Lord of the Rings Christmas Carols

by BaronCat40

This is a bunch of Christmas Carols based on the Lord of the Rings series. Not intended to copy anything else. Selections include: "Frodo got Runover by a Cave Troll", "Warning of the Bells", "Deck the Halls with Nazgul Flying", and many others. This year's content starts at chapter 54 (Song of Battle Day).

10. Jingle Bells

Note: I know that there are already some LOTR Christmas carols out there, and this is not indented to copy them. I also do not own Lord of the Rings.

Flying through the air, on a fell-beast in the sky, o'er the clouds we go, screeching all the way. Teeth on fell-beast shine, morgul blades are covered in grime, oh what fun it is to stab and screech at a hobbit on the ground, oh,

Stab and screech, stab and screech, stab stab screechy screech,

There's no way that wound will heal in the next millennium

Stab and screech, stab and screech, stab stab screechy screech,

There's no way that wound will heal in the next mil-en-e-um!