Here it is, the Type Zero boys are attacking the Rursus ala AoT/SnK

Me: sind wir das essen, nein wir sind der jäger!

Ace: huh, I heard this music before.

Machina: yeah. (Dons his Survey Corps Uniform with Akademia seal at the back)

Nine: well... Kurasame chooses me as the leader, and I should say this (clears throat) SASAGEYO SASAGEYO SHINZOU WO SASAGE~ (gets a kick by King and fell to the floor.)

King: bad idea when you broke a fourth wall, Nine.

Class Zero Boys and Titan

Once upon a time in Akademia... er... on a gloomy day in Akademia, the whole Class Zero went to the school to stop Cid in order to fulfill the prophecy of Agito or sorta a training for them. When the soldiers of Milites came to occupy the whole Orience led by Cid Aulstyne, they bullied the other students. When Nine saw them, he berated them.

"Hey scumbag, where are your manners?"

"Bah, everything is under control crystal boy, you better ask me for a bullet."

Then again, King shoots these two at their heads, lying dead and said:

"It's better to find any survivors and stay there rather than giving an idle chat to your friends in uniforms."

"What friends?!" Nine retorts as King continues to shoot these dead soldiers in hoodlums and wrote a sign of them:

"I'm a Militesian Idiot; don't approach me because I fight."

Nine agrees and they continue the search.

As they walked at the alley, King calls Ace via radio:

"We have other survivors here. Gather them to safety."

"Roger."

But what they saw was a Rursus Reapers that are taller than usual titans with swords on it. Even the bigger Rursus was at utmost monstrosity with a shaggy hair on all body. Accordingly, the Rubrum Soldiers have a hard time but thanks to that Beast, it manage to decimate them in a very bloody aftermath. King witnessed the atrocities made by it and went to his classroom.

At their classroom, most of the survivors came in to hide from the soldiers of Milites. King and Nine brought them for a refuge and called their classmates to device a plan to stop the reapers and the beast one. Machina got a plan.

"Alright, we can attack them by front. From then on, Nine will take a left flank while Ace will take a right." Machina continued "And Ace, don't break wall."

"Why?"

"You'll find out then."

"Huh?!" Ace was clueless when he mentioned a Titan shifting. Ace reacts

"Are you kidding me? I can attack with my deck of cards, moron. If you want a Titan, call Noctis."

"Bah, whatever you say." Machina answered as Ace fumes over him and continues the discussion.

As long the discussion to beat a Shaggy Titan size Reaper, King got a plan.

"How about the crystal cannons. Would it be alright if it aims at those reapers?"

"I see... I shall beat this gorilla in no time." Machina replied.

Then the battle began. The Beast Reaper initiated an attack by throwing some boulders and EVEN ROAD ROLLERS at their target. Once it hits the target, the Class Zero Boys attack it front by front, encircling it. King ordered the cannon unit to aim to the front.

"Alright cannon unit, ready... aim... FIRE!"

The cannon units shoot the Beast Reaper with Flare BOM's and flinches. Now to the left flank, Nine encourages his soldiers to fight it.

"Alright men, steel yourselves to beat this gorilla reaper. SHINZOU WO SASAGEYO!"

The Rubrum Soldiers facepalms and reacted:

"Good grief Capitan..."

"Try use your spear instead of being a Daddy Sasageyo!"

Nine pouts and yells:

"HUSTLE HUSTLE MUSCLE MUSCLE!"

The Rubrum Soldiers reacts into a "huh?"

Jack comically chokes Nine and yells:

"Try beat that gorilla, you useless oaf!"

Nine agrees and leads his battle against the Beast Reaper. He fixes his brim of his hat and his coat also. Jack reacts in a morose way:

"Here we go again... Nine being out of place."

At the turret, King commands the cannon units to shoot that King kong until it flinches. Ace, Jack and Eight approaches to King to use their Eidolon.

"King, if I may. Can we use an Eidolon for that loose gorilla?" Ace asked.

"Hmm... okay but make sure you don't get hurt."

When Beast Reaper throws some boulders, Along came an eidolon: Titan. The eidolon charges the reaper with some of the mixed martial art moves. Grapples, submissions, punches and kicks battered the reaper in weakened state. Even a five knuckle shuffle, pedigree, DDT, choke slam, tombstone piledriver, the spear, the rock bottom, stunner, tarantula submission or superman punch stuns the reaper. Lastly, a powerful spinebuster followed by a power bomb invalidates it. Still the reaper survives Titan's onslaught and they reverts to normal while Machina shoots the string to the nape.

Now for the climax, Machina came with his drill swords and attacks the Beast Reaper. Once the Reaper starts to grab him, he slice and dice his hand, arms, legs to prevent it from advancing to the Akademia, and it minces the nape to reveal who is the reaper.

Machina chuckled, it was a guy named Seifer Almasy.

"Hey, you are at the wrong installment. SCRAM!" Machina gave him a roundhouse kick that flies away.

Finally, King and Eight caught Raijin and Fujin also.

What King did: King, Eight and Jack fought Raijin and Fujin in three vs two bout. King disarms both weapons and Jack acts like a sadist, slashes Raijin in much funny way while Fujin was tired of Eight evades her attack like crazy. Then Jack states:

"Fujin wa 9999 no damage wo uketa."

"Oy Jack, since when she did 9999 damage?"

"You keep evading like a rabbit."

"Oh c'mon, I didn't get the hit. She wants to beat me but I evaded." Eight continued "Maybe she equipped a weapon improperly."

And they laughed.

"I never thought these guys are good, y'know." Raijin pouted.

"IF THEY WERE JUST A BUNCH OF MEDDLING KIDS!" Fujin retorted.

And King brought a huge cannon to throw them away, fitting them eventually.

"All aboard!"

"HEY, WHERE ARE WE GOING?!"

"To where you belong." King insisted with his troll face and shoots through Balamb Garden.

"BON VOYAGE, MORONS!" The Class Zero boys waved at them while they flying to their Garden. Meanwhile, Nine is busy spouting his encouraging words while his soldiers are just sitting on their ground, yawning and sleeping, and they went home. When the news about the shaggy reaper being defeated, Nine reacts in a worst possible:

"All my hardwork... is truly in vain."

End!

There you have it. The guys are fighting the Rursus Gorilla who throw boulders like crazy.

Omake:

Machina, Ace and Nine sing this song to prepare for a battle at their dorm.

"SASAGEYO SASAGEYO, SHINZOU WO SASAGEYO!"

And their dorm was full of an orchestraic disaster because of the three. Cue Kurasame turns off the circuit breaker while being pissed and...

"What the hell, WHO TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS?!"