Miki: sigh.
Amu: YEAH! GO MIKI! YOU'RE SO AWESOME! NOW I DON'T KNOW IKUTO! SO HAPPY!
Miki: yeah. whatever.
Amu: *kicks Miki* You're thinking about him aren't you.
Miki: shut up.
Amu: Oooooh. Miki likes _, Miki likes _.
Miki: I SAID TO SHUT UP!Miki: Mrmph
Amu: Get your lazy ass outta bed!
Miki: Nnnn
Amu: *kicks Miki*
Miki: STOP CHASING ME YOU INSOLENT STUFFED OWLS! (yes, i dreamed about this...)
Amu: Pfft.
Miki: Huh?
Amu: Nothing. We don't own Shugo Chara, Index/ Railgun/ or the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and the following volumes.
Yoru's POV
I opened my eyes to find myself in a mildewy, dark room. Everyone else was here. Amu, Ikuto, Miki, Haruhi and her brigade, and the other ESPers. Miki groggily sat up and rubbed her sapphire eyes. I heard everyone waking up. I heard a voice similar to the vampire Yaya's outside the dungeon door.
"Iroiro yosou ga dekisou de dekinai mirai- oh, you're awake."
"S-s-sis?" The normal high school student, Kyon stammered.
"Yep. You wouldn't take me with you so i offered to guard your cell. And to all mythical beings or magic users: Please do not try to use your powers. The result will be extremely pain-"
"!" Mikoto- san screamed.
"-ful."
"how do we get out of here?" Kyon asked Yuki.
The alien flipped a page in her book and tore one of the pages out. On it was written:
A heartfelt embrace,
Lovers, friends, family share,
Arms around a god.
"Ah. The haiku must be saying that someone must hug Haruhi- sama." Koizumi pondered. Everyone stared at Kyon.
"I'm never ever doing anything that will risk my life." Kyon shouted.
Without a word, Kamijou-san wrapped his left arm around Suzumiya- san. He placed his right hand on her shoulder. A buzzing noise filled my ears and in a flash, we were outside the cell. Kyon's little sister's eyes widened in fear. I put my hand on her face and quickly said, "Sleep." She slumped forward and gave a little snort. Shirai- san pressed a phone to her ear.
"Uiharu, where's the exit?" she demanded.
My keen ears picked up the other person's voice.
"Take the first left and go another twelve meters. Make a right turn and defeat the guards. That would take you directly to the portals."
"Roger." Shirai- san ran ahead of us and followed the directions the person on the other side gave her.
As we made the right turn, we saw lines and lines of guards. Miki and i morphed into oru wolf forms and leaped into the ranks of soldiers.
ikuto's POV
I felt useless as everyone began to fight. Suddenly, i felt a weight in my hand. I held a pair of double- sided scythes connected by a solid, silver chain.
*Author's Note: refer to Shuhei Hisagi's (Bleach by Tite Kubo) Shikai*
i whirled them around and sliced off one on the guards' head. I saw that all of the vampires and donors had weapons. they had also been captured and had excaped minutes after we had.
"Hi- yah!" I heard someone yell. (I later leaned it was Nagihiko) I saw Nagi welding an metal- edged fan and a straight blade attached by a thin golden link chain. Were all donors weapons two pieces connected by a chain? Yeah. The fan came flying towards me and i just barely ducked. Lucky for me, it missed me and instead embedded itself in the crotch area of one of the male guards.
After, like, three seconds the guards lay on the mosaic tiled floor, staining it with their crimson blood. We all stepped up to the portal, which glowed purple. And then it spoke...
Miki's POv
The portal addressed us. "All creatures, lgiht and dark, must give me their most beloved item they possess in order to pass through me. The items will be returned after you pass through but only if you allow me to take them first." I stepped up first, in my human form and threw my mother's war gauntlet into the mystical void.. "Hmmm. Very well, werewolf. You may pass." I stepped through the empty space and found myself transported into Vampire Academy. I slipped my mother's gauntlet back onto my left hand and waited for the arrival of the others. A bunch of ribbons came flying through the portal. In tumbled Suzumiya Haruhi. A small tooth on a chain passed through and Yoru came flying in later.
I sat there with a puzzled expression on my face. "The first tooth i lost as a wolf is your most prized possession?"
He gave me a light squeeze, "Of course, it was your first present to me." I smiled. Various items came flying through the portal, a book (Nagato Yuki), a sword (some random vampire), a yutaka (Nagihiko- san), and alot more. Most bizarre of them all was an eyeball, glazed over with some clear substance. Turns out it was some superstitious donor's. Lastly tumbled in Amu and Ikuto. Ikuto coming in first after a violin. Strangely though, Amu tumbled in, after no item.
Ikuto went over and plopped a light kiss on Amu's lips, only to be pushed away.
"Amu, what's wrong?" he asked.
"Rima, who is this? Why did he try to kiss me? Miki, Yoru, anyone? Would you like to explain?" she said coldly.
"Huh?" Ikuto said, puzzled.
"I said, if you aren't deaf, I don't know you. Who are you? Get out. Now."
Amu: I JUST GOT BACK FROM OREGON.
Miki: How was it?
Amu: Don't askā¦
Miki: Oh.
Amu: I almost got attacked by 2 rabid squirrels. Is that good enough for you?
Miki: Yes.
Amu: Look forward to the next chappie!
