i know i said i was going to do alexs next and i had half of it typed up but then my brother did some stuff to the computer to get his game to work and it ended up deleting all my photos music and documents, and i really didn't feel like typing it all up again, so you got anna instead. and i would like to thank my friend mimee for going over the story with me it really helped!

disclaimer i do not own naruto

I hate this world. And as far as I can tell this world hates me.

Those were my thoughts as I was hauled off to a cold room that was soon filled with my many curses.

I mean why couldn't Tsunade be a ditsy blonde like how she's portrayed in almost every naruto video game I own? She could've been all like "oh no something unordinary has happened! How bout while I figure this out you go ahead and explore the village! Oh and remember your new all expense paid apartment is two doors down from naruto the kiyubi contain- I mean the most normal kid in the village! So go ahead and bug him whenever you need something!" hahhah. Funny stuff. She knew how to cuss though, I suppose I have to give her that. And I know she was just doing her job and if I was her I would've locked me up and thrown away the key if I had talked to me like that, that still doesn't stop me from hating her lily livered, belly itching, bubble gum chewing, guts. In fact, I think I hate them more.

I've been sitting here for a while now, almost falling asleep but do to the tight restraints that were still tied around me, whenever I started to drift off I would move just a bit and then it would cut into my ribs or arms more and effectively wake me up. But I was having fun imagining Tsunades death by tomato thirsty puppet vampire, and let me tell you, that is entertaining.

But alas all good things come to an end, and I was pulled out of my wonderful musings with the sound of the cell door screeching open and a bright light flooding the room. I blinked up blearily at the figure silhouetted against the light coming from the doorway.

"why hello miss uchiha, and how are we doing today?" oh great it's the copy cat, curse of playgrounds world wide.

"shut up you pizza faced scapegoat"

"mmm, now I don't really know what 'pizza' means but seeing as its coming from you I'll take it as a insult" he was smiling. The jerk.

He shut the door behind him and a light on the ceiling tuned on as he sat down on the floor opposite me.

He had a loaf of bread in his hand. Now it wasn't the pre-sliced crap you get from the store that's only good if you have at lest one other thing on it to drown out the taste, this was freshly baked homemade bread, the sort of stuff you tore a whole hunk off of and then eat plain cause it was just as good as it was with butter. Yeah, it was that sort of bread. My stomach gurgled uncomfortably and my mouth started to water as I eyed the bread, when's the last time I ate? I was promised a pizza eating contest at the party so I hadn't had lunch, so I could better beat Chase and laugh at her. How long have I been here? Maybe a couple hours? Twelve? Fifteen? Oh, how the hell would I know? I just want the bread!

"it seems like someone missed breakfast" he saw me looking at the bread. Damn him.

"it seems like someone is a waste of space"

"now that's not a very nice thing to say"

"my apologies I thought we were stating the obvious" he chuckled at that, oh god, my insults aren't even annoying him, how is he doing that? Why is he not having a internal battle trying to stop himself from killing me? Is he even possible?

Haha. He's a freaking ninja and I'm asking if him not being insulted when I insult him is possible.

"would you like some?"

"of what?" for some reason that sounded like a trick question.

"the bread. Though you could wait for the guard to come down and give you the same food everyone else gets, I hear they have wonderful gruel" in response I stuck my hand out.

"say, please" that damn smiling pig dog.

"please" I ground out. Ha handed it to me and I bit a huge chunk out of it and chewed furiously.

"alright kid, you seem nice enough, once you get pass all the name calling and insults, so I'm going to cut you a deal, tell me all about how you got in the village and where you come from and I'll see if I can get you out of here." he was serious. that's not good.

I swallowed the bread and thought through my next words carefully. It wouldn't do any good to tell the truth and have him think I was a lunatic who had somehow gotten into his village, but lying to him wasn't smart ether, I'm sure ninja have a freaky way of telling when someone's lying, and being caught lying to them would be very bad in the long run.

"so, what will it be?" oh, to Hades with it

"I don't suppose you would believe me if I said I came from another world?"

"no, no I wouldn't" he said with a straight face. oh for all that is holy! well so much for that idea I guess I have to use my imagination sometime.

"good cause then you would be even more of a idiot" hmm what should I say? Oh, that's a good one Chase told me once about this idea she had and wondered why Orochimaru never did it! Its perfect!

"look all I know is that I was walking along like I do every day, and then suddenly some dorky four eyes popped out of nowhere and knocked me out. The next thing I know, I'm dressed up like this and getting beaten up by your dumb ass guard!" I finished glaring at him.

"well that is strange. Do you remember anything else? Anything at all?"

"no. can I go now?"

"thank you for cooperating. I have to go now. I'll see what I can do."

"hey you can't just leave! I'm wrongly imprisoned! This is a felony! Come back here you stink pig! You damn pansy! Your mother's a hamster!"

"SLAM" went the door.

"jerk"

"so, how'd it go?" that was Tsunade talking, I'd know her voice anywhere.

"surprisingly well" that'd be Kakashi, I don't know exactly what he was doing for Tsunade, but my money's on that it something to do with sasuke.

"what'd you learn?" I pressed my ear closer to the wood of the door, this is what I've been waiting for!

"She herself doesn't seem to be any real threat to the village, it seems likely however that Orochimaru is doing something similar to the uchiha clan as he did with the senju" what? She? So their not talking about sasuke? But their talking about Orochimaru I should continue to listen, just in case.

"what, you don't mean like the same thing as Yamoto, do you?" now what's this about captain Yamoto?

"I'm afraid so, but she ate the bread so if she does turn out to be a spy or if Orochimaru put a mind jutsu on her, we'll be able to track her anywhere" wow, a shinobi of Orochimaru was foolish enough to eat some food given by the enemy without examining it thoroughly first? How sad.

"perfect just what I needed another migraine. So Kakashi tell me in your expert opinion what does Orochimaru have to gain by dropping a seemingly successful uchiha power cloning experiment in our laps?" power cloning experiment?

"the word 'diversion' comes to mind, we definitely want to keep this quiet for now" diversion? Does that mean he's planning to attack?

"exactly what I was thinking, Kakas-" I stiffened as the boy next to me let his cloaking jutsu go, "no, naruto don't!" I whispered franticly, if he blew our cover now who knows how much trouble we'll get in to! I made a grab for his arm but I only just brushed his jacket as he stood up and lunged at the door.

"SLAM"

"grahma Tsunade, you better tell me what happened to sasuke right now or I'll tear apart your whole office looking for him!" that IDIOT! I screamed in my head as I ran into the room after him, Once we get out of here I'm gonna smash him through the village wall!

"You really think I'm gonna keep him in my office brat?!?"

"doesn't matter!"

"Yes it does!"

"no it DOSEN'T!"

"YES IT DOES!"

"NO IT DOSE-"

"Naruto, be quiet!" oh thank god, if Kakashi hadn't stepped in they would've gone on forever.

"I'm not gonna be quiet until you tell me where sasuke is!"

"sasuke isn't here naruto if you were listening at all while you were hiding behind that door you would know that."

"so, if sasuke isn't here then who is?"

"good question Sakura" he said smiling. "and the answer is, sasuke's cousin"

"what? Sasuke has a cousin? But this is great! The reason sasuke left was because he didn't have any family left! But now that he does he can come back! Right?"

"its not that easy naruto, we need to keep the existence of another uchiha secret for now you got that?"

"But Why!?"

"don't be an idiot naruto! If people found out about another uchiha they'd be after her just like they were after sasuke!"

"but what about sasuke? He needs to know!"

"Naruto, we'll talk about this later, right now I need to speak with Kakashi, you and Sakura need to go, now!"

"but, grama-"

"naruto leave now and I promise I'll let you meet sasuke's cousin" if we could talk with a cousin of sasuke's then we could find out everything about him, if nothing else we can blackmail him back into the village!

"no wa-" I stomped my heel on to naruto's toes and said "of course lady Tsunade!" I then grabbed naruto by the collar and dragged him out of the office while he yelled about his foot being broken, the big baby, didn't he see what a great opportunity this is?