Chapter 10: Jeez, another one? And who dies first?!
A/N: YAY! Chapter 10!
Thank you morial otaku for yet again bitching at me to post and reviewing. :P Enjoy and review!
Wolfey jumped up and stared at the newcomer. "Motherfucking ouch! What the fuck?! Where the fuck am fucking I?"
"Oh Jesus, save our souls!" Ichibi cried. "NOT HIIIIIIIIM!"
Everyone panicked except the Byshokuya, Komatsu and Tobi.
Ichibi ran out, eyes twirled back in her skull out of fear. Akuto dived under the couch, Momo ran upstairs and locked herself in her room. Luna dissapeared behind the curtain. Kisame grabbed Itachi and dived into the kitchen. Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi all dived under the new coffee table.
Akiri walked in, dragging Dante and Umbra (still clunging on her pants) with her. She froze when she saw him. Eyes widened slightly. The two stared at each other before Akiri attacked the newcomer. "DIE FUCKING SATAN SLUT!" She barked, clubbing Hidan over the head uncountable times.
"FUCK! OW! BITCH! OW! OW!" Hidan cried, trying to escape the psychopathic bitch's wrath.
"Yes! Kill it!" Akuto bellowed. Everyone except a screaming Tobi cheered Akiri on.
"NOOO! DONT HURT HIDAN-SEMPAI!" Tobi cried.
Akiri roared and murdered Hidan, which is ironic because he can't die.
After a while, ms psycho gave up on murdering Hidan and dissapeared to the kitchen. Hidan lay there, broken skull, all his ribs broken, his left arm fucked, face bleeding, neck broken, dick fucked, him fucked to the eternity of fucked up ness. "F-hack-hing b-hit-chh!" Hidan cringed.
Everyone stared at Hidan then ignored the immortal bastard and went on with what they were doing.
Hidan continued cursing until Sakura couldn't take it anymore, so she tied him up, healed him and left him cursing and hanging from a tree outside.
The Martin Lawrence security guard burst into the living room, gun in hand, shouting like a madman. "MIESIES, DAAR'S DIE SKELM DAAR BUITE!" He shouted in afrikaans. Meaning there's someone outside.
Unfortunaely, whoever it was ran the Martin Lawrence lookalike over, making him drop his gun that shot out a bullet. The bullet travelled sideways and slammed into Ichibi's skull.
Ichibi dropped dead.
Everyone froze. Akiri walked into the living room and saw Ichibi dead. She glared around at everyone. The Martin Lawrence lookalike security guard stared wide eyed at Ichibi, unable to believe what happened. Then Akiri shouted. "SIPHO! WAT DE FOK HET JY NOU WEER GEDOEN JOU DOM FOK?!" In afrikaans, meaning, Sipho, what the fuck did you do now, you dumb cunt?
Sipho stared at Akiri with eyes wide as tennis balls. "Asseblief miesies! Moenie my fire nie! Die skelm het my gastamp en toe val die gun!"
"Nou waars die bliksemse skelm, Sipho? Laat ek hom kan opfok!" Akiri glared around. Everyone stared wide eyed at the mad woman. Someone backed away. Akiri grabbed the culprit and hoisted him up in the air.
None other than mr Barbie doll. "Oh my lord, its the faggot..." Itachi mumbled.
"Well, well, well, look what we have here." Akiri grinned. "Deidara." She then slammed her fist through Deidara's face and continued to punch Deidara. "YOU - FUCKING - DICK! DIE!"
"Nee miesies! Kalmeer miesies! Moet kom nie slat nie!" Sipho cried. "Miesies moet hom cops toe vat!"
"Hou djou bek Sipho!" Akiri barked. "Fokkof!" She stood up and dropped Deidara.
Wolfey whisteled. "You're on a roll today, Kiki." She commented.
There was silence. Everyone was downstairs. Umbra was quiet. "We can bring her back." Akuto said.
All attention turned to the red head. "How?" Luna asked. "There's a bloody bullet through her brain!" She started crying.
Akuto sighed. "Take the bullet out and heal her nogin." She rolled her eyes.
Everyone stared at Akuto before Sakura rushed to help Ichibi. "It'll take a while before she wakes up." Sakura said after removing the bullet and fixing Ichibi's head.
"Dammit." Akiri cursed and stormed upstairs.
A day passed. Ichibi didn't wake up, but she was breathing. Akuto kept checking up on Ichibi every hour. Akiri stuck to her room with Umbra mostly. For the next few weeks, there was no sign of Ichibi awake, so they still waited.
Akiri was so pissed off, she killed Deidara the day after Ichibi got shot. Apparently, Deidara wasn't even doing anything. Akiri just up, out of her room and fucking knifed Deidara to death. Not a pretty sight, but you get the point?
Tobi looked like he was going to explode any minute, so Momo had locked him in a bathroom for a week. He still lived by somehow eating shampoo and soap. Unfortunately, he had a bad case of dihhorea and bubbles coming out of his ass every time he farted. Smelled like flowers when he was let out.
Komatsu continued to cook whatever was in the kitchen. Fridays and Saturdays are his off days, because they get fast food.
Akiri ordered Toriko and the others to start training just two days after Ichibi died. The next day, Akuto asked if they could build a gym. Akiri agreed and turned around on her bed to go back to sleep.
Umbra merely studied Akiri's condition from a few feet away. Her mood soured every day Akuto or Momo reported Ichibi's condition. After just four days, Akiri had already almost attacked Umbra. She kept snapping at him every so often.
Luna stayed right by Ichibi's side the whole time. She only got up to pee.
The ninjas, except Hidan because he still hung upside down by his testacles from a tree, helped with training, even learing new shit from the others and learning the others a few tricks. Coco was sharinganed twice by Itachi and Sasuke. Sani laughed his ass off and was blasted by Kisame and his watergun jutsu.
Sani then accused Kisame of being a murderous fish and tried to kill him with his hair net.
Akuto, Sebastian, Karo, Wolfey and Momo were basically the only ones busy training. Akiri was sulking, Umbra was being shat on for no reason, Ichibi was unconcious, Luna kept an eye on Ichibi, Sakura checked Ichibi's health status, Hidan hung by his nuts, Deidara's head was stuffed and hung on the wall, Sipho was on abselute final warning, Komatsu was cooking, Naruto was being a retard and Dante was still pissed off with his stupid decision to kiss Sebastian.
Then after a week, Ichibi woke up. Luna freaked out, screamed with joy and ran around shouting at the top of her lungs.
Akiri was having a nightmare at the time whilst asleep on her bed in broad daylight. Another vision.
Yay! I updated! Now review or Kisame is sushi.
Kisame: *runs and hides*
Me: *rolls eyes* okay, never mind. Let's kill Tobi...
Tobi: NOOOOOO! *runs away*
Me: *sigh* fuck... Let's kill Hidan then.
Hidan: you can't kill me bitch!
Me: *drowns Hidan* yes, I can. MUAHAHAHA
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