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"Oh my god..." said Peach, sadly. "Oh no!" Daisy said. "Why?" Luigi said. "Bummer..." said Peasley. "How could this have happen?" said Mario. Everyone was sad that their friend was now dead, but no one was sadder than Waluigi, who was Wario's brother. "My brother has been murdered! How could have done this to him?!" Mario, who was sad because Wario was his best friend since elementary school, said this, "Everyone from school was at this party. It could have been anyone. But who?" They all turned to Toad and Toadette. "Well?!" Mario suddenly got angry, and he picked up each toad with his fists, balled up in their shirt collars, with each toad in one hand. "Did you two do this to him? You did sneak off earlier! DId you sneak off to kill Wario?" Mario's voice resonated with the angriest of earthquakes.
"N-No! We just found him murdered in the bathroom! We only snuck off to have sex!" Toad said, crying because he was scared of Mario's potent fury. "I swear on Toadette's recently scrambled vagina!" Toadette agreed, nodding her head, and she pulled down her panties to show them the fresh semen leaking from her fungina. Mario let them go, as he was now convinced they were innocent. Mario told them to show him where they found the body, so Mario and the gang followed Toad and Toadette to the scene of the crime. Blood was all over the floor, and some of Wario's chunks were still on the floor and were no longer attached to his body.
"Oh my god! This is awful! How am I gonna clean this up before my parents get home!" Peach cried as she went into the bathroom to investigate. She made sure not to step in the pool of blood because she didn't want to get her shoes dirty. Blood was everywhere. It was smeared on the mirror and the floor and the walls, and the bath tub was full of blood and guts and chunks and also one of Wario's eyeballs. "Poor Wario! Who did this?" But then, she saw something floating in the bathtub. It was a small roundish yellow thing that kinda looked like a guitar pick. She picked it up and put it in a plastic Ziploc bag. "This must be a clue!" she said like a detective she was.
"What is that?" said Peasley, looking at the clue. "Whoa, is that a guitar pick? Can I have it?" Peasley was a guitar player and was really good at it, but this was no guitar pick. "No Peasley, it's a clue. We need to solve Wario's murder and bring justice to his name!" said Peach. "Yeah! Whoever did this will rot in Hell." Mario said, angry and full of revengeful spirits. Everyone decided it was a good time to start cleaning up, because the party was now over and everyone went home. Peach and Daisy scrubbed the blood out of the floors and walls and everyone else took care of the ballroom, except for Waluigi who was in charge of cleaning up Wario's body for the funeral. After everything was taken care of, they took Wario to Wario and Waluigi's house so they could bury him in the front yard.
Wario was put in a nice tux and his yellow hat, and also he was holding a football because that was what he was good at. Mario and Luigi were there, and they brought the snacks and drinks. Peach was there, and so was Daisy, and they wore black dresses with the veils, and all the guys had on tuxes too so they could show respect for the dead. Waluigi and his mom was there, too, for the funeral. "He was a good son! But he is now gone! Oh why!" Waluigi's mother cried, "He is gone just like his father!" She cried onto Waluigi's shoulder and he got kinda upset because he was getting wet but he was too sad to care.
Mario said he would be the minister to say a prayer and out his soul and body to rest in the ground. Everyone sat in some lawn chairs, and they had dug a hole in the ground to put his body in. Waluigi and his mom sat in the front row so they could get a good look at the body. "And now, we are gathered here today to put the late Wario to rest in the ground. He was murdered earlier tonight at a party. Even though it was badass, his death was not. He will be missed, and he was my best friend. He was also a brother, and a son, and one of the best players on the Football team besides me. And we beg to The Lord to take him up to heaven and we hope that he is in a better place now." Everyone was crying really loud, and some of the neighbors got mad and threw silverware at them. They stopped crying so they could put flowers in the hole on top of Wario's body, and they refilled the hole with dirt and patted it down to make sure he wouldn't come back up. He was buried right next to his father, and they put a giant W tomb stone on his grave.
Waluigi and his mom were still crying a lot, and they went inside their house to watch TV and eat food. Everyone else went home to their houses too and went to bed because they were so tired from such an eventful day. They dd not expect it to turn out this way. Mario could not believe it. "Who could have done this? Wario was a good man. He did not deserve this..." Mario laid in bed, he stayed awake for hours, just thinking about his dead friend. He decided to sit up, and he kneeled down in front of his bed. "Wario? Can you hear me? I'm sorry I couldn't save you. Whatever it takes, I will find out who killed you, and I will bring them to justice. With God as my witness, I will avenge you."