LOL! HEY! So, If this hasn't been updated in a while... it usually is due to my laziness. That's always my excuse. So deal with it. Nyan! Oh.... and Hapyy late xmas and late new years.... and I'm so totally devasted about Haiti's disaster. As soon as the breaking news occured... omg my heart my pounding. This was the first disaster of 2010. Shit. How awful.

So, in this chapter, Emmett, Nessie, and Jacob go to the park. Will it go well?

Chapter 10: The Park

*Emmett's POV*

I don't understand. This is so hard. How do I put the goddam needle in the thread. I heard someone smirk behind me.

"You're supposed to put the thread in the needle, genius." Ugh Edward. I should've known that mind-reader is always lurking about. Why did I ever agree to help Alice design dresses? I must've have been on something. Damn.

"Are you done, Emmett?", asked Alice. I looked up from my work to her. I held up my so called progress and she rolled her eyes.

"Honestly, Emmett......"

"What do you want me to do, Alice?!"

"What kind of a vampire are you? I told you to start sowing three hours ago!"

"I would've started if the goddam needle hole weren't so goddam small", I muttered, still struggling.

"It's not that small, Emmett... it's just your brain", she joked.

"Hey that just fu--", I was cut off as I finally had the thread through the needle. I squealed like a little girl after receiving a Barbie Dream House for Christmas.

"I GOT IT!", I shouted so the whole house could hear me. I felt great. With my new accomplishment, I started to work on sowing but Alice refused to let me.

"You know.... it's best if you don't." She took my needle away began taking my place.

"Aww...but I'm so bored!" I whined. I had nothing else to do.

"Go play with Rose", she suggested. That would've been a great a idea, if she weren't hunting with Esme and Carlisle. I walked to the family room, and sat on the couch across the awesome flat screen T.V. I turned it on, and flipped through the channels. Nothing was on. Damn it.

I felt a small tap on my left shoulder. I looked over to the my left and saw a grinning Nessie.

"Hey kiddo!", I greeted her, "I didn't see you there."

She leaned over to rest her head on the arm of the chair.

"That's because you were too busy gawking at the screen", she explained. I scowled. Wow.

"Are you ever going to take a break from this mind-eating device?", she asked. Nessie's right, everytime I don't have anything else to do, I always watch T.V. It's a bit annoying really. Hehe, I just had a great idea! I jumped off the couch until I heard something shatter. Well, that takes care of my television problems. I had to get out of here, before Esme bites my head off.

I grabbed Nessie, and threw her over my shoulder and made a run for it. As we headed out, Alice, Edward, Jasper, and Bella threw us a confused look.

"Nessie and I are going for some fresh air, BYE!", I shouted.

A day at the park, oh how exciting!

*Nessie's POV*

We made it to the park very quick. There were two reasons why were here. Reason number one was that he was bored, and number two was to escape the future fury of Esme. Well, there is no escaping it.. she's still going to find out anyaways.

"NESSIE, I FORGOT SOMETHING!", he shouted.

I shrugged.

"WE NEED JACOB!"

"Why?", I asked slightly confused. He's going on about something. I don't like this.

"HE HAS FRISBEES, GET IN THE CAR NOW!". I did as he said. He drove to the Quileute region, but tried not to cross over the border. We got out of the car, and he beckoned me closer to him.

"Listen, Nessie, you must howl at him", he instructed. I tried to ask why but he still went on, "Just howl, Nessie, the importance of our fun depends on you."

"How do you know he'll hear me, Emmett?" I rolled my eyes at his stupidity. Honestly, this guy is too much. It's all just fun and games with him.

"I can hear him peeing nearby....go on and howl!". Before I could say anything, Emmett rushed into his car and drove off not too far from where I stood.

I stepped into the forest as Emmett told me to do. I walked even further until I couldn't be able to see Emmett's jeep.

"GO FURTHER!" I heard my idiot uncle yell. I groaned in annoyance and kept on walking. Ugh, how far?

"GO BACK A BIT...I CAN'T SEE YOU!"

I stepped back four spaces.

"MOVE UP ONE MORE!"

I moved once, and threw my hands up in frustration.

"PERFECT...DON'T GIVE ME THAT ATTITUDE, LITTLE LADY....NOW HOWL....HURRY!!"

I can't believe I'm actually going to do this. I brought my hands to my mouth and left out a high-pitched howl. Nothing happened.

"TRY AGAIN...THAT WAS HORRIBLE!"

Ugh, Fine, I thought. I howled again and caught a glimpse of russet fur dashing through the trees.

Furry Jacob stopped in front of me and gave me a questioning look.

"It's Emmett's fault....not mine", I told him, jerking my head to Emmett's direction.

He grumbled as if to ask "What the hell does he want now?"

"He wanted to know if you you'll hang out with us in the park." I anwered him. Before he could say or growl something back, Jacob ran behind the nearby bushes.

In a few minutes, the human Jake, stepped out and smiled at me.

"Sure, I'd be happy to go", he said, adjusting his white t-shirt. I took his hand and led him out of the forest, into the grinning face of my idiot uncle.

"I have great news, Nessie!", he exclaimed in delight.

Jakey and I exchanged looks.

"I found a frisbee in the trunk...so we don't really need Jakey after all!"

"I hate you, Emmett", I hissed, eyeing him with pure eveil. I felt bad for Jacob...he seemed very pleased that we invited him with us, but now he's no longer needed.

"I'm just kidding, he could come...sheesh..", Emmett joked, and he left to start the jeep, muttering, "Some people can't take a freaking joke."

*Emmett's POV*

So....me, Nessie, and our pet dog drove back to the park. I tried to ignore the rotten scent Jacob was giving off..... but then I realized there was a bottle of febreeze in the backseat. Halleluyah.

I was the first one out of the jeep. I was prancing, skipping, and twirling like a joyous ballerina on crack. I loved the wide open spaces....and fresh air.

"Oh how marvelous!", I shouted, still twirling and then fell back a bed of daisies, "Nessie, Jakey....COME HITHER!"

"No, we'll pass", Nessie said. Wow, she's just like her mother..... fun ruiner. Ugh.

I got up, and joined Jacob and Nessie on their game of frisbee. We pretty much were having a great time, until I, on purpose, threw the plastic at Jake and yelled at him to go fetch. He got pissed. I really didn't feel like watching him transform so I went to get the lost frisbee alone.

*Nessie's POV*

Emmett went off to retrieve the frisbee. Jake and I waited for his return but he was taking a very long time.

"I swear," began Jacob, "your uncle is something special."

"I know..... it sucks", I said. An hour went by and Emmett still hasn't returned. We began to get worried, so we went searching for him.

"EMMETT!", Jake and I shouted, as we looked behind the trees, bushes, and other parts of the park. We kept on calling him until a scream came out of nowhere. It sounded like a little girl. Our eyes went wide in fear. Oh no... when was the last time Emmett fed?

We followed the screams into the woods until the park was no longer to be seen. I began to worry about the little girl.... she sounded like she was in pain. I prayed nothing horrible had happened. Oh my god, Emmett what have you done?

We finally reached where the screams were coming from. From the looks of everything.... nothing seemed bloody nor disastrous. It was pretty normal.... well.... except for the birds trembling in fear in their nests. Their little beady eyes were all staring up at something. I followed their gaze and relief swept through me.

Uncle Emmett was wailing at the top of his lungs, up in a tree. He was clutching the lost frisbee while hugging the poor tree for dear life. Wow, umm... how strange?

"OH MY GOD, NESSIE, JAKEY", He wailed, "I'M SCARED!"

Jacob rolled his eyes and shook his head in disbelief, I on the other hand, smirked.

"IT'S NOT FUNNY!", he cried, now crushing the tree with his fierce embrace.

"Why on earth are you up there?", Jake asked him, still looking at him in disbelief.

Emmett's bottom lip quivered slightly, and he pointed somewhere down on the ground.

"There's a roach down there..ew." He muttered, shivering in disgust. Is he serious? Jacob and I laughed as we searched for the puny little insect. Nothing was there, which made us both laugh even harder.

"There's nothing there, you can come down", I assured Emmett. He looked like he didn't believe me.

"Are you sure?", he asked. His hold on the tree began to loosen.

"Yes", Jake and I responded in unusion.

"Okay", said a now relieved Emmett, "I'm coming down now."

With that, he certainly did jumped off the poor tree and hugged us very tightly. He thanked us for saving his life. How pathetic.

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