Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Mikoto, Orochimaru, Uchiha Itachi, Pein, Akatsuki, Tobi, Hidan, Konan, Zetsu, Uchiha Fugaku © Masashi Kishimoto
AU. The adventures of the Naruto gang in high school. SasuNaru, one-sided HinaSaku, more pairings to come.
Naruto can't remember names well when he hears them at three in the morning while he's mostly asleep.
And no, PeinKonan is NOT implied. Maybe Pein with a crush on Konan, but definitely NOT PeinKonan.
And I never could imagine Fugaku to be all that supportive if either (or both) of his sons turned out gay. I just can't. 'Cause he's a jerk-face.
And Tobi acts like a retard. Enjoy.
"spoken" "text" 'thoughts/mouthing' "-other end of a phone conversation-" imagined/hypothetical situation
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Naruto and Sasuke were soon awakened by Mikoto frantically scrambling around. "Boys, boys, wake up and get dressed! We've got to get to the airport!"
Sasuke grumbled and kicked the blankets off the bed. Stomping around, he threw some clothes at his sleeping boyfriend and shut himself in the bathroom. Uchiha Sasuke was definitely not a morning person. But a nice hot shower always seemed to help him. Naruto, meanwhile, woke up and started exchanging his pajamas for the clothes Sasuke threw at him. He was in the middle of pulling on his shirt, when he heard a knock at the door. "Who is it?" he called.
Through the door (and Orochimaru's twisted psyche), Naruto's voice sounded much like what he had caught of Sasuke's earlier. Gushing, he threw open the door, and froze in horror. "You-you're not Sasuke-kun!!"
The blond han'you continued pulling on his shirt and stood up. "Of course I'm not." As he pulled his jeans on, he finished, "He's in the shower right now. If there was something you needed to tell him, I could take a message."
"No, never mind," the snake-man sighed, defeated. As he turned to leave, however, thoughts of Sasuke in the shower invaded his head and he walked down the hall drooling. The actual Sasuke, meanwhile, exited the bathroom in a t-shirt and jeans, his bitchy attitude decreased somewhat. "Oh, Sasuke!" Naruto called, pulling on a pair of orange socks. "Itachi's friend, Oro-shi-something was looking for you!"
Sasuke grabbed his boyfriend by the wrist and led him downstairs. "I'll deal with that guy later. Let's get breakfast."
When they came downstairs, they found Mikoto screaming at Itachi, who was sprawled over one of the couches, half-asleep. "Why aren't you dressed yet?! We're gonna be late!!"
Itachi opened one eye. "I'm 18, mom, I don't have to go. I can do what I want."
Mikoto put her hands on her hips. "Itachi, you came back to this house when you were sent to Konoha, and as long as you're under my roof, you have to follow my rules!"
Itachi sighed and got up to get dressed. As he was walking into the bathroom, he looked back at his friends. "You guys are going, too. If I have to suffer through this, so do you guys."
Orochimaru gushed. "Does this mean I get to hang out with Sasuke-kun?"
A muffled voice came form the bathroom. "NO! Stay away from him!"
After everyone was dressed and had eaten, the next task was deciding who would ride with who. Pein could take most of the Akatsuki in his black and red Hummer, and Itachi could take the others in his little Corvette. Mikoto, Sasuke, and Naruto piled into the blue compact, and Orochimaru tried to follow but was stopped and herded into the Corvette by Itachi. Soon, shouts were heard from inside the Hummer.
"Hidan, your elbow is jammed into my pancreas."
"Tobi is a good boy! Tobi will drive!"
"EEK! Who's hand is on my boob?!"
"No, Tobi is not driving!"
"Then Tobi calls shotgun!"
"Zetsu, did you have to bring that cactus with-OUCH!"
You get the picture. Everyone else sweat-dropped. Mikoto called to them. "I can fit one more person in the back of my car!"
Konan wrestled her way out of the Hummer. "Thank you so much!" she said.
Pein stretched an arm out the window. "Konan, wait-awww..."
Tobi wiggled excitedly in the passenger seat. "Leader's got a girlfriend, leader's got a girlfriend!"
A vein popped on Pein's forehead. "I do not! Just shut up so I can drive."
At the airport, Pein jumped out of the Hummer and slammed his door shut, obviously pissed. "Goddamn it, Tobi, if I hear one more thing about WHEELS and BUSES I'm gonna run you over!"
Tobi, blissfully unaware of his angered leader, skipped into the airport building, followed by everyone else who had come. "Mom," Sasuke whined. "I don't feel so good..."
Mikoto kissed her son on the forehead. "You're just nervous, honey. Don't worry, it'll be fine!"
Sasuke's eyes darted to the floor and he squeezed Naruto's hand tighter. Mikoto pulled a sign out of the trunk of her car, which said "Uchiha" on it and had the family's crest. She held it up and waited for her husband. Soon after, Fugaku found them, and pulled his wife into a tight hug and kissed her. Then he congratulated Itachi on making it into Hoshii University, but eyed his friends suspiciously. "Itachi, who are your friends?"
"I met them at college. We're all really close," he replied distantly.
Fugaku started leading the large group out to the parking lot, when he heard a sound. Sasuke had cleared his throat to grab his father's attention. "Oh, Sasuke! I'm sorry, I must've gotten too excited," he offered. Then, he noticed whose hand his youngest son was holding. "Who's this, Sasuke?"
Mikoto smiled and placed her hands on Naruto and Sasuke's shoulders. "Honey, you remember Naruto, the mayor's son, right?"
"Yeah," he said gruffly. "What about him?"
She nudged Sasuke a little. "H-he's my boyfriend, Dad," Sasuke said hesitantly.
Fugaku got quiet. The ride home was spent in awkward silence, and the only break from it Sasuke got was when Naruto was dropped off at his house and Sasuke walked him to the door. Naruto hugged Sasuke tightly. "Don't worry Sasuke, I'm sure your dad'll get used to it."
They kissed goodbye and while Fugaku tried to ignore them, he was silently fuming in his seat. Mikoto looked at him, and then at Sasuke, with a concerned look on her face. Konan sat in the backseat staring blankly out the window, with her hands jammed in her pockets. Sasuke got back in the car. He and his father avoided looking at each other.