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"Why did the captain say for all of us to be awake at 5 am in the freaking morning?" asked Zuko.
"No clue, maybe it's a suprise." answered Konan as she and Pein joined us.
"Sorry that we're late, we was up all night working on puppets." said Charity.
"Sasori you sly dog." said Kisame.
"We didn't do anything bad." protested Sasori.
"Yeah right." said Azula.
"The only ones missing now are Rikku and Hidan." I said.
We kept on waiting until right out of nowhere, well guess who it is folks.
"NOW ALL OF YOU SHALL DIE FOR NOT INVITING ME!!" shouted Ozai.
"Your the captain? I thought you never left the Fire Nation a single day of your life." said Charity.
"Hey! I have hobbies too, what makes you think that, don't look at me like that!!" sobbed Ozai.
"Drama Queen." said Rikku.
"My dads a cry baby." said Zuko shamefully.
"I can't believe he's my dad." said Azula.
"Congratulations brother, you've re-found your emotions!" said Iroh happily.
"I HAVE NOT!!" protested Ozai.
"Does the baby want it's bottle?" asked Ty Lee.
"OH YEAH WELL, AT LEAST I'M NOT FRIENDS WITH A HALF VAMPIRE WHO'S OBESSED WITH BLACK!!" answered Ozai.
"That's it your going down flaming idiot!!" shouted Rikku.
"WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT AT ALL PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!" pleaded Ozai.
"Cry baby." I answered.
"More like Mr. Insano." corrected Rikku.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" laughed Zuko and Mai.
"Want your diapers changed baby Ozai?" I asked.
"I DON'T WEAR DIAPERS!!" protested Ozai.
"Baby want it's mommy?" asked Rikku.
"I DON'T WANT MY MOMMY!!" protested Ozai more.
"I can't believe your the leader of the Fire Nation dad, when your a big baby!" shouted Zuko.
"I'M NOT A BIG BABY, AND HOW DARE YOU ZUKO!!" protested Ozai again.
"Ozai the Big Baby should be a fitting name for you." said Konan.
"I'M NOT A BIG BABY!!" protested Ozai once again.
"Then quit throwing a fit, and act like an adult you psychopathic baby!" shouted Rikku.
"SHUT UP HALF VAMPIRE ADULT MINDED LOSER!!" shouted Ozai.
Right in a flash Rikku vanished, and then we heard Ozai screaming like a little girl. Rikku reappeared right after the screaming.
"That outta teach that idiot." said Rikku.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!" laughed Zuko and Mai even harder.
"Thatta girl." said Hidan.
We turned away because we did not want to see a make out session at all.
"Mai are you okay?" I asked.
Mai ran over to the edge and started throwing up, she wasn't seasick when we got on here before.
"Are you pregnant?" asked Charity.
"No, it could be mono, or a stomach virus." answered Mai.
"Ty Lee, does she look pregnant?" I asked.
"Yeah, she's sickly pale, throwing up, and is running a fever." answered Ty Lee.
"How do you know it's not just a stomach virus?" asked Mai.
"Because, I was born into a family of 5 meaning I know the signs." answered Ty Lee.
"Who got her pregnant anyways?" asked Rikku.
"Zuko you sly dog." I answered.
"WHAT! I didn't get Mai pregnant!" protested Zuko.
"Your the only one who was around her the whole time stupid." said Charity.
"I'm not pregnant at all." said Mai.
"She's in denial." I said.
"WHY ME!!" sobbed Mai.
"Depression." said Rikku.
"DARN IT!!" said Mai enraged.
"Rage." said Charity.
"Please don't let me pregnant!" pleaded Mai.
"Dealing." said Katara.
"Maybe it isn't so bad after all, I don't know why I even did that." said Mai.
"Now she's in acceptance." I said.
"Congratulations Mai, you went through the phases in 2 minutes a new record!" said Ty Lee.
"I'd have to say she's two months pregnant." said Charity.
"Same here, I had to deliver baby seals in the North Pole that's how I know." agreed Katara.
I walked up to the engine room to escape the baby conversation and, to see Ozai tied up in fire proof gear.
"HAHAHAHAHA!!" I laughed while pointing at Ozai.
I went out of there and rejoined the others.
"Well, what should we do now?" asked Kakuzu.
"Go back to sleep." I answered.
Everyone went back to their rooms to do whatever it was they was doing.
"Tobi is wondering if we should figure out what activities to do today." said Tobi.
"Not really sure, we could try bowling." I suggested.
"Great idea!" answered Tobi.
"We'll tell the others later." I said.
"Okay nighty-night." said Tobi.
Right after that we went to sleep, although I couldn't sleep because I went to bed around 7 pm for some strange reason last night.
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