.
"She's the best wrestler on the boy's team!" he rebutted, but nobody cared.
Especially not me because Blaine and I were slowly sinking under the water and I quickly learned how difficult yet extremely worthwhile kissing underwater was. Our bodies gradually pressed flush together and bubbles were everywhere as we continued to kiss. Once my lungs about to burst we shot up and took a deep breath before splashing back underwater as if we were never interrupted. Stupid air.
His hair flowed freely around him and sunlight streamed down on us. It was perfect. Could we pull a "Whip It" and have sex underwater too? Because this was making me hard.
I blinked my eyes open and Blaine did too, bubbles caught in his dark eyelashes. He was so beautiful.
I gasped, all my air rushing out of my body when it seemed like 3 torpedoes exploded around us and then in the sheen of bubbles emerge Santana, Brittany, and Tina.
"Jack asses!" Santana was screaming at the three boys who had thrown the shivering girls into the water. "You best hope that when my hair dries it isn't frizzy!"
"Or what, you'll go all 'Lima Heights' on their asses?" Lauren sneered.
Blaine kissed my cheek. "I liked wrestling with you," he said, putting his head on my shoulder.
I smirked. "Ready for round two?" and I wrapped my arm around his neck before pulling him underwater, both of us flailing to get the upper hand. He tried sitting on my back, but forgot that we were the same weight in the water so I pushed him under again. We continued splashing around until we heard Brittany scream "Belly flop!" and dove practically onto Blaine and I.
Blaine tried to swim away and I, stupidly, dove underwater hoping I'd be safe at the bottom of the deep end, but Brit-Brit was too fast for either of us. I saw Blaine get hit in the crotch with her foot right before I got a mouthful of her yellow-bikini clad boob.
We all shot up out of the water, gasping for air. Meanwhile, I tried using the chlorine in the pool to rinse my mouth out.
"Sorry Kurt," she said, re-adjusting her top, her head-lights on. I shivered, total boner-kill in the worst possible way.
"Why is it always the gay ones that accidentally get boobs in their mouth?" Finn groaned.
"Ehem!" Blaine said, both hands cupping his crotch underwater and staring pointedly at Brittany.
"Oh, and sorry Blaine. Blaine, can I ask you something?" Brittany said in all the same breath. "Do you have trouble walking?"
"Before or after you tried to give me a vagina?" he quipped.
"Hmm, Blaine with a vagina, that would make things so much easier," I said mock-thoughtfully.
Finn grinned. "I knew Kurt is the one who tops."
I rolled my eyes because of how untrue that actually was.
Brittany seemed to not hear either of us. "Because like, you're huge in the penis-department. But you're really short, so I was wondering if you fall over sometimes." She blinked, waiting for an answer from Blaine.
I on the other hand burst out laughing while swimming over to hug my blushing Blaine. "That is for me to figure out and you to never learn."
"Never mind," Brittany said when she saw she wasn't going to get a real answer. "San!" she squealed as she lunged at her friend.
"Are you okay?" I whispered to Blaine, kissing his cheek.
"A blow job would make it better," he said simply.
"Later, I promise," I giggled. "Hey, the couple that gets their crotches abused together, stay together right?"
"Sure," Blaine relented, kissing me on the lips.
"I'm going to puke!" Lauren yelled at us. "Are you two just going to make out all day or can we get this party started!"
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