Chapter 10: Korosensei the Target
"Awww, such a wonderful sight." Korosensei commented.
Korosensei is enjoying the view of the sea on top of the Sunny's Mast as it continued its course to the Summer Island.
He ain't feeling sea sickness after taking some of Chopper's medicine.
"Such a beautiful-" Korosensei said, before dodging a sudden barrage of shots.
"What the?!" Korosensei exclaimed.
"Hey, Korosensei!" A voice hollered.
Korosensei looked down to Maehara, Okano, Okajima, Kurahashi and Mimura armed with their Anti-Sensei Handguns or Assault Rifles.
"Make sure you don't let your guard down when we try to get a shot at you!" Maehara hollered.
"Nyrufufufufu! Glad to see my good students in top shape as ever!" Korosensei commented.
Korosensei quickly dodged two shots out of nowhere.
The shots came from Usopp and Romeo, who also had Anti-Sensei Handguns.
"Don't leave us out of the game!" Usopp hollered.
"Glad these things shot air pellets and not actual bullets." Romeo commented.
(A/N: Anti-Sensei weaponry can only be used for people ages 12 and above. Not 11 and below unless it's a slingshot or toy bat.)
"Precisely, Romeo-kun! The weapons you and Usopp-kun hold carry unique materials that are harmless to humans, but very hurtful to me!" Korosensei explained, with his face orange and a red circle in the center.
"My regards to Karasuma-sensei!" Usopp thought.
"The weapons carrying these materials can take the form of pistols, assault and sniper rifles, and…" Korosensei explained.
Renji shunpoed behind Korosensei with an Anti-Sensei Knife ready to slice.
But Korosensei dodged again.
"… Knives!" Korosensei hollered.
"Damn it!" Renji hollered.
"You missed!" Korosensei hollered, putting up his Mockery face.
XXX
Near the Tangerine Tree, Lucy, Nami and Levy were watching the scene with amusement.
"Kaede-chan wasn't kidding when she said Korosensei used to move at Mach 20." Lucy commented.
"Now, he can move at, likely around Mach 100." Levy explained.
"Yep. Even Luffy, Zoro and Brook would have a hard time catching him – even with these new weapons Karasuma-sensei gave to us." Nami explained, touching the rubber of her new Anti-Sensei Knife.
"And the best part… we get to take these home with us for safekeeping as well as mementos!" Levy hollered.
"So long as we don't play around with them." Lucy explained, having a sweat drop on her forehead.
"That would be an UNDERSTATMENT with Luffy, Chopper, Natsu and Happy." Nami deadpanned.
XXX
Korosensei continued to dodge attacks from Maehara, Okano, Okajima, Kurahashi, Mimura, Usopp, Romeo and Renji, with even Blizzard, Blue, Gajeel, Juvia, Uryu and Sanji joining on the fun.
Korosensei laughed.
"You'll never catch me that easily!" Korosensei hollered.
Suddenly, a net appeared out of nowhere, catching the teaching octopus by surprise.
"HUH?!" Korosensei shouted, turning his face purple.
The net came from a cannon crafted by Franky, Sugaya, Nakamura, Orihime and Happy under Karma's leadership near the entrance to the Kitchen.
"SUPER bullseye!" Franky hollered, doing his signature pose.
"Told you it catch sensei by surprise." Karma said, twirling his knife.
"By pure luck, it caught him off guard." Sugaya explained.
"We still got him!" Happy hollered.
"Think again!" Korosensei hollered, suddenly appearing from behind.
Franky, Orihime and Happy were surprised.
"How'd you escape the net?!" Franky, Orihime and Happy exclaimed in unison.
"Should've known you'd use an afterimage to escape, Korosensei." Nakamura commented.
"Nothing ever surprises you, huh?" Karma asked.
Korosensei gave his signature laughter with the Anti-Sensei net in a blanket.
"That was pretty clever, Karma-kun. But a little cliché if you ask me." Korosensei replied.
Karma shrugged his shoulders, not even caring about his failure.
"But you still left your guard down." Karma explained.
Korosensei was confused.
- Water Cannon! – Juvia shouted.
Juvia shot a blast of water at Korosensei unguarded.
Though the attack didn't hurt him, it did made him a little immobilized via swelling.
"Got him!" Karma thought.
"Now's your chance!" Juvia hollered.
Using their Anti-Sensei knives, Karma, Juvia, Franky, Sugaya, Nakamura, Orihime and Happy, now joined by Kaede, Wendy, Yada, Kimura, Rukia, Isogai, Kataoka, Sanji, Ichigo, Gray and Blizzard.
However, Korosensei managed to dodge their attacks all at once, but became slower from the water moisturizing his skin.
"Dammit!" Gray hollered.
"We almost had him!" Ichigo hollered.
"Even with the water, he's quick!" Rukia hollered.
"Told you so." Isogai said, having a sweat drop on his forehead.
"Clever effort, Karma-kun. Juvia-san." Korosensei commented.
Karma smirked.
"Don't be so sure." Karma
Korosensei became confused.
Several smoke bombs appeared out of nowhere, causing everyone to disappear.
"Smoke bombs?!" Korosensei exclaimed.
Moving with half his speed, Korosensei moved around the ship to find out where everyone is.
XXX
As the smoke cleared twenty seconds later, Korosensei looked around to see no one was on the ship.
"Where did everybody go?" Korosensei asked.
Suddenly, everyone came out, armed with Anti-sensei guns all aimed at Korosensei.
Korosensei became stunned.
"Uh-oh!" Korosensei thought.
"Ready…" Natsu said.
"…aim…" Nagisa said.
"… FIRE!" Karasuma hollered.
By Karasuma's command, everyone fired their bullets all around.
Korosensei dodged but was caught in a pincer attack with nowhere to run.
Two shots by Chiba and Hayami made their mark at Korosensei, resulting in a powerful flash that blew everyone back.
Lifting his head a bit, Nagisa's eyes widened.
"Still here!" Korosensei hollered.
By some miracle, Korosensei used his Ultimate Defense Form to avoid getting shot.
Everyone became deadpanned at the sight.
XXX
Everyone soon became extremely tired, as they were laid everyone on the Sunny's grassy upper deck.
"What a day…" Korosensei commented, panting.
"I know." Natsu said, panting.
"Can't believe he had his Ultimate Defense form on him." Kaede commented, panting while leaning on Nagisa for support.
"That's Korosensei." Nagisa said.
"You guys almost had him by 3 seconds!" Ritsu hollered, using Chiba's smartphone.
"But it was an improved effort." Ritsu said.
"Thanks, Ritsu." Chiba said.
Rinka smiled with a blush as she leaned on Chiba's shoulder.
"You're one tough customer, Korosensei." Natsu commented.
"Indeed, I am." Korosensei said.
Korosensei gave a toothy smile.
Suddenly, Karma showed Korosensei the photo of him in a stag beetle costume… looking at porn magazines with his smitten expression.
(A/N: This happened during Okajima's attempt to assassinate Korosensei using his experience with pornography)
Korosensei screamed.
"You monster! I can't believe you'd do this to me!" Korosensei hollered.
"Aw, come on, sensei. Gotta do something to make you squeal." Karma explained.
"Your friend is seriously insane." Natsu commented.
"That would be an understatement, Natsu-san." Nagisa explained, having a sweat drop on his forehead.
Everyone watched with dumbfounded expressions as Karma mercilessly teased Korosensei.
