Last time on Life of a GPU, Andrew unknowingly found a mermaid guest and a certain Lamia got very jelly of her! Now… something else is about to go down.

McIntosh Household (7:45 PM)

Andrew comes back from… work? I think, he did come back late, "Ugh, even at work, everyone seems to want to talk about extraspecies. I guess that's the talk of the town for a while now."

Miia greets him, "Welcome back home, darling!" She beams a smile at him.

Andrew smiles back, "Great to be home, Miia." He places his stuff down. He asks them, "What have you girls been up to while I'm gone?"

Miia replies, "Oh, nothing much, just-"

Miia gets cut off by Papi who looks very uneasy, "Boss…?"

Andrew turns toward her and says, "What is it, Papi?" Giving her a smile as he doesn't know what's going on.

Papi then says, "Papi's going to lay an egg."

Andrew's expression immediately turns sour as every other guest in the house turns an angry gaze at him, brandishing dangerous weapons at him, including the four goddesses.

And they smacked him silly, until… "Oh! It's unfertilized, why didn't you say so earlier, darling?" Miia smiles as she holds up a spiked club, feeling relieved that Andrew didn't have sex with Papi.

Neptune exclaims, "You almost made me turn you into pudding for a second there, Andy!" She has her katana out, but she only smacked Andrew with it with the blunt end of it.

Suu only smacked him because the others were doing it and she really didn't know what's going on. Andrew is left lying on the floor with a lot of bumps on his head from each of the guests aside from Papi smacking him. He groans in pain, "Ugh… these girls definitely don't trust me."

Xelor shouts in Andrew's head, "How the hell are you still alive after that?! Even Blanc used her hammer on you, you could have died!"

Andrew groans, "Not so loud…" He holds his head as if he had drunk too many.

After Andrew recovered from that, he goes to Papi for further explanation, "So you're laying an egg, huh? How are you feeling, Papi?" Trying to see Papi's condition as well.

Papi frowns, "Not very good. This is the first egg Papi is laying in America so she feels off."

Noire asks, "So, what's the deal with that? Do you lay eggs like chickens or something?"

Papi shakes her head, "No! This is the first egg I'm going to lay in a long time! Papi doesn't feel too good about this." She frowns.

Neptune jokes, "Maybe Ice could give you some pointers, he is a bird too, after all."

Noire groans, "Ugh, there's just a lot of wrong in that sentence."

Andrew replies telling Papi, "Well, you just gotta take it easy and be calm about it. I'm sure it's going to be very rough on you so you have to-" He gets a ring at the doorbell, "Huh, I wonder who it could be at this time of night." He goes to answer it.

Neptune jokes, "Gasp! Maybe, Ice's fatherly instincts kicked in, I hear that male penguins are the ones that take cares of the egg."

Noire sighs, "Do you hear what comes out of your mouth, Neptune?"

Neptune shakes her head, "Nope, but I know what goes in it, pudding!" She goes off and gets some after saying that.

Noire rolls her eyes at Neptune, "Of course you would say that." She notices Neptune, "Wait! We're in the middle of something important and you're just going to get freaking pudding?"

Neptune exclaims as she does so, "Yep!"

Vert replies, "Just leave her be. She really doesn't have the experience of handling maternal manners anyway."

Noire sighs, "Did you forget that the egg is unfertilized?"

Vert shakes her head, "No, but it'll be the same thing when it does actually happen."

Noire shouts, "It better not happen for real! I'll kill that idiot! The both of them! With my bare hands!" She gets so angry at Vert's comment.

Andrew opens the front door and is greeted by a middle aged man, to be of a Mexican culture (Yes, I made an OC to pretty much replace the character from the original. Deal with it, this is America, boy!). "Erm, hi. What do you want?" Andrew asked the middle aged man.

The shady Mexican hands a business card to Andrew, "Hola. My name is Gonzales, are you the boy with the monster girls?" Speaking in a heavy Mexican accent, too.

Andrew takes the business card and looks at it with a confused look, "Err, yeah, why do you ask?"

Gonzales just let's himself and his crewmen in, two of them. "Whoa! This place is graaaaande!"

Andrew sighs, "I don't know about this, what are they doing here anyway?"

Noire replies, "He's pretty shady, Andy. We should keep a real close eye on him and his crew."

Andrew nods, "I agree. So, Gonzales, what are you doing here, exactly?"

Gonzales is done with his freak-out with the huge house and goes over to Andrew and tells him, "We're documenting on that harpy's egg!" He points to Papi.

It takes a while for Andrew to reply and when he does, he's in shock, "You're what?! You mean documenting as in recording, right? So that means…"

Gonzales nods, "Yes, senor… we'll document her laying the egg!" He exclaims proudly with a clenched fist; his two crewman are mimicking him in the background.

Andrew replies in a suspicious tone, "If that doesn't scream shady, then I don't know what does."

Miia overhears this and says, "Oh, you're recording now? How does my hair look, Mero?"

Meroune just replies with a smile to Miia, "You look the same as ever, Miss Miia!"

Andrew says, "How can you be calm at this? Who knows what this guy is up to… I'll be watching everything he does."

Miia replies, "Oh, darling, you're overreacting."

Andrew says, "I'm overreacting? I wasn't the one overreacting that other day when Mero arrived. Anyway, girls. Just be extra careful around him and makes sure he doesn't pull anything towards you."

Gonzales guides Andrew towards Papi's room, "Come on, senor! You're her host, get over here!" Him and his crewmen goes into the room.

Andrew sighs, "This job is the worst sometimes." He follows reluctantly.

Papi's Room (7:50 PM)

Everybody gathers around as Papi is sitting on her bed with her legs sprawled out, waiting for the egg to come out, Gonzales points the camera right at Papi's crotch, "How about now, are you ready for that huevo to come out, senorita?"

Noire shouts angrily, "You really have to point that camera right there?!" Her face is mixed with anger and embarrassment as she sees this.

Of course, Papi shakes her head, as she looks so uneasy about all of these, which is understandable.

Gonzales turns the camera back towards the group and points, "We'll document the other liminals' room until Senorita Papi can lay her egg!"

Noire gets even more embarrassed with blush on her face, "Y-you never said anything like that! You just said that stupid bird's egg and that's it!"

Neptune remarks, "Oh, does Noire have something embarrassing in her room that she doesn't want to share with the world? Oh, so juicy!"

Noire gets flustered at Neptune's remark, "S-shut up! I didn't say that! Don't assume something that is clearly not true!"

Neptune giggles to herself, "I'll ask Gonzales to record your room first~!" She says as she skips over to Gonzales, "Hey…!"

Noire shouts as she chases over to Neptune, "Y-you better not, Neptune! I won't forgive you!"

Vert then makes a suggestion, "We'll take a look in my room." She says as her crosses her arms beneath her breasts. "Let's all be adults here. I have nothing to hide. I'll be more than welcome to share my room first."

Gonzales looks at Vert and his nose gets steamy, he hides this and says, "Well! Let's start with Senorita Gonzangas… err, I mean… Vert!" He rubs his nose to prevent nosebleeding, I guess.

Blanc says softly but sounding as she's kind of getting annoyed, but just a little, "We all heard that mix up…"

Vert's Room (8:00 PM)

Everybody looks around in Vert's room as it is decorated with figures and games scattered about, "So, do you have a place to put all this?" Andrew asks seeing the game piled up on the floor.

Vert replies with the camera on her, "Well, I ran out of shelves to put everything at, I don't suppose you have any shelves I could use, Andy…"

Gonzales begins his talk about Vert's room, "Wow, a big breasted chica who is really into games and anime! And with the looks of a goddess, everybody at home must be blown away!"

Vert begins gloating as Gonzales says things about her, "Well, of course. I am the most mature one out of the four goddesses that you see here." She begins bouncing her breasts.

Blanc gets a bit annoyed, "Do you really have to do that in front of the camera?"

Vert nods, "Why, of course. I don't know why you all are so nervous, this will increase our shares, no doubt."

Gonzales begins asking, "So, Senorita Vert… are you wearing any underwear?"

Andrew gets surprised by the answer, "Now, what a minute! Why would you ask something like that?!"

Gonzales replies nonchalantly, "Just curious."

Vert gets a bit annoyed herself, but hides it well, "Well, now I'm not going to share that with anyone. And If I was, I would much rather share it with only my GPU."

Andrew begins nosebleeding a bit, "Now, what the hell did you even say, Vert?!"

Noire replies to Vert, "Are you trying to get us annoyed with you?!"

Neptune breaks the steam by saying, "My room, next!" She exclaims with raising an arm in the air.

Neptune's Room (8:15 PM)

Neptune's room has games as well, just like Vert's, but not as much, it's also kind of messy. Noire immediately points it out, "Geez, Neptune… your room is a mess!"

Neptune rubs the back of her head, "Yeah… sorry, I was meaning to get it cleaned but I got distracted and… well you know."

Andrew mentions, "You could have asked me to help you clean it, Neptune. I wouldn't mind."

Noire gets even more angry, "You and I both know that if you did that, Neptune would just use you every time and not clean it herself."

Andrew shakes his head, not believing it, "What? No she won't… will you?" He then asks Neptune.

Neptune nods, "Yep! I surely most likely won't do that!" She smiles to ensure this won't definitely happen.

Noire sighs exasperatedly, "Yeah… I'll believe it when I see it." She looks over at the closet and shouts, "Neptune! You even left your clothes laying around!"

Neptune chuckles nervously, "Whoops! Sorry!"

Andrew sighs, "Well, no use to having them laying around, I suppose I'll at least sort them for you." He goes over and folds Neptune's clothes for her.

Neptune smiles as he does this, "What will I do without you, Andy?"

Andrew smiles as well, "I'm sure you'll get by without me." As he begins sorting, he realizes that he touching something a bit more private, his eyes widen, "N-Neptune's…" He nosebleeds, drops what he was holding and he falls over.

That actually got Miia to get a bit annoyed, she mutters, "Why didn't darling react like that when he touched my panties?" Her cheeks puff up angrily.

The cameramen begin filming what Andrew dropped, which were indeed, Neptune's striped panties. Noire blocks the way and shouts, "Now, what in the hell do you think you guys are doing?!" She is angry at the with the mix of embarrassment, "May I ask why is it so important to be filming her underwear?!"

Gonzales clears his throat, "S-so that we know that you four wear the same kind our women wear." Trying to save himself from being called out.

Noire gets even more steamed, "That sounds like the most pathetic excuse I ever heard!" She shouts at the top of her lungs.

Meroune tries calming the pissed off Black goddess, "Miss Noire, you should really calm down. How about they film my room next? So that you can relax a little." She smiles as she puts her fins together.

Noire crosses her arms angrily, still mad about the cameramen, "F-fine…"

Meroune's Room (8:23 PM)

They enter Meroune's room, and the cameramen begins filming Meroune splash around in the water, "Excellente!" Gonzales exclaims, "Say… isn't that outfit of a gothic attire?" He points out, stroking his chin.

Meroune nods, "Why, yes, it is. I'm glad that you noticed." She does a small breach from where she was and goes back into the water.

Gonzales nods while continuing to stroke his chin, "Ah, si si, I see. Now speaking of clothing, are you wearing any panties?"

Meroune gets embarrassed by that question, "Um… what?" She blushes as she just stares into the camera.

Andrew blows up at Gonzales, "Do you really have to ask every girl that question?!"

Gonzales ignores what Andrew says and asks Meroune, "So… how do you get out of your pool? Can you give us a demonstration?"

Meroune nods, "Alright. I'll show you." She goes in the water, "I just build up speed like this and then jump out of the water." She breaches out and lands out on the edge of the pool. What she didn't realize that happened, is that her top slipped off when she was breaching out. She displays her breasts with her nipples out of the open for a moment or two, she then covers up as she realizes, "G-gah…" She goes back to the water and dives back in.

Andrew nosebleeds as he sees this, "Y-you got that on camera, didn't you?!"

Gonzale replies, "Not to worry, senor! We'll edit it out later."

Andrew sighs with a sweatdrop, "How will I know that you'll keep your word on that…?"

Centorea speaks up next, "Milord, thou shall not worry none. As everyone fail to keep any sense of composure, I as a noble knight won't fall for this. My room awaits!"

Centorea's Room (8:30 PM)

As they step into Centorea's room, it seems that everyone has stepped into another country as everything looks so different, "W-wow, Cerea…" Andrew says as he looks around the room, "It's all… different. I'm not even sure what theme this room is trying to be."

Centorea nods, clears her throat and exclaims, "Then allow me to educate thee, milord! What thou see is a representation of a classic Japanese home, with mats and everything. A counter for tea and a sign that proudly displays 'Chivalry' in Kanji."

Gonzales goes in front of the camera and says, "Well, you've heard it first here, folks! We got ourselves a Japanese loving, middle ages wearing… centaur with a noble stature of the highest caliber!"

Centorea blushes a bit from the complement, "Why, sir, I am indeed flattered. Many thanks for the nice verbal gesture." She then bows at Gonzales, which causes her boobs to bounce.

Gonzales begins staring as this happens, "So… senorita Centorea… are you wearing a bra underneath that?"

Centorea gets offended and says, "What be-eth the meaning of this?!" She pauses for a bit and then answers, "W-we normally don't wear anything of the sort… they don't make them in our size…" She blushes big time from embarrassment.

Gonzales rushes over behind Centorea and begins grabbing her boobs with both hands, "And they seem to be heavy and they are… do they cause strain on your back?"

Blanc, Noire and Miia are currently gritting their teeth as they see Gonzales do this, "Why you…!" Is what they say to this, being extremely pissed off. "Fuck the rules, I'm gonna kill him!" Blanc shouts as she readies her hammer at Gonzales.

Neptune makes a comment, "Whoa, where did the censor go?!"

Andrew sweatdrops with an angry nerve from Gonzales, "That's what you're concerned about?"

Gonzales feels the three girls' angry aura perking and he begins stopping, "N-now… I know you all are mad about this but what kind of reporter would I be if I didn't ask the hardest question?! I know that I would get tons of people to hate me but that comes with the job!" He clenches his hand with his crewmen mimicking him again.

Noire clenches her fist from anger, "You are damn right, people will hate you! Sigh… I would rather have Famitsu or Dengekiko to interview us instead of you…"

Miia sighs from all of this and replies, "Let's just move on to my room next before I regret it…"

Miia's Room (8:41 PM)

Miia sits down in her bed in her room as the cameramen film every part of her room, she gets annoyed, "Well?! Are you going to ask me questions or not?!"

Gonzales replies nodding, "Si si… so, Senorita Miia, are you…?"

Miia shouts before Gonzales got the time to finish his question, "If you are going to say if I'm wearing any underwear, of course I am!" She looks really pissed off.

Gonzales flinches a bit from Miia shouting at him, "Si… can we… have a look?" He begins pointing down the camera towards Miia's crotch area.

Miia takes the camera and points it back to her face, "Are you out of your mind?! There's no way that I'm going to show you, you pervert!"

The camera catches a glimpse of a bag of something, "Oh ho… what's that in the corner…?" Gonzales states as he found a discovery.

Miia grabs the bag with her tail and coils around it by her, shielding it, "I-it's nothing…!"

Andrew takes a good look at it, squinting his eyes, "Are those your skin sheddings, Miia? Weren't you going to throw those away?"

Miia nods, being very embarrassed, blushing beet red, "Y-yes… but, I was worried that the crows might get to them…" She hugs the bag tight.

Gonzales shouts out loud, "No! You can't throw it away, Senorita Miia! It's muy valuable! Can… I have it?"

Miia gets freaked out by this, disgusted even, "W-why do you want my skin? The only people that wants it is the worst kind of pervert…" She makes a grimace as she is disgusted by the request.

Andrew replies, "Yeah, I can see why, it is your skin, after all…" He mutters in the background.

Gonzales whispers to Miia's ear, "Think about it, you could be famous, think of all the medication your skin could be used from it. And… you might win your darling's favor…" He says this in a way of a bribe.

Miia thinks about it, daydreaming, "Wow… It could help a lot of people… we could be famous and… I can… win darling over…" She pictures wonderful events that could be possible, special ointment from the lamia skin being made from it that cures anything, talks from important people about it, and… a future with Andrew. She begins going in some sort of trance as she speaks, "Well, if you put it like that, how can I refuse?" She then gives the bag over to Gonzales.

Gonzales smiles replying with gratitude, "Gracias, chica."

Noire lets out a sigh, "Well, I suppose my room is next. Let's just get this over with." She sweatdrops.

Neptune exclaims happy, "Yay! Onward to Noire's room which is actually Andy's parents' room!" She points towards the door.

Noire sighs, "I'm regretting this already…" As the group follows Neptune to Noire's room.

Noire's Room (8:48 PM)

Noire just stands there with an embarrassed look on her face, "O-ok, that's enough looking around, onto Blanc's room."

Blanc replies with a blunt response, "But, we just got here. You're embarrassed about us discovering your cosplay collection."

Noire begins hushing up Blanc immediately, "I have no idea what you're talking about, you crazy goddess, you!"

Of course, this doesn't fool Gonzales as he says, "Aha… senorita, you can't pull the wool over our eyes! You will show us this collection of yours and you'll do it with pride. This is going on TV so you must make the best impression, si?"

Noire crosses her arms, thinking it over, "Erm…" She makes a crooked frown as she's conflicted with embarrassment and her pride.

Andrew begins to help her out, "Noire, you really don't have nothing to be ashamed of, you know. In fact… maybe I should tell you a little secret of mine."

Noire feels a little better from that, "No… that's ok… thanks anyway."

Miia gets interest from that, "What is it, darling?" She feels that she might be able to take advantage of that.

The rest of the monster girls agree with Miia, that they want to know, "Come on, beloved. Tell us."

Andrew blushes, scratches his head, "OK… well… I… actually kind of like cosplay. I think it's kind of… hot."

Miia gets a metaphorical lightbulb to brighten, "Let me wear one of your cosplay outfits, Noire!"

Noire exclaims angrily and rightfully so, "Are you out of your mind?! No! It wouldn't even fit you anyway!"

Miia gets angry as well, "Are you calling me fat?!"

Noire gets even more angry, "That's not what I was getting across! I was talking about your snake body! It's not designed for that!"

Miia wraps around Noire, wrestling with her, "How would you know if you haven't tried! I bet I would look better in it than you ever hope to dream of!"

Andrew tries to break the fight, "Girls… that's enough…"

Gonzales nudges his cameramen, "Are you getting this, ese?" And they begin filming the catfight.

Andrew tries going in to break it up, Miia accidentally slaps him with her tail, "Let me put it on, Noire!"

Noire shouts as loud as she could, "No! I don't want you to accidentally rip it or something!"

Papi begins frowning, "Nnnrg…"

The little sound that Papi made alerts Gonzales, "What's that, Senorita Papi?"

Papi replies, clutching her lower part of her belly, "Papi thinks the egg is coming…"

Everybody stops what they're doing as it's important. Neptune exclaims, "Let's check that egg!"

Andrew's Room (9:01 PM)

Papi sits on Andrew's bed as she waits for her egg to come out, Gonzales waits there to film it. "How's it looking, Papi? Is it ready?"

Papi nods, she looks very uncomfortable from her expression.

Gonzales pushes Andrew towards Papi, "Help her out, senor host!"

Andrew nods and lays his hands on Papi's belly, "Is this good, Papi? O-or do you want me to go higher."

Papi then replies, "Actually… much lower…"

Andrew tries to keep it together as he lowers his hand really low on Papi, almost where the egg is going to pop out.

Gonzales then mentions, "So… Senor host! You don't need the egg right once it's laid. Would it be possible to give it to me?"

Andrew asks, "Why do you want it? And why do we have to do this in my room?"

Gonzales gives a little shrug, "Well, if you don't have any plans with the egg then… it would be a waste to just throw it away, right?"

Andrew thinks about it and replies as he presses his hands close to Papi, "I guess so…"

Gonzales smiles suspiciously, "Oh… you're too kind…" He begins thinking, "Yes! With this egg, I can make thousands, or millions of pesos! And with this uncensored footage! I can make it double or even triple that amount. And with the added bonus of that snake bitch's skin, I'll be even more rich! Oh... liminals are the easiest to scam! They are suckers! Every last one of them!"

Suu is there tapping on Gonzales' head with her antenna, repeating everything that Gonzales thinks, "Now… hurry up, we're getting to the hottest part…"

Gonzales actually hears himself out of his own mind, "W-what?" He says with confusion.

Blanc shouts, "What?!" She absolutely heard that as well as the rest of the girls.

Noire shouts as well, "You are meaning to tell me that you were scamming us this whole time! I bet you are not even a real reporter!"

Blanc shouts, "I'll fucking kill you!" She readies her hammer.

Noire summons her rapier, "I'll stick this far up your ass that you will never be able to sit down again!"

Gonzales begins guarding his stuff, even the snake skin, as every girl begins wielding their weapons at him, "You can't hurt me! If you do, you're get deported! I'm invincible! Viva La Raza!"

Andrew replies, asking Gonzales, "Hey… you wanted the egg, right?" He holds it in his hands, "Here." He tosses it to Gonzales.

Gonzales drops his stuff and charges towards it, "15 million!" The egg falls down towards his face before a swift punch in the face was delivered to him by Andrew.

Andrew gives him his signature GPU punch and he gets flung to the other side to the room, "If you wanted eggs so badly, just go to the store to get your own… they're cheap."

Miia and the others go towards Andrew, "Darling! But, the egg! You destroyed it!"

Andrew shakes his head and replies nonchalantly, "Nah… I just grabbed a chicken egg from the fridge."

Neptune congratulates Andrew, "Wow… that's my GPU! Always thinking smart!"

Andrew chuckles, "Well… I try."

Noire then says, "Does that mean…"

Blanc helps Noire with her sentence, "Papi's still…"

Vert then completes it, "Laying her egg?"

They all begin looking at Papi's direction and then rush over to help out, "Come on, Papi! In in, out! In in, out!" Miia says as she inhales twice and then exhales, she also wraps her tail around Andrew's face, covering his eyes.

Andrew exclaims, "Gah! What gives, Miia?!"

Miia replies, "You can't look, darling!"

Neptune begins commenting as the egg comes out, "Ooh… it's big~"

Meroune then says, "Wow, how does that big thing come out from something so small…?"

Vert says, "I don't know but from being in there for so long, it's covered with her inner juices. My, my~"

Andrew blushes, hearing all of that, "I don't need this really colorful commentary, thank you very much…" He is still blinded by Miia's tail.

Living Room (9:25 PM)

After that's all said and done, Andrew alerted the authorities, which will be the MON squad and they all arrested Gonzales and his henchmen. "Thanks for alerting us, Andy-kun." Ms. Smith says.

Andrew nods, "It's no problem. I'm just glad that they didn't get away with it."

Miia nods, "Yeah, he was a real pervert and a scam artist."

Andrew smiles, "Yeah, and it was Suu that saved the day, it was lucky that she was able to read his mind to see his true intentions." One… two… three… "Wait! She can do that?!"

Suu just smiles at Andrew.

Neptune smiles at Suu, "That's so cool, Suu. Maybe we could put that to good use one day…"

Papi exclaims, "Papi will like that! Papi's happy now!"

Ms. Smith continues, "Anyway, we already took him in and yes, his identification is also fake. He has pulled this scam for a while now. We're grateful that you caught him in the act thanks to Suu."

Andrew asks, "He's done this before? Why is it the only time that I've only heard of it?"

Blanc replies, "Maybe it's because you spend so much time in the Hyperdimension with us than to actually look at the news of your own world."

Andrew shrugs, "Yeah, whichever's the case. I'm glad that creep is gone!"

Ms. Smith then mentions, "You know… it's not a bad idea, you know… to do a report on your girlfriends." She teased. "You can help your goddesses to get those shares that they crave."

Noire asks Neptune, "You told her that much about us?"

Neptune nods, "Yep! I really wanted to stay with Andy, so…"

Andrew asks Ms. Smith to clear this up, "So… you want an actual reporter here to do a proper news report on us?"

Ms. Smith nods, "Exactly, but it can't be me or any of my squad, we are busy with other things, but we know a guy… or… a penguin."

"Sup!" Ice exclaims as he enters the house, Scratch is there with a camera, "Now, let's do this for real, we aren't in it for the money, we're in it for the support!" Ice is wearing sunglasses and his suit.

Noire sighs, "At least we know him and trust him enough."

Suu smiles happily seeing Ice, she begins hugging him close to her.

Ice clears his throat, "As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, I am quite loved by the liminal community. As I'm one of them, I'll be here to give you the inside look of their daily lives."

Andrew gets interested, "Wow, I think he knows what he's doing."

Miia then says, "Ooh! My hair!" She goes off to check if her hair is fine.

Scratch begins filming the other girls, "Hey, everyone! Smile to the camera!"

The other girls wave to the camera and smiling nervously, except for Neptune and Papi.

Noire didn't like this and replies, "Now, let's tune in on a simple cat's love for one human girl, and her name is…"

Scratch points his camera away from Noire, "OK… that's enough over there! Let's check back on Ice!"

Ice is sinking into Suu's slime as she hugs him real close, "Now, you see that we all get along here just fine. I'm sure if you actually sign up yourself, you can find a liminal just for you to host and get along just fine as well." He gets send further deeper into Suu's slime as she begins to engulf him in her.

Suu smiles even more, feeling Ice inside her slime, she wriggles her tentacles happily.

Scratch gets unprofessional, "Aw… isn't that cute? As you can see, now there's true love blossoming between two liminals as one is snuggling with the other, trying to say that she loves him. And more than naught, her silence says it all."

Ice replies, "Just a little comedy from our dear cameraman who shouldn't be even talking."

Scratch laughs, "You don't know good entertainment when you see it."

Ice shouts, "We're here to do a report on how liminals live and you are stuck here filming Suu trying to take my moisture for herself. This isn't love, it's a slime instinct."

Scratch takes a moment to reply and then says, "So, what do you think, people at home? Love or instinct?"

Andrew sweatdrops, "Ok…"

Ice sighs, "I really need to do a news report here so if you don't mind letting me go, Suu."

Suu shakes her head this time.

Ice's eyes widen, "You all saw that, right?! She knows what she's doing the whole time!"

Scratch smiles, "Oh, if that's the case then let's get the answer out right now! Suu… do you love Ice? Is this true love?"

Suu doesn't say anything and just stares at the camera with a smile on her face.

Andrew then realizes, "Suu! Put your raincoat on! People are watching you!"

Suu nods and drops Ice and leaves the living room to do so.

Scratch replies, "I didn't film anywhere that's above legal TV ratings so it's all good!" He then films Ice covered in Suu's slime.

Ice then gets up, "So, you see, a slime is tricky to take care of as they might get overly attached to their master and then just not want to let them go. I am not her master, though. It's merely an instinct as slimes are attracted to moisture and coolness. I have both of those things in my feathers so… let's move on now." He shakes off the slime on his body.

Scratch exclaims happily, "OK!" He moves his camera to the other girls, "K! Who are we starting with first?!"

Ice sighs at Scratch's enthusiasm, "Let me do the commentary, ok?" He makes Scratch point the camera towards Andrew, "So, Mr. Host, would you care to demonstrate your girls' powers for us? Maybe… show the audience just how dangerous or strong they are?"

Andrew's eyes widen, "W-what?! Are you trying to get me killed?"

Ice shakes his head, "No, you survived more so I'm not worried about that."

Andrew asks, "Can't you just film the goddesses first? They need the publicity a lot more than the rest do, they need all the shares they can get, after all."

Ice shakes his head, "Nah, it'll be too boring, they can't even transform here. But they'll get screen time, certainly."

Andrew sighs, "Make up your mind, though… you only got enough battery life on that thing and you're filming extra footage that's not needed."

Ice raises his voice saying, "Who's the news reporter here? I know what I'm doing. Anyway, back to business. We'll start with the first girl you met and work our way from there."

Andrew asks, "Oh, you mean Neptune?"

Ice shakes his head, "I did say that they can't transform so they'll be boring, didn't I?"

Andrew nods, "Oh… but Miia is still getting ready so…"

"I'm here!" Miia comes back, wearing something, pink and frilly, "I'm I first to be interviewed?"

Noire recognizes the outfit she's wearing, "That's one of my cosplay outfits! I told you not to wear them!" She gets all fiery.

Miia sticks a tongue out at Noire, "But, it fits, doesn't it? And I look cute in it, right, darling?"

Andrew just stands there with blush on his face as he looks at Miia, "Err…"

Noire shouts at Andrew, "Don't say anything! That's my cosplay outfit she stole and it's too big for her snake body, anyway!"

Miia begins teasing to Noire, "Well, you aren't wearing them and they're so much fun to wear!"

Noire blushes from embarrassment while at the same time furious at Miia, "Why you…"

Neptune joins in and exclaims, "I wanna wear one, too!"

Andrew begins nosebleeding, "N-no, you are not… we're here to get interviewed, not to dress up… like… hot… err…"

Neptune frowns, "Aw… you're no fun…"

Miia twirls around in her cosplay outfit, "I'm still going to keep this on! Just to spite Noire."

Ice facepalms, "Ugh… why did Ms. Smith ask me to do this…?"

Andrew shrugs, "Probably because she might want to just relax in her office or something."

Neptune bursts out, "Everyone rush into Noire's room to put a cosplay on!" She rushes off with Papi which is the only one wanted to go along with it.

Noire growls, "Neptune, I swear…"

Andrew mentions, "That's technically my parents' room anyway, so…"

Noire glares at Andrew, "You encourage her behavior! I expect you to do something about it!"

Andrew shrugs, "I'll let her have this one… it's kind of harmless to put on clothes, right?"

Noire exclaims still just as angry, "It's not if it's my clothes she's wearing!"

"Ooh, I found something!" Neptune shouts from the room.

Noire mutters, "Oh no… my most secret and personal stash…" She sweatdrops profusely.

Neptune rushes down with a box, "It's addressed to me!"

Noire exhales with relief, "Oh thank god…"

Andrew eyes widen, "Oh, so you found it, huh?"

Neptune looks at Andrew, "Did you… get me this?"

Andrew scratches his head, "Yeah… because I really care about you and I always want to be helping you with your nation. So, I bought something for you. It's just something that'll make you stand out more here…"

Neptune opens it and she find a black hat with a graphic shirt and a light blue hoodie that decorated with plus', also a skirt with it that's similar to the dress she wears. "Wow… it's pretty."

Andrew nods, "I had it custom made online and hid it in my parents' room hoping you wouldn't find it until later when I wanted to give it to you, but… you did."

Neptune embraces Andrew tightly, "I love it! Thank you!"

Ice whispers to Scratch, "Are you getting this?"

Scratch nods, "Yep!"

Miia frowns seeing this as well as the other, "Darling really cares about her…" She begins crying.

Andrew then asks, "Would you like to join in, Miia?"

Miia's eyes widen, "Darling!" She embraces both Andrew and Neptune.

Everyone else joins in as well, even Noire. Papi comes back downstairs wearing some kind of armor cosplay, "Ooh, hugs!" She joins the harem hug as well.

Ice then says, "And that's how strong they are… their love for their host, Andrew McIntosh. Join us next time for some more liminal report. This has been Ice T. Penguin for your daily liminal news.

Scratch turns off the camera, "That's a wrap!"

Ice sighs, "I don't think we got enough footage for this, I'm going to take that creep's footage and edit it so that It'll be me dubbing over his garbage. That'll work."

Andrew smiles, "Good luck with that, Ice."

Neptune then asks, "Can I put this on, now?"

Andrew nods, "Yeah, go for it, Neptune." His phone then vibrates, "Huh? I better check what this is…" he goes to the kitchen to check on his cellphone.

Neptune goes off to the bathroom to change into her new threads.

Papi asks, "So, why don't you both stay for the night? We got games we could play!"

Ice sweatdrops, "I… would but I have to go back to the headquarters and… catch up on paperwork."

Suu comes back in the living room with her raincoat on, she says, "Stay~" to Ice with a smile.

Ice sweatdrops, "Err… I can't, I have to go back."

Suu asks again, "Stay…" This time more menacingly as she has tentacles looming over Ice.

Ice sighs and exclaims, "Alright! I'll stay for the night!"

Suu returns to her adorable self and hugs Ice which he expected, "Yep… saw that coming…"

Neptune rushes back to the group wearing her new clothes, "What do you think, guys? Can't Andy pick it out or what?"

Miia nods, "It looks good, Neptune. Why doesn't darling get me clothes?!"

Noire replies, "Yeah, so you wouldn't be wearing mine!" She then looks at them again, "You're stretching it out, even! Take that off right now!"

Miia hisses at Noire, "Make me!"

RIIIIP!

Neptune looks at Miia, "Ooh... you ripped it~" She then faces Noire who has a snapped expression, "Noire?"

Noire replies with, "That was my magical Noirina cosplay!" At the top of her lungs.

Blanc replies, "Oh, so that's what that was?"

Noire shouts out, "I'll fucking skin you!" She brandishes her rapier at Miia.

"Girls…?" Andrew walks back to them with a worried expression.

Miia rushes over to Andrew, "Darling, protect me!" She then sees his face, "What's the matter?"

Centorea asks, "What hath thou ailed you, milord?"

Andrew replies with emotion drained out of him, "My parents messaged me… they said they'll be coming back early…"

All the girls gasp with the same kind of expression that's on Andrew's face.

Finally! I did it! I got the worst chapter of the manga done. Well, it's not that bad but actually writing it makes you feel bad. So… what might happen with Andrew now that he has word that his parents are coming home? Will he be able to hide his secret or will it all come pouring out? If so, will they accept it or not? Find out next time!

Review Replies!

You never knows: You and your robots, man. You do know that it's my choice what happens, right?

Guest: I'm updating now, sorry about the delay. This chapter was horrible to do with the pervy fake news reporter. I hope it was worth it, though.

Victor John Foxfire: I never actually read it, but I can imagine it was like that. Yep, Suu does that especially with Ice, her main target.

Noncanon Segment!

Andrew: Hello everyone! This is Andrew with more questions coming your way.

Neptune: Andy, do I look really good in this? *show Andrew the new outfit he gave her and poses in it*

Andrew: *nosebleeds* Y-yeah… it's good…

Noire: I can't believe you ripped my outfit!

Miia: It was probably cheap anyway!

Andrew: Anyway… onto the questions, from Sonicfanx1… Xelor, stop hacking their Xbone's hard drive.

Xelor: I make no promises in the future.

Andrew: You heard him, he's not going to stop, I guess he has to have something to do. Anyway… more about Miia's food.

Miia: Again?! But, I have to practice, right?! I swear I'm getting better!

Andrew: Sure… also Suu has been in their pipes doing who knows.

Ice: Suu…!

Suu: *grabs Ice and tentacle rapes him*

Ice: S-stop!

Andrew: Also, speaking of that, don't ask us to do any lemons during these even if it isn't canon.

Miia: Ooh, I like the sound of that, darling…

Andrew: They're not going that far, they're loyal fans. Anyway… next… the CPUs taking their share energy thingamabob… don't do that again…

Neptune: But we could transform with it! Even it doesn't exist in canon world, we can make the most of it here! *transforms to Purple Heart* Like this~

Andrew: Yeah… you shouldn't do that anyway… Cerea… you keep going into their basement because of the dungeon thing.

Centorea: Yes, but I must venture on! There's bound to be something worth there!

Andrew: He said there's none so there's none.

Centorea: Yes, but… the temptation, it engulfs me, milord.

Andrew: Right… next, Vert's going to gaming conventions on her own… yeah, that's gotta stop or at least take me with you.

Vert: You aren't home when they start. I'm sure it'll be just fine if no one notices.

Andrew: Trust me, they know.

Vert: Also, I will defeat you, Deva! Mark my words!

Andrew: Next is Papi, they found one of her eggs, huh… we just got through that part but whatever, it's noncanon. Wait, you think I did something to her that will make her lays these eggs?

Miia: Darling… are you lying to us?"

Andrew: Honest! I haven't done anything at all! I swear it! Anyway… as before, we'll fix it, next person is Mr. Lazarus, yeah… thanks for the heads up when I already took care of that. Luckily, nothing actually happened that was bad so… it's good.

Noire: Except for the pervy news reporter.

Andrew: Right… also yeah, I found those daggers, don't know how they got there but I'll return them once we're done here. And… Suu snuck in their drainpipe and molested Foxie.

Suu: *smiling nonchalantly*

Andrew: Just focus on Ice as your target if it keeps you from doing that, Suu.

Ice: What?!

Andrew: There might be a point where they might report us to Ms. Smith, so… it's your job to keep Suu happy.

Ice: Fine…

Andrew: Next person is Magical Death, oh they're worried about who's going to take care of the nations back at the Hyperdimension.

Neptune: Oh, Nep Jr got mine covered!

Noire: Uni has mine, I told her before I left.

Blanc: Rom and Ram are going to take care of Lowee with the help of my oracle, Mina.

Andrew: Oh, you have an oracle… cool…

Vert: I don't have a sister so I asked Chica to take care of it, as well as Blaire, too.

Andrew: Nice, see MD, you and your friends have nothing to worry about.

Miia: Hey! Ask us to have sex with darling! It's noncanon so it's all right!

Andrew: Miia, stop! Don't do anything like that, please!

Neptune: But, we must do it if they ask us, right?

Andrew: Don't give them ideas! So, that's all the time we have here so tune in next time for more questions and please… don't ask us to do any lemon scenes… I don't know if I can take it if that happens.

That's all so happy reading!