Disclaimer: For the love of god, let's face it, I will never own Hetalia.
Sorry about the long update period, I had some technically difficulties meaning my computer got this fucking awful computer virus and I also had a a huge Romeo and Juliet project and Chinese camp and an orchestra concert and then I collapsed of exhaustion literally. I'm serious, I could barely get out of bed. But now I am all over that and ready to give you what you want. That's right fangirls, I mean some Prucan.
By the time Matthew had woken up, it was already the next day. Much to his surprise, he lying in his bed in his cabin. But as he tried to get up and investigate, he was overcome with an awful pain in the back of his head and quickly laid back down on the plush pillow. He glanced over at Gilbert, who seemed to be playing watchdog but fell a sleep in the process. Just fucking awesome. He glanced over to the table and saw what seemed to be 4 doctors all gathered around a coffee maker on the counter. Since when did they have a coffee maker in there cabin?
"Umm, excuse me, but what are you doing here?" Matthew meekly asked. Instantly, a wave of attention rushed over to him.
"Mr. Williams, how are you feeling?"
"Mr. Williams, are you able to sit up?"
"Mr. Williams, are you feeling up to eating?"
"Please don't sue us Mr. Williams, it was Mr. Beillshmidts fault!"
"You idiot, you're not supposed to say that!"
"You know you were thinking it too!"
"STOP YELLING! I'M FUCKING TRYING TO SLEEP!" Gilbert yelled. Matthew turned to him and felt a sudden twinge of sheer fury that was nearly strong enough to push him over the edge.
"Excuse me, but can someone please tell me what is going on?" He said between clenched teeth. It was like he was back in the hockey rink, the guys on the other team thinking he would be something to ignore just because he is small and girly and lacks extreme muscle, and then... something would change. He was small, and that made him harder to catch. He was lean, which made him faster than the rest of them. As for being girly, think of a pregnant lady that is denied her chocolate bar. There was something about being dropped on the studio's floor that was so similar to being checked into the side of the rink that it caused Matthew to just near go into a frenzy.
Meanwhile, things also seemed to be stirring in a certain girls cabin too far from the cabin currently being mentally torched by pregnant-lady-mode Matthew.
"Can you believe what a bitch Anna Sophia is!" Elizaveta vented. The rest of the girls in the cabin sighed, as this had been the 5th time in the last 20 minutes Elizaveta had had this outburst.
"We get it, Liz, you hate her. We all hate her, remember?" A girl with two low brown ponytails named Madeline replied as she flipped through the latest copy of Seventeen magazine. "My first year here was miserable just because I didn't have the right clothing. I just came straight off a fucking island, excuse me if I don't look like some Vogue model."
"Well at least she didn't flirt with your older brother right in front of your eye's just to piss you off!" Natalia nearly yelled. She had this major extreme crush on her stepbrother, so much that she's convinced that she would be his bride. There was a slight flaw in her plan, as he was terrified of her.
"Let's not forget about my traumatic experience" Bela chimed in. "The first words she ever said to me were 'you know, I would tell you'll get fat if you keep eating chocolate like that, but your thunder thighs tell me that you already know'" she began to cry.
"Oh my god Bells, you are not fat!" Elizaveta comforted her. "She was just jealous because you can eat as much chocolate as you want and still remain pretty, but if she does, she's blow up like a balloon."
"Yeah, it's only natural. I mean she may be getting a cosmetics company when she graduates, but you're getting Willy Wonka's freaking chocolate factory!"
The girls all laughed, feeling a lot better about themselves after their freak out session. They continued to bash Anna Sophia and her cronies, commenting on their obvious nose jobs and how Madeline swore to god that she saw Sara trip onstage on opening night. Then, Elizaveta got a mysterious text.
Lizzie we need 2 talk. Meet me dance studio in 5 min.
Anna Sophia
All of the girls just stared at the phone for what seemed like hours. Elizaveta's first response was not to go, that it's gotta be a trap, but then she started thinking. If she did go, what was there to lose? Anna had taken her dignity a long time ago and what else did she have? You can't take musical talent, and money was so abundant that taking it would be useless. The only thing she could think of was her boyfriend Roderich. If Anna was planning something with him, then she would definitely need to go. It was her job as the stronger of the two to protect both of them.
"I'm going." She got up without leaving anytime for discussion. The studio was about 3 minutes away and she had already wasted time trying to make her decision. Not to mention if they had Roderich, then she would need to get there before bad turned to worse. No one was dumb enough to argue with her.
"A concussion?" Matthew asked dumbfounded. He leaned back on the his bed, sighing with relief. "Is that it? This is, what, my third one? You guys made it sound like I only had 6 fucking months left to live."
"Don't like that! A concussion is a very serious thing! I think it can effect your brain or something!" His lack of knowledge on the subject still didn't stop him from reprimanding Matthew on his laid back attitude to the subject. Whoa, talk about a role reversal!
Matthew sat back up again. "I play hockey. An injury is a sign of a good player, it means that people think you're enough of a threat to try and mess you up."
"You? Threatening! I take it you haven't gotten that many hockey injuries." Gilbert laughed, trying to picture Matthew as this scary hockey player. "No, no, you're totally right. I'm sure that the floor was so threatened by you. It just had to take you out."
"Might I remind you that this was all your fault!" Gilbert stopped laughing. He sort of forgot that detail and Matthew was the last person in the world that he wanted to remind him. "If you had just been paying attention to anyone but yourself, then maybe I wouldn't be in this mess! I could be out on the hockey rink instead of stuck making sure you don't screw things up in your classes!"
"What the hell do you mean by that!" He exclaimed in response. "Nobody is making you do that, I can do things on my own!"
"Haven't you figured it out by now? Let me give you a little math problem. What is the probability that your cabin that has consisted of three unruly guys for as long as you can remember randomly gets a new member that just happens to be that exact opposite of that. And then he just happens to have the same schedule as you. And to then, by some strange occurrence, a class typically female dominated suddenly has too many guys and you're forced to be his dance partner. Do you understand now? Your dad hired me to watch over you! The only way I was able to come to this camp is if I became your fucking babysitter and make sure you don't make screw everything up! Guess I didn't do a great job of that, did I now?"
When she saw Elizaveta coming, Valerie, the green Wish! girl, signaled Anna Sophia. Her recent rejection by Gilbert had left her feeling very mean and very very horny. And what did she do whenever she wasn't satisfied. Go shopping and steal someone's boyfriend. So after flipping through the newest Chanel catalog, she hatched a plan that would no doubt cheer her up.
"You said in your text that you 'needed help from the best piano player at the camp' semicolon parenthesis." Roderich paused to look down at his phone. "How did you get my number?"
Anna extended her pointer finger and ran it down his chest. "I have my sources." Roderich tried to scoot away, but she just moved closer, batting her eyes seductively. "I hear that you're really good at playing the piano, I think that's really hot."
"Um, I have a girlfriend." He turned to the door, but Anna Sophia grabbed his hand.
"Oh, I know who she is." She pulled him back closer to him. "Which is why I'm helping you. You are really cute and really talented and a girl like that is just holding you back. You could get someone much better. Much prettier. And a much better musician. A girl like... me."
"You're not really my-" But before Roderich could finish, Anna saw Valerie's signal and pulled his head towards hers, forcing him to kiss her right in front of Elizaveta. And when they pulled apart, he would surely have fallen for her and she could date him until she found someone better. Oh how she loved it when her plans worked out.
"Roddy, get over here right now or I swear to god you will regret the consequences." Elizaveta calmly ordered. Without hesitation, Roderich ran over to her because whatever consequences she had were probably way worse than anything he could possibly bear to imagine.
"Oh my god Lizzie. You came at the perfect time. You should totally be a better girlfriend because he was all over me." She started, changing up the plan a little. She would break them up first before she toyed with Roderich. "All I wanted was some help with piano and he totally attacked me. Who knows what would have happened if you hadn't showed up." She began to cry.
"Cut the crap Annie, you are honestly way to predictable. You think I never saw this coming? Please, I know Roderich would never go for a girl like you, he's not into whores. He likes a girl with a brain." Elizaveta replied.
"Oh really, am I really that predictable. Well I can assure you I've got something planned that you won't see coming." It was sort of weak, but she had been pretty much rejected the second time in a week. That hadn't happened in... ever.
"You're gonna get all the girls from camp to ignore me by buying them expensive charm bracelets with an anti-Elizaveta slogan on it and then pay some guy to write a song about how much of a bitch I am and then sing it for the school." Anna Sophia had no response as that was exactly her plan and she was sure that it was foolproof. "Well you're not the only one that can write a song."
The next day at dinner before Anna Sophia really had a chance to get all the bracelets ordered and branded, she found out exactly what Elizaveta meant with what she said when the overly busty Katyusha bounced onto the stage. "Tonight we have a special surprise. A very promising camper band is going to play for you tonight! Um, I don't really know what they are going to play or what they are even called, but I'm sure it was be amazing so please welcome, um, Elizaveta, Natalia, Madeline and Bela from the music department! Sorry, that must have been obvious, shouldn't that have been. Umm, please enjoy the show.
The girls set their stuff up on stage. They certainly didn't look that impressive, wearing matching tartan skirts, short leave button down shirts, navy blue sweater vest and a maroon and gold striped tie with the letters YA embroidered in it. After they were all set up, Elizaveta took the mic and began. "Hello everybody. My name is Elizaveta Herdervary and we are 'Yesterday Again!" She paused for applause but there was a distinct lack of it, most people either trying to figure out what was going on or completely apathetic to the situation. "Well, that's fine, because hopefully your opinion will change by the end of the song. I think some of you might be able to relate." She turned directly to Anna Sophia and they began to play.
I'm in the business of misery,
Let's take it from the top.
She's got a body like an hourglass it's ticking like a clock.
It's a matter of time before we all run out,
When I thought he was mine she caught him by the mouth.
She thinks she has it all
But they will never be
I told him I can't lie he was the only one for me.
Two weeks and we had caught on fire,
She's got it out for me,
But I wear the biggest smile.
At this point in the song, the room emerged from it's uncharacteristic silence. People pretty much knew who she was talking about. Some were supportive of her standing up, something they could never do. Other's booed her for making Anna Sophia look bad. But everyone seemed to agree that not only did these girls have guts, they were good. And that was dangerous.
Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now.
But god does it feel so good,
Cause I got him where I want him now.
And if you could then you know you would.
Cause god it just feels so,
It just feels so good.
Second chances they don't Never matter, people never change.
Once a whore you're nothing more, I'm sorry, that'll never change.
And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged.
I'm sorry honey, but I'm passing up, now look this way.
Well there's a million other girls who do it just like you.
Looking as innocent as possible to get to who,
They want and what they like it's easy if you do it right.
Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse!
Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now.
But god does it feel so good,
At this point people had gotten over their fear of cheering and then pissing off Anna Sophia and the boos were soon drowned out by screams of approval and agreement. It was the first time that anyone had really had an at least somewhat successful act of rebellion towards anyone in Wish! Refreshing.
Cause I got him where I want him right now.
And if you could then you know you would.
Cause god it just feels so,
It just feels so good.
I watched his wildest dreams come true
Not one of them involving you
Just watch my wildest dreams come true
Not one of them involving.
Whoa, I never meant to brag, but I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now.
But god does it feel so good,
Cause I got him where I want him now.
And if you could then you know you would.
Cause god it just feels so,
It just feels so good.
She didn't know what she was going to do, she didn't know how to respond. How far she would legally be allowed to get away with. But somehow, Anna Sophia knew that she would make Elizaveta pay. Something big that spread across the entire camp, even beyond that. It was about time she learned what happens when you mess with the Hughes family. Let the games begin.
Finished. In case you didn't notice the song they sang was Misery Business by Paramore. This was sort of a test drive to see how you, the reading audience reacts to the band I plan on sticking them with style-wise. Everything is subject to change, although unless it is a really big controversy then I probably won't. But anyway, review and tell me what to think! My winter break starts on Thursday so I'll be able to update soon!
