{REALLY PEOPLE IF YOUR JUST HERE TO COMMENT ABOUT MY GRAMMAR JUST LEAVE BECAUSE I IGNORE THOSE COMMENTS =]}

DAMN I remember telling myself this is only going to be 4 chapter stories……FAIL

Also sorry karma hit me like a train so I wasn't able to get on my computer …MEH


"Yes…mmhm…yes mom its fine" Craig said into his phone pacing my bedroom floor, half naked with wet hair making things a bit awkward for me

"Yeah his mom's fine with me being here" he said rolling his eyes

"She's a little too fine with it" I whispered getting a smile from Craig

"Yes I'm sure mom" Craig said losing his smile and pausing his pace

"WELL FUCK MOM if you don't trust me don't ask" he said flipping his phone off slamming it shut

Awkward silence hit I was too afraid to ask him anything in fear that he would chew me out so I went to my closet looking for a shirt

Maybe I can find him one to

"Well tweekers what we going to do?" his voice echoed into my closet

"Do? I'm sorry I don't really have anything to do" I said reaching the depths of my closet looking for a shirt that wouldn't embarrasses me

"I think I have some books laying around ,read one of them" I said knowing what his response was going to be

" Psh reading a book isn't doing something its reading something and that's plain boring" Craig said laying down crossing his legs

"Yeah? Well if you want to do something" I said coming out of my closet HAHA coming out of the closet

"You can put this on" I said throwing a dark red shirt at him and slipping on a torn blue one

"Oh thanks I needed a towel" Craig said drying his head

"Dick" I said grabbing back my shirt and sitting across from him

Craig grinned and I could only imagine what he was thinking

I pinched my arm emitting a small yelp

"Um what the fuck was that for?" Craig said sounding like he hasn't seen anything stranger (like a mega Ike, people dressed as ghosts, or giant pirate Guiney pigs)

"This has to be a dream" I said secretly pinching myself one more time…still hurts

"Hmm and why do you say so?" Craig said lying forward placing his head by my feet

That can't be very pleasant but then again I did just shower

"Were totally opposites" I said putting my legs behind me in a frog like position

"Why do think that" Craig said finally showing some interest in my conversation other than...well you know

"First let's start with me" I said leaning over to pick up a dictionary I left under my bed from my last attempted to do homework

"Here" I said flipping to a page 391 according to the Webster dictionary

"These all look pretty positive to me-well there kinda weird to though like to twist, pinch, jerk" Craig said

"Exactly"

"Ok…but what does this have to do with anything?"

"God!! Are you a retard?? Do I need to make my own definitions for you?"

"Its looking like it isn't it?"Craig said

"Tweek Tweak/twēk twēk/noun. 1. Twitches 2. Scares easily 3. Flunks school 4. Addicted to coffee 5. When things go wrong as a mental breakdown 6. Not well know, easily forgotten" I said grabbing my dictionary and throwing it back under the bed

"Craig tucker/kreg tuhk-er/noun. 1. Calm, never over reacts no emotion 3. Passes school with at least a b average have addictions things go wrong he's the calmest person 6. Now by everyone at school as the #12 hottest boys according to the girls list" I got up extending my arms to the ceiling

"Pretty much YOU'RE PERECT while I'm a misfit "

"Aww Tweek do be so hard on yourself" Craig suddenly appearing behind me

Like a vampire great here comes the paranoia again

" Your already wrong about my definition Tweek, I don't pass school with a b average"

I kinda made that one up cause I knew it's wasn't true

"And…I do have a addiction" he said back hugging me

"Mmmh and it is?" I said trying to look over my shoulder at him

"You" he said resting his head on my shoulder

I turned around "that's the was the most retarded thing I have EVER heard and that includes things Timmy has said" I flicked him in the head and said

"TIMMY LIVE'N A LIE"

"Shut up" Craig said pulling me towards my bed

"And let's make sweet love by the fire"

"What fire?


MEHHHH!!!!! . I suck at writing romantic stuff

And yesh I know this sucks no need to retell me in a comment

But any who sorry it took forever I was grounded as stated above

LUV YA'LL BYEZ

(And yesh I know this isn't the normal 900 word chaps……I SRSY)