A/N Sorry for the wait everyone! I've been rather inspirationaless!!! But I think I know what I want to do!

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Disclaimer: I may not own them but I can kidnap them and force them to obey me, which counts for something, right?

Angelica's POV

"Hello, everyone welcome back to my talk show!!!" I screeched happily. "Let's all welcome back Frank and Joe who I'm sure have been wanting to come back and visit with us this whole time, and well if not who cares? I don't." I smiled and clapped my hands two strong guys dragged tow kicking and screaming teenagers into the room. "Oh there's my two favorite detectives, I'd wondered where you'd gotten to."

"I thought we'd finally gotten away from you." Frank said looking like he wanted to cry, Joe however was spinning in a circle seemingly still hyper from the last time.

"Today we have several things on the agenda first we will ask Frank a bunch of questions that make seemingly no sense and gets mad we will respond to his anger with annoying quotes. Why the we you ask? I'll tell you why because I like to talk in weird ways!!! Also I just remembered you two will just have to hear all about my friend she is like so hyper just like me and we love to talk in the third person to each other! Also I have to tell you about my campaign to make the English language fair to all words! Anyways now that I've gotten extremely off track, wait what was I talking about?" I asked confused.

"Oh yeah harassing Frank. Okay, Frank what is your position on the paperclip?"

"What?"

"Public speaking is the art of diluting a two minute speech with a two hour vocabulary- Evan Esar… What do you think of that?"

"I think you're insane."

"There is a thin line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. – Oscar Levant."

"I have no doubts about your insanity." Frank replied.

"The report of my death was an exaggeration…-Mart Twain."

"Wait she died when why didn't any one tell me?" Joe asked his head shooting up.

"I didn't die silly, I just told you that my death was an exaggeration."

"Too bad." Frank responded.

"I'm in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters…-Frank Lloyd Wright."

"Okay hand it over then.

"This, my dear friend, is a keyboard." I said gesturing toward the keyboard to illustrate my point.

"That doesn't mean it's not a dangerous weapon." Frank replied.

"Okay let's test that. Excuse me could I have another key board?" I asked one of my assistants who hastened to bring it. I took it and threw it at Frank's head much to Joe's amusement.

"Oww, what was that for??" Frank asked.

"I was trying to see if it was 'a dangerous weapon'." I replied puzzled. Frank for some reason rolled his eyes. He must have hit his head too hard. Oh well. "If there are no stupid questions what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? – Scott Adams."

"The kind you ask." Frank muttered obviously thinking I couldn't hear him or wanting to get something else thrown at him. I opted for the 2nd choice as he could not possible be so dumb as to think I couldn't hear him. I requested one of my assistants to get my bowling ball. "What are you going to do with that?" Frank asked nervously.

"Practice my aim." I replied sweetly. "You want to see how to make the ball curve?" I asked and moved closer to him on the pretense of showing him my ball. I then promptly dropped the twelve pound ball on his foot making sure to curve my wrist so after it rolled off his foot it would curve. Successful! YAY!

"OWWWWWWWWWWW!"

"What? You asked me to."

"I did not.

"You did too."

"I did not."

"You did too."

"I did not. Anyway on to my campaign for the fairness for the English language, I was talking to my friend the other day and I was like did you ever notice how some adjectives like fast get an er? And she was like yeah, and I was like well what about words like fun that don't get an er?"

"Oh God." Frank said shaking his head.

"So, I have decided to say form no on funner, instead of more fun and purpler instead of more purple! Do you not see the wonderful fairness of my plan?"

"She's insane. She's insane. She's insane. She's insane. She's insane. She's insane. She's insane."

"For some reason, I get that a lot. Odd. Anyways I have things to do, so see you next time on I'm in charge. HAHAHAHA!"

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