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Author's Note-Just shoot me why don't you. Just as soon as I have a boyfriend I dump him because I decided that I don't want one. So yea, that's my life. ::applause::. Here's next chapter, try to enjoy it. And most defiantly review!!! I also wanted to apologize to Nina who has been trying to find out what happens, I'm so sorry. I have a good excuse, first the thing with the laptop, then when I thought my Dad could scan the disks he just HAD to go to the hospital to get an emergency surgery, so yeah.

IMPORTANT NOTE-Bash my head against a wall why don't you. Obviously this story was not completed by June 1. I will update as frequently as possible. At least I'm getting somewhere, okay? So yea, shoot me.

Here is the first chapter of the four that I'm posting today. They will all be up between now and midnight. So enjoy.

Twisted Romance

By: Unknown Saiyan

Chapter 10: The Pool

The remaining contestants are as follows:

Din, Farore, Malon, Ruto, Saria, and Zelda. (Just incase you needed a refresher.)

The six girls squealed with excitement. They were just so ecstatic about tonight. They all felt like a million dollars, even though they were worth ten dollars max, for all six of them.

All six of the girls had revealing bathing suites on. They all bitched at one another how one was sluty and how the other made so and so look like a wench. But, that was until Link got there. They all stopped their arguing and played the part of innocent little angles, it was getting competitive. Survival of the fittest.

Link took his sweet time in checking all of the girls out. He did quite a thorough job at it too, might I add.

Din was very tall and slender, and her hair cascaded down her slim, fit back. Link was drooling over her. She had the body of a super model. Her bust wasn't too large but not entirely small. He thought she had one of the cutest asses he's ever seen. He smirked when he remembered that he had, in fact, fucked the goddess. He could hardly remember it, though. It was dark in the room and it was over in about three minutes. It was like, I need my release and that's all I want from you. Oh, he wasn't done with her. He would defiantly take her for another 'test ride'.

Farore was next. Her bathing suite showed almost her entire ass, it was as if she was wearing a thong. Link was slightly aroused by this, but he remembered to play it smooth because he wanted to get more than just one girl' pants tonight. Farore had the average body of a teenage hottie, that was a baby prostitute at the public high school. He remembered what she did to him that night at the restaurant. She made him so God damn horny he wanted to shit in his pants. She had the attitude of a porn star, he liked that about her.

Malon, what wasn't hot about her? When a guy had a sex dream she was the girl in the dream. She was very forward, but very picky with choosing her men. She played guys, but Link knew that she was totally obsessed with him. She had an extremely large rack. Her nipples slightly pierced the material of her swim suite. She defiantly had the best of a lot of girls there. She had the best boobs, ass, hips, and legs Link had ever laid eyes on.

Ruto was once again naked. But, she always walked around naked. She had no nipples and God Link didn't know what to think of her body. It was quite different than what Link was used to looking at in his magazines . . . oops, let that one slip . . . Out of curiosity he wondered if female Zoras were capable of doing other 'pleasurable' things. He didn't know.

Saria, now he could go on forever about every thing she 'didn't have'. She didn't have boobs. Her body looked like a seven year old girls. Link couldn't look at her any longer and turned to look at Zelda.

Zelda was just the perfectionist. She was the typical 'hit and run' type girl. She was pretty average with her body. The only difference between her and preps was that she was a hoe. Kinda. When in the right mood she would totally ride you like you were some wild mare. Okay, calm down Link. He felt excited remembering the time when they were fifteen when they fucked each other after a party. It was her first time. Hehe. . . Ever since then she gave it to him every day for a month. She was really wild. . .

"Ladies, shall we continue?" Link asked them as Zelda took his arm that he had offered her. The other girls made faces at her when her back was turned. Link glanced at the clock which read 11:06. 'Good, I have until 3:00 to get as much action as I can.' He thought with a smirk.

Everyone immediately gathered around the hot tub, which could, ironically, fit seven. The girls battled for the two spots next to Link. The two victors smirked and slyly slid into the tub. Malon and Saria both sat besides Link as the other girls slumped in and crossed their arms.

AUTHOR'S NOTE- This is a WARNING. You may not want to continue on because there are some very limey substances next and lemons so do not read on if you are offended by this sort of stuff. There, you have been warned so don't come crying to me if you were 'disturbed'.

Malon loved this, she knew what she was going to do and she knew it would drive Link mad. The other girls quickly forgot about being mad about not being able to sit by Link. They soon began to gossip about the latest random shit. When Malon noticed that no one was paying any attention to Link she made her move.

She placed her hand on Link's upper thigh, implying what she was up to. She immediately received the reaction from Link when he looked at her with surprise. She smirked. 'I have you right were I want you, Link.' She thought. 'Fifteen minutes after the round started and I'm already have some action coming my way.' Link thought as he grabbed Malon's hand and placed it by the elastic of his trunks.

She smiled evilly, but pulled her hand away. She was going to make him play her little game first. She grabbed his hand and placed it firmly on her right breast. His eyes when double their size and he roughly massaged it. He was glad that she was sitting low enough so that no one could tell what he was doing. It would be impossible to see under the water because there were bubbles everywhere.

Malon grabbed his hand and pulled it away. She smiled at him and shook her head 'no'. She then rubbed her hand up and down his inner thigh and he stiffened. He suppressed a moan and just as he was getting ready to grab her and ravish her she pulled away yet again. His breathing was heavy and he clearly had an erection when she brushed her hand over his area. She mouthed the word 'O' and smiled like the devil.

She then exited the hot tub and informed everyone that she needed to use the restroom and left, giving a small wink to Link.

'Damn, her. I'm so damn horny now. Let's play her little game.' Link thought with a smirk as he too left the hot tub.

He turned the corner to be pulled into a kiss by Malon. She pushed him into a dressing room and began to move her hands across his body. She didn't wait now, now she had him. But, she didn't want him to tire of her. So she was going to give him a little something that was going to make sure he came back for more. She pulled down his trunks and let them stay bunched up at his ankles. Before Link could realize what was going on he saw Malon kneeling on the floor, followed by the familiar feeling of. . .

"Ooo, Malon . . ." He cried as he held the back of her head. He was almost there, his climax was near. Malon rubbed her hands up and down the insides of his thighs as she roughly sucked on his throbbing shaft. He climaxed and Malon left him in the dressing room to catch his breath.

They were only gone ten minutes so no one suspected anything. Two minutes later Link returned. He and Malon were throwing 'friendly' glances at one another. But now, they were sitting across from one another. Saria and Farore were sitting next to him.

The night went by very quickly for Link. Before he knew it there was only ten minutes left. 'Got head from Malon, screwed Farore, made out with Din, touched Ruto, ate out Zelda, and avoided Saria.' He thought to himself. When it came time to do stuff with Saria, he couldn't. He would have felt disgusted because every time he went to touch her all he saw was a seven year old. He couldn't mess with that. (AN-Sorry all you Saria fans. Don't worry, I have a Link and Saria story coming next. It's called Slave of the Forest. Keep your eye out for it because as soon as I finish A Fairy's Tale that one will be out there.)

So he had come to his decision, which he by no means liked. He was going to eliminate Saria. He really liked her personality and all and he had been best friends with her ever since childhood. The thing was, he grew up and she didn't. He felt really bad about this, but he figured he couldn't lie to her and himself by keeping her in the contest.

He made his announcement and everybody squealed with excitement that they had not been eliminated, all except Saria. Before she left he let her know that when this whole contest was over that he and she would remain good friends like the old days. She nodded her head and he wiped a tear away from her small cheek.

He felt bad about his decision. But soon forgot about it because there were screaming girls a foot away from his ear.

Author's Note-Alrighty, next chapter is bound to be up in a few hours. Depends on when my Mom lets me back down here.

Unknown Saiyan

P.S. Once again thank you Nina! ::Blows kisses::