Aaaaah, it's really been a while, uh? I would like to list some reasonable reasons, but in truth I just have the attention span of a squirrel. So, from now on you can call me Squirrel-san!

Disclaimer: I don't own Highschool DxD and/or the Disgaea franchise. If I did I would have used the Megami Tensei franchise as inspiration. As always this chapter is brought to you by the combined effort of myself, RealmOfEmptiness, and Demon Anarchy of Pride.

Q&A Time:

catboy97: I would love too, but sadly there are already too many characters. More of them and I would do a half-assed job!

TenRyuGa: I can't answer your questions without giving away spoilers, but you can be sure that Issei's adventures at Evil Academy are going to influence greatly the DxD world. No, I am not going to use D5 stuff.

Hellsmaji: he does have potential, but more as a physical fighter than as a mage.

RD: thank you, but we're already full.

Fm waver: yes, Issei is going to bring someone back with him. Demon and Devil are two separate species. I can't answer that.

The Black Knight: thank you but, like I said, we're full.

InfernOverlord: nope, sorry. No Overload mechanism.

Guest: oh yeah, the enemies inside there are insane.


Chapter 8: Privileges

AKA

How I Learned That Demon Bureaucracy Runs On Bribes And Violence


"AAAAAHHHH!"

Reno watched as his most recent human friend (second one if counting Asagi, but Issei was Japanese and she wasn't so the matter was fuzzy at best) ran around the classroom like a headless chicken. Screaming like a banshee.

"AAAA-" Crash! "AAAAHHH!"

And crashing into a wall every now and then, only to resume running and screaming like nothing happened. Honestly, at the moment the Samurai felt like imitating the boy.

Why?

It may have to do, and by that he meant it totally and completely had to do, with the Level 2400 demon that Issei brought back with him. And she was an Overlord to boot!

Now, he knew their goal was exactly to meet with an Overlord. But it was also completely natural for a demon like him, whose own level was a flimsy 20, to freak out when confronted with a monster in the four digits!

Sadly, the others weren't as... pleased with Issei's actions. Shiro looked like she was just about ready to claw his face out, Agnes was worried that he might blow out his lungs, Asagi was just as annoyed as the white Nekomata and perhaps ready to shoot him, while Kelly was laughing her ass off, rolling around the floor with her arms on her stomach.

Priere, on the other hand, simply raised an eyebrow and pointed a finger at Issei, turning to the sole honor-bound demon in the area. "...Does he do this often?"

Reno sighed, face-palming. "A bit more than you think."

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

Reno sighed again. "Issei?"

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

"Issei."

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

"Issei!"

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

Reno's face was red with annoyance, a vein popping up from above his eyebrow. "ISSEI!"

The shout was enough to cause the boy to trip, thus allowing his body to tumble to the ground before smashing into the wall. The group winced when they heard the painful sound of flesh hitting stone, the boy left suspended in the wall for several seconds before he slid down, lying on the floor on his stomach.

"I-Ise!" Agnes cried out, rushing to his side.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Kelly laughed harder, tears leaking. "K-Kelly has n-never felt s-so alive! HAHAHAHAHAH!"

Asagi sighed, shaking her head. "Well, at least he shut up." Shiro nodded silently in agreement, sharpening her claws.

The Samurai shook his head at the group's antics before he turned to Priere. "So... may I be the one who asks WHY THE HELL AN OVERLORD IS HERE AT OUR SCHOOL?!" He stressed out that last part, his eyes bulging from his head with his arms folded over his chest.

Priere however was undisturbed by such events and just shrugged her shoulders. "Oh a whim, mostly. I've been looking for strong opponents ever since I left my Netherworld, so when I heard there was a strong Overlord here I thought, why the hell not?"

Shiro raised an eyebrow, leaning up a wall. "It is true, the Dean is pretty damn strong. Hell, he'd have to be to earn the title of Overlord! But, why would another Overlord come just to challenge him?"

"Simple." Priere held up a finger. "Boredom."

...

...What?

Seeing the group's reaction, mainly shock and disbelief, Priere explained. "Ever since I became a demon, all I've been wanting to do is find someone who can actually make the fight itself worth a damn. I beat the crap out of everyone back home, so I went out on a journey." A sigh escaped her lips. "Unfortunately, so far I haven't run into anyone strong. The only one that was even remotely decent and actually beat me was some shrimp."


Elsewhere, in another Netherworld, a small child with blue hair and antennae sticking out sneezed violently, nearly falling off the cliff that overlooked the entire Netherworld. "Damn it!" he snarled, looking around as his eyes flared orange. "Who dares speak about the great and powerful Laharl behind his back?!"


"A... shrimp?"

"Yeah. Very strong, very short and a complete cheater. For some reason he was also very disturbed by those." Priere lifted her breasts before letting them bounce. Reno promptly looked elsewhere, while Issei's body jerked as if it was trying to move against the owner's will. "But the fight wasn't nearly as satisfying as I hoped, so I kept searching."

That was when the pervert jumped back on his feet, startling Agnes, before falling down on his knees. "WE'RE ALL DOOMED!" He shouted before starting to wail. "I'll never go back home!"

"Why?" Agnes asked.

"Why?! Look at her!" Issei pointed at Priere. "It was already going to be impossible trying to defeat the Overlord when we are barely Level 12, while he's gonna definitely be in the 100 or even 1000!"

He got up and started walking in a circle, hands behind his back. "And now that I met a real Overlord I discover she's not even 100 or 1000, but 2400! That's mean the road back home is more than twice as long than even in my worst predictions! I'll be dead by old age before even reaching half-way!"

He stopped and looked at the Samurai with dead eyes. "So, since my hopes were brutally crushed and I'm left only with despair, I'm going to do the sensible thing and freak out while hoping insanity will claim me soon and free me of my pain."

He bowed. "Thank you for your attention."

"AAAAAHHH!" And then he got back to being a headless chicken.

Asagi sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose before turning to Shiro. "You think he might stop if I shoot him in the head?"

The Nekomata shrugged her shoulders before popping out her claws. "If that doesn't work, we can always turn him into my personal scratching post." she suggested, looking at Reno. "What do you think, Master?"

The Samurai sweat-dropped. "I think you might actually kill him if we did that."

Kelly was still laughing.

"I-Ise, please calm down!" Agnes tried to stop him, but alas her actions were ending in failure. "I-I'm sure we can find a way to get around this! Just think positive!"

Priere smiled somewhat. "What an interesting bunch." she muttered to herself before looking at the Prinnies, who were apparently gathering around one of their fellows. They were sitting cross-legged, however that worked considering that they had peg legs, and had shades on.

"Take yer bets, dood! How long will the human's sanity last here in the Netherworld?! Don't be shy, dood!"

"I say two weeks dood!"

"No, dood! Make it a month!"

"I bet he doesn't last five days, dood!"

Reno stared at the Prinnies in shock, his jaw on the floor. "A-are they actually starting a betting ring?!" he asked no one particular. "What is WRONG with them?!"

"Nothing is wrong!" Agnes protested, somewhat incensed. "Can you see how they use 'dood' in every sentence? That means the Prinny training Uncle Valvatorez taught me works!"

"That was not what was I referring to and you know it!"

Shiro sighed, shaking her head. It seemed like sighs were starting to become common around here. "Are we really talking about the proper ways to raise a Prinny?" she said, totally ignored by everyone else. "Moreover, how long do we have to listen to this?"

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

Priere nodded. "She's got a point. This is getting annoying. Hm, do you think if I whack him upside the head he'd shut up?"

"Hardly." Reno pushed up his glasses. "All it would do is just knock him out. He'll start freaking out again when he wakes up. To be honest, I want to freak out as well."

"Oh come on, am I really that bad of company?" the red-haired Overlord asked in mock-hurt, raising an eyebrow. "I mean, sure, I killed a shitton of demon lords to become an Overlord, but come on."

"Ooh! Ooh!" Kelly had finished her laughing fit at long last, shooting up back to her feet with a hand raised and a large grin plastered over her round face. "Kelly has an idea! Kelly has an idea!"

Those who knew Kelly grimaced. Whatever it involved, it was sure to have explosions mixed into it. "What is it?" Shiro asked the dread question.

"Why not have either the Overlord or Shiro have him grope their boobs?" Kelly announced her plan. "Oppai Baka LOVES boobs! It's sure to calm him down!"

...

...

The silence was deafening, as even Issei's screams were drowned out. Reno was sure he could hear crickets sounding off as well to add to the effect. "D-did Kelly..." Agnes stammered, unable to believe her ears. "Make a plan... that didn't evolve explosions?"

"...Yes." Reno confirmed slowly. "Yes, she did."

Shiro, however, was the only one who wasn't pleased by the plan as she scowled and turned away, crossing her arms underneath her breasts. "He touches me, I cut off his hands."

"I offered him to touch them in exchange for his life. Last time I checked he was still considering it." Priere told them with a grin.

Reno facepalmed. "Oh Ise...that is not a good deal! At the very least you should have asked for sex!"

Priere scowled.

"Hypothetically speaking of course." Reno raised his hands in surrender and quickly backpedaled.

Before the redhead could comment they were interrupted by Issei calmly walking to his desk and sitting on it while massaging his throat. "I need water."

"Here." Asagi was going to hand over a flask before her brain registered exactly who was asking for it. "Wha! Ise, have you calmed down?!"

"Yep."

"That was fast!"

"True. I was so totally in despair." He replied in an haunted tone, before grabbing the flask and taking a long gulp. "But then I remembered it's not as if there is no one waiting for me back home."

All eyes focused on Issei. Reno was the first to speak: "That's right Ise, think of your fa-"

"I must absolutely return home!" Issei shouted with vigor, eyes ablaze with the flames of determination. "My collection of porn is still there!"

The deafening silence came back at full force. One could see big ellipsis forming in the air above the gathered demons and humans.

"You're doing the right thing for the wrong reasons." Reno finally said with an exasperated tone, the lens of his glasses completely white.

Priere turned to Asagi. "Are you sure he isn't related to an Incubus or something?"

The Main Character? nodded. "I'm starting to think the same thing."

"Hey!" Issei growled indignantly before sighing. "I'm serious though... my journey just got a lot harder."

Priere snorted. "Kid, a life here in the Netherworld is never easy. Hell, you'd be lucky if you actually stay sane... though it sounds to me like you're always accepting the reality of things here." she added with a grin.

At this, Issei glared at the woman, pointing an accusing finger at her. "NEVER! I am never giving up my sanity! I shall remain who I am! I SHALL NEVER SUBMIT!"

Kelly smirked evilly. "Famous last words, Oppai Baka."

"I! AM! NOT! AN! OPPAI! BAKA!"

"And yet you love breasts as if they're god or something." Priere remarked. "I can't help but feel sorry for your parents. Their adorable child has become such a perverted beast."

"Oh, shut up." Issei muttered -very quietly- before looking at the group. "Okay, so with me freaking out about Priere being an Overlord over and done with, how long before we can head out?"

"Tomorrow." Reno informed, pushing up his glasses. "We've worked ourselves to the bone, and it has paid off. All of us here are Level 20, and we have good amount of Mana too, so if we want we can purchase some new skills at the shop."

"Speaking of Mana, how come you guys don't have a Homeroom? That's your version of the Dark Assembly, right?" the Overlord asked curiously. "Walking around I saw that a white-haired kid with glasses has one, and he wasn't too much stronger than you."

"Kid with glasses? ...Oh, you must mean Mao." Reno realized. "He's the son of the Overlord, so he has access to a lot of things us normal students can't reach, mostly because the Overlord's authority provides it. If we wanted to use a Homeroom, we would need the authority of the Dean, which calls for the proper procedures."

"And how long do those take?" Issei asked. "Hell, we can meet with the guy if we do that!"

It was one of the Prinnies who answered, standing next to Agnes as he raised a hand-er, flipper. "The proper procedures take about, I'd say... 50 years, dood."

"WHAT?!" the human cried out. "F-Fifty years?!"

"It really isn't all that long Ise." Asagi said, not at all bothered by the fact. Issei just chalked it up to her being to one too many Netherworlds too long. "Hell, it's relatively normal time here in the Netherworld."

"Asagi, no offense, but by the time we're done with the proper procedures I'll be an old man!"

"Which may or may not be an improvement," Shiro jabbed at him, smirking all the while. "Then again, I prefer a teenage perv over an old man perv."

"Um..." Agnes fidgeted shyly. "I-I agree with Ise. It would take too long for the procedures to reach the Dean."

"She's got a point there." Kelly nodded in agreement. "Fifty is too long for Kelly to just wait around for something to come up to so that Kelly can burn it."

"Reno, isn't there any way we can actually get a Homeroom?" Issei asked. "I mean, Agnes told me about it earlier, and it sounds really helpful... Though I do gotta ask: this thing about making new characters, is that true?"

"Yes, it is." the Samurai nodded. "It's helpful, but at times it can be a pain to grind them to an appropriate level."

Why was it that Issei was more curious about what characters they could make rather than the sheer insanity of the idea? Knowing him, the answer was related to boobs. "What kind of characters can we make there, anyway?"

"Well, that depends on how far you're into the game, or if you've fulfilled certain conditions." he explained. "For example, to unlock higher tiers of certain classes, such as a Valkyrie or a Brawler, you would have to reach level 20 or 30. Another example would be the strongest class there is: the Majin. They're the ultimate powerhouse, but sadly if you want any chance of getting them you need three things: an absurd amount of mana just to pass the bill where you create them, the approval of all the senators, which is harder than you think due to how much adverse they are to the idea of people making a Majin, and lastly you need to be in Post Game, or New Game Plus."

"...Huh?" Issei just stared at him, unblinking and dumbfounded before he sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Reno, we have been over this... LIFE IS NOT A VIDEO GAME!" he screamed out that last part, his head comically blowing up before it shrunk back down. Not that he noticed. "Anyway! Back on topic, since we can't talk with the Overlord through the damned procedures, how do we get Homeroom?"

"Well, that would be simple if we had another Overlord to..."

The Samurai trailed off, a light bulb flashing over his head. Issei, preserving what little sanity he had, wisely decided to ignore it. Reno's eyes were wide, his mouth agape and his head slowly turning to Priere. The woman raised an eyebrow, folding her arms underneath her breasts and causing them to be emphasized, which of course prompted Issei to stare and drool. How could he not? Overlord status be damned, Priere was like the ultimate beauty to him. All other girls in his life failed to compare. 'I think they might even be bigger than Himejima-senpai or Gremory-senpai's!'

"That's it!" Reno put a fist over his palm. Straightening up he walked confidently in front of Priere.

Before kowtowing, his forehead touching the ground. "My Lady Priere! This humble one has a request-no, a plea!"

"Waa...?" Issei and Agnes trailed off, gaping at their friend's unusual behavior.

Shiro stepped between and pushed them closer to her. "Don't worry. When Master is acting so melodramatic, it means he has a plan that require cunning."

Priere began to inspect her nails. "No, I am not going to vouch for you so you can get Homeroom or whatever. Too much of a hassle."

"Too bad he is so easy to read." Shiro droned as the Samurai's face shifted into the shocked look of [EPIC FAILURE].

To his credit he recovered fairly quickly. "As expected of an Overlord! However, please reconsider: helping us will also benefit you."

That got Priere's attention, if the slowing down of her fingers was any indication of. "How so?"

"You came here to challenge the Dean, right? We are also trying to reach him, so if you follow us you will find him without effort." Reno began to explain. "But, as any respectable plot requires, such a path will be surely filled with obstacles and enemies, each one stronger than the last. Without a Homeroom leveling up will take a lot more time. So, by helping us this one time, you will reach your goal quickly and nicely!"

"Good points." Priere hummed, her gaze moving a bit towards Reno. "But why wait at all, when I can probably snuff out the Overlord by blowing up the whole school?"

Those simple words, said carelessly, filled the souls of everyone with unending terror.

"You can have the Prinnies as personal slaves!" Reno quickly added with a shaky smile. The Prinnies blanched. "You can't get pampered if everything is in rumbles or killed, right? Right? PLEASE TELL ME I AM RIGHT!"

Priere hummed again. Finally looking away from her nails her gaze rested on the demon penguins. "Get me an armchair."

Faster than their SPD Stat should normally allow the Prinnies left and returned with a big, red and fluffy couch they put behind Priere. The redhead sit down and let out a small sigh of contentment. "Get me something sweet."

A table with cutlery and a whole cake on top was put in front of her.

"Now a drink." A tray with an expansive-looking drink was raised up from her side.

"Fan me." Three Prinnies began to do just that with a large fan made of white feathers.

"W-Where did you get all that?" Kelly asked.

"Heart-stopping fear doesn't care for plausibility, dood." One of the Prinny replied.

Kelly aah'ed in understanding. Issei's sanity got just a little bit lower.

"I suppose something like this is nice once in a while." Priere said with a devilish smile, drink in one hand and a massive piece of cake in the other. The latter was missing a large portion, and there was cream around her lips. "I will help you. In exchange, however, I expected adequate entertainment or I will blow you up."

"YES! THANK YOU FOR YOUR GENEROSITY!" The merry band of demons (and two humans) yelled in unison while bowing at a straight 90°.


"So, this is it? The Demon Administration Committee? It doesn't seem like it sees much use."

Issei agreed with Priere. After the busty Overlord 'generously' (she made sure they all stressed that part) decided to help them get an Homeroom immediately instead of waiting over half a century Reno and Agnes lead the whole gang to an area of the school they haven't been to before.

Said yet to be explored area looked to the Oppai obsessed teen virtually identical to the corridor in Kuoh Academy that houses the staff room and the infirmary, except the walls and the pavement were made of stone and various implements of grievous torture, many of them still tangled around skeletons, were hanging from the most disparate points. Now the latter was spooky at hell but, sadly, also a quite common sight at Evil Academy.

What was new, however, was the complete lacking of ceiling and doors, the opening in the walls leading to barren rooms half submerged in a lake of... lava.

Were Issei not actively blocking all thoughts of such to defend his sanity, he would have compared it to a game's classic dungeon.

"The teachers go through a lot of efforts to not work at all." Shiro explained, uncaring of the oxymoron. "While the guys at the administration spent all their time doing all kind of shady deals so that they can steal the school budget for themselves."

"Thing is, the school doesn't have a budget." Agnes continued. "So all the money they're pretending to move around is just numbers on paper."

'Then why are they even doing it in the first place?!' Issei cried in his mind.

"So, obviously, there is no one who really frequent this place beside random mobs. But those all fled after giving a look at your level." Reno finished.

Priere hummed, clearly pleased with herself. "Lead the way."

"Uh, sure. Let's see, if I remember right it's this way." The samurai mumbled as Issei and the others followed him to the last door. Peeking inside they saw an empty room with a single desk, upon which a demon in thick heavy armor was resting his feet while he played basketball with crumpled sheets of paper and a trashcan. Judging from the large piles of paper he didn't have a very good aim.

On the desk's front there was a sign with "ON BREAK UNTIL THE HOUR OF FOREVER" written on it.

"The longest coffee break in history." Issei commented dryly.

"Well, that...is it." Reno vaguely gestured at the desk. "Where you are supposed to ask for Homeroom."

"Very well." Passing her fingers through her hair, a motion that Issei found incredibly sexy, Priere walked in front of the desk and looked down at the receptionist with a smirk of superiority, hands akimbo. "I want an Homeroom."

"Compile the form I have no idea where to get and wait fifty years." The demon replied without even looking at her. "Or give me 500000 HL, and when I feel like it I will get you one."

"I see."

Priere's kick blasted straight through the desk, atomizing the wood and burying itself into the demon's stomach with a sound akin to a pile of TNT blowing up. From the force the Heavy Knight shot back, hit the opposite wall, bounced back and slammed against the sole of Priere's still extended boot, where he remained hanging from.

"Or-" The redhead continued with a demonic grin. "You get it done, today, before I break your everything. What do you say?"

"Bblblruaaargh..."

"Thought so."


Issei blinked in slight astonishment and confusion, looking around the newly established Homeroom. It looked like any average classroom that you would find at any school with a line of thirty desks, five in each row. It was slightly spacious, but it had little decoration. It looked rather bland, but the chalkboard with the demonic skulls was anything but. All in all, it looked like their old base of operations but better.

However, that was not why he was confused.

"...Reno?" the human turned to the Samurai, who looked rather pleased with himself. "How did we end up here?"

"Did Oppai Baka already forget?" the pyromaniac of the group deadpanned. "We got here through the administrations desk, thanks to the Overlord's agreement!"

Issei scowled. Dammit, seriously, one of these days he was gonna throttle that fire-toting midget! "I get THAT!" he snapped. "What I mean is, how did we get from that to here?! IN A FEW SECONDS?!"

Reno pushed up his glasses, creating a white glare to them. "Simple, really." he informed the brunette. "It was a timeskip~"

"Reno, we talked about this! No breaking the fourth wa-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU MAKING ME SAY?!"

Shiro sighed in irritation. "Shut up." she told him. "Can we just get to what we're going to do from here on? We've got an Homeroom now, so we can get some extra help right?"

"W-we should." Agnes nodded. "And all of us still have plenty of Mana. Plus, we can make characters to help us out in battle."

"But grinding them takes soooo loooong..." Kelly groaned. "Why can't we just leave Kelly to do all the fighting?! Kelly can burn everything down to ashes!"

Asagi stared at the mage, folding her arms over her chest. "...I've met some pretty scary fire mages in my lifetime, but you take the cake girl."

"Kelly accepts the wonderful praise~"

"It wasn't praise, idiot." the gunner deadpanned.

Priere smiled somewhat as she sat atop one of the desks, crossing her legs while leaning back. "You guys get along pretty well, don't you?" she asked Issei, who was still slightly angry at Kelly's words earlier. "It must be nice."

"E-eh?" Issei blinked, now realizing that she was speaking to him. "Well, I guess... To be honest, the only reason they are helping me is because they have their own reasons." Priere raised an eyebrow, curious, and urged him to continue. "Agnes is helping me because, well, she's the kind of person who can't leave people behind, and Shiro's just helping me because Reno is. Reno wants me to bring him to my world so he can see Japan. And as for Kelly..." He frowned. "She's just in it for the fun of it, I think. Plus, she's helping out Agnes."

"And what about her?" the red-haired Overlord looked at Asagi. "What's her story?"

"She's helping us because if she does, she might get her game back." Issei grinned. "Asagi told me she's the star of her own game!"

Priere blinked, looking only mildly interested. "Is that so?"

"It's true!" Asagi cut into the conversation, her eyes set ablaze ("What is it with these people here anyway?!" Issei cried out in disbelief, and just like all the other times, he was ignored) with a fierce determination and raising a trembling, clenched fist. "I was supposed to have my own game, my own series! And some bastard went and stole it! Ooooh, when I find the one who took it, I'm gonna ram my gun right up their as-!"

"M-Miss Asagi!" Agnes half-heartedly stopped her. "Please tone down the graphic imagery! This story is T-rated!"

"And? In case you forgot, the authors of this story have written some pretty gruesome stuff." the gunner pointed out.

"True." Reno joined the conversation. "Then again, T-rated is still T-rated."

Issei for his part pretended that he wasn't hearing any of that. "Anyway..." he said, bringing the conversation back on track. "What do we do? Just make a new character or something?" 'I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT!' He thought in despair.

"Let's hold off on the character making for now." the Samurai suggested, his glasses reflecting the ambient light ominously. "First things first, we need to educate you on how Homeroom works. So, let's get straight into the nitty-gritty, shall we?"

"...Reno, that look in your eyes is seriously scaring me right now."

Shiro giggled. "And it should, Oppai Baka."

Issei's eyebrow twitched as a red 'twitch' mark made itself apparent on his forehead. "QUIT CALLING ME THAT!"

All conversations suddenly stopped when an unknown demon peeked his head into the room. "Ohi. Is this the recently formed Homeroom?"

"Yes." Reno replied. "You are from the Committee, correct? Is there a problem?"

"Nope." he grunted. "Just gonna tell we still need to find a teacher for your lot, so you need to wait. There, I said it." and with that he left.

"Well, that was unhelpful." Asagi snorted.

"I expected something like that. Homeroom is still work, so they need to force a teacher to take care of it." The Samurai explained. "Sorry Ise, it appears we need to wait before showing you the real thing."

"You don't see me complaining." The Japanese boy replied before starting to rub his chin in thought. 'Although, I wouldn't have minded trying my hands at creating a big-titted ninja older sister...No! Bad Issei! No thought that spit on logic and common sense!'

"It's almost time for us to meet with Beryl." Agnes informed everyone. "Shall we go?"

"Yes. No sense in procrastinating longer."

"Alright," Issei grinned as he flicked his nose. "Let's go."


The groups of demons and humans gathered their equipment, from weapons to items, and left. Coincidentally, the place they agreed with Beryl's group to meet on was the area in front of the transportation circle. The three Delinquents in pink were sitting on the stairs, waiting, but stood up when they saw the group arrive.

"Agnes! Issei!" Beryl cheerfully waved at them. "You're perfectly on time: well done! And you also brought friends."

"Uh uh!" The greenette demon nodded with a proud smile. "I told you I would not let you go alone. Everyone, meet my friends. Reno."

The Samurai made the 'V' sign of victory. "My passion is everything that come from Japan."

"Shiro."

"I'm only following Master." She replies, bored.

"Kelly."

"I am a proper Honor Student! I will not become a Delinquent like you! Never!" She screamed while pointing a finger.

"Asa-"

"I am the great and magnificent Asagi!" The gunslinger shouted while striking a pose. "And I am the greatest Heroine the world has ever seen!"

"A true Heroine?!" Beryl asked with stars in her eyes, mimicked by Kyoko and Asuka. "For real?"

"Yes! As soon as I recover my game and publish it!"

"Oh." The pinkette deflated immediately. "So you're, like, just a preview? Lame."

"Waaaahh!" Asagi started crying on Issei's shoulder, who did his best to console her.

"With so many members we have a real Party here!" Beryl took out her book, letting it levitate above her shoulders for a few seconds before putting it down. "Kyoko, Asuka. Are you ready?"

"Of course my Lady." The ninja swooned.

"Let's all become great cooks together." The female Samurai folded her fingers together, resting them on her bosom.

"We're not here to go to Class, but let's do our best." Issei and Agnes grinned. Reno and the others had a mix of various reactions, but couldn't help feeling fired up.

"Wonderful! Home Economics, here we come!" With a fist raised in the air Beryl began to walk towards the circle, followed by the others. "By the way, Agnes?"

"Yes Beryl?"

The small demon looked to the back, where Priere was following them while constantly served by the Prinnies.

"Are you aware that there is an uber-Overlord class demon following you?"

"Yes. She is watching us because it amuses her."

"Ah, make sense."

"She also wants to mooch off a meal from the teacher, if what Ise said about him was true."

Beryl sweat-dropped. "Why am I not surprised?"

"You know-" Priere flipped the pinkette'shair. "If you want to talk about me, I'm right here."

"Sugar! Sorry about that." the young demon nodded apologetically while running her head. "So, um... Sorry for not asking you sooner, but what's your name?"

"Priere."

"Priere...?" Beryl repeated the name, closing her eyes. She felt as if she heard the name before, and began to search her memory. When she finally remembered her eyes became the size of dinner plates, her jaw dropped and her book dropped to the ground with a loud 'THUD!' surprising the others. "Wait, THE Priere?! As in, the badass human nun who became an Overlord?! THAT PRIERE?!"

Issei stopped dead, his face displaying nothing short of surprise and disbelief. "Wait, you used to be a nun?!" he cried, unable to believe that someone as powerful (and as snarky and overbearing) as her used to be apart of the church. Speaking of religion, he vaguely recalled how Shido was also a member of the church, making him wonder how he was doing. He would have to send him a postcard when he got back to the Human World.

"Less by vocation, more for the opportunities." The red-haired demoness giggled recalling the fond memories. "Aaah, those were the days... Nothing like kicking the crap out of any demon that decided to piss you off." she grinned. "Kinda makes me miss the days when everyone around me was strong."

"Wha-how-why-what?!" Issei's brain was suffering from a breakdown, steam flowing out of his head. Naturally he decided to ignore it, writing it off as a thing of his own imagination. "How the hell does a human turn into a demon, much less an Overlord?! Don't tell me that superstition that says 'if you kill one thousand demons you will become one too' is real?!"

"Well, technically speaking it is only half true." Reno informed the pervert. "It is possible for a human to become a demon, though with that method you'd have to kill some pretty powerful demons ranging from Demon Lords to Overlords. Also, Demon Lords are a rank below that of an Overlord but they're still high up on the proverbial power chain."

"Yep." Priere nodded, her grin wide and shinning. "Knocked over a hundred bastards down to trigger the change, though I didn't really become the badass demon queen I am now until I kicked the shit out of a Lv. 700 Demon Lord wannabe. Before that I was trying to become a Holy Maiden." Issei's jaw dropped further. Level 700?! That was WAAAAAAAY higher than theirs by a large margin! And was it just his imagination, or was he seriously starting to accept this weird logic as real? "I didn't really like the title at first, since it was basically shoved on me at the start, but after a while I just learned to accept it."

Asagi blinked rapidly, unsure how to properly respond to her words before managing to form a response. "...You know, I think you and Zetta would get along pretty well."

"Zetta? Who's that?"

"A narcassistic asshole who calls himself the Most Badass Freaking Overlord In The Entire Cosmos."

"Oh yeah, that guy..." The Overlord grinned wickedly, a flare of anticipation flowing through her. "I've heard a bit about him from some other Overlords on my way here. After my business here at Evil Academy is done I'd kill for a chance to fight this guy."

"If you want I can set up a match between you two."

"Seriously?!"

Shiro sweat dropped. "This chick is a total battle maniac..."

Issei couldn't help but agree with that sentiment. Still people like her, who find a genuine immense thrill in the heat of battle, were pretty rare. He wondered if there was anyone like her back home.


Back in the Human World a silver-haired teen sneezed violently, causing him to nearly fly straight into a skyscraper. He managed to avoid it by dashing to the left, but ended up being tussled around before re-orientating himself. "That was close..." he muttered, his blue wings glowing softly in the moonlight. "Is someone talking about me?"


"T-that..." Beryl's body trembled, her bangs covering her eyes. "T-that...!"

"Um..." Asuka became concerned, but looked unsure of what to do. "L-Lady Beryl?" She reached out her hand, as if to touch her in assurance-

"THAT IS SO COOL!"

Priere jumped back, visibly startled by the small girl's sudden action. Issei wisely decided to ignore the fact that stars were twinkling in her eyes, thinking that it might have been the lightning in the hallway. Her hands were pumped close to her chest, and a giant grin revealed a sharp molar. "You were a Holy Maiden?!" she asked excitedly. "That is SO cool! D-Does that mean you were a hero once?!"

"Er..." the red head demoness sweat dropped. "I... guess?" Her expression soured slightly when saying those words, as if they evoked bad memories.

"AWESOMESAUCE! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!"

Issei blinked. Once. Twice. Three times. Finally he gawked. "W-what?!" he cried out. "Hold on! I thought you said you were an Honor Student, or a Delinquent, or whatever the hell passes for a goody-two-shoes here! Why the heck do you want an autograph from a demon queen that could quite possibly kill everybody here!" He paused, turning to Priere. "...nN offense Priere."

The red-haired Overlord waved her hand in dismissal. "None taken."

Beryl smirked as she leaned back, folding her arms over her chest. "It's because she is a badass!" she said proudly. "It doesn't matter if she's an Overlord or some total crazy powerhouse! A badass is a badass, plain and simple! Plus, a Holy Maiden? That is the very definition of a hero!"

"And it's technically her former profession." Reno pointed out.

"Meh, details!"

Kelly sweat dropped. "...And this is supposed to be the best fire mage in Evil Academy?"

Issei sighed heavily, scratching the back of his head furiously. 'It's official.' he thought to himself dejectedly as Beryl went right back into what he dubbed her 'fangirl' mode as she once again asked Priere for her autograph. 'I mean, I knew it was official after the first few days here, but now it's totally, completely official.'

He was oddly disturbed by the fact that he had anime style tears running down his face. He was even more disturbed by the fact that he wasn't questioning it either.

'This place is a madhouse.'


The sight that greeted Issei's eyes after the now familiar experience of Dimensional Teleportation was the interiors of an old, damaged and overrun by plants wooden building. To the Japanese teen it brought to mind one of those really old-style school buildings that could be seen in old anime like Doraemon, or in Issei's case the old school building of Kuoh Academy. Though he looked at it only from the outside, and only in passing.

Currently Issei and the others were in the middle of an old classroom, the roof having collapsed to form a steep but still manageable slope to the classroom above, where he could see a blackboard still in good conditions. 'Or-' He mused after peeking behind a corner. 'We could take the stairs. Yep, definitely better.'

"Just like we left it." Beryl declared, arms akimbo. "This is where we, together with Mao and his group, first fought against Mister Champloo's students."

"You fought his students? Can I ask why?" Reno asked, adjusting his glasses.

"Well, for some reason they appeared out of nowhere and started arguing with Mao over who would take the dragon's egg-"

"Did you say dragon?!" Issei started to sweat, looking around in a panic. "Is there one here? First demons and now dragons?"

"Ah, Mister Issei, you may not know but dragons are also demons. They're one of the Monster Classes." Asuka explained in an attempt to be helpful, though it only increased Issei's confusion regarding demonic biology. "But no, there was just the egg. We didn't find any dragons when we passed through here the first time."

"You must have missed it." Asagi said.

"Maybe, but what that has to-"

"Because there is one right there." The gunslinger finished, pointing a finger upward. Issei followed it and gaped.

There, standing at the edge of the slope, was a creature that could be only described as a 'dragon'. It was a winged, bipedal lizard-like creature, covered in green and white scales with yellow stripes on its front arms, wings and horns, of which it had two pairs. It had a large maw filled with razor-sharp fangs and yellow snake-like eyes.

In Issei's eyes, such a creature could only be a 'dragon'.

Though, the fact said 'dragon' was also gaping and there was fear in its eyes somehow ruined the scene. As if there were expectations to met and the creature decided to ignore them by acting out of context.

"Amazing!" Beryl pointed a finger, eyes sparkling. "A real dragon! I have never seen one here at Evil Academy before!"

"My Lady, what about the Holy and Zombie-"

"Dogs and walking bones don't count!"

The dragon let out a yelp and turned around, disappearing from view.

"What! No! Come back here!" Beryl yelled while running towards the stairs. "Give me your autograph!"

"My Lady! Please wait!"

"B-Beryl!"

'First Priere and now a dragon? Does she want an autograph so badly she would go after anyone?' The brunette thought in disbelief as he watched Kyoko, Asuka and Agnes running after the Delinquent. "Shouldn't we go after them?"

"Why? Kelly says let the idiots deal with their idiocy."

"Sure." Reno crossed his arms. "Except they are the only ones who know the road."

There was a collective "..." moment.

"Yeah, no real choice here." Asagi sighed. "Let get back the shorties."

"I AM STILL GROWING!" A cry that suspiciously sounded like Beryl's came from far away. The group ignored it to follow after their missing members.

"W-What should we do Mistress?" A Prinny with a large sweatdrop near his head asked Priere.

The Overlord sighed. "Let's follow them. I hope it's something interesting."


When Issei and the others finally caught up with Beryl she was frantically looking around the remains of a basketball court, with Agnes trying to catch her breath. "Sugar! We lost it! Where did it go?"

"I-LOOK OUT!" Kyoko began before her eyes widened and she hastily tackled Beryl away from the large thrown piece of masonry that would have flattened her. The near miss had the effects to send everyone into a state of alert, weapons drawn and spells ready.

"Where's the enemy? Kelly will cook them good!"

The fire mage's inquiry was answered when someone drop down from above in the middle of the room. The figure stood crouched for a few seconds before standing up, allowing Issei to give it a proper look.

'It' was a girl, and like Shiro she didn't look completely human: her legs and forearms were covered in dark-green scales and ended in fearsome claws, three digits for her feet and five for her hands, with a long tail. Her body was bare save for scales that hid her most private parts. It still left very little to the imagination, especially considering than her breasts were large, extremely so if compared to her lean and slender figure. Lastly the mysterious girl had greenish hair cut in a boyish cut and yellow slitted eyes currently glaring at the assembled demons with fury.

Issei, when he first saw her, immediately developed bulging hearts in his eyes (he was too engrossed by her body to actually try to rationalize it or ignore it) and a massive nosebleed. 'Totally hot monster-girl at twelve'o'clock!' he thought perversely, his lust running on full auto pilot. 'Her breasts...! Haaaaaah, they must be as big as Shiro's!' Monster-girl hentai was probably among Issei's top fetishes, others being incest (but only older sisters and younger brothers), reverse rape (so long as it didn't involve yandere and torture and ended well for the unlucky, or lucky guy), and MILF/Housewife. However, nothing could compare to the majesty that was the monster girl fetish!

Sadly, though... Issei realized that she was pissed. And who was she pissed at, you ask?

Them.

"...Are you the ones who killed the dragons here?" the girl asked, baring her fangs. The brunette took a step back when he saw sharp fangs for molars, which looked as if they could rend and tear him apart. Dammit, what was it with this place and its violent girls?! Why couldn't they be sweet, like Agnes? Her eyes narrowed, and Issei could have sworn he felt her killing intent. "So, you guys came to finish the job..."

"W-whoa, hold on a sec!" he immediately put himself between his friends and Beryl's group and the dragon-like girl. "I-I dunno what's got you so angry, but whatever happened here, it wasn't our-HOLY FRIJOLES!" He quickly jumped back when the girl leaped into the air, bringing her scaled hand down to the ground. The floorboards splintered apart into little more than debris, flying into the air while Issei's feet skidded across the floor, panting with sweat on his face as he looked to see the girl glaring intensely at him and the others.

"No more talk!" the girl roared. "I'll kill you all here! I'll tear you limb from limb!"

Following her declaration eight more dragons swooped down from above and landed behind her. Unlike the first one those had scales colored a pale violet and looked much fiercer. She slammed her claws on the ground again, blowing another hole in the floorboards before jumping towards Issei, the dragons following her example by swarming the others.

Reno gritted his teeth. "Everyone, get ready!" he shouted, bringing out his sword while Agnes and Kelly took the rear, having little physical prowess. Shiro and Asagi smirked as they stood by their respective partners. Beryl and her two lackeys prepared for combat as well, the Kunoichi cracking her knuckles while the Miko slipped into a combat stance with her spear. Beryl simply brought out her book which levitated beside her, its pages flapping rapidly.

Priere however simply leaned back as she sat atop a nearby desk, crossing her legs and propped up her arms to support herself. "Huh, this oughtta be good." she grinned. "Prinnies, get me some popcorn!"

"YES MISTRESS!" Replied the poor slaves.

"I want to make this clear: as a Delinquent, violence isn't the answer!" Beryl said with a grin before a red magic circle appeared under her feet. "But if you attack first, then defending ourselves is perfectly fine! Fire!"

At her command a fireball formed in front of her before shooting at the target. It hit dead-on one of the dragons, but when the flames went out its body was barely singed. The Delinquent's face fell. "Shoot! Don't tell me they're resistant to Fire?!"

As if confirming her words the dragon took a deep breath. "Wind Breaker!" It roared before releasing a wide jet of fire. The pink-haired demon dodged it: she too had a very high resistance to Fire, but she wasn't willing to risk it. That proved to be a wise move when her opponent came barreling immediately behind the flames, biting down with its fangs where Beryl was only a moment ago.

"As expected from what is considered the best clan of Monsters! But don't think it will be enough!" The pages of the book flapped again, three pink energy orbs forming around Beryl.

"Please, forgive me." Kyoko said in an apologetic tone before slamming her fist into the dragon's mug with enough force to sent it skidding backward.

Asuka bowed her head towards one of the dragons. "Forgive me for doing this." she said as she brought up her spear. The dragon's eyes widened as Asuka flashed right past it, her feet skidding across the floor board. A second later a gash erupted across one of its arms, causing it to scream in pain before glaring daggers at the miko-warrior with flames burning from its jaws.

Asagi stayed in the rear, shooting at whatever dragon came near her comrades. Kelly and Agnes also stood behind: the pyromaniac was not happy knowing that the overgrown lizards wouldn't be affected by her flames, making her practically useless in the fight. The only real support she could offer was protecting Agnes while she tried to heal anyone that was injured. As for Reno, he and Shiro were already engaged in combat with another dragon, coordinating their attacks. The Nekomata struck up front and center, evading being swiped, burned, and bitten while striking away at it, jumping over its tail while her body spun around to deliver a roundhouse kick to its jaw, staggering it long enough for Reno to rush in and swing his sword. While it hadn't done much damage, it was still enough to make a dent. He followed up with another slash, this time at its side, before he jumped away to avoid being hit by a blast of fire. "Of all the rotten luck...!" he cursed. "To think our first batch of enemies would be dragons... This does not bode well."

Shiro nodded. "Yeah... Still, what in the world is that girl?" she pointed to the demi-human that was fighting with Issei. "I've never saw demons like her before."

Speaking of Issei, he was thinking that perhaps the universe had it out for him for whatever ungodly reason. First he got dragged into a school version of hell, he became friends with a bunch of demons, learned he's practically being forced to follow the rules of a goddamn vidego game logic that makes no sense whatsoever before being forced to fight a majorly cute girl who was downright sexy. She was easily in his top ten.

And right now... said girl was trying to kill him.

"Can't we-!" He ducked underneath a punch that would have bashed his teeth in. "Talk-!" He moved to the right, avoiding a kick before bringing up his arms to deflect a follow up strike. "About this?!"

"No more talking! Just die!"

"Look! I really-Ooff!" The tail came as a surprise, ramming into his guts with such force he would have puked had his stomach not already digested the last meal. Instead he was merely swept off his feet and tossed a good five meters backwards, landing quite painfully at the end of it and rolling a few times before he managed to stop and push himself back on his feet.

'Okay.' Issei thought through the daze. 'This hot chick is really trying to kill me.'

Now, Hyodo Issei was without a doubt a pervert with a massive passion for breasts and some questionable fetishes-though he prided himself in having a firm set of morals-but if it came down to a really hot girl fully dedicated to end his life?

Well. He was all those things, but a stupid harem story protagonist that let girls beat him without just reason or refuse to fight back due to chivarly he was certainly not!

"That's enough already!" With a grunt he unsheathed his sword and tensed his left arm, Twice Critical appearing over it.

[BOOST!]

[Issei Hyoudou - Level 20-23]

The monster girl stopped moving at the display, eyes blinking in confusion. "Wait, what was tha-Aaaaahh!" Her question turned into a scream as Issei used Blade Rush to attack extra fast and land a solid blow. "I-I am not done yet!" Gritting her teeth to perform a lot of quick swipes with her claws.

Despite his best efforts Issei failed to parry them all, resulting in a few more cuts on his body. 'She's not only strong, but also fast!' Deciding to play smart he pretended to lose his balance and fall on the ground. Immediately the monster girl pounced to press the advantage, but the moment she did so Issei bent his knees near his chest before kicking forward with both feet. The double kick nailed her in the face and, just like him before, she was tossed backward before slamming directly into one of the dragons that were harassing Shiro and Reno.

"Clear the way!" Issei warned his allies, red light gathering into his left palm. They scattered at once, recognizing what the Japanese boy was going to do.

"Dragon Shot!"

The energy beam engulfed both monster girl and dragon, carving a large furrow into the ground and blowing up the wall. When it subsided the dragon had fainted, his eyes replaced by rolling spirals, but the monster girl was still standing albeit unsteadily. "Not enough, not enough!" There was a fire burning in her eyes, but to Issei it wasn't just killing intent anymore: there was something else now, something more... primal. "I need to protect the dragons! I need... I need... MORE POWER!"

Her body arched backward, arms cocked and claws contracting, and she let out a powerful roar. She began to flow with a green and yellow aura of energy before the latter was absorbed into her mouth.

"Tyranno..." Her voice was barely a whisper, and yet everyone heard her.

Reno's eyes widened. "Oh shit! Issei, dod-"

"Breath!" She finished, breathing out a yellow and green wave of energy that hit Issei with the force of a hurricane.

The blast struck him dead on and threw him across the room. His back slammed into the wall, crashing right into it. The force of the impact sent pieces of splintered debris flying, and an indention formed in the shape of his body. Blood gushed from his mouth as the HP bar on his status screen dropped dramatically. Shiro's eyes widened in absolute disbelief at the sight. "One hit, and his health dropped down to a third?!" she cried as she jumped away, avoiding being chomped on by a dragon. "That attack... Was it an Unique Skill?"

"I don't believe it..." Reno whispered in slight awe and fear. "She's... A T-Rex Demon? I though they were extinct!"

Asagi jumped up, bringing up her gun and letting loose. "Gunman Spirit!" she shouted, firing off three rounds that hit the dragon on its skull and threw it onto the floor. It left it only stunned, but it was enough time for her to perform her next act. "And, Cameo Star!" She brought out her Morning Star-wherever the hell she was hiding it-and threw it straight down. The dragon roared in pain as it slammed straight into its abdomen, the pain and damage causing the demon to faint. The gunner felt the released Mana flowing into her as she landed back to the ground, huffing in annoyance. "Dammit all..." she cursed as she looked to her comrades. "The hell is a T-Rex Demon? I know about dinosaurs, but I don't ever remember there being dinosaur DEMONS!"

"It's a rumor I heard once." The Samurai replied as he covered for Agnes while she went to heal Issei. "They originated from a very ancient Netherworld. Like Nekomata and Slumber Cats that are Demons who share characteristics with cats, they're supposed to share characteristics with dinosaurs. Some even said they're the ancestors of the Dragon race."

"That sounds like nerd bullshit." Kelly commented with a dry tone.

"Maybe." he nodded in agreement. "But either way she is a dangerous combatant." He scowled. "And that attack is also a problem... Look at Issei's elemental resistances." The group frowned in confusion, looking at Issei's status screen. That was when they noticed it.

His Fire Resistance had dropped down. "You gotta be kiddin'!" Asagi cursed. "This brat can lower our elemental defenses?!"

"Ise, hold on!" Agnes cried as she casted her healing spell. The warm light encroached her body before flowing towards Issei. The blood dribbling from his chin, as well as the aching pain all over, slowly eased away.

Sadly, the stink did not vanish.

'Gah, her breath totally reeks...!' he thought, nearly gagging as he dislodged himself from the wall. 'But... Damn that hurt!'

Looking around Issei saw that of the original eight dragons three were down for the count, and the remaining five were weakened but still able to fight. His own side had yet to suffer a loss, but because Kelly's attacks were ineffective the others had to cover for her and were now tired.

[BOOST RESET!]

Aaand, apparently Twice Critical had a time limit. Or maybe it was deactivated by the large amount of damage. He tried to feel around, and got the impression he could double his Mana by paying the cost again.

It wasn't a hopeless fight. It was, however, an uncertain one. The brunette tried to think of ways to bring the battle to an end but could think of only one. "We need to defeat her." He said, looking at the dinosaur girl (yes he heard Reno's explanation, and was desperately avoiding thinking how chuuni a demonic dinosaur monster-girl sounded). "She's obviously their boss. If we do that the others may get demoralized and surrender."

"Maybe, but how we do it?" Asagi asked. "Do you have a plan?"

"Actually, yes."

The gunslinger slowly turned her head around, looking at Issei from above her shoulder while she kept aiming her guns at the dragons. "You do?"

Issei smirked before whispering two words.

Everyone turned to look at him.

"It can work." Beryl grinned. "But who?"

"Me, Agnes and Asagi." Issei pointed at the two girls. "The rest must hold off the dragons."

"I'm with Ise!" Agnes replied energetically.

"Been awhile since I did that." Asagi mused, but she was also smiling.

"I suppose it-INCOMING!" Everyone jumped away just as the T-Rex Demon and two dragons hit with a flying kick where they previously stood.

"TALKING IS A FREE ACTION YOU ASS-HOLES!" Kelly screamed before shooting a fireball at one of the two dragons. It splashed against his scales, causing low damage.

The tip of Kelly's staff in his eye, on the other hand, elicit a rather shrill roar.

Meanwhile Issei, Agnes and Asagi ran towards the dinosaur girl. The gunslinger fired another Gunman Spirit before switching to normal bullets, followed by the greenette thrusting her spear. Their opponent weathered through the bullets with a pained grunt and deflected the spear with one claw before his other one clashed with Issei's sword. "Give up!"

"Not happening! By the way, your breath stinks!"

"S-Shut up!" She shouted back, blushing. "I just ate something bad!"

"More something rotting!"

"Why yooouuuuu!" Pushing away the sword she took a deep breath.

[BOOST!]

Only to harmlessly release it when Issei's gauntleted hand uppercutted her in the stomach. She doubled over, momentary stunned.

Issei raised his sword.

Agnes stepped on his right side, spear held high.

Asagi stepped on his left side, guns pointed forward.

And flames danced around them.

""TEAM ATTACK!""

Issei slashed upward, cutting through scales and tossing his opponent into the air. Asagi jumped and performed a flying kick, sending the dinosaur girl even higher. At the apex Agnes materialized above her and batted her back with her spear.

It was in that moment that blue electricity surrounded the dinosaur girl, keeping her suspended in the air, the energy flowing from the clenched right fists of the three attackers. The girls were standing in middair above and to the sides of their opponent, while Issei was still on the ground.

They cocked back their fists before jumping towards the dinosaur girl.

"Don't be sorry!"

"This is the end!"

"How I am doing whatever the hell I am doing?!"

They hit at the same time, their electrified punches releasing a small explosion that damaged only their opponent, leaving them unarmed as they reappear back on their starting positions.

A smoking T-Rex Demon landed down on the ground. She didn't get up.


I wasn't the only one annoyed that dragons only appeared as DLC in Disgaea 3, right?

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Title: ?

Weapon Type: Monster (Physical)

Magichange: Fist

Magichange Skills:

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Personal Skills:

Tyranno Breath (? inhales before breathing out a yellow and green wave of energy. Reduces a random elemental resistance of the targets by -25%) Description: Did I eat something bad? Range: 1 (3x1 line formation)

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Appearance: ? is a monster girl with a reptilian lower body, a long tail and claws from below the elbows, but the torso and the head is human. She has yellow slitted eyes and greenish hair in a boyish cut. Her body is covered in scales that hide her most private parts. Lastly she has extremely large breasts that don't match her size.