'This is stupid.' The little voice in the back of his head nagged.

'I didn't ask you, and by the way, do you think you might be able to shut up?'

'You're going to get killed.' It kept nagging.

'Okay, I've tried saying this nicely but, NOBODY asked for your opinion mate, so could you just SHUT UP?

'Fine, but you'll be sorr-'

'up-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup, no no no, shut up.'

'But-'

'SHUT. UP'

Beautiful silence.

Although, Wheatley had to admit this plan was the stupidest plan in the history of everything.

At least he had his wallet, though.

Yup, one authentic leather passed-down-through-the-family-for-generations wallet. With a driver's license that has been out of date for 89 years.

Now, Wheatley isn't going to divulge his horribly idiotic plan to anyone until he gets to step 1.

Which should start... NOW!

Any minute now...

Come on...

Just start already!

BOOM

A giant hole was blown in the wall of the Central Core Chamber.

So Wheatley walked in.

"'ello!" Wheatley shouted cheerfully

"Oh. You." She replied flatly.

"Well, according to all of the movies I've watched with the scientists, right now is when you (the villain) start explaining to me (the hero) what your evil-genius-plan is."

"What are you talking abou-"

"So, I guess because YOU'RE not gonna explain YOUR plan, I'll just explain mine."

"I don't even have pla-"

"Part 1," Wheatley looked up at the ceiling, "Is this. SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR OVERRIDE."

"A System Administrator has called for the Administrator Override Protocol protocol, temporary vocal control has been granted to the System Administrator in question."

"What are you doing? How do you have security clearance for that?" GLaDOS asked with a bit of panic in her voice. And if glares could kill, Wheatley would have died twelve times by now.

"Part 2..." Wheatley looked a bit thoughtful, "Is this. GENETIC LIFEFORM AND DISK OPERATING SYSTEM SYSTEM RESTORE, RESTORE DATE JANUARY 9, 1999."

"Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System System Restore started, designated backup date: January 9, 1999. You have '45' seconds to cancel this restore before the restore begins."

"Stop! No! Please!"

"Okay, I'll stop it. If you let me go first. See, I can't activate the elevator from inside the elevator, that violates a protocol, and I can't gain manual access to that elevator, because it can exit the facility. So, I've given you a reason to let me go, if you don't let me go, you will be restored to the day after you were first activated. If you do let me go, the moment I step outside of the facility, I lose control and you can stop the restore."

"'30' seconds until the restore begins."

"Fine. Get in the elevator." After she said that, Wheatley ran over and into the elevator, and the elevator started going up.

But it took too long.

It had already been thirty seconds by the time the elevator was only half way to the top, so it stopped, waited a few minutes, and then the elevator came back down.

"Who are you?"