Kunnichiwa! Recently, there's a new girl in my class and she's ………………….
JAPANESE!
And that's like, so cool! Anyways, even though she doesn't Naruto, this chapter is dedicated to her as a welcoming gift from me (see, I'm such a wonderful person!). (But she likes Ikimono Gakari, which makes up for her unintelligence for not liking the most popular anime in the world!!!)
Anyways, arigato to those who have constantly reviewed (lol! Lots of love!!!) And I'll sometime post what had driven Sasuke so mad at Malfoy to disarrange his pretty face and Sakura, Naruto and Sai's interviews with the sorting hat!
Another thing I'd like to mention is the fact that I had a few reviews asking me to put lines between different scenes in my writing and to write a lemons story. Okay, I try to put spaces between paragraphs, but they never show up on the website. Can someone please suggest a way for me to separate my work?
And the lemons, alright, I decided to give it a shot.
So please give me some ideas!
Should it be:
A high school story
Something that happens after Sasuke comes back from killing Itachi
An old age, feudal age story (princesses, knights…etc.)
Sakura falls through a well (kinda like Inuyasha)
A mythical, vampire fic.
Time zone swapping story
Brothel story (seductresses and stuff)
Crossover (if it's with a story that I don't know, plz send me some key points or wait a while while I'm researching
Something like Daughter of the Uchihas (my other story)
The Naruto characters in another world
Other
Tell me your suggestions and I'll post the results the next time I update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So anyways, here's the newest chapter to my awsomesaucy story!!!
Chapter 10: Kakashi: The Bathroom Warrior
"There are house-elves here? Hermione gasped.
Sasuke averted his attention to a worthier topic. Life was still mean. At least to him. Still. For one, Naruto was glaring daggers at everyone around him, as if to glare out the one who had killed his precious ramen. Or spaghetti. Then he stopped when Sakura bonked him in the head for suddenly jumping on the table and exclaim that the 'guilty one' has 24 hours to show himself or he'll face a horrible death (probably death by drowning in a cauldron of scalding hot ramen). After listening to Miss H. J. G.'s conversation with this see-through thing that you call a ghost (probably just the Shikifujin Death Reaper Jutsu) called 'Nearly Headless Nick' (who's a total big-head since it keeps on falling off), Sasuke was pretty sure he knew who the victim or victims are: those house-elves. What ever they are. Yawn. Not important. At least not to the Great Sasuke Uchiha.
After everyone had eaten their fill and blah-blah-blah, the 'Dumb-old-door', got up to make a speech.
So!" said Dumbledore, smiling around at them all. "Now that we're all fed and watered, I must once more ask for your attention, while I give out a few short notices."
"Mr Filch, the caretaker, has asked me to tell you that the list of objects forbidden inside the castle has this year been extended to include Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. The full list comprises some four hundred and thirty-seven items, I believe, and can be viewed in Mr Filch's office, if anybody would like to check it."
"I don't think they even know kunai exist," muttered Sasuke.
"As ever, I would like to remind you that the Forest in the grounds is out-of-bounds to students, as is the village of Hogsmeade to all below third-year. It is also my painful duty to inform you that the inter-house Quidditch Cup will not take place this year."
"What?" Harry gasped.
Dumbledore continued, "This is due to an important event that will be taking place in October, and continuing throughout the school year, taking up too much of the teachers' time and energy – but I am sure you will all enjoy it immensely. I have great pleasure in announcing that this year at Hogwarts - "
But at that moment, there was a deafening rumble of thunder, and the doors of the Great Hall banged opened.
A man stood in the doorway, leaning upon a long staff, shrouded in a black traveling cloak. Every head in the Great Hall swiveled towards the stranger, suddenly brightly illuminated by a fork of lightning that flashed across the ceiling. He lowered his hood, shook out a long mane of grizzled, dark grey hair, and then began to walk up towards the teachers' table.
A dull clunk echoed through the Hall on his every step. He reached the end of the top table, turned right and limped heavily towards Dumbledore. Another flash of lightning crossed the ceiling. The whole Hall seemed to tense at the same time and Hermione gasped.
The lightning had thrown the man's face into sharp relief, and it was a face unlike any the wizards have ever seen. The ninjas, however, have seen worse, with Sakura being top medic, Naruto and Sasuke having killed Itachi together, and Sai, having been on assignments from ROOT.
The man's face looked like it had been carved out of weathered wood by somebody who had only the vaguest idea of what human faces were supposed to look like, and was none too skilled with a chisel. Every inch of skin seemed to be scarred. The mouth looked like a diagonal gash, and a large chunk of his nose was missing. But it was the man's eyes that made him slightly more frightening.
One of them was small, dark and beady. The other was large, round and a vivid electric blue. The blue eye was moving ceaselessly, without blinking, and was rolling up, down and from side to side, quite independently of the normal eye – and then it rolled right over, pointing into the back of the man's head, so that all they could see was whiteness.
The stranger reached Dumbledore and started talking to him in an undertone. After a few very silent minutes, the man sat down on an empty seat in the staff table.
"May I introduce our new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher," said Dumbledore brightly into the silence. "Professor Moody."
None of the staff members or students clapped except Dumbledore and a larger-than-average man. Both put their hands together and applauded, but the sound echoed dismally into the silence, and they stopped fairly quickly. Everybody else seemed too transfixed by Moody's bizarre appearance to do more than stare at him.
Moody seemed totally indifferent to his less-than-warm welcome. Ignoring the jug of juice in front of him, he reached into his traveling cloak, pulled out a hip-flash, and took a long draught from it. As he lifted his arm to drink, his cloak was pulled a few inches from the ground, and they saw, under the table, several inches of carved wooden leg, ending in a clawed foot.
Dumbledore cleared his throat.
"As I was saying," he said, smiling at the sea of students before him, all of whom were still gazing at Moody. "We are to have the honor of hosting a very exciting event which as not been held for over a century. It is my great pleasure to inform you that the Triwizard Tournament will be taking place at Hogwarts this year."
"You're joking!" Fred Weasley said loudly. The tension that had filled the Great Hall ever since Moody's arrival suddenly broke. Nearly everyone laughed, and Dumbledore chuckled appreciatively.
"I am not joking Mr Weasley, though I did hear a good one over the holidays – "
The stern looking lady cleared her throat loudly.
"Er – Maybe this is not the time… no…" Said Dumbledore. "Where was I? Ah yes, the Triwizard Tournament… well, some of you will not know what this is…but wait, first I'd like to introduce you to another staff member who will be joining us this year-as an assistant to Mr. Filch.(Ron: Blimey! I feel sorry for whoever that bloke is.). Let me introduce you to Mr. Kakashi Hatake!"
The shinobi gasped in shock as the doors to the Great Halls burst open-and there stood no one.
Sakura rolled her eyes. "Well, it seems like his habits hadn't changed." She whispered.
Dumbledore smiled. And everyone in the Hall waited.
3 Hours Later
Poof!
"Hello everyone, sorry I'm late. I just happened to get lost on the path of life." The shinobi groaned as the students all began clapping for the mask wearing ninja. Well, he did look weird in wizard robes. And he was still wearing his stupid, retarded mask.
"The Triwizard Tournament was first established…"
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The shinobi made their way up to the entrance to Gryffindor tower, which was concealed behind a large portrait of a fat lady in a pink silk dress.
"Password?" she asked as they approached.
"Er…"
"Balderdash," said a familiar voice behind Sakura. It was Harry. "A prefect downstairs told me." He shrugged.
The portrait swung forwards to reveal a hole in the wall, through which they all climbed. A crackling fire was warming the circular room, the common room, which was full of squashy armchairs and tables.
Hermione bid them goodnight and disappeared through the doorway to the girls' dormitory.
Sai gathered the four man team at a small dark corner of the room as soon as Harry and Ron departed for their dormitories.
"Okay team, tonight went fairly well. But I have a bad feeling about that guy with the weird eyes -"
"Professor Moody," Sakura said.
"Yeah, him. Whatever. Just keep a close eye on him, alright?"
"Hn."
"Aye, captain!"
"Got it."
Sai held out a fist. Sakura smiled and stacked hers on top of his, followed by Sasuke, then Naruto. All four of them put their free hands over Naruto's fist and flung their fists into the air at the same time.
"Goodnight, Naruto, Sasuke, Sai," said Sakura as she headed for the girls' dormitory.
"Night!" said Naruto as he bounded towards the door.
"Night," said Sai, raising his hand in a form of farewell.
"Night, Sakura," Sasuke replied, giving her one last smirk before closing the door behind him.
In The Morning
"God, I look ridiculous," Sai muttered as he stared at his reflection in the full-length mirror in the dormitory he, Sasuke, Naruto, Harry, Ron Seamus, Dean and Neville shared. Their dormitory was situated at the top of the Tower. Five four-poster beds with deep crimson hangings stood against the walls, each with its owner's trunks at the foot.
"You're not the only one," Sasuke said from behind Sai. He jabbed a thumb in the direction of where his blonde team mate was struggling to put on the black shoes.
"C'mon, idiot, Harry and Ron are waiting for us in the Common Room," said Sai as he slipped on his scarlet and black robes while opening the door. Sasuke headed out and down the stairs, followed by Sai, leaving Naruto behind.
"H-hey! Guys! Wait up!!"
The storm had blown itself out, Sasuke thought as he gazed out the window. He, Sai and Naruto were waiting for Sakura while Harry and Ron were waiting for Hermione.
"Do girls always take this long to get ready?" Ron groaned.
Not a moment after he said that, soft giggling could suddenly be heard from the stairway leading to the girls' dormitory. It was Sakura and Hermione.
"Morning, guys!" said a cheerful Sakura when she reached them. Sasuke, Sai and Naruto stared at her. She was wearing a fitting white button-up shirt and red and gold tie. The black plaid skirt she wore barely reached her knees, and knee-length, black socks wrapped her calves and feet. She also wore matching black shoes and the scarlet and black robes. Her bubblegum pink hair was pulled up in a messy high pony tail.
The three shinobi boys looked at themselves.
All of them were wearing a white button-up shirt, red and gold tie, black pants, and black shoes, along with the scarlet and black robes. Sasuke had taken extra care not to tuck in his shirt and to loosen his tie. Sai and Naruto had only un-tucked one side of their shirts and loosen their ties.
Sasuke shoved his fists into his pocket. Sai crossed his arms over his chest and sighed. Naruto just looked confused. Ron was gaping openly at Sakura, before being ushered out by Hermione, who gave the shinobi an apologetic grin before she and Ron disappeared through the portrait hole.
"So, er, shall we go to breakfast then?" asked Harry awkwardly.
"Hn."
Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke and Sai made their way towards the Head of House for Gryffindor, Professor McGonagall, who was handing out timetables for the first-years. When it was the ninja's turn, McGonagall glanced at them, and tapped her wand on four pieces of parchments. Columns and words spread from where her wand tip had touched the paper, rearranging themselves to look like a schedule.
"Herbology with the Hufflepuffs… Care for Magical Creatures with the Slytherin… Divination after lunch…" Sakura muttered as she ran her finger lightly down the column for Monday.
"Blimey, you have the same timetables as ours!" exclaimed Ron from behind Sakura. He was peering over her shoulder to look at the schedule in the kunoichi's hands.
"Really?" said Sai indifferently, watching with the slightest bit of interest as Naruto shoveled down the scrambled eggs.
"Damn it, we have double Divination this afternoon," said Harry.
"You should have given it up like me, shouldn't you?" said Hermione briskly, buttering herself some toast. "Then you'd be doing something sensible like Arithmancy."
"Why? What's wrong with Divination?" asked Sakura, taking a piece of toast which Sai just offered out of boredom.
"The teacher teaching us is an old fraud, can't even predict the weather," said Ron, staring at Sakura as she took a bite of her toast.
"And she has a thing for predicting my death," muttered Harry, frowning at the thought.
"Well, I'm sure she isn't that bad…" Sakura trailed off.
"She's been predicting my death for the past year."
"Oh."
There was a sudden rustling noise above them, and a hundred owls came soaring through the open windows, carrying letters and parcels.
"It's the morning mail," Hermione explained briefly, noticing that Sakura and Naruto had suddenly stopped mid-bite. Harry looked up, as though searching for a particular owl. The owls circled the tables, looking for the people whom their letters and parcels were addressed.
One meticulous bird stood out from the mass of grey and brown. In fact, it wasn't even an owl. It was a messenger bird from Konoha. It angled its wings and flew towards the four shinobi. Naruto had to push his plate aside to allow the bird to land. The yellow bird landed noiselessly on the table, at the spot between the ninjas.
Students from the Gryffindor table were beginning to stare at the strangely out-of-place bird and the ninjas. Harry Ron and Hermione stared quizzically at the bird.
"What's this?" muttered Sai as he took the scroll from the messenger bird, which then took off as quickly as it came.
"What does it say?" asked Sakura, leaning forward slightly. Pearl eyes moved left and right rapidly as Sai read the scroll.
"It's from Kakashi. He said that there's a room where we can go to train in. It's called the Room of Requirement. He left a map stating where the room is, and a list of new Ninjutsu, Taijutsu and Genjutsu techniques for us to learn," Sai said in Japanese.
Sasuke rolled his eyes, and looked up at the staff table. Kakashi was seated between a tiny man called Professor Flitwick and a hook-nosed, sallow-cheeked, greasy-haired teacher called Snape. Sasuke had quickly learned that Snape was the enemy of all the students besides from his own house, Slytherin.
"Is that it?" Sasuke asked, this time, in English.
"Yeah, that's about it." Sai pocketed the scroll in his robe pocket.
"What was that load of gibberish you were saying?' asked Ron, whose eyebrows were raised in confusion. Hermione nudged him sharply in the ribs, scowling.
"It's Japanese, Ronald," said Hermione exasperatedly. Ron turned slightly pink as Sasuke shot him a glare and Sai frowned at him.
"Oh… Sorry," said the red-head, sounding sheepish.
"Come on, we have Herbology now," said Hermione, picking up her bag.
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Harry seemed preoccupied as the wizards and shinobi made their way across the sodden vegetable path until they arrived in greenhouse three, where the fourth-years from Gryffindor and Hufflepuff were gathered.
Professor Sprout, the Herbology teacher, showed the class the ugliest plants the ninjas and wizards had ever seen. They looked less like plants than thick black giant slugs, protruding vertically out of the soil. Each was squirming slightly, and had a number of large, shiny swellings on it, which appeared to be full of liquid.
"Bubotubers," Professor Sprout told them briskly. "They need squeezing. You will collect the pus - "
"The what?" said Naruto, sounding revolted.
"Pus, Uzumaki, Pus," said Professor Sprout, "and it's extremely valuable, so don't waste it. You will collect the pus, I say, in these bottles. Wear your dragon-hide gloves, it can do funny things to the skin when undiluted, Bubotuber pus."
"This is disgusting," Sasuke growled, squeezing the Bubotuber effortlessly. "But oddly satisfying," he added as a swelling popped, and a large amount of thick yellowish green liquid burst forth. It smelled strongly of petrol. Sakura grinned at him, before jabbing her index and middle finger into a swelling, which caused a generous amount of Bubotuber pus to spill out. Sasuke noticed that Sakura had slipped a small bottle of the pus into her robe pocket.
"What're you doing?" he asked, quirking a dark eyebrow. She rolled her emerald eyes at him.
"I'm a medic, this is pus, do the math," she said simply, bursting more Bubotubers.
By the end of the lesson, they had collected several pints.
A booming bell echoed from the castle across the wet grounds, signaling the end of the lesson, and the class separated; the Hufflepuffs climbing the stone steps and the Gryffindors heading in the other direction, down the sloping lawn towards a small wooden cabin, which stood on the edge of the Forbidden Forest.
The giant man the ninjas had seen the day before was standing outside the hut, one hand on the collar of an enormous black boarhound. There were several open wooden crates on the ground at his feet.
As the ninjas and wizards drew nearer, an odd rattling noise reached their ears, punctuated by what sounded like minor explosions.
"Mornin'!" the man said, grinning at Harry, Hermione and Ron. "And who might yeh four be?" he asked, noticing Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke and Sai who were standing behind the Hogwarts trio.
"They're the new exchange students from Japan, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki and Sai. Weren't you there when they were sorted?" Harry said, casting Hagrid a suspicious look. Hagrid laughed uncomfortably.
"I was a lil' preoccupied," he said. "Anywho," he added, seeing the accusatory looks from his three favourite students. "Be'er wait fer the Slytherins, they won' want ter miss this – Blast-Ended Skrewts!"
"Come again?" said Sasuke, Sai, Naruto, Harry and Ron at the same time.
Hagrid pointed down into the crates.
"What the bloody hell is that?" muttered Sakura, wide-eyed.
The Blast-Ended Skrewts looked like deformed, shell-less lobsters, horribly pale and slimy-looking, with legs sticking out in very odd places and no visible heads. There were about a hundred of them in each crate, each about six inches long, crawling over each other, bumping blindly into the sides of the boxes. They gave off a powerful smell of rotting fish. Every now and then, sparks would fly out of the end of a Skrewt and would be propelled forwards several inches.
"On'y jus' hatched," said Hagrid proudly. "So yeh'll be able ter raise 'em yourselves! Thought we'd make a bit of a project of it!"
"And why would we want to raise them?" said a cold voice. The Slytherins had arrived. The speaker was none other than Draco Malfoy, the 'stupid blond git which makes Naruto look like a freaking civilized chimp', as quoted from Sasuke. Draco's cold blue eyes scanned over the crowd- landing on Sakura, and then turned a pale shade of pink.
Hagrid looked stumped at the question.
"I mean, what do they do?" asked Malfoy. "What is the point of them?"
Hagrid opened his mouth, apparently thinking hard. Then he said roughly, "Tha's next lesson, Malfoy. Yer jus' feedin' 'em today. Now yeh'll wan' ter try 'em on a few dif'rent things – I never had 'em before, not sure what they'll go fer – I got ant eggs an' frog livers an' a bit o' grass-snake – just try 'em out with a bit of each."
"Frog... Liver?" said Naruto, cerulean eyes wide, looking appalled.
"Grass… Snake?" said Sasuke, obsidian eyes narrowing.
"First pus, now this…" said Sai, sighing.
"Am I the only one who hasn't got a problem with this?" asked Sakura, already heading towards the crate where the frog livers were kept. "Yeah," replied Sasuke, Naruto and Sai in unison.
"Boys…" the pink-haired kunoichi mumbled under her breath as she tossed Naruto a frog liver.
"Well, well… Look who we have here," said a voice snidely. The four ninjas' heads swiveled around at the same time.
"Malfoy," growled Sasuke.
"It's okay Sasuke," Sakura said soothingly, then to Malfoy: "Hi Draco! What's up?"
"I want you to ditch chicken-ass and come with me," he said haughtily. Sakura blushed. In the background, Sai and Naruto couldn't help but snicker when Draco said 'chicken-ass'. And they were snickering partly because of Malfoy's 'I'm so sure she's gonna come with me' face.
Sasuke's eyes narrowed; always a danger sign. Then he smirked abruptly.
"Eh?" said Sakura, looking puzzled at the sudden change of expression.
"What're you smirking about?" sneered Malfoy, looking somehow… frightened. Sasuke crossed his arms over his chest, looking roguish.
"Sakura would rather go out with that other blond idiot," he began, tilting his head towards Naruto's direction. "Than ever spend a single second with you alone."
Naruto immediately stopped laughing, while Sai chortled at Naruto's and Draco's expression.
"Which is saying something," Sasuke added thoughtfully. Sai burst into a fit of laughter while Sakura controlled her face to not join him. Malfoy's pale face had turned bright pink, almost as pink as Sakura's hair. Almost.
"B-but – WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?!?!" wailed Naruto, anime tears running down his whiskered face.
"It means, dobe, that at least there's someone worse than you," explained Sasuke. "AND," he continued before Naruto could say a proper sentence. "That is really saying something."
Draco had turned from pale pink to bubblegum pink.
"You'll regret what you just said," Draco spat. "You'll pay."
"Oo. I'm scared. Really. I'm quaking in my shoes," said Sasuke monotonously, smirking in triumph as Malfoy's face become more flushed than it already was. He roughly beckoned Crabbe and Goyle to walk away. The platinum blond gave Sasuke one last scathing look before storming off after his goons. Sasuke sighed as he watched Sakura and Sai laugh, and Naruto sob rather comically.
"Stupid prat," the Uchiha muttered, glowering at the spot Draco had stood a few moments ago.
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"You could've been nicer!"
Sasuke rolled his eyes at the pinkette's whining. Naruto and Sai seemed to be neutral in this argument while the Hogwarts trio seemed to be fighting back even more arguments. It was lunch, and ever since they sat down, Sakura had been badgering him to apologize to that git Malfoy for his rudeness.
"Sakura," said Harry, swallowing his sprouts. "You've just been here for a day, so you can't possibly have down Malfoy's entire number! And anyways, he is a right, stinking git."
Sakura gave a 'hmnph!' and ate in silence.
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A sweet perfume emanating from the fire met their nostrils as they emerged at the top of the stepladder. The curtains were all closed; the circular room was bathed in a dim reddish light cast by many lamps, which were all draped with scarves and shawls. Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Harry and Ron (Sai and Hermione were at Arithmancy) walked through the mass of occupied chintz chairs and pouffes that cluttered the room, and sat down at a small circular table.
"Good day," said a misty voice behind Harry, making him jump. Naruto and Ron hastily turned their laughter into hacking coughs. Sakura bit her bottom lip. Sasuke sighed impatiently.
A very thin woman with enormous glasses that made her eyes appear far too large for her face, Professor Trelawney was peering down at Harry with a strange expression on her face. A large amount of beads, chains and bangles glittered upon her person in the firelight.
"You are preoccupied, my dear," she said mournfully to Harry, clearly not noticing the new members of the class yet. "My Inner Eyes sees past your brave face to the troubled soul within. And I regret to say that your worries are not baseless. I see difficult times ahead for you - "
"No duh," muttered Sasuke, rolling his onyx eyes.
"Alas… most difficult… I fear the thing you dread will indeed come to pass… and perhaps sooner than you think…"
Her voice had dropped to a whisper dramatically. Ron rolled his eyes at Harry, who looked stonily back. Professor Trelawney swept past him, then Ron, then –
She stopped dead in her tracks. Right behind where Sasuke and Sakura were seated. The entire class tensed, even Naruto, who suddenly lost the broad grin on his face.
"You," Professor Trelawney whispered gravely, making almost the whole class jump. She spun around to face Sasuke and Sakura so quickly that the ninjas swore they heard a crack somewhere. She raised a trembling finger at the Uchiha and Haruno, backing away as she did so. Sasuke and Sakura turned around slowly in their seat.
"You!" she repeated, slightly louder. Her voice rang throughout the room. The silence was almost deafening. Sasuke quirked an eyebrow for the umpteenth time that day.
"Yeah, what about us?" said the raven-haired boy impassively.
"You… You shouldn't be here!" Professor Trelawney squeaked. She had backed away so much until the back of her knees hit her desk. Harry, Ron and Naruto frowned.
"What do you mean?" asked Harry, frowned deepening at the trembling figure of Professor Trelawney.
"Y-you… should be… DEAD!!" she said softly, sounding fearful, and yet her voice carried over the class as clear as bells. Several shocked gasps could be heard, Naruto's, Harry's and Ron's jaws went slack. Sakura frowned lightly.
"What?" said Sasuke. His dark bangs swayed as he jerked his head slightly, quirking an eyebrow.
"Y-you two…" Professor Trelawney stammered. "I can't see your futures! You don't have a future!"
Sasuke closed his obsidian eyes in amusement.
"Right."
"All I see is darkness; you should have die - !"
"Shut up, SHUT UP!!!" yelled Harry, standing up, clearly enraged. "This is going too far!"
"Harry!" said Ron, clutching Harry by the robes. Professor Trelawney looked at them with wide, bug eyes.
"I am merely stating what the Inner - "
Harry opened his mouth to retort, but Sasuke beat him to it.
"What do you mean… we should have died?" said Sasuke, onyx eyes narrowing dangerously. His composure was cool, but his Sharingan wielding eyes betrayed his annoyance and curiosity.
"Do not question the Inner Eye! It does not work upon demand!" shrieked Professor Trelawney, looking petrified and insulted at the same time.
"Then what's the rubbish about Sakura and me being dead?" snapped Sasuke, patience wearing thin. Professor Trelawney's huge eyes immediately narrowed in a look of pure anger.
"Do not offend the Inner -!"
"Who gives a damn what your Inner Eyes sees?!" spat Sasuke, standing up. His expression may be calm, but his onyx eyes sparked with a raging fury deep inside him.
The class fell so silent that the silence and tension could be cut with a kunai. Nobody moved a muscle. No one uttered a single word as Professor Trelawney and Sasuke scowled at each other.
"Get. Out," said Professor Trelawney firmly, quite unlike her usual airy-fairy self.
"What?" said a few people at the same time. Namely Harry, Ron, Naruto, Dean, Seamus, Parvarti and Lavender.
"Get. Out. The both of you," she repeated, a little louder this time. Sasuke frowned in confusion, anger forgotten for a moment. He and Sakura exchanged confused looks.
"I said GET OUT!!!" Professor Trelawney screamed, brandishing her wand while advancing toward the Uchiha and Haruno.
Acting on instinct, Sasuke grabbed his bag in one hand while Sakura's hand in the other, quickly pulled her up and made a dash for the door. Professor Trelawney had bewitched some of the crystal balls to zoom after them.
"Hey! Stop that! YOU COULD KILL THEM!!" yelled Naruto, reaching inside his robes.
"Are you mental?!" said Ron, looking pale.
Sasuke and Sakura ran across the room and out the door, with crystal balls exploding where their heads had been.
They swore they heard a crystal ball collide with a loud crash into the door right after it slammed shut behind them.
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Sakura would've liked to say that the day got better after that. But sadly, it seemed to get worse. Not mentioning the fact that the whole school seemed to be buzzing about Professor Trelawney's outburst, Draco was still ignoring her. Stupid Sasuke she thought, why did he care that Draco wanted to hang-out with her?. Later in the day, she and the other ninja visited Kakashi, who also had his own share of trouble-and that's NOT counting Naruto creating an infinite amount of Shadow Doppelgangers and screaming at him: 'WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THAT YOU WERE GONNA WORK HERE? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
FML.
Kakashi, who had been mopping, scrubbing, and doing other types of D-rank missions all day, had been notified that there was trouble back in Konoha: Madara was beginning his wrath on the Five Great Shinobi Nations. War has started. And he hadn't read Icha Icha Paradise all day long. Crap.
And Naruto had accidentally made a fatal mistake.
They were sitting in the library, working on a very long and boring essay about a war between werecarrots and goblins when the conversation turned to Kakashi.
"You guys actually know him?" Ron asked incredulously. In one day, kakashi had won the respect of many students (they began copying him and reading Icha Icha.
"Yep," said Naruto proudly. "Back in our country, he's known as Kakashi; the Sharingan Warrior"- Quick as a flash, Sasuke threw his hand over Naruto's mouth. Harry, Ron and Hermione were staring at Naruto with an expression that just said: Bingo!
There was a moment of silence. Then-
"Sharingan?" asked Hermione.
"Yep," said Sai, flashing her one of his fake smiles. "In our language, it means bathroom."
The other three shinobi could've killed themselves at that moment. "Er…bathroom?" Harry quizzed. "Yep" replied Sai, now smiling at him "he is very good at dealing with ghosts that live in a bathroom."
Crickets.
Shouldn't have said that.
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Sakura sighed and plopped herself onto the couch. Okay, she never thought that ghosts lived in a bathroom. Well that Myrtle did. And when she died, perhaps she was PMSing?
Anyways Kakashi got paged and was dragged down to the first floor's girls' toilet to calm the spirit that lived inside. And that evil look he gave Naruto was priceless. The silver-haired jonin spent 4 hours (meant to be reading time) to deal with Myrtle.
"Hey"
"Hey yourself,"
Sakura looked up when Sasuke entered the room, and plopped down beside her.
"What's wrong."
Not a Question. A statement.
"Nothing."
"I'm sorry. You know, about Malfoy."
Her heart skipped a beat. T hose were the words she needed that day. And she forgave him: or everything (Okay, like, she forgave him for betraying her months ago, but still.)
Sasuke leaned in: "Want to try?"
Sakura smirked "Love to."
Their lips were only millimeters apart; they were going to touch, then-
BANG!
The couple snapped apart as Kakashi appeared, dragging in a wet and sopping Naruto.
"Kaka-sensei! I swear! It wasn't me!" Naruto screamed.
Kakashi shook his head. "Sorry Naruto, that's what you get when I had to battle a toilet and-wait, Sasuke, Sakura. Were you two about to kiss?"
Oh crap.
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It was one in the morning and Harry was the only one in his dorm whom sleep has not yet conquered.
'It means Bathroom....'
Harry was ready at once to not believe Sai's words, but hey, why not check? After all, it was their only lead. Currently. He yawned. Maybe sometime tomorrow he will send a letter to Sirius….ask him about Sharingans and bathrooms…………….
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