"Why ournt are souls merging?" I wondered allowed at Megelieramberina. "I fort we were like soul twins. Omg like twin sisters, we can totes go shopping together!"

Megelieramberina looked shrug. She had totes beautiful pink hair, the colour of a flamingo but not ugly like a flamingo no offence to flamgingnoes. Sudden my bestie Odahviing swept in, "Hey Hildreannaleena, I have sum news for you, ive bin lukin everywhere for u! Well youll never guess what happened on the latest episode of keeping up with the kardragonians!"

"Not now Odahviing, im wondering why my sole isn't totes mergin wif Megelieramberina, she's like totes my soul twin."
Odahviing looked confused. "Umm, no I don't think she is. That dusent even make sense, youre like a dragon and shes a humen."

I gapsed! Megelieramberina wASENT MY SOUEL TWIN?! That drenora must hav bin LYIN to ME (exclamation mark)

"Who is the other part of my soul then…" I wondered. It had to be a dragon… ODAHVIGN?

"Odahvinyard are you the other half of my soul?"

"Lol no, yur not fabulous enough to be me. I mean-"

"its ok odes, I know youre moar fabulous than anyone else!" it wos true. He was the most favulous dragon and he dressed in the most fashion clothes in Tamreal.

I sat confused on a rock and did my nails quickly, they were pink and sparkly. "Who was Vildreannaleena then, if it wasent xxRektmemelord69xx or Megelieramberina or Odahviing?"

I totes thinked hard. Who did I totally know that dident like me… sudden a thort in my mind – Forestalierambina! She hatted me, but idk why. I never did anything to her, she just totally staretd ignoring me one day. Maybe I didn't have anuther part of my soul, but instead a person who toally hated me had dun this. But it dident make sense. Vildreannaleena talked to me, she dident totes ignore me. But I cudent think of any1 totes else.

The only way to get Forestalierambina to not totes ignore me was to disguise as a totally cute boy. I cut my hair (its ok it will grow back) and dyed it brown becos she dusent like redhed,s which makes me upset and totes affended but whatever. I put on a totes fashion guy shirt and washed off all ym makleup. Yep, I looked convicncinf. Thankfully I wos still food looking without my makup on.

I went to forestalieramberina house. She has lots of horses but they all died from starve because she totally ignored them.

"Hi Forestalieramberina!" I sed.

She ignored me.

"Guess who I am… a totally cute guy!"

"Oh em ghee, really? Omg yur toes cute."

"Ikr." She liked bous who were super arrogant like her.

"Will u go on a date withj me?"

I finked. "Only if you totes tell me something."

"Omg anything."

"Did you disguise as totally Vildreannaleena and trick Hildreannaleena?"

"No, who dat. I don't care about LSOARS who don't wear as much makeup as me. Who don't get 9357829857 likes on facebook in one second. Who aren't as pretty as me and don't have eyebrows that u can see from 8 miles away."

"ur right, Hilds is such a looser."

"Don't talk abowt her… wait a second"

Sudden she peered at my face. "YOU ARE HILDREANNALENA! YOU TRICKED ME!" she threw a goat at me and ran off to her desk to do her makeup even tho she did it 8 times alredy today and it was only 7 in the morning.

"Wait, Forestalierambina, we used to be bffl, I wanna reconcile."

She ignored me.

"WELL FINE!" I angried and stormed out her house. On the way I ecnournted her rbother, who was a super jerk and he like betrayed eveyr1 and stole they money.

Even tho im totes a hero, I had to go to skewl. I totally went my my first class, maths and dident pay attentshun. I cudent focus, I wos too distract by who cud Vildreannaleena be.

"totes Hildreannaleena, pay attenjun." Sed totally paarthurnax, my history teacher.

"sorry aprthrunax, im just distracted becos of my evil twin Vildreannaleena."

Everyone in the class laughed, they thort I was totes joking. "Im srs," I said and they stopped laugin, concern because they all loved me.

"We will help you find your evil twin," sed them. "Who is it?"

"I don't totes know, that's the problem."

If it wasn't Forestalierambrina, I totally didn't know who it cud be. Barely anyone hated me becos I was so buutiful and loveable. I decided to ask my totes bffl, Elisif, who wos smart and good at maths and stuff.

"I don't totes know, she said, confusion as I was."

I opened my hot pink totally designer laptop. Sudden I got a message on totally fecesbook. It was from odahviing. 'HELP IVE BIN WHELPNAPPED' (that's wot we call kidnapping becos a baby drago is totes called a welp.)I gasped. Elisif looked curious over my shoulder. "ODAHVIINGS BIN WHEPNEAPPED!" she gasped too. I totes grabbed a designer sword and went to free him. I set my quest marker to my new quest 'free Odahviing.' He wos in totes Sovngard. I thort that wos totes weird, but I continued anyway. I flew through the portal with elisif on my totes back. She wos wearing her dedsigner queen armour and a designer cutlass.

Wen I totes arrived in Sovngard, I cudent believe my eyes…

Hi everyone, I hope you enjoy this chapter, there will be a totes twist. Sorry this chapter is kinda short but I cudent think what else to add.