This Chapter is insanely short. Sorry about that. I'll get the next one out as soon as I can! (hopefully tomorrow!)

Enjoy!


The distance that had taken them more than a week to go Zelda covered in less than two hours.

Pichu had expected the Princess to drive them right to, and through Peach's castle at Smash Stadium, roaring right into the sitting room and not stopping until Peach was grounded into her own carpet.

But instead they went to Dairy Queen.

While Marth and Zelda waited in a very busy line, Pichu perched on a barstool and spun herself back and forth. The pokemon was so intent on her current occupation, she almost didn't notice when something hopped up on the stool beside her.

Glancing out of the corner of her eye, Pichu almost gagged. Whatever it was, it was disgusting. It looked like a brown bunny that had been used as a stick for yellow cotton candy.

"Buneary!" it said.

"Ew." said Pichu, and went on to ignore it's existence.

Marth came over a few minutes later and passed Pichu the oreo ice-cream she'd requested, before returning to the counter to help Zelda decide on whatever it was she desperately needed to buy.

Just as Pichu had raised the ice-cream filled spoon to her lips, she noticed the ugly thing gawking at her. She gave it a pudgy finger that didn't really have much meaning since pichus have four fingers and thus no middle, and returned to her dessert.

"Buneary!" the gross thing exclaimed again.

Pichu stuck her tongue out at it, "This is mine."

The thing frowned at Pichu, then suddenly gave a sweet smile and winked, a little heart floating from it's forehead.

Pichu swatted the heart away, "Leave me alone."

Buneary's frown deepened but she didn't give up. Instead she fluttered her eyes charmingly at Pichu, who replied by looking away and shovelling more ice-cream onto her spoon.

Buneary stomped her foot, agitated, and started making high-pitched grunting sounds. This only made Pichu curl her lip, "Can you not make that sound in public? Or even better; just don't go out in public."

Buneary, about to explode, changed her mind and instead squeezed her eyes shut tight. Pichu ignored the ugly thing's ugly actions and turned back to her ice-cream... just in time to see it disappeared.

Pichu, open-mouthed, gaped over at Buneary, who was holding onto her ice-cream, beaming, "Buneary!"

Pichu seethed and started think deep, horrible thoughts, then roared, "Prepare to face my hidden Power!"

After which she punched Buneary square in the face.

The ice-cream fell to the floor, but by now it was about far more than the dessert (ok, it wasn't, but both pokemon were severally pissed off so they didn't care what it was about.)

What happened next was a battle that would make even Ash age a year, finally turning eleven.

In the end, Pich electrified herself, turning into a little electric bullet, and launched herself off her stool right at Buneary. Both were knocked out on the spot.

In all honesty, Marth and Zelda didn't even realize the pokemon was gone.


So there goes Pichu. Oh, and I have a challenge for you guys! There's not really any prize besides knowing you're a pokemon master, but see if you can guess the four attacks Buneary used on Pichu and the three attacks Pichu used on Buneary! I'll post the answers in the last chapter! Thanks for reading guys!